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hatchetfieldbrainrot · 10 months ago

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I'm having more Ted thoughts but this time they're heartbreaking.

I was rereading @unusual-ly 's post about the implications of Ted's love interests (read it here) and it made me realize something.

Has anyone ever held Ted's hand?

We technically don't know if Ted had a partner in high school but I doubt it. And even if he did, that was 20 years ago. In the past 20 years, he's been the horny bastard of Hatchetfield. The guy who will sleep with anyone who's willing. He's not someone you date.

Since Jenny was only a friend, they wouldn't have done anything like that, even if they both wanted to.

Charlotte would certainly never hold his hand. She's just sleeping with him because her husband sucks and she constantly feels guilty about it anyway. She doesn't have feelings for him.

I think technically Lucy DOES hold his hand once but it's to lead him somewhere, not for any romantic reason (at least at that point). It's the way you hold a child's hand so you don't lose them.

Even at the end of Black Friday when Charlotte has her hand over Ted's, it's because the world is literally ending and she's seeking out comfort. She'd probably hold ANYONE'S hand at that point.

So yeah. As far as we know, no one has romantically held Ted's hand in 20+ years and that just breaks my heart.

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #nmt #black friday #ted spankoffski #ted spankoffski my beloved #oof my heart #can you imagine ted's reaction the first time his partner casually grabs his hand and holds it #i think his brain would short circuit #he wouldn’t know how to be normal about it at ALL #charlotte sweetly #lucy stockworth #jenny hatchetfield

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hagenwo43 · 11 months ago

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Off season Pt4

#throwback to when Williams thought it would be a good idea to thirst trap all of us #aaaaaaaaaa #screaming #when this first dropped I was like #😳😱#shocked #but also we’ll received #think we can all appreciate Logan’s beautiful body #toned to perfection #also the low riding shorts #down to point of his V-line #oof #logan sargeant #ls2 #williams racing #singapore gp 2023 #formula one

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kasieli · 1 year ago

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HL Slytherin boys x MC outfits

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #fanart #srry for the shitty quality it started off as a short sketch #then turned into this lol #I kinda chose randomly the outfits I was going to put them in?#minus all the school uniform ofc #ironic how ominis got the dark art ensemble #it looks good on him tho #it’s kind of upsetting how pretty ominis is lol #he’s so pretty #this was supposed to be TINY like mega tiny #then I saw the protector outfit had this leather thigh thing and I was like wait I gotta draw that #so yeah here we are #don’t scroll in too big the quality sucks oof #also changed ominis’ hairstyle and idk why lol

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thresholdbb · 1 year ago

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It’s that near perfect slight transatlantic accent with Iowa triumphantly bleeding through in the “-ar”s for me

#captain Janeway #kathryn janeway #star trek voyager #kate mulgrew #oh god this post is getting traction #I didn’t actually study American accents please don’t analyze too deeply #please don’t come for me #pretty even until the -ar sound gets pushed all the way into the nose #please say farm or hair again cause it’s so very midwestern #I find it so endearing #or I guess Indiana idk if it’s a character choice or an actress oversight and I don’t care to learn #and it’s unexpected every time #oof and the gravelly quality from smoking A+#in her book Stella Adler told her to get rid of the Iowa accent so most of her roles have an affected accent #the point is it’s interesting and I like it #short thoughts

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bikananjarrus · 2 years ago

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i finished guillermo del toro’s pinocchio

#it was so so so good #the antiwar/antifascist themes were so well done #and the grief that encompassed the whole story was… whew.#seriously cried several times #like the ‘real boys don’t come back’ line UMMMMMM #that one tipped me right over the edge goddamn. bc it’s not just about human lives being short #but i feel like that line also definitely relates to war taking all the young boys and killing them #and even if they do survive war they come back changed. they’re never really themselves again #fuck. yeah um. oof.#anyway #guillermo del toro’s pinocchio #pinocchio

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valiant-portabella-pirkko · 4 months ago

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I cannot stop thinking about the fact that, ironically, in his college years Commander Ruju would've been voted 'most likely to wind up as an Inquest flunky' in every timeline EXCEPT the one where he does, in fact, wind up joining the Inquest. and that's only because in that version, they'd vote him most likely to wind up in Inquest management instead (and they are correct, unfortunately)

some of his early college-era antics under the cut:

setting off the smoke alarms in other college dorms, getting his 'rival' classes doused with flame-extinguishing foam

using his water magic to make the fountains spray people

mild air element static shocks JUST strong enough to make other students' hair frizz up right before class starts

raising bricks under people's feet with the earth element in order to very discreetly trip them right in plain sight

ATTEMPTING to pressure others into doing his projects (he only got away with this because it always backfired on him)

interfering with class demonstrations via heckling

freezing hallway floors into solid ice rinks after class

frequently cornering and intimidating anyone who was unpopular and/or meek enough that he could get away with it

all this to say, if my rat bullied your rat during college, they may be entitled to emotional compensation! feel free to proceed to WvW and beat his ass for fun and profit. don't worry, he's an elementalist. he's very used to performing his downstate rotation. 👍

#my posts #gw2 asura #Commander Ruju #gw2 #guild wars 2 #he was. just. so bad #mind you there WERE reasons why he was like that though and most of it ties into family issues and history #the funny part of this tho is that i'm SURE there were times he picked on someone that IMMEDIATELY made him regret it #like he was good at ACTING tough but he. wasn't actually.#all bark and NO bite (at least partly because he didn't Actually want to hurt anybody. just make himself seem dangerous)#in short it was effectively a threat display present at all times #fortunately he grew out of it! but i'm sure it made an unfortunate impression on some of his classmates. oof #they most likely assume that Commander Ruju must be a different person because they can't even imagine it HDJDH #anyway i've rambled ENOUGH. throws this and runs away

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questionablepastries · 12 days ago

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i need everyone to pray for me. like spirit bomb style. Ms.self isolation (me) is going to Two concerts and a coworkers birthday party over the course of 3 days

#it’s so funny bc i’m like so ok at work and dependable and shit and i talk over the phone at work to doctors and nurses all daaaaa tiiiiime #but like Outside work socially? holy fuuuuuck i’m a shaking chihuahua i can still hold a conversation but but but but but (short circuits)#i can talk FINE i’ve held entire conversations with strangers it’s OK but like #INTERNALLY … AAAAAA #LIKE OUTSIDE OK? online is a different story i’m talkin about irl strangers #i used to have a job where i busted into ppls houses for a living and i got rly argumentative w old ppl but that’s not this #i’m talkin like #like ppl around my own damn age #once they dig a liiiiiiitle deep past the surface like once * i * start getting asked genuine questions i start like . doin broken down car #noises da Jig is UP the Facade aaaa my normal act FUUUUCK #it’s so funny bc all my coworkers like me but it’s like bc they all know i’m like That as in weird funny and i’m so comfortable around all #of them :3 i love my coworkers 💕💕 they give me souvenirs all da time and i love being weird to them back #but like getting to know people oof. maybe it’s not so different from work…………#it’s always like. worse in my head than what the situation ends up being as it’s so stupid #and it takes like an entire village worth of effort to even Muster the courage to do things jesus CHRIST #i been getting better at it tho!!!! i’m workin on it but it’s just so so so so scary Probably because of da Trauma but aaaaaaahahaaaaaaa #whateeeverrrr it’s all in da paaaast aaaaaaa

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gilfrespecter · 1 month ago

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Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous

Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really

#it speaks #white woman moment #its really funny bc like. its very much a her to jfk song #(everyones favorite problematic short king)#but she looks at him with uhhh #like heres this kid(hes 28) standing on the precipice o what she had been all those years ago #but he KNOWS it she didnt know she thought she had mold poisoning from her shitty apartment until she died #and she is projecting so much onto him. which is part of why she doesn't respect him at all #'im a sucker just like you'#its also funny bc like. it is Too Late for Phoenix.also its scary that theyre hungry bc as far as she knows death avatars arent supposed 2 b #but also theyre the first one shes met. and Phoenix is kind of just scary in general.#but being around those two is like. almost flashbacky(jfk also reminds her alot of her ex aroun that age tho audreys dad was Worse)#(she never met him but heard enough stories about the guy and i mean. he fed her to the hunt on purpose.#i dont think jorges dad wanted what was going to happen to happen)#part of why she texted her so fast tbh. not that they hadnt talked at all since the divorce.#i thinj they talked. not alot bc mel WAS in europe and international data rates pre smartphone age oof ouch #and also like. they did irrevocably harm eachother physically and mentally but they do both careeeeee #tho. i do not think melissa wouldve ever dropped everything to go help audrey like audrey would and did for her.#(girl who runs away from her problems x girl who is a dog)#auuughhhhhh #she really is my chew toy.#i also think alot about her sky mafia years but those r fun and sexy little secrets for me #as much as i love Basil's motw campaign i do with it was easier to unentangle her from tma lore.#bc like. normal vampire works well but it loses so much of the flavor. various sea beasts keep the flavor but loose the morality.#for pathfinder if i were to redo her id go with storm oracle and then spec into kineticist. which does work Ok I Guess.#but like. even that its still not what i want #one scene that probably would've never happened in game but i thought ahout if we ever went back to the item storage or maybe a wierd thrift #shop or something was to like. have her come across a violin and pick it up and make it scream horribly. like. really concentrate on making #it make the worst noise imaginable. shes trying to reach that wonderful horrible music avatars mention alot in the earlier seasons #and then realizes everyone else Hates That So Much and jokingly play one of the devil's riffs from tdwdg. tbh i should finally draw that

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lilyclawthorne · 1 year ago

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the absolute angst of touch-averse pomni x ragatha w/ a physical touch love language.

#they’d be SO concerned about one another #like Pomni would be so upset about not being comfortable fulfilling this need for ragatha #and like Ragatha would probably instinctively go in to show her love through hugs/holding hands/resting on her/etc #only to remember it actually makes Pomni uncomfortable #but when she doesn’t remember in time oof does she feel terrible about it #ragatha would find other ways to show her love for sure #I think pomni would be a quality time person #oh she’d love the shit out of some parallel play #I think in terms of the receiving end of love languages ragatha really appreciates acts of service and pomni notices that ASAP #but no matter the workarounds there’s still inevitably this aversion and desire for touch in between the two #touch averse and touch starved if you will #I think with a lot of time and trust pomni would eventually be comfortable with ragatha doing it #but the absolute angst of building that trust #of ragatha growing more comfortable around her and accidentally crossing that boundary #and it’s so unintentional and short that you can’t really be mad #but they’re both SO torn up about it and how it affects one another man #their absolute girl failures failing their way upwards in this relationship tbh #if you actually read all of that hi talk to me about ragapom

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birdy-bird27 · 3 months ago

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Here is my live blog notes of reading the new chapter of The first of a shattered mirror

Mostly for @volivolition I didn’t send this as an ask bc it was long lol but here are my thoughts as I read the chapter

This chapter is hilarious already the physical crew always brings the A game

Hand cordination saying gun? Like a puppy hearing treat lol

Savvy my boyyyy he’s back! All for a couple coins from an altar lol

lol we are not punching a child part

Love when contact Mike is brought up Voltion is like we gotta put a stop to this

Poor volition putting up a. Plea to be reasonable but the phys gang is in control this time around. The whole intervention Voltion really stressed out

Naurrr Harry don’t listen to the fascist ideas of time travel 😭 don’t do it

Echem is really shining this time lol especially around the princess “big *woman*”

I knew the voice of stubborn would get along great with the coach

The home made Gatorade lol

LMAOOO the coach check and echem both saying they can take her I cantttt this chapter I knew it was going to be good

Reaction speed returning just the right time

Omg the voice of the stubborn joined the team! You impressed the coach son 😎

Ahh yes just what I expected the voice of the stubborn starting to push his power.

. Much like the game how he takes over the narration I love it

Good call Harry out Voltion and the physical skills

Drat I forgot which skill is missing. Visual calculus? I have foolishly thought he was not missing though

Yooo spinal cord!

I was right Visual calculus! My boyyy so underrated!!! Yess

Even the voices can appreciate his awesome work hell yea

“VOLITION [Medium: Success] - If you make it out of this in one piece, you *definitely* need to get back in touch with that therapist. None of this is good.” So true Voltion

Yess visual calc with his math

Oop he threw the jersey away

That ending beautiful muah love it. There’s more to all of it. So many thoughts woah. Absolutely visceral and bloody I love it!!’

Perfect balance of humor and sadness to it all absolutely wonder.

God I love this fic so much

#so many thoughts!!!#the fighting was absolutely wonderful here #the description is poignant and really shows the real meaning behind thier fighting #the connections with another person.#all she knows is fighting this is her way of communicating #this was definitely a very physical heavy chapter and I love it #this chapter is one of my favs tbh and the adversary is one of my favorite routes in the game #I’m so bad at taking live notes lol very short #but I really love it so many fun moments here as well as much expected moments #such as the apricot wrapper oof #and surprise visit from spinal chord! what a rare sight to see in fics #I mean also a rare sight in the game too lol

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kazieka · 4 months ago

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actually im finding myself fixated on that concept from the other day of a crime procedural in a fantasy setting. trying to figure out if I want to make this a genuine thing or not. the word “Micromancer” has been stuck in my brain for days now. god that would be such a good title. brain is still percolating but i have character ideas floating around.

#lindsey shut up #oof it is such a good feeling when something unblocks the creative juices #it wouldn’t lend itself very well to novel form but maybe a short story series could be fun #on the downside I will need to learn about historical methods of making glass. and forensic dermatology. and sewer systems #and I can’t even write all of it down cause im supposed to be job hunting right now!!! fuck!!!!

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seoulmatez · 1 year ago

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anyways, hi hello how are y’all :3

#💭 manon’s mind #back from my short break woo woo #feeling better too yay #yesterday was my breaking point #had a FAT cry #which was very relieving #but i forgot i had a presentation after!#so had to present on zoom was puffy red eyes oof #*with oops #though it helped me realize that i need to chill the fuck out #like not everything is in my control #and that’s okay!#but now i only have like 2 friends so #lol #but it feels good to let go y’know #there’s like no context to this but no worries #the takeaway is — all is well!

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bombshellsandbluebells · 4 months ago

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oh feeling really low right now

feeling the hopelessness and the depression, feeling all sorts of ways about not really having a purpose or putting anything of value in the world, had a weird train of thought about how I can't really be helping the world because I'm not gifted in the STEM fields and what's art really going to do, huh?

so trying really really hard to remember how important art is, a thing I preach about literally all the time and suddenly can't believe

#we're spiraling hardcore from being unable to write a short story and turn it in by the deadline guys #but also my industry is up in fucking flames i've barely worked in 2 years i moved to a new city right before the strike and so now have #spent most of that time not doing anything bc everything costs money and therefore am meeting no one basically #so my social life is trash i have no structure and i basically rot all day every day bc motivation is so fucking hard when i don't have #structure or deadlines #and my brain is like literally how is you ranting about fandom meta on the internet improving this world but then i don't have the energy o #drive to like actually go do anything else???#anyways #oof #might delete this later I'm just feeling Bad #also the *gestures at the world and the USA* is really getting to me right now

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anoptimisticadventurer · 4 months ago

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