#OMG THIS IS THE BEst THING EVER

[saebaragi]

garlic bread

[spookyowokylad]

IM SCREAMING AND CRYING- this is the best thing ever-

Remember my Sonic x Trigun au? I made more

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[steamedlotusroot]

remember when swk tried to take li jing and nezha to court for gross negligence in jttw? good times

[laswells-ashtray]

I think Alerudy, NikPrice and The Laswells would absolutely have a week vacation together where they can just be little freaks.

Obviously the Laswells won't be playing with the boys BUT there's no stopping Sarah from spending time with Rudy and Nik in an artisanal leather class gossiping about harnesses, collars and leashes.

Visiting dungeons and clubs as a pack of feral little deviants, not as their job titles.

Visiting a prude parade, enjoying museums and galleries as regular people!

And if Rudy gets overstimulated and asks John if his big Russian bear husband can wear out a particularly energetic vaquero, that's between them ♥️

I have been thinking about this ask all day since I received it and to convey my thoughts, I present you with this because holy fuck.

Rudy isn't sure what to make of Sarah when he first meets her because she matches Alejandro's loud and boisterous energy fairly well.

And then he sees how she wraps an arm around Kate so that anyone walking by the two lesbians is brushing against Sarah's arm instead of Kate's back because the sudden touch sets the station chief on edge and he realises, he likes this woman.

As it would turn out, Rudy, Nikolai and Sarah are one Hell of a trio when they all have a drink in them. And Sarah has no problem buying them a few rounds.

Sarah makes an offhand comment about a class that's open near their hotel that she'd been hoping to attend because she's aiming to make Kate a blue chest harness and she's met with two pairs of wide eyes as both men sit on the edge of their seats to hear more.

Rudy walks away with a collar and a belt. The collar is made to for himself, a surprise for Alejandro that night. The belt is for Alejandro to wear throughout his day because he knows that the thought of a leather belt he made with his own hands is enough to have Alejandro riled up whenever it crosses his mind and he wants to test the other man's patience.

Sarah notices and catches on to his train of thought, offering him a wink when he hands the bag it's in over to Alejandro later.

Nikolai spends far too much on an intricate leather chest harness for John while they're there but he also ends up buying a gift for Sarah, a late birthday present and a thanks for buying them all drinks. It's a simple leather band that wraps around her bicep but it's studded, something he saw her eyeing but never pick up.

Alejandro, John and Kate are a bitchy bunch. Ale and John very quickly realise that Kate has spent time in this hotel before and she won't tolerate their handsiness in front of her. That isn't a problem however because Alejandro makes up for being caught with his hand on John's ass by buying her a pack of cigarettes when she finishes her own and the three of them smoke as they wander around and talk shit about any shared names they're all familiar with.

When they stop outside a lingerie store, Kate says nothing but snubs out her cigarette and enters it. John isn't surprised, nor will he think about it too hard. When, after a moment of contemplation, Alejandro does the same and John watches him through the window as he walks directly towards black lace panties, thinks about that too hard.

Later he watches as Alejandro and Rudy exchange bags and decides in that very moment, this trip is going to put their flirting to an end and at one point or another he's going to find out how well these cowboys can ride.

At one point in time, they end up in a museum about the history of sex toys and it's a fun experience. It's only around halfway through that any of the four men realise that Kate and Sarah aren't as interested as they are and are lagging behind them.

It's Nikolai who realises the two are high. He doesn't announce it to the rest of the men, he does however procure an edible from Sarah's right pocket and forty minutes later finds himself thoroughly entertained by the history of the vibrator.

There's a shop that sells an abundance of sex toys. They approach it with varying levels of confidence.

Rudy is in and out, finds himself a leather ball gag and buys it with less than two words to the cashier.

Alejandro wanders around, looking at things shamelessly. Walks out with a cock ring, compliments the cashier on the playlist they have on through the speakers.

Nikolai takes John in with him, they leave with cuffs and a blindfold. John is confident enough to make eye contact with the cashier and say no when they offer him lube on a discount at the register. Nikolai asks if they have flavoured lube and buys the cherry kind.

When Kate enters, she buys a new vibrator, brown rope the same colour of Sarah's eyes, crotchless panties, silicone polish, accepts the discount lube and asks the cashier if there is anywhere nearby that sells good quality, thigh-high leather boots with a wide calf fit for her wife and then leaves with directions. Sarah is waiting outside with a pastry in hand and asks where they're headed next. They experience no shame. They're all on this trip to have great fun in the day and great sex at night, that's no secret.

One night, Kate and Sarah announce to the other couples that they're off to have dinner together and that they'll see everyone tomorrow morning. The polished black boots that Sarah is wearing, coming up to her mid-thigh with a dangerous heel don't escape Rudy's notice, nor does the hint of blue leather he just manages to make out under Kate's shirt. He wishes them well and ignores the loud clacking of heels as the two walk away.

Only he turns to find himself standing between Alejandro and Nikolai with John opposite him and he finds himself all too aware of the lace black panties he's wearing under his pants.

That night he watches as Nikolai enters a lift with Alejandro, the Russian's hand resting on the back of his partner's neck and recognises the distinct hip movement of an Alejandro who's trying to hide his hard-on from sight of those around him.

He doesn't spend too long thinking about it because a certain English captain and he have a date with the rooftop pool of the hotel they're staying in and a joint that he watched Nikolai slip into John's pocket. The next morning, Rudy has to grab the black panties from John's back pocket before they separate off to find their partners.

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

EXTREMELY sorry if you've already answered this, but. hey! are you okay with people writing fics based on your eddsworld comics? was thinking about writing a oneshot based on the polyworld rooftop comic (the "god made me wrong" one) with credit but i wasn't sure u_u

h HELLO???? i would be HONORED....

PLEASE go for it i would absolutely LOVE to see what you come up with!!

[spreadwardiard]

This art is FANTASTIC! I can't even stress enough how happy I am that you enjoyed the story this much! It feels like my birthday right now. Just... thank you so much for this lovely artwork!

In the beginning, it seemed so simple. The Senate had informed him immediately upon his awakening exactly who and what his enemy was, and he had not questioned them. Why would he have? The evidence was plain all around him. He arose as Optimus Prime, and immediately set out to war against Megatron; Megatronus, in those days, and his Descepticons. Orion Pax had been weak in those early days, his spark still under shock of taking the Matrix of Leadership, capable of little other than tracking Megatron on the battlefield, the spark always settling in whichever nook of his spark chamber was closest to Megatron.  Another harsh stab of fury filled his processors. The Matrix… Optimus could feel Orion's hatred and fear of it. He couldn't understand it. The Matrix of Leadership was a gift to be bestowed only on those worthy of a Prime. Orion Pax should be grateful towards the Matrix. For millennia… he didn't understand. 

Please go read "4 Million Years" by @spreadwardiard if you like angst <3

[unriding]

a … a gift from the talented @kruinka 🥹 thank you so much!! ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

[nokomento]

finished the wip for cooldown before sleep

i just noped at the armor

Me: It is an honor!

Minsc:

[anintroverteddarling]

Creepypasta Dating Sim? In 2024??? And it's from the official creator??? EXCUSE ME--?

[thebrainrotsreal]

WORLD'S WORST DAD GETS PONY-IFIED!!! Nolan when I catch you, Nolan when I catch you Nolan- but made this mf a OP as fuck unicorn. Wings? Nah he just carries his own weight or makes one out of magic. Hair? Way longer mane 'cause unicorn. He gets a pointy, straight horn because he would use it like a spear and stab people with it. Eyes are red to match his magic color, no more baby blue for him. Banned. Fur pattern/marking looks like a mustache instead of being a mustache. Pony Name? Iron Hoof because something something strong as iron, could trample you, something, something.

[odillisea]

I love being a multishipper in the marauders fandom. Two characters exist? Yeah, sure they can kiss why not. I can see it. And we can literally just change bits and pieces of the characters to make them fit better if we really want to because we made them up in the first place.

It’s like a small child smashing two barbies together to make them kiss. If we say they can work together as a ship, then it will happen. Literally nothing can stop us.

[quillandrapier]

I heard yall like beads

matching bracelets with your best enemy @lostspacestark

(p.s. it glows in the dark)

[snowcoming]

✨fingerstripes ✨

[natsmagi]

it is so fucking over for me i fear

[slymanner]

Masked characters who never reveal their face/you rarely see their face my forever beloved i know u have a face under there but that mask is your face and I'm giving it a kiss even if you don't feel it

[restinthewest]

I love this pointy overly intense creature so much