#OH THE CREST
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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)
I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.
Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.
Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!
#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE!#I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums#It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame!#it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn#protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums!#PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee#HELLFIRE#MINT FIRE#IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND!#I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!
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If anyone has any music recommendations that have similar vibes to the bands/musical artists below, please let me know! I yearn for the whimsy :>
The Oh Hellos
The Amazing Devil
The Arcadian Wild
The Crane Wives
The Paper Kites
Yaelokre
Small Fools
Dune Moss
oh also one I found more recently: Lo & the High Road
#I’ve heard The Family Crest and Sparkbird and Fish in a Birdcage also kind of fit this vibe… thoughts?#Small Fools is a lesser known one I think but they’ve got really good songs!! Tree of Life and Anchoress and Violet my beloveds#If you like even some of the song artists listed above you should check Small Fools out!#and Dune Moss’s Goodbye My Green Heart is beautiful#sun speaks#music#music recs#the amazing devil#the oh hellos#the arcadian wild#the paper kites#the crane wives#yaelokre#small fools#the family crest#sparkbird#fish in a birdcage#dune moss#the WHIMSY!!!
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Merry, who I made for an AU, in another AU for a buddy.
#my characters#she was originally a fankid for glenn and ingrid in 3h and she was just a lil kiddo in that#and then another buddy (not the one this is for) asked me what shed look like as a teen slash student#so i had one doodle page of merry as a student and then recently ish ? i had a buddy say it was ok if i made a student oc#for her au plot and so im like oh oh i got this i can use merry my daughter can see the light#so i have gotten the seal of approval to give merry the non kid of ingrid the major crest of daphnel#in honor of her not mom in this au but her mom in her original lore#in her original design she had a lil winged hair clip and so i just made it more angular here#and still feathery wingy resembling but Sharp#anyway i doubt ill draw her a whole lot but i really wanted to dabble in the doodle of her design lmao
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I wonder why only three houses have latin on their new crest
Jabberwock with "faithful bonds"
Obscuary with "far away"
And Sinostra with "fire"
The rest is like no comments please thank you ❌️
#not Obscuary being angsty even with its freaking latin saying bruh#obscuary try not to be dramatic and sad challenge#anyway I have mixed feelings abt the new crests#i understand why they changed#it does look a lot more sleek#but I'll miss the whimsy#oh also i wonder why Jabberwock’s crest only has haru and ren's colors... maybe it's nothing maybe it's something#tokyo debunker
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Fitz pumpkin!! Happy Halloween friends :)
#I’m not over this crest they really put a big red slash through it huh#oh fitzy#also is this what a charging buck looks like? idk#I tried#🎃🎃🎃
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do we fw fanart of the fucking sword
#closeup bc the piece is huge and these details barely show crying emoji#its not just the sword but i got lost in the trance of intricate details and started w it first#must admit i prefer drawing details to people but good thing my style doesn't care about realism#staring at this sword was enlightening actually i finally understand what these details are and i kinda love this sword even more#the skalitz crest is slightly crooked too .. its nice that its not perfect#does. does it even have a name. ive seen dudebros use a name but idk if they just made it up to feel cool#oh well anyway#kcd2#six speaks#wip
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such a cute baby!
….wow, i wonder which rooster its father could be….


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it's easy to forget now that literal dozens of youtubers have made careers out of dissecting every conceivable aspect of Elden Ring's lore, but one of the funniest moments in any Fromsoft game ever was going into ER completely blind at launch and being told that you can meet with "the Two Fingers" after some point in the story, and you think okay, so obviously they're referring to two human people who have a role in the religion of this world referred to as "fingers" because there's five of them total i guess? oh Miyazaki and GRRM, you two are so kooky sometimes. and then the door finally opens and you walk in there and are confronted by two giant literal fingers with knuckle hair and all
#second funniest moment going in blind at launch was finding all the really subtle callbacks to earlier games#“oh that's the grass crest shield! that's the chloranthy ring! wow i love these super subtle nods to fromsoft history”#and then you walk into a random cave and there's literally just Patches#same name same fit same attitude and voice actor#i actually bark laughed irl
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These are some drawings I’ve made over the past few months of songs as dragons! Most of their colors are based off their album covers, but if not, then they’re based off of the color/vibe they give. Originally I was going to post these one per day but I don’t have the patience for that so…here you go
#how do i tag this#theres so many#the crane wives#onerepublic#avicii#ajr#the family crest#mumford and sons#sleeping at last#tally hall#poor mans poison#wrabel#tony ann#yaelokre#llunr#epic the musical#sparkbird#sparkbird music#ldshadowlady#the oh hellos#the arcadian wild#chappell roan#dragon art#dragon design#empires the musical
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Flight Rising Protobeast but there are so many of them!! and baby ones also!!!
#flight rising#my art#this base was fun it had a lot of different trait options: blep#no blep#forked tongue blep#fish fins or crest#fish tail or newt tail#catfish whiskers and axolotl gills and fish fin ears#a few of these are colored based on FR vistas; the blooming grove is one of them#most of them are fish colored#one is a mad scientist#oh and one is dragapult
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Okay but can we take a min to appreciate Sauron's RING OF BARAHIR-THEME ARMOUR, that he took special care in wearing for his big date fight with Galadriel?
#rings of power#silmarillion#haladriel#oh this old thing? two serpents under a crown of golden flowers?#just something I threw on tee hee#i know what girls like and it's when i constantly put myself in her dead brother's place#see how good i look in your family crest babe
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Three Lesters and a Crest. The third one is based on a conversation I had with a fellow short king Lester truther, and we made the fun lil hc that Percy's shirt was actually big on Lester, but since he's so used to loose drapery as clothing he's like "ah yes, this fits perfectly :D"
#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#toa crest#apollart#sunny speaks#I know short king Lester doesn't make sense canonically but IT'S CANON TO ME OK???? IT'S CANON TO ME#oh also#purpleveins#au
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Eh whatever I'm proud of this so it goes here. My first actual crochet project! It's an OGO :)
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When it comes to Bart and Kon and their association with Kansas you definitely hear sunflowers coming up a bit in writing or art, but what about the Western Meadowlark??? The state bird (which is also the state bird in 5 other states)! There's gotta be something there.
See my rambling tags then look at this.
Boy look at how fitting that is for both Kon and Bart. (Also v. fitting for Kansas and its portrayal in some media. ex. Smallville, Middle of Nowhere, Kansas (Courage the Cowardly Dog))
#i love the sunflower association but also what about state birds huh#this isn't super serious i just like the bird#they're pretty and yellow#and at the least i can make a comparison to Bart's eyes#though honestly artistic comparisons to them and sunflowers work so well too. Kon can be associated to sunflowers via sun/stature/strength.#Bart can be associated through the colors of sunflowers and how they match his eyes. also once again the sunshine motif due to Meloni's#nickname for him/affectionate nickname#god it works too good#artistically meadowlarks aren't bringing much to the table except for color and maybe having a little chest crest and being able to fly#oooh but they are found in agricultural fields and grasslands#OH BUT SYMBOLICALLY/through name meaning there is a goldmine (return to post here)#i've enriched my life looking at meadowlark facts#Bart Allen#Kon El#BartKon#KonBart
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I was thinking about how i'd joked before about blond anime dragkings in the 90s having been a death sentence. But honestly there's only so many of those, and seemingly fewer and fewer in modern series... Where as the archetype that came about at the same time that really did get me down bad for the next decade+ was the tan skin, red (often messy) hair, big girl/muscle girl/sword girl/athlete. (with optional tomboy or feral personality)
(I'll admit a few of these I remembered differently in my head --either I remembered their skin being darker or hair being redder-- than what turned up once I started googling, but a few are definitely a conflict of in-game sprites vs official art, or having a more noticeably darker skin tone compared to the other characters in their respective show/game, but more light skinned looking on their own)
#Kei#Dirty Pair#Miki Morita#Morita Miki#Wanna-Be's#Jiliora#Gude Crest#Mora Bascht#Maula Bashit#Gundam 0083#Stardust memory#Kate Bush#Victory Gundam#Tarta#Magic Knight Rayearth#Sana#Sanamo#Breath of Fire#Karen Joshua#Gundam 08th MS Team#saber marionette j#Bloodberry#Breakers#Rila#Rila Estancia#Tanya Natdhipytadd#Battle Athletes#Mary Argent#oh shit i didnt even realize there was a max tag limit#weeb shit
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Hiiii! I don’t know if your art reqs are open, but can you draw some non binary birds? Thanks and have a great day!!!!
Neither you or @iamchaos1234 specified exactly what kind of bird or parrot you wanted, so allow me a moment to indulge in some Australian bird propaganda. I hope you enjoy your critters!
#ask#my art#art#art requests#nonbinary#demigirl#biromantic#queer art#birds#bird art#australian birds#sulphur-crested cockatoo#red-tailed black cockatoo#cockatoo#pink galah#crimson rosella#critter series#digital art#lgbtqia+#lgbtq+#birds are my favourite critter to do because their variety is so vast that every pride flag definitely has a bird matching its colours#(and also i just really like birds. if that isn't obvious by now.)#with the demigirl flag i immediately was like 'oh yeah that's a pink galah for sure' because i mean come on. the colours match to a tee#& i'd already had drawn up the black cockatoo for the enby flag so i thought welp might as well keep the theme going. bam! australian birds#probably not what you had in mind but all of these birds are in the parrot family so *technically* you did get what you asked for#and sometimes it's just nice to draw my local wildlife :) forgive an artist their indulgences#id in alt
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