#OMFG THE MUSTACHE

[that1overthere]

My college art professor is a trekkie (and a big ds9 fan) and I can't go on Tumblr during his class and look at fanart of Garak with big ol naturals without him spawning behind me and asking questions

My greatest fear illustrated

[shapelytimber]

Wanted to paint some of my favorite characters, nothing more nothing less

[COMMISSIONS]

Way too much yapping like an embarrassing amount, the individual portraits and the template I used below vvv

I shouldn't be allowed to talk about my favorite characters- especially to people who (presumably) don't know them xjfkdk apart from the very popular ones ofc

ILLYA KURYAKIN (The man from U.N.C.L.E)

gay ass little Russian spy I love him he is so *dramatic* and a huge nerd and a Beatles fan and into fashion design- perfect pocket size blorbo ;w; also seeing a Russian character being given a positive leading role in an American tvshow from the 60s ?? Yes he lives in New York and works for UNCLE America.... But he is still a communist ?? Incredible ! Also I really like the fact he isn't given the cliché personality traits often given to Russian characters i e anger issues drinks a lot violent ect (looking at you shitty(imo) modern remake... What did you do to my little guy ;;). In a close contest with Spock for the "gayest man from tvshow" of the 60s..... And in my heart he is winning djdkd for me the gay subtext of muncle hits so much more because it's not a scifi show- it's closer to home, Napoleon and Illya were *like that* in the present day of the 60s, they were both human, and no alien fuckery made them go to the village more than once or play house in the suburbs or get attached ass up to get pegged on a regular basis... Truly a show that feels written by an old queen and a guy with the biggest fem dom fetish jkvjjkb (don't get me wrong tho I adore star trek tos and spirk too <3)

KUROO HAZAMA and PINOKO (Black Jack)

sometimes I rewatch some of the oavs from the 90s when I'm sad :) I had a huge phase a couple years back when I read nearly all the manga (should really finish it... Or reread the whole thing frankly), watched *all* the shows (bar young black jack, hated that shit) and idk I just love this venal bitch so much- him and his daughter and his conflicted feelings for his tboy ex that he still loves kfkfkf btw I'm dying for a modern take on this like please please please I'd love to see Kei Kisaragi's story rewritten a bit (trans character in the 70s sure was progressive but oh boy-), because him and black jack's relationship makes me so *weak*.... And maybe see him a bit more than in one story- anyway ! When it comes to his daughter Pinoko, it's very hit or miss- when the writers lean on the cute father adoptive daughter relationship it's great, when they lean more on the whole "she has a crush on him" (very much like a child in most case, and he *never* reciprocate thank god) and bring up the fact she is technically 18 a lot (she was an evil tumor trapped in her sister before he created a body for her- black jack shit dw), and she gets jealous of other women.... Well it's terrible and I'm uncomfy :(

EVA KANT (Diabolik)

Look.... You just can't show me danger diabolik 1968 and not expect me to become insane djdkdkdk she is so cool ;; !!! Her and her devious eel of a man (here as a panther, because even tho I haven't read the comic yet, I'm taking an educated guess that all the panther imagery is here to represent him, the lethal twunk always in the all black gimp suit... And if it's not then fuck my entire life ig fjfkkd), the cuntiest het couple you've ever seen, such freaks I love them ! Partners in crime that will blow up the tax offices of the whole country if you try to put a bounty on them <3 they are in the guilty faves category only because I'm this invested in these characters after 1 (one) movie fkfkf watched the first two remakes and was hmmm let's say underwhelmed, could have been worse but going after the 60s one ie peak cinema was hard... I went in fully invested in these heterosexuals and they still fucked up their romance and relationship ;; (don't spoil me the third one btw haven't seen it yet ! I know it's the yaoi one- which doesn't give me much hope for Eva tbh...) I'll soon start reading the comics tho ! Managed to find all twelve volumes of "Il grande Diabolik" in french for pretty cheap so I'm excited for that :D (might scan them and upload them online because omg I tried finding scans in *any* language and only found a dubious website that sold digital copies for 7€ a volume ??? What is this)

UTA (The Void / Тургор / Turgor / Tension)

Apathy girlyyyyy she just like me for real for real nfkfk what absolutely charmed me about her is yes her design, but more importantly her chamber's design (if you've never played the void, a sister's chamber is a space that represent her. You get a sense of who she is by exploring her chamber before finding her and talking to her soul it's great). The lonely island out at sea, her laying down on a suspended steel boat in a grotto, looking passively at the moon by a crack on the ceiling.... And the moon is looking back. Incredible ! I love this game so much

KIM KITSURAGI (Disco Elysium)

Do I really have to explain this one ? When I played the game with quiji I remember I kept saying "when Kim talks, we *listen*" djkdk we did get a good grade in Kim Kitsuragi and got him to dance in the church <3 this fucking centrist cop wormed it's way into my heart and many others because of course he did. The only Kim K in my eyes. Also funny anecdote : before I played Disco Elysium, I had one concept art masterclass where a kinda famous concept artist came to give advice, make us really stressed then give us a shitty grade.... And when I tell you this man looked so much like Kim ??? Same haircut, glasses, face with a scar *exactly* where Kim's portrait has a stark shadow on his cheek and he was dressed in an orange top- truly uncanny. Anyway, Kim is so fucking cool how does he do it

DARK VADOR (La guerre des étoiles)

*sight* not surprising if you know me... and to be clear when I say Vader I don't mean Anakin Skywalker, post barbecue only zouz here. I refuse to yap about this man djdkdk I already do that way to much in ao3 comment sections

And here is the template I used ! Don't know who made it tho sorry...

PS : all these where made in 2-3 hours each :D wanted to challenge myself by painting quickly, and I mostly (looking at the Eva Kant one that gave me trouble) succeeded !

[ashfluffys]

@teacupfullofroses27 hiiii it was me I asked if I could draw her I. I love her she looks like a lil roly poly I wanna pat her on the head

I also love this creature too so much and both these designs are so good and make me wanna ask what bow would look like in your style if you ever wanna complete the trio if that sounds pushy I’m sorry

[redwhitebuddie]

im literally so gay, like a lesbian but omg eddie looks so hot right now im unwell

[asraindarkness]

no shade no hate to eddie but it’s so funny to mw that we thought first time we see eddie he’s busy punching gerard and knocking his ass but he’s actually the one who’s handling him better that the rest of them😭

[buddieisgoingcanon25]

[buglaur]

oct 13 alien for @aliengirl's cas birthday challenge!

[blitheringbongus]

You never tagged the name of your ocs with the mustaches but mayhaps one of them with stubborn??

There are. So much more.

(Tried to make some of my mustache men look stubborn, full image below)

Also a non angy version

(emotion meme)

[clarinhasarchive]

[polychocobros]

i watched that movie that tony was in where he was a dentist and at one point his face was absolutely insane he looked batshit and i loved it

[fcllederage-moved]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

[ashfluffys]

GAMBLING!!!

inspired by @kingpagie because it had us dying laughing how whiplash the storybook transitions are

[eddieydewr]

oh no a jewish person celebrated the existence of a state in their indigenous homeland that was created bc the rest of the world literally did not want them after they were almost exterminated by actual nazis in an actual genocide?! oh nooo what an evil woman!! get her!! 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🙄🙄🙄

teens who don’t know what zionism rlly means or that most jews are zionists bc it’s inherently linked to their religion and identity… just log off cause you’re making the little mustache man proud

genuinely… the kids are NOT alright. i feel like a massive boomer but fuck them kids. all the information is available at the fingertip but they only know to consume content, real or fake, in real time. they don’t take the time to pause and breathe. they don’t retain info. it’s just hopping onto the latest fad until something better comes along, whatever gives them clout the most. keep chasing that dopamine high!!!

[ashfluffys]

well now I’m thinking about my own hatstache kid again so here you go baby things

I would also like to introduce adult bow based on a slightly old teen design I made for her, she is a cardigan sweater cat lady in my mind gotta have at least two cats

I do like to imagine she’s actually roommates with the other two but I just never got around to drawing her HSSSHSHSHHSHSHS

[amtrak12]

Lucifer Rewatch Liveblog: 1.05

I took my dog for a walk AND I ran OUTSIDE (which is much harder than on a treadmill) so I’m super tired and don’t know how coherent I’ll be. But I need a hyperfixation fix so let’s liveblog S1 ep 5 of Lucifer!

I have no fucking idea what episode this will be. Not the one where Maze meets Trixie because I know which ep that is. But could it be the ep where Dan meets Maze? :O

Let’s find out.

Oh I missed my blorbos over the past week. And I have a five day weekend thanks to holiday (today) and vacation (Monday and Tuesday) so lots of time for full Lucifer eps!

>>>   ... Okay I have a vague memory of a designer shoe episode.

>>>   "No sharp objects until we find out why." -- ROTFL Maze going full parent bodyguard mode there :P

>>>   Really it's so boring that "reflection of your desires" always means sex. And always Hollywood thin women sleeping/wanting to sleep with Lucifer. You are a show about the devil. BE GAYER! (And not just gayer sex. I mean gayer everything! Give me more diverse desires!!)

>>>  *snort* Dan always knows Lucifer's around before Chloe does.

>>>   Dan: You need to stop hanging out with Lucifer. Chloe: Already did. Dan: *points at Lucifer behind her* Nope.

>>>   Makes me giggle everytime lol

>>>   Still so foreign to me for them to have a lieutenant/boss. In later seasons, you'd think Chloe and Dan (and Ella) just ran the department by themselves

>>>   "I'll never get elected without support from the minority communities." -- Fairly certain that's never been obstacle before in becoming chief of police but okay.

>>>   "My job's gonna totally get me killed." -- No, siding with Lucifer during an angel war to be the next God will, though. Sorry.

>>>   Okay but I do adore that Chloe does in fact always drive. For the rest of the series. You know who didn't do that? Warehouse 13. And SUSPICIOUSLY Myka stopped driving when the show went from canon to those OOC and terrible videos written by fan wannabes. (And yes, I’m including S4 in there.)

>>>   LMFAO!!! THAT'S WHY SHE SLAPPED HIM??? I've seen it in fanvids and had no memory of its canon occurrence.

>>>   "So you want to feel new things?" *slap* - fucking hilarious. I'm dying.

>>>   Okay I'm pretty sure the pig dies. :( RIP Pig Diddy.

>>>   The only memory I have of a cop bar isin fanfic. But it was S1/early S2 era fanfic, so this is probably where the author pulled that from.

>>>   Anthony Paolucci? No, no, no. That's Jack from Prue's old auction firm. #Charmed

>>>   Is this the first time they said Malcolm Graham's name in the show? Does this mean we’re out of the character introduction stage and into the season plot stage? Always a good transition for a show.

>>>   (Like both stages are super important. I’m not knocking the character introductions. It’s also just really fun to watch the show leave the intros and start walking on its own two feet.)

>>>   "On behalf of myself and only myself, I think you're a sack of ass." *punch* -- He’s actually speaking for me too here. *shouts* Punch him harder, Lucifer!

>>>   Oh Maze sends Amenadiel over to Linda? Well, then she really only has herself to blame for them sleeping together in S3, doesn't she? lol :P

>>>   "I know Krav Maga!" -- LOL Okay Linda. I'm sure a bad guy would be real scared by you shouting that.

>>>   "I have a key." ... "Yeah, let me start over." -- Yeah maybe you should there, Amenadiel LOL God I love his early days of pretending to be human. He's so bad at it!

>>>   “Jealous of a mortal woman?" -- Maze, honey, you're jealous of a lot of people, so yeah probably.

>>>   Ugh, I was so close about this being the episode where Dan meets Maze. They bumped shoulders but alas, no more.

>>>   "Chloe is the mother of my child" -- I mean, she's also just Chloe who deserves not to get hurt/killed on her own merit but whatever. I'll blame the writers for that one.

>>>   "Quite condescending if you ask me." -- Yeah, me too, Lucifer.

>>>   "Act like a child, get treated like a child." / "Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?" -- ROTFL that was fantastic, both Chloe locking him in the car and Lucifer’s immediate follow up retort. Absolutely no hesitation from him. Love it.

>>>   Is that a granny square door curtain? What weight yarn did they use? Surely it had to be weight 3 or lighter, right? Weight 4 would be too heavy to hang in a doorway. It would stretch too much.

>>>   Yellow Viper -- Hold on the ending of this episode is coming back to me now.  Isn't he helping kids get out of the gang now? Or was there a double twist with him? It was something like that.

>>>   Yep. RIP Pig Diddy. :/

>>>   "They really don't make bad guys like they used to." -- He means that literally, Chloe. He’s had every bad guy (and every person who simply felt guilty for something) in Hell with him since the beginning of time.

>>>   "A fluid exchange." -- LMFAO Amenadiel, you really have no idea what words are coming out of your mouth, do you? ROTFL

>>>   "If there's one thing the Devil knows it's that people need to take responsibility for their own bad behavior." -- Yet another blatant statement of what the end game is.

>>>   "Yes, people do need to take responsibility for their own bad behavior." -- And that's the journey we take to get to the end game, and Lucifer not grasping Chloe’s implications there is why that’s the series journey.

>>>   OMG there was a parallel 'Chloe shoves Lucifer down and lies on top of him' scene to the S1 finale’s 'Chloe shoves Maze down and lies on top of her' scene?? I had no memory of that, but of course that was a parallel. Everything in this show is a parallel.

>>>   "Your bartender's a ninja? Of course, she is." / "Yeah." (casual and smiling)

>>>   "Ass saved. You're welcome -- his ass. Not yours." -- Just give it a few more months to a year, Maze. You'll be blowing up cars on Chloe's behalf.

>>>   GOD, they really do have some juicy Chloe/Lucifer conversations in S1, don't they? 'Addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips lay' -- which Lucifer obviously didn't like but he could laugh it off and then Chloe came for the jugular: "It's like you have a god complex." OOPH! That one hit Lucifer hard. That was both meaty and juicy. Delicious.

>>>   "I saw your Marine tattoo." and thus knew exactly what it meant. AND YET, neither you nor Lucifer noticed the scar being badly hidden by Pierce's Marine tattoo and so didn’t realize he was CAIN????

>>>   (admittedly, Chloe had no possible way of knowing that in S3, but I'm still blaming her and everyone else for Cain.)

>>>   I abhor Cain

>>>   THREE! Chloe has played Lucifer THREE separate times now and he still hasn't learned ROTFL. Like ‘oh yeah, I’m totally interested in having sex with you -- SIKE! and it gets him everytime!!! #dumdum

>>>   Also, good for her for leaving him there! lol

>>>   Maze is now stalking Chloe. Debates killing her. Imagines about 13 different ways she could do it without making a sound (and another dozen that are messier and rougher that would let Maze vent some of her anger) -- and then leaves without harming a hair on Chloe's head. God, I love Maze.

>>>   Also cool that that's the first time we get to see her demon face. I like her demon face a lot.

Good shit! Good shit! Good shit! S1 is way better than my first impression of it was. Like, it's still ranked fifth when ordering the six seasons by favorite. But it's fifth favorite now instead of second least liked!

Be prepared for more liveblogs over the next few days since I'm on a long weekend! Catch you next time!

[thevoicefromanotherworld]

"ASK IT PROPERLY, LOVE"

Here's the fic based on your idea! @vicky342 (I was giggling and kicking my feet while writting this one, it's so smut... like omfg, I love it so much, one of my best fics tbh (been writting since 2018)

English isn't my first language, so I apologize if there's any kind of spelling mistake

I hope you like it!

When you got on the bullet train from Kyoto to Yokohama, you didn't expect this to happen.

You didn't expect an elegantly dressed man to lock eyes with you, and you didn't expect that you would end up having a messy fuck with him in the train's bathroom.

The bathrooms in Japan aren't comfortable, it must be said, but the ones on the trains are fucking small. The man's broad figure clung to your body like a second skin, while his lips left soft kisses on your neck, making your pulse race faster.

-I don't know you -he said, separating from you to look you straight in the eyes -and you don't know me either- he murmured as he frowned -You should be afraid of me

-Right now I'm anything but afraid- you said, wrapping your arms around his neck, your lips just a few millimeters apart-

He gave an amused smile.

-Do you often do this? -he asked- Make out with strangers?

-It depends- you said- if the stranger looks at me like you've been looking at me since I got on the train, yes

He tilted his head for a moment laughing, before focusing on you again

-I couldn't take my eyes off you even if I wanted to, honey- he growled, looking down at your jeans- these damn pants make you look spectacular

-I know- you answered smiling- otherwise I wouldn't wear them-

You looked at his dark blue suit, the way the shirt of the same color but a lighter shade had the first three buttons undone, revealing his strong neck and the gold chain he wore around it.

Unable to help yourself, you reached out and played with it between your fingers. His blue eyes darkened when you slowly pulled it closer to you.

-This suit… - you murmured- looks really good on you- you said- but now I need to take it off- you confessed- Can I?

He didn't wait for your answer, he lunged at your mouth, your lips meeting eagerly as he pushed you against the bathroom door.

You could feel his strong, masculine, large hands slip under your shirt, brushing the bottom of your chest.

You moaned as you felt the cold of his rings against your hot skin. He pulled it off, leaving it abandoned on the floor, where all your clothes would eventually end up.

The man thought that, under other circumstances, he would NEVER let that expensive suit be on the floor as if he had bought it at a vulgar flea market. But that circumstance was special.

He pulled away for a moment to look at you, his gaze lowered to your chest, before settling on your eyes again.

-Fuck, you're…- he growled, but he didn't have time to continue, because you grabbed the front of his shirt to kiss him again-

His mustache tickled your lips.

He parted them slightly, letting his tongue slowly touch your mouth, as if he was asking for permission.

When you opened it a little more that was all he needed, to take it into your mouth. You both gasped at the same time, as he caught your bottom lip between his teeth.

He moved away from you to sit on the toilet bowl. He spread his legs on either side, patting them with his hand, indicating for you to sit. You sat on his lap, your legs on either side of his hips.

The atmosphere in that small cubicle was suffocating. He was big compared to you, so it seemed like he was the only one filling the space.

His blue eyes watched you for a moment, before he smiled a lopsided smile. He rested his hands on your hips, making you shiver at the cold touch of his fingers. His long fingers that extended on either side of your belly, his long veiny fingers that you wished he had in other places.

-Good girl- he whispered kissing your neck again until he reached the strap of your bra- such a good girl for me- he murmured making you gasp at the name, his fingers spread over your lower belly without taking his eyes off you- Are you going to let me fuck you? – he asked, his voice had lowered three octaves- answer – he ordered, his authoritative tone made you even more excited-

-Yes – you answered in a whisper, but he shook his head, unsatisfied with your answer-

-Yes, what? – he inquired- repeat it

-Yes, I'll let you fuck me – you moaned when you felt him slowly unbutton the button of your jeans and lower the zipper-

-That's what I wanted to hear – he smiled lifting you up to take them off completely, along with your underwear-

The feeling of your naked sex against the fabric of his suit pants made you gasp.

Without wasting time, you brought your hands to his pants. He stood up partially and let you take them off. Then something fell to the ground with a thud. You both looked in that direction. A gun. The stranger was carrying a fucking gun. Far from being afraid, you stared at him.

-Why are you carrying a gun?- you asked, it wasn’t unusual for people to carry guns on them nowadays, but the fact that he was wearing it intrigued you-

-Oh, I didn't tell you? –he asked, you shook your head looking at him intently- I'm a killer –he confessed in a whisper-

-One of the good ones or the bad ones? –you asked making him laugh-

-I kill bad people –he growled, for some reason the fact that he was a killer excited you more than you were willing to admit- so I would say that I'm one of the good ones

-That's… good –you swallowed hard, trying not to let it show, but he could see the intense shine that your eyes had, which they didn't have before-

-This turns you on, right? –he asked, discovering the direction of your thoughts- The fact that I'm a killer turns you on, doesn't it? –he questioned, you nodded silently- in that case I'll tell you more about my work

In a quick movement he got rid of his underwear as well as yours. Your centers brushed against each other without him actually doing what he really wanted.

-You see –he began pushing his hips up, putting in just the tip, you growled and scratched his shoulder as you felt him stretching you, he held you firmly- the purpose of getting on this train –he whispered approaching your ear- is to kill a fucking son of a bitch, who has killed a lot of good people –he pushed his hips again, sinking a little deeper inside you- so I'll kill him first, before he does it again

-And how…? –you swallowed hard as you aligned your hips with his, slowly impaling yourself on him, a silent squeal came out from between your lips, he was so big…you felt him throbbing against your sensitive walls- How will you do it? –you asked, his smile growing wider-

-Well, I think I'll get my gun –he lowered his arm to where the gun was on the floor- I'll refill the magazine –he whispered, giving the gun a gentle push so that the drum came off the rest of the gun, revealing that it was fully loaded. His skilled fingers moved over it skillfully, you were unable to look away, feeling yourself getting wetter at his movements- and I'll shoot him in the fucking head –he growled, holding the gun with one hand and your hips with the other- there will be a lot of blood –he continued pushing a little more against you- but it will be worth it

You held onto his strong shoulders, before lunging to kiss him. His lips welcomed you as they had before, as if he had missed you when you hadn't left.

He ran his tongue over your lower lip and then your upper lip, before inserting it into your mouth. He moved against you, and you felt him brush against that spot that made your head spin.

He smiled when you threw your head back, exposing your beautiful neck. He wasted no time, thrusting his hips against that spot, while leaving wet kisses on your neck and breasts.

Within a few minutes you felt the pleasure begin to build up in your lower belly. You moved on top of him desperately. You needed to cum, and he knew it. Panting, you pulled away from his mouth for a moment, your hips still moving in sync.

-I just realized…-you took a shaky breath in- that I’m about to cum, and I don’t know your name

-Tangerine -he replied, looking at you intensely, his beautiful brown hair was messy because you had ruffled it with your fingers moments before, his lips were swollen from the kisses you had given each other. You had never seen such an erotic image in your entire life-

-How… -you moaned, digging your nails into his shoulders- Like the fruit?

-Yes –he nodded, putting the gun aside to hold your hips tightly- you're so tight, baby –he growled- I can feel you tightening around me. Are you going to cum?

-Yes –you confessed, moving against him- I need… I'm going to…

-Ask properly –he ordered, even at that moment he couldn't let go of his authoritarian personality-

-Please… let me cum… please –you sobbed, feeling yourself drowning in your own pleasure-

-Okay, love, don't cry –he whispered, gathering the tears that had accumulated under your eyes with his thumb- beautiful girls like you shouldn't have a reason to cry –he smiled- I'll let you cum –he conceded-

After two deep thrusts, you both came at the same time. You rested your forehead on his for a moment, until he pulled away to watch you.

He traced the curve of your bottom lip with the pad of his thumb, absentmindedly. Maybe it was nothing to him, but to you the simple touch of his finger made you soaked and ready for him again.

-It was so…- you began, he stopped you kindly-

-It was fucking amazing -he confessed, making you smile- I’ve never fucked on a bullet train before-

-Me neither- you said, both of you laughing- Maybe I can give you my number -you ventured, his blue eyes staring intently into yours- For when you feel like doing it again in a strange place

-I don’t have a cell phone, or a phone number- he tilted his head- because of my job and all that shit, you know

-Sure – you murmured sadly – ​​And how can I contact you?

He thought about it for a moment

-My brother and I have a secret PO box that we almost never use – he said – I'll write down the address for you when we sort all this out – he looked around, where your clothes were still lying around –

You were so comfortable in his company, that you didn't even remember that you were naked. He hadn't forgotten, in fact he was gathering all his self-control not to ask you to stay for a second round.

Your legs trembled as you got up from his lap, making him smile. The fact that he was responsible for your condition, made something he didn't know how to name stir in his chest.

Later he gave you the PO box address, and you said goodbye, each going to do your chores.

P.S.: You used the PO box so much that Lemon complained that he had to bring extra-large plastic bags to pick up the letters.