#OH FUCK I FORGOT GIDEON LOL

[cargopantsprentiss]

Which character in Criminal Minds do you think is the most emotionally fucked up? I’m talking, doesn’t know how to deal with their emotions in a healthy way at all, black hole in them where more and more chaos is quietly brewing, desperately needs therapy fucked up.

I only included the most suitable candidates IMHO but please feel free to make a case for any of the others. (Also add in tags why you picked who you picked).

[lemon-natalia]

Harrow the Ninth Reaction - Chapter 52

Augustine & Mercy are having a very intense convo about how they just murdered GOD and are dooming themselves, and Gideon 1.0, Gideon 2: Electric Boogaloo, and Ianthe are just … standing there

oh shit and Dominicus is gonna die and become a black hole? i mean given there’s a whole other book not sure where this is gonna go, maybe he was lying to everyone about that as well?

when Ianthe of all people is the one advocating to try and save people out of the goodness of her heart, you know you’re fucked

‘Well, Augustine, there’s something you should know’ could someone please say something in this series that isn’t ridiculously cryptic. also i totally forgot this guy was wearing Gid’s sunglasses the whole time lol

OH WAIT THE BITCH IS BACK. i knew it was too good to be true 

also YIKES poor Mercy, she was not my favourite character but god she did not deserve that

also ah. hm. the above comment did not age well

oh this guys whole persona has just shifted. He’s still got that kinda irreverent jokiness & affability but he’s also evidently very pissed off, a lot less ‘lets have tea’ and more ‘do what i say or get fucked’

'then he looked at us, gave a crooked half smile’ ohhhh he has the same. fucking. crooked smile. that Gideon has in the BARI-star dream what the fuck

and he WAS the one who ordered Gideon-Part-1 to kill Harrow, for fucks sake. at least Harrow had Ortus be nice to her briefly cuz she’s three for three on her other parental figures trying to kill her at some point 

Gideon found out her bio dad is GOD, saw him die, saw him come back to live naked, and now found out he tried to kill her (kinda maybe its complicated) girlfriend. thats just ... so many different levels of traumatising

also i keep forgetting Gideon is literally looking like Harrow for all of this

GIDEON 1.0 ISN’T GIDEON, ITS PYRRHA DVE HIS CAV?!?!? yknow what so much else is going on rn i barely have the capacity to process that

and she was also sleeping with Commander Wake, was everyone just fucking eachother????? and i thought the love quadrangle in the last book was complicated. i’m guessing she shot Wake to stop her from potentially revealing the whole ‘i’m actually alive’ thing to the Emperor then?

also wow there’s a lot of consent issues being raised in the last couple chapters and this one, not just with dios apate major, but also like … you’re having sex with someone while possessing someone else’s body without their knowledge, but also also its the only body you have because they (presumably) killed you to absorb your soul. like what.

the drama and vast existential horror of this scene is only mildly undercut by the fact that the Emperor is having this crazy fight wearing only what is essentially an opalescent bathrobe

also why are there fucking TEETH at the bottom of the River? and Tongues?? and it thinks he’s a Resurrection Beast? i feel like there’s so much more to the River that we haven’t uncovered yet

and Augustine wasn’t wrong with what he said wayy before, the Emperor really did grant him more leniency than he did Mercy, at least he gave him a chance before murdering him

also cmon Ianthe you’re really gonna save that guy, really?

'Hands pressed. We died’ AGAIN?? i mean at least this time there’s a chance for her to come back given she’s done it once before?? also i do not know what to make of her seeing Alecto before she dies at all

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

Okay, I normally don’t post my art if I use a base as a starting point (which, I’ll be frank, I tend to do. Mostly just because I view them as dolls and they help me get character/outfit designs down), but yall. I had a fucking VISION. I started this yesterday at like 1 in the morning, didn’t stop until I finished the outline (at 3 in the morning), and I just finished it today (also at 1 in the morning…huh). And I am so fucking proud of everything in this and I just need to share oh my GOD

It’s he!!!! It’s human Kremy Lecroux!!!! And I know I don’t have his top hat, and that’s for a few reasons

1) the hair was already a learning experience on its own and I didn’t want to overcomplicate things and get myself frustrated because of it

2) the hairstyle I went with wouldn’t really allow for his hat

3) I can’t draw hats. Like at all. They always look like shit.

But anyway! I am so proud of the hair yall. I didn’t actually want this hairstyle, i actually wanted them to be down, but the hair just want hairing. The Timelapse doesn’t show the amount of times I hit the back arrow (which was a lot. Especially in the sketching phase. Especially for the hair), but it was A LOT. So I just kinda went with this. I think it fits Kremy though, probably moreso now than it would’ve before

Also, I used this watercolor brush when sketching out the hair, and then when it came to outlining, I traced over the individual brush strokes. I think it worked out beautifully. I then used that same brush later for the individual texturing when i started on the detail work.

Also, that tattoo on his neck was actually inspired by Kremy’s cane and Dr Facilier as a whole (I actually wanted to use the background of Dr Facilier’s shop during “Friends on the Other Side” as the background for this, but they all had Dr Facilier in the picture and I didn’t feel like copying all those details). That’s also the reason why I gave Kremy a shadow, instead of the thick white outline I have a tendency to do on my other works.

Also, notice the ring? I’m just gonna say that’s his wedding ring. Bc why not. It’s cute, it’s him, and the ruby in the middle is vaguely inspired by this fanart I saw on here that essentially had Kremy using his wedding ring as a makeshift lighter on the rare occasion his personal space heater of a husband isn’t there to light his cigarette for him. Just…ignore that it’s NOT on his left ring finger

(Btw, it’s also loosely based on my own personal headcanon—where essentially Kremy, Gideon, and the pixies all got these magical fae wedding rings that magically appeared on their fingers bc it was technically a fae pact so…)

And please ignore the hella inconsistent shading. I had intended on doing highlights as well, but I forgot. I also forgot his mustache. Ah well. I think you can still get the Kremy vibe without it lol.

Idk man I am just so fucking happy with this. I very rarely get so into a drawing that I just…draw. Like this. Most of my artworks lately are just simple shapes and flat colors.

[rems-writing]

Alternative Remedies

Pairing: fwb idol!San × witch gn!reader

Summary: One fuck up after another and the youngest Mills child is officially fed up. Good thing San is in town. And he has certain ways to make his lover relax

Warning(s): Cursing, yelling, a teeny bit of violence, mentions of stress, cockwarming, size kink, homeboy is playing with your ass a lot lol

Genre: Angst with a supposed fluffy ending and definitely smut

Nets: @mirohs-aurora-society

Thank you to @bunnliix for giving me the drabble title

Done.

That's what you were.

Just utterly fucking done.

You were just supposed to relax and help Mr. Gold and Belle take care of baby Gideon but nope! You had to go on a small quest with Snow White and David Charming. Emma and Hook were taking care of baby Neal and you couldn't use Henry as an excuse to opt out of this quest since the young boy was with Zelena. She wanted to bond with him a bit more and Regina volunteered to take care of baby Robin. So now here you were.

Sitting in the back of a cop car

With the Seven Dwarves

And they were yapping about such damn nonsense. You forgot your earbuds at home so you couldn't ignore their endless bickering about whatever the fuck they were on about. When it was time to catch the bad guy, you teleported out of the car and in between Emma's parents.

The quest was easy. You took out the bad guys with ease. So why were you so fed up? Simple.

Dopey swung his pickaxe and tried to hit the bad guy but they dodged at the last second and the tip of the axe slashed your arm. What was worse was that it was laced with magic.

Light magic.

And you dealt with dark magic for the main part.

When you screamed, or screeched in pain, random bursts of spells were expelled from your palms and everyone was blown backwards.

Which leads us to now.

You were yelling at Dopey for being stupid and not paying attention to where the axe was thrown and Grumpy stood up for him. Poorly may I add.

Snow and David swore they say smoke come out of your ears as you cussed out Grumpy. The angry dwarf remained stoic but the couple could tell he was afraid for his life.

"SCREW THIS! SCREW ALL OF YOU! FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M DONE!"

You threw Dopey's pickaxe to the side and teleported out of the forest in a puff of smoke. You were now in your apartment, sighing to yourself as you laid on the bed. Then, a notification appeared on your phone and you were about to tell whoever texted you to fuck off when a look of pleasant surprise appeared on your face.

San: Hey, baby

San: I'm in town

San: Well, technically I'm in New York lol anyways

San: My group finished the first concert for our American tour and I told them that I was gonna stay behind since they wanted to go out. Told them I wasn't feeling too well.

San: Wanna come over? We don't have to fuck. I just want you close to me.

You didn't think twice about responding back. Choi San was definitely someone that could help you with your stress. It's even better since he knows you're a witch so you didn't feel the need to cover up your words if you were going to rant to him plus you can poof in front of him anytime you'd like

You: Sure. I'll be there in a bit. Lemme get ready.

San: I'm in the same hotel as last time. I'll be waiting, kitten.

And that's how you ended up in his room, straddling him and kissing him fiercely. He matched your ferocity and grabbed your ass a lot. He squeezed your hips and played with both of your cheeks for a bit before pulling away.

"Bad day today?"

"Oh you don't know the half of it, Sannie."

As you ranted about your day, he mindlessly played with the hem of your jacket and listened to your words tentatively. He cradled your face and kissed your forehead softly.

"I know you put a spell on this jacket so your memory doesn't get fucked up since you're outside of Storybrooke. But may I remove it for now? I want to feel you." He asked gently. "I thought you didn't want to have sex." You were confused. "I don't but still. I need you with me. Do you catch my drift?" He clarified and it dawned on you. "Yeah you can remove it for now. I need you as well." He smiled at your confirmation before slowly shrugging off your jacket and setting it on the nightstand. You took off your leggings and San brought you into a deep kiss before licking his fingers and plunging them into your hole. While he was doing that, you took off your shirt and so did he.

You forgot how wide he was and you almost came on the spot.

As you were admiring his strong build, he sunk you down onto his equally thick cock and you moaned loudly. He chuckled smoothly and leaned in to nip, kiss, and lick at your neck. He missed marking you up. You tried your best not to squirm around since you were just cockwarming him, but with the way he was smacking and grabbing your ass, you couldn't help but wiggle in his strong hold. He pressed you against his semi naked form and just held you. He may have been shirtless, but his sweats and boxers were just pulled down to the middle of his thighs.

You mindlessly ran your hands over his broad shoulders and gawked at his firm chest, tiny waist, sculpted abs, pretty collarbone, muscular arms, and his face.

Oh his face was to die for.

Sharp jawline, sharper eyes, a pretty nose, pretty lips, high cheekbones, and

Was that an eyebrow slit?

"Nice brow slit." You commented randomly and he smiled. You found it endearing when his smile made his eyes crinkle and almost close up. "Thank you. I wanted to try something new." He explained. "Well you look nice."

For the rest of the time, you were just sitting on his cock, moving every now and then to keep him firm so he doesn't go limp and slip out. You definitely needed this. You felt all your stress wash away and you sighed in content as you looked down at the man that was holding you down onto his cock.

Choi San will be the death of you.

[ladystrallan]

Once Upon a Time season 6B thoughts

I’m rewatching OUAT and I wanted to share some of my opinions on each season!

- Ooh Ruth pulling the knife

- I was wondering for a second where snow was

- I forgot she was cursed

- Dad???

- “If I wanted advice I doubt I’d take it from a pirate” low blow

- Omg the coin

- “That demon box” not the alarm clock

- Robin coming back is so stupid I can’t believe it

- Hook is going to propose!!!

- The ring is not that fabulous though

- Daddy issues David

- His lucky coin :(

- Yikes Robin

- Aw he did the deal pro bono :(

- Rumple… what a softie

- “The hearts of my enemies” why do you still have those???

- I don’t even care that they’re kissing this is just stupid

- Not them spinning around

- Pleasure Island!!!

- Omg Pinocchio

- “I’m also your father” ok strange man I’ve never met

- Knife fight

- Sad moment for David

- Great acting though

- Awww this is cute

- Omg hook killed david’s dad!!!

- Noooo this is not good

- ‘The first ogres war’ so there’s multiple???

- They need to trip them or something

- Not the wilhelm scream lol

- Slayyyyyy Rumple

- Ogre war redemption arc

- No bae :(

- #bullying

- Rumple :(

- Bae I thought you wanted him to be good

- Giving mixed signals here

- Omg he memory erased him so he wouldn’t turn dark

- Awwww this is so cute

- They’re engaged!

- I am so sick of the EQ just go away

- “I sleep in hay! … which is on dirt” lol

- Oh no

- Emma is really good at finding out things before hook can tell her

- Not the ring coming off…

- I bet the arrow is gonna point at her

- They’re going to sword fight???

- I knew it

- Are they just twins now or what?

- This is stupid

- I thought Regina couldn’t use that wand

- Plot hole alert

- I completely forgot about this

- Oh no

- Gideon no

- Can they not stop the submarine once it goes?

- Kraken hunting time!

- Aladdin and jasmine are back!

- Did he just make him into a sceptre???

- No one remembers achmed I guess

- CGI is looking a little rough

- What is this outfit Regina???

- Ariel! Love her

- That magic carpet cgi… bad

- Drunk snow lol

- Omg it was Jafar!

- “I can see my hovel from here” why does everyone have a hovel in this show???

- Awwwww captainswan

- Of course it was Gideon

- Ok kill the black fairy is not a bad thing to do

- Not the minor miners

- Ooh spooky intro

- Slay

- Nothing beats a good left hook

- “I’m your real mother” okay grandma (literally)

- Is rumbelle back together???

- Yasssss

- Omg Henry is possessed

- “Let’s get my pirate back” awwwww

- Omg I hate this ugly cgi spider

- Nooooo it was Roderick

- Omg not Isaac

- He’s so creepy

- Gideon what the fuck

- Ooh the lost boys are back

- Lots of returning people this season

- I wish hades would return :(

- Rumple slayyyyy

- Why do her guards look like they’re from Star Wars?

- Nooooo she killed Roderick

- “This is on you, Gideon. And my boot.” Good line

- Omg she has his heart

- “Dark one junior” lol

- PTA meeting is getting intense

- RUMBELLE

- Omg she got through!!!

- She has such Coraline other mother vibes

- Lol peace out loser

- Omg tiger lily

- Omg underworld reference??? The flower growing in the crack

- Nice to see long hair rumple again

- Emma’s name was his curse break thingy!!!

- They’re going to burn him at the stake???

- Awwwww this is so cute

- Slay Leroy

- Get a room

- Omg they’re all asleep

- Oh good not for long

- Ooh zelena in the recap

- “Why don’t you practice on my axe” omg

- This is the tin man I know it

- Ooh you’re looking for trouble touching zelena’s baby

- Yikes captainswan keep it PG

- “Am I interrupting something?” Omg

- Omg is that the bassinet that Zelena was abandoned in?

- We love a girlboss that takes things into her own hands

- “I sacrificed hades for you” that was a mistake

- But seriously Regina is not one bit grateful for what Zelena did for her, give up her true love to save her life

- At a time when Regina had Henry and was friends with the Charmings and Zelena had no one

- And Regina even BLAMES her for Robin’s death

- Robin had it coming but that’s another thing

- Snow’s date with Whale…

- Slay zelena

- Like a lion could take her… let’s be real

- “Go back to Oz” LOW BLOW

- That was so unwarranted

- Maybe if you guys weren’t so awful to Zelena then she wouldn’t fall into those traps

- That is so selfless to give up her magic to help everyone

- She is amazing

- That apology is long overdue

- Omg not Malcom

- That pathetic little man

- Baby rumple!

- The perfect name? How did you end up with Rumplestiltskin?

- Omg Rumple was supposed to be the saviour! (I remembered that)

- Rumple smash!

- At least there was no glass involved

- OMG ITS THE BLACK FAIRY!!!

- AND GIDEON!!!

- Where did Regina get a green car?

- ZELENA HIT HER WITH THE CAR

- SLAYYYYYY

- Zelena 1, black fairy 0

- Twist!!!

- She is the evil omg

- “I need my power” Rumple really had no chance

- Nooo he named him that because he hated him

- Something is suspicious

- Awwww he asked Henry to be his best man

- I knew rumple was up to something

- Why is he doing this???

- I love this episode!

- I know a lot of people don’t like it but I think it makes so much sense for this show to have a musical episode

- Like the Disney movies are musicals

- And the songs slap

- Ooh slay intro

- Omg it’s just so good!!!

- Everyone is amazing but josh dallas has a great voice

- Ooh that neck brake choreo

- I’m not a Regina fan but I have to admit she slayed

- Lana did a great job

- “You’ve come to say goodbye” nooooo

- This is so sad

- Killian’s song might be my second favourite

- It just fits him so well and Colin slayed

- Poison dart!!!

- They should have brought Hades back for this episode

- Greg was in the obc of Assassins

- Rumple should have gotten a song tbh

- Zelena slays so hard!!!

- Wicked always wins is the best song

- Although they should have made a wicked reference

- Rebecca Mader is so awesome

- Rumple why are you being evil???

- It is a little silly that their plan is just sing at her

- Not Henry tossing the book

- That was kinda funny

- Slayyyy

- I love how her song is the OUAT theme

- Captainswan is so cute

- Their vows!!!

- I love happy beginning such a good closing number

- This is so beautiful

- “The black fairy’s curse, it’s here!” Slay Leroy we love an iconic line

- Awwww season 1 recap

- You know what I miss?

- THERE IS A TOWN IN MAINE

- Omg this is older Henry

- Oooh curse again

- Archie: Henry, I think you’re crazy

- Not Emma in the mental hospital

- Not Fiona being the new mayor!!!

- How many sons is she going to try and kidnap???

- Gold & Sons that’s kinda cute

- Lost their mother??? What happened to belle???

- Pull ups in the mental hospital lol

- I love a good hook and david team up

- “We fought for our love and we won” awwwww

- “She said she was going to the store and she never came back” noooo

- Deadbeat belle…

- Omg not the EQ

- Awwww he called Killian his son

- “Hmmm. Merlot” LOL

- A dragon… is that maleficent?

- NOT THE BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES OF BELLE TRAVELLING

- I CANT OMG

- Rumple please tell me you don’t believe this

- Not the falling video

- Omg no don’t burn the book

- I can’t believe she did that

- “Hello there, mummy” KILLIAN

- Omg that is so funny

- She came back!!!

- Slayyy rumple

- Noooo tempting him with Bae

- “All magic comes with a price” slayyyyy

- Omg dead

- Lol slay Henry

- “Some honeymoon, huh?” Lol I love them

- Omg charming swearing now you know it’s serious

- Not his dark one self convincing him

- Yasssss Rumple character development

- Noooo he resisted but it didn’t work

- Wtf

- Omg gideon is a baby again

- A little weird but ok

- Awwwww rumbelle

- Of course Robin proposed gotta do that fan service

- And in the tackiest way too

- OMG RUMBELLE

- THEY ARE ADORABLE

- Awww this is so cute

- Everyone got their happy ending

- Honestly a perfect finale

- Idk if I’m gonna watch season 7 because I remember hating it and this is such a perfect ending

How I feel about the characters this season

Love: Zelena, Emma, Hook

Like: Rumple, Belle, David, Jasmine, Ariel

Neutral: Henry, Snow, Gideon, Fiona (she’s camp idk), Aladdin, Regina

Dislike:

Hate:

I honestly can’t hate anyone this season

Season rating: 9/10

Not my favourite season but actually a really solid ending to an amazing show. Some of it was dumb but a lot of it was awesome. I loved the musical episode and the finale! Tbh it should have ended here.

[chialattea]

Lol, my Hawke is also the bottom in her relationship with Bela (it just makes sense to me) and they do commit crimes together but she tends to be more blue/diplomatic. Is yours sarcastic? And what exactly is their dynamic like?

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THISN HFGVFYU

I forgot tumblr asks were a thing,, thank god i started fucking around and clicked the correct button.

Bottom Hawke enjoyers unite!!!! I just think it's especially funny considering theyre quote unquote the leader of the group, so thinking of them as actually losers who are just winging it makes me so happy.

My Hawke is mostly a purple/sarcastic hawke. She's mostly quite laid back and easygoing because she's allergic to taking things seriously and/or confronting her issues, which bites her in the ass as the story progresses. She'd rather die than let people know she has feelings other than funny one-liners. She's loud and rash, but somehow things keep working out for her... Until they dont. They really come crashing down. Behind her chronic class clown facade is someone with a very set personal moral code. She genuinely cares for her friends and has a surprisingly high EQ, which is why the kirkwall gang hasnt devolved into beating each other senseless. At first glance she seems flaky and unreliable, but she's relentless when it comes to that she thinks as her responsibilities: her family, her friends, and for some fucking reason the city of Kirkwall (she really, really wishes she hadnt gotten attached god fucking damnit, its a dumpster but its HER dumpster). Those are the only three subjects you'll see her getting serious about. Other than that she values freedom quite highly and doesn't really care about the big picture or politics. She's more of a small-scale, act local kind of gal.

At first Isabela and her get along like a house on fire; they love partying, they love drinking, Isabela finds Hawke's smartass attitude hilarious and Hawke finds really attractive how Isabela can steal shit without being found out. The problems start when Hawke's sense of responsibility and morals start to show up. It's not like Hawke has any issue with Isabela doing whatever she wants, she's a "live and let live" kind of person, but,,, even if Hawke presents herself as an unrepentant clown, she's anything but. She wants to help to a self-sacrificing degree, refuses to engage with her own needs and has little sense of self-preservation. She's careless yet also keeps prioritizing everyone else before herself, which infuriates Isabela. They begin a situationship which is supposed to be purely physical, but Hawke gets attached yet refuses to admit it, even to herself; Isabela finds Hawke's newfound moral righteousness grating and makes her feel judged for her choices. Basically miscommunications galore. They have a big fight where neither of them actually listen to each other and refuse to be emotionally vulnerable.

And yet both of them come back for the other in their time of need, regardless and even in spite of their positions because no matter what they actively choose to love each other,, does that make sense? After the second act both of them decide their relationship is worth the trouble of,, working through their issues together and trying to better themselves. As everything around Hawke and Kirkwall start crashing down their relationship becomes their solace. It's hard, and they fuck up a lot, but they choose to make it work and actively care for their relationship.

Yeah but anyways, my Hawke is also a bumbling idiot with enough charisma to compensate it. She has fucked before but blushes like a maiden the second she sees Isabela's ankle. She's the "me and the bad bitch i pulled with my whimsical rizz" meme. Isabela is like hawke no and shes like hawke YESSSSS she's a golden retriever. if i had to choose a character she's most similar to it'd be gideon i guess.

TLDR; hawke: "isabela i taped myself to the ceiling but now i cant get down can you handfeed me some hot pockets" isabela: "why do i find this attractive"

[lovevalley45]

the crossover curse

a/n: i wrote this last june (somehow??) n forgot abt it but i found it lookin thru old drafts and was so amused that i decided. maybe i will share it with the world lol. haven't written new legends fic in months but hey here's this

The trip into Gideon's brain had let Astra know many things about the history of the Legends she hadn't known, but that trip had neglected to include an event the older team members seemed to hate: crossovers. What she'd learned about them came from the nights where the Legends crowded in the galley to share dinner and hang out. It was usually Nate who started the complaining, though she hadn't thought he wasn't the type to hold a grudge even with those meathead muscles of his. 

What she'd learned from these rants that Sara would hop onto was that crossovers were a waste of time: some hero, usually Barry Allen, got in over his head and called every damn hero to lend a hand. The Legends were an afterthought in these events, and most of the team had refused to participate in them after it got Jax's nuclear partner Martin Stein killed. 

Well, no one said that they'd stopped going because he did. But by the silence when it got brought it, that was what she figured out. 

With the Legends retired, she'd figured she'd been lucky to avoid one. The other heroes out there handled one while they were gone, from what Sara had filled them in on at their first post-retirement dinner. Apparently, though, retirement didn't save them from the crossover curse.

Astra had been enjoying her weekend when she heard a knock at her door. She put down her coffee to go see who the hell was coming to see her on a Sunday.

What she had not been expecting to see a nerdy looking white guy standing there. "I'm not buying anything," she said, before starting to close the door. 

"Wait! Are you Astra Logue?" he asked, holding out his hand to stop her. 

"Who's asking?"

"I'm Barry Allen," he introduced himself, before glancing to see if anyone was in the hallway. "I-"

"This is some crossover thing, isn't it?" Astra asked, crossing her arms. 

"Uh, yeah," Barry answered. "Sara told me a lot of the Legends are in different time periods, but you're here and we need everyone we could get."

She rolled her eyes. "God forbid they text me before sending someone to get me," she muttered. "Fine. But if I have to miss work for this-"

"Don't worry about it." He took her arm. "Oh, and hold on."

"Hold-"

She had experienced some pretty wild shit during her time with the Legends, but being transported from Washington DC to Central City faster than the human body should experience was one of the worst. Thankfully, she kept down her coffee, but she leaned against a chair as she glared at Barry fucking Allen. 

"Oh, hey, you made it!" Ava exclaimed. 

"Couldn't I have just taken a train?" Astra grumbled. "Or teleported, or something?"

"You can teleport?" Sara asked. 

"I could have found a spell." She pushed herself up and took in the other heroes, the warehouse they were all standing in. "I thought we were exempt."

Ava sighed. "Apparently not." 

"There goes my weekend."

[nonhumanhottie]

Mandalorian season 3 rewatch

Chapter 17 - The Apostate

Is that a baby helmet

The kid looks like a young Kylo Ren and idk I find that funny

Purrgil!!

Vane fucked around and found out

Sure would have loved to see Nevarro grow independent

Grogu getting yeeted

He wouldn't fucking say that - me @ Din this whole season

Housemate losing their mind at the Anzellan scene

Bo on her depression throne

Chapter 18 - The Mines of Mandalore

Grogu and Peli's relationship is so special

'Our planet!!!'

Din is a lot cuntier this season love it

Bo literally has a blanket on her throne girl are you goOD

She uses the blade like it's nothing

Chapter 19 - The Convert

Oh I fucking hate this one

I love seeing Coruscant but I fucking hate this episode

Is Benduday the middle of the week?

I googled it. It's not.

It's the way that these two continued to work for the Empire past the end if the war but just get a slap on the wrist

Why is Kane allowed in any sort of government role??

Why would Bo want to join the descendants of the terrorists who killed (with her help) her sister???

Chapter 20 - The Foundling

This episode is much cuter

Housemate is losing their mind over the dart scene

The burning temple still breaks my heart

The way Paz yanks his boy over

This episode is good

Chapter 21 - The Pirate

Zeb!!! He still looks so fucking good

Carson is 100% right to be Kane of her like??? She was a high-ranking Imperial

Paz has some shit to say go off king

I hate how they keep recycling Bo's arcs

Chapter 22 - Guns for Hire

This episode is fun but kinda frustrating lol

Like Lizzo and Jack Black are so fun

Grogu is absolutely vibing

Din kicking the droid is so funny but also so rude

Like Din is just being so freaking gross in this episode droids very clearly have feelings

Sir Grogu

Chapter 23 - The Spies

Brendol Hux you fucking gaslighting gatekeeping girlboss I'm so happy to see you

Also Pallaeon slay king

Dude Brian mimics Domhall so well it makes me giggle

I forgot about the IG-12 plot housemate loves it

Ugh that's right we completely undermine Bo's Rebels arc

Paz saves the babby

Paazzz noooo

And none of them are actually spies lmao

Chapter 24 - The Return

Grogu saves his papa

The hallway scene is so good though

Useless Gideon clones are useless

I hate the darksaber (in live action)

It's a sweet ending anyway but I'm glad to be done with this series for now

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LITERALLY SO GLAD THAT THE FEELING INSANE OVER THIS SERIES IS MUTUAL FR ITS BEEN ABSOLUTELY TEARING ME APART id love to hear your thoughts!!!! *_* I have been itching to read more posts about it but also trying to avoid spoilers rbdbdbjf

I just started nona yesterday, I finished harrow few days ago but god that one fucked with me good I needed a bit to just let everything that happened sink in. like ITS SO GOOD it’s so much darker than the first book and I still don’t have the words to express how much I genuinely enjoyed the second one it’s literally so fucking great. I was almost tempted to reread harrow after I finished it but I wanted to read all three before any rereads lol but the attachment I have to these characters is insane I just fucking cling to them so badly I am so unwell. love gideon, my best friend gideon I miss her sm…

SQUEEEEEEEEEE IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED HARROW!!! its such a phenomenal book its so. um. Harrowing. lol. im going to have a really hard time articulating just all of the Shit That I Think About with this book series because there really really is so much.

getting right into the meat of my thoughts i guess. i really love how Gideon's bit with Ianthe at the end of HtN recontextualizes the bit of the pool scene where Harrow talks about the first time she saw The Body. where it really does feel like in that moment Gideon simultaneously realized that she was in love with Harrowhark and that Harrow would never feel the same. And i think it allows you to glean some of the genuinely a little bit selfish motivation behind Gideon's suicide. There were a lot of things that motivated Gideon to kill herself so Harrow and Camilla could live, but i think a significant portion of it was her not wanting to live a life indebted to Harrow in a way she would never be content with (Connecting mostly to Harrow asking her to return to the ninth house and care for it ((and by extension, The Body)) in her stead, in the event of her death), which is to say in the grand scheme of things, the choice between Living for Harrow and Dying for Harrow was a very easy one to make for Gideon Nav.

I dont have as much analysis for this but god i think all the fucking time. About Gideon the First attacking Harrow in the bathroom. and the subsequent Everything. It's just so fucking. Bleak. Reading it is physically exhausting. It's so. oh my god. I don't even know what to say. Fucking "Harrow, do something normal." I'm Going To Kill Myself. Im Going To Kill John Gaius. The fact that she KILLS him and it doesnt even KEEP. THE FUCKING. THIS. HARROWWWWW

HARROWHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL IN MY LIFE AFTER IVE READ THIS

I do love John. as much as i hate him i love him as well. He's such a fucking coward. such a worthless piece of shit. such a suffocatingly interesting character. I love when Harrow tries to ask him about Alecto and he goes on about fucking "You'd make a hell of a daughter, Harrowhark. I sometimes indulge in the wish that you'd been mine." LITERALLY FUCKING WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOTU WHERE AM I.what if you had a crush on a girl but you had an even bigger crush on her dad's dead ex-girlfriend and then her dad told you that he wished you were his daughter. i feel so fucking abnormal

EDITING THIS POST BECAUSE I FORGOT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WAKE. WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT???????????????? god i think forever about how much Gideon Nav loved her mother. how much she clung to the belief that she was loved. Has Gideon Nav ever been knowingly loved by anyone, in her life? Maybe Aiglemene loved her, in a way. But Gideon wouldn't have known that until it was far too late to treasure it. Harrow certainly loves her, but Gideon can't believe that. Not with The Body in the way. Not with Harrow, to Gideon, seeming so disgusted with her final act of devotion that she destroyed her own mind to be rid of the knowledge of it. Magnus treated her kindly, but kind is a far cry from love. But she loved her mother. Held the belief so desperately-yet-gently close to her chest, that her mother loved her too. Loved her enough to come crashing and burning through the Ninth planet's atmosphere and dying herself on the way down. Loved her enough to protect her life at the expense of her own. Imagine, then, for Gideon to learn that she was a tool. A key. Her destiny in life was to die within the first days of her birth; a blood sacrifice, as her mother willed it. Her mother hadn't brought her to the Ninth House in an attempt to save her, she'd brought her there on her way to kill her. Its So. God. Fuck this fucking book. Has Gideon ever been loved? Every truly been loved by anyone in this world? If she has, she doesn't know it.

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(Sorry For Spamming Ü With Questions, Lol)

How About Gideon, Dirge, Larkspur, And Dante Next? ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

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No ur good!! I love answering questions!! <3 I almost forgot that Dante got renamed to Uriel and I thought for a moment you were talking about my cat LMAO

Gideon:

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

Oh Im gonna out myself but I got it from the Saw movies LMAOOO Gideon Meat Plant baby. Also Micah was too close to Michael after I renamed OG Markus so Gideon just worked out perfectly.

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

I imagine he lives on the sweetest, most icing filled cake ever. When he's not eating regular food that is lol

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

He loves to hurt people JHBSFVHJ and be in charge. He hates having to do actual advising work and stuff that normal thrones do.

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

UHH probably when he killed his original seraph and got free from them.

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

Definitely when be became Michael's punching bag.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

Fucked up little guy genre!! LMAO NO uh fantasy or urban fantasy or anything with angels!!

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

I love how unapologetically evil and fucked up he is. And he's somewhat tragic. I feel bad for him but also not at the same time.

Dirge:

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

I really liked the word after hearing it from KK Dirge from animal crossing lmaooo And after learning it meant funeral song I thought it would be a perfect name for him.

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

MEAT...and church wine!

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

He loves eating people dfvhdfv No I'm serious he loves eating and he loves food. He hates whenever he has to put his whole ass into his church routine. Normally he wings it on the fly but sometimes he has to actually act like he knows what he's doing lol

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

Hmm good question! Probably when he figured out he could get free food out of the townspeople.

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

He doesn't like to think of the circumstances around his creation because it makes him violently uncomfortable thinking of children getting hurt.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

Probably urban fantasy

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC?

He's hot LMAO I love how greedy and gluttonous he is and I love that he's a demon parading around as a priest. I love that trope.

Larkspur:

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

All my leshy babes are named after L names so I literally looked up L plant names and Larkspur came up and I loved it so much!

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

Sugary things! Well rotting sugary things found in the ground djhdfhj but they will also accept a candy bar if given one.

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

They love to write! They always have a blank notebook on them and are always daydreaming about their next novel. They hate confrontation so they leave their books at libraries and post offices to get published under a pen name lol

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

The first time they saw an ad for their work in the window of a bookstore, they got so excited and happy ;;

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

There was a time they had a run in with mushroom leshy poachers (there's a belief that leshy blood can cure diseases) and they barelyu got away and it terrified them so much they avoided most humans for a while.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

Probably urban fantasy

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC

They're my cute little bab!! I love how sassy they can be and how they always look like they have resting bitch face even tho they're very kind.

Uriel:

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

I can't take any credit for this, I just took an existing angel's name and renamed a bunch of my angels because I figured it would work better in the long run lol

🍕 - What is their favorite food?

Ambrosia, even tho that's a drink and not a food lol. Food wise he loves pasta dishes.

🥊 -What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

He loves drinking and partying. It helps him avoid his work and problems. He hates having to do his royal duties for his kingdom. It stresses him out so badly.

❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories?

When he met Elijah! He clicked super fast with him and kind of developed a crush really quick on him lol

✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories?

He started drinking cause he made a very poor decision once and it stuck with him and fcked him up mentally. He now doesn't trust his judgement at all and would rather have his advisors do all the work for him.

🌂 - What genre do they belong in?

Probably urban fantasy

🧠 - What do you like most about the OC

I love how pretty and cvnty he looks LMAO But seriously I love that he's so flawed and I unfortunately find comradery in his struggles ;;

[g0ldengubler]

Can I request for one of the chapter's they have another night at Garcia's and Spencer (who's real baked) declares his love for Y/N & she tells him she feels the same? Loving this series babe!

hi hun! thank u so much for the request and the feedback. it really does mean a lot :’) i’m so sorry to disappoint but i did already have something down for how they were gonna admit their feelings for one another (which is also the chapter im currently working on hehe) but i still wrote ur request (which i’m in love with btw)! just as a one shot, though. depending on how others respond to this, i just might change it (giving credit where it’s due obviously)! again, thank you so much and i apologize. i hope u still enjoy :) also sorry for how weird the paragraphs are, i used wattpad for the word count lol

Request: YES/no

Category: fluff in an alternate chapter of nauseous

Couple: spencer/reader

CW: use of marijuana, but other than that it’s just fluff :)

Summary: it had been a couple of weeks since you and spencer were up at your cabin. since you guys got back, you hadn’t heard or seen much of him. when you go to garcia’s one night for a little get together, what will happen when spencer had a bit too much to smoke?

Word Count: 1609

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Y/N! You're finally here!"

Garcia had invited everyone back to her apartment for another get together. It had been a couple of weeks since you took Spencer up to your cabin and after all the platonic kisses and the heavenly sex, you both hadn't reached out to each other once you got back home. That weekend left you questioning your relationship with him. Falling in love wasn't something you were used to. You never had that moment where you could just stand there, and look up at someone and think that this someone was your whole world. The one you never could get out of your head; the one where you wished for their arms around you with your head on their chest. Hearing their heart beat, the kind of beat that made you feel safe. You'd never felt these feelings before, until you met Spencer.

You walked in, giving hugs to everyone. You were shocked that Rossi and Hotch were there, and when you went to give them hugs, you apologized in advance for your behavior under the influence.

"As long as you don't show this kind of behavior at work, you don't have to worry about it." said Hotch.

"Yeah, don't worry about it kiddo," said Rossi, "you don't have to feel embarrassed around us. We're a family!"

You then saw Spencer on the couch, smoking on a blunt. You could tell he was close to being gone, as he and Morgan couldn't keep a poker face while playing. He looks up at you and smiles, but then that smile shrunk into that awkward white guy smile, looking back down at his cards.

"Hey." You said as you sat down next to him. Morgan reached over to Spencer, taking the blunt in his hand and putting up to his mouth.

"Hey." He whispers.

"How much has he had already?" you asked Morgan, looking over to him and using your thumb to point at Spencer as he passes the blunt to Garcia.

"He smoked two bowls before this blunt so...he's gonna be done for pretty soon."

"Damn," you laughed, "started the party without me, huh?"

Spencer just laughs at himself, still looking at his cards. Garcia passed the blunt to you. You took a few hits, letting the smoke fill your lungs. When you exhaled your final puff, you pass it to Emily, letting the wave of tingles fill your body, your eyes beginning to feel heavy.

You notice Emily pass the blunt over to Hotch and your jaw dropped when he took it from her fingers. After he takes a hit, he hands it over to Rossi, which made even everyone else in the room look at him them in shock.

"What?" asked Rossi, "Gideon and I smoked a lot in our day."

"And I had my fair share in college like anyone else."

We gathered ourselves before Jj finally said something. "It's just kind of hard to believe, seeing our boss and founder getting high."

"Well believe it!" Rossi joked before handing the blunt to her. Everyone giggled and chuckled before starting a new game of poker.

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It had been about an hour and at this point everyone was slumped. You and Spencer ended up in Garcia's room with her, Emily, Jj, and Morgan, just sitting around and talking about your high epiphanies as you passed a joint around, while Hotch and Rossi stayed in the living room playing another round of poker. Everyone was pretty much gone. Hooded red eyes and coughing every so often. Garcia's giggled were contagious and it made everyone else laugh along with her.

Spencer let you lay your head down on his chest, which made that safe feeling even stronger than it did when you were at the cabin. You watched as he took the joint to his lips and inhaled. When he exhaled, he let the smoke hover in his mouth before blowing it all out. For some reason, you thought it was sexy when he smoked.

He passed the joint to you and you took more than one hit off of it. You wanted to forget this feeling you had for him because you felt like he didn't wouldn't want that. If he did, he would've tried harder. And quite frankly, it looked like he enjoyed your friends with benefits relationship more than something bigger.

As you inhaled, Spencer adjusted his position a bit, looking up to the stars that were still on her ceiling.

"Fuck, man," he says to Morgan, "I'm so in love with Y/N."

You almost choked on the smoke that was still in your throat. You thought your mind was playing tricks on you. This was a little random to be admitting feelings.

"What was that, pretty boy?" asked Morgan with a grin on his face.

Spencer didn't know why they were so shocked. But then realized what he had said just seconds ago. "Oh shit, did I say that out loud?"

"Yes you did, genius," said Garcia, "and I knEW IT!"

"Knew what?" I asked once my coughing attack calmed down.

"I knew that something more happened that night. I'm a pretty good cupid, aren't I?"

"Well I...I-I don't..." Spencer began stuttering. You couldn't hold in your giggles anymore and just burst out laughing.

"You can't take it back, boy genius." said Morgan.

"Hotch, Rossi! You both owe us five bucks each!" yelled Emily.

"Wha-you had a bet on us?"

"You bet your ass we did." said Jj.

You wanted to be mad at them, but how could you? You felt the same way about Spencer as he did for you. Maybe it was the amount of weed in your system, but you couldn't think of a reason to pretend to be mad at them. Then something came to mind.

"Hey, just because he said it, doesn't mean he speaks for me, too."

Spencer looked down at you with sad puppy eyes. "Does that mean you love me, too?"

You were quiet for a moment before taking the last hit of the joint, correctly inhaling and exhaling. You blowed the smoke into his face before putting the roach in the ashtray.

"Spence, I'm so in love with you. Just as much as your in love with me."

A smile grew on his face as he sat up, putting his arm around you. He cupped her face with his other hand and pulled your lips onto his. His actions showed that he didn't care about if the others saw. He couldn't care less of what Hotch or any of them would say. He probably forgot they were even there. In that moment as your fingers were tangled into his hair, you, too, felt like you two were the only ones in the room, like the whole world had stopped.

His lips were soft against yours, like comfortable pillows or fluffy clouds. Yours were always in rhythm with his. It was hard to break away until his tongue rubbed against your bottom lip, begging for entrance as you felt his hand leave your face and slowly move lower. You had to break away.

"Not the right time, Spence!" I giggled, trying to play off what just happened. I looked around the room. The rest of the gang never left, even Hotch and Rossi were standing in the door frame. They giggled at Spencer's actions as you both tried to fix yourselves.

"Well, I'm very happy for the both of you," said Hotch with a smile, "but we'll talk about this once this vacation is over. I won't be your boss right now."

"How could you? It's nice seeing two young lovebirds connecting like this." said Rossi.

"As long as I have you guys, and Spencer of course, work will never be a problem." I said, ruffling up his hair one more time.

You all ended up passing out at Garcia's (aside from Hotch and Rossi, as they had loved ones to go home to). You snuggled into Spencer's body on the couch, wrapping the blanket around you both. You both were too excited and happy to sleep. The feeling of someone feeling as much love for you as you did them was too much, but in a good way. The two of you started to make out again. You were going to let his tongue attack yours finally, before he spoke after each peck.

"I. Can't. Believe. You're. All. Mine." He whispered.

You smiled after the last peck before you both went back in, tongues going at it like swords. After a hot minute, you each broke away. Your head moved back to his chest, with his hand on top of yours as his other hand played with your hair.

"You want to hear something weird?" I asked.

"Sure," he said, "but nothing that comes out of your mouth is weird to me."

You smiled, playing with his fingers. "I always pictured a moment like this, even before you. Just...my head on someone's chest, hearing their heartbeat. It makes me feel safe. And with you specifically, I feel even safer than I thought I would."

Spencer kissed the top of your head in response. "God, even your mind is beautiful. How is that possible?"

"Says you, Mr.Smarty Pants. With the amount of classics you have stored in there, I'm sure it'd be like walking around a beautiful museum."

"I'm so happy I'm yours, angel."

I snuggled into him more, feeling my eyes getting heavier. "I'm happy I'm yours, too Spence."

"Goodnight, Y/N. I love you."

"I love you, too." I mumbled as we drifted off to sleep.

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THE TIME IDIOTS EPISODE 606 TITLED “SPOONS” MY THOUGHTS:

Previously: phil: oh god we spent....so much money on last week’s episode

god i really wish i cared about sara’s storyline because tala’s husband is....so hot. LET HIM HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE ELSE

oh hey mick what’s up

ngl i totally forgot he wasn’t on last week’s episode and that he was off in space with Kayla

i still love Pink Vancouver, and that the alien’s name is Kayla, these are honestly some of the funniest parts of the season

no fabricator, but also no money, right??? RIGHT GUYS. IS MONEY NOT AN ISSUE AGAIN. WHAT IS THE TRUTH

spooner with the truck stop stimulants, she is perfect

you’re very cool nick everyone recognizes you are so cool with your electric guitar

nick zano: haha yeah i’m cool

awwwwww jonno’s in LOVE

GIDEON!!!!! i love u gideon. missed u and your love of human dismemberment girl

spooner’s commitment to top lesbian aesthetic is admirable

It’s Memorial Get It Award worthy, I think

gotta add that amelia wig to the WCU (wig cinematic universe). it is BAD

like, their budget clearly went up this year, WHY could that not go towards better wigs????

behrad you are from 2040 quaaludes stopped getting produced in like the 80s you have no idea what they are

Astra you were a little too horny towards spooner in that moment

nothing wrong with being horny towards your teammate, just don’t play your hand all at once, you’re better than that

i believe in you

love the trainspotting homage there. phil loves cinema, famously. just add tentacles

truck stop stimulants to the rescue! the only time that sentence has ever been written

lol remember caity was at one point in a girl group prior to her acting career? cause i just was reminded

i just care....so little....about this story line. i do not care about the white ladies in love i just want SHENANIGANS

and if you aren’t gonna do shenanigans do the weird horror stuff you were doing a couple seasons ago, that was good too

i like that astra is just like, i am not dealing with whatever it is that you all have going on. not my goddamn business

nate: yeah that’s fair

Also how is this an equally bad but legally distinct wig from the last wig this Ava wore. You know you could probably have bought one decent wig for the price of these two bad wigs

hey zach you seem to harp on these wigs a lot. AND WHAT OF IT. we all make our own fun here

nothing can survive....Pink Vancouver

astra yr doing great sweetie

so wait, is this show implying that amelia earhart.....was an alien this whole time, or bishop made her into an alien? this is very confusing

now THAT is the body horror i want to see baybeeeee

get her ass spooner!!!! like a tiny angry shih tzu  barking at a german shepard

i do like the continuity that gideon’s booze isn’t that great. doesn’t stop any of them from drinking it, but it’s just good to know.

But her weed is good lollllllll

oh those are two different avas with two different terrible wigs fucking WHY

gary do not lie to these avas about their hair

zari just explicitly telling us all that john IS a fuck toy thank u zari

oh that is an ugly dress sara

real lucky that this atmosphere is only mildly deadly and not instantly deadly

SPOONS

lot to unpack there, mostly gay

bishop’s injury makeup is pretty good, they really have stepped up their prosthetic makeup game this year! i am loathe to compliment this show but credit where credit it due and all

NO. BAD. NO TENTACLE TITANIC MOMENT. YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR PHILLIP

phil: i love cinema.

I will be contacting my lawyer IMMEDIATELY and i will take you for all you have bird man

rip to great alien and aviator amelia earhart

sara you very famously lost all your scars when you went into the lazarus pit. it was a whole thing.

THANK U BISHOP you get it

lol did this bitch die again hahahahahahahaha

INCREDIBLE. pretty sure she has filled up the punch card to hell at this point

next week: PUNK OUTFITS HELL YEAH

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Chapter Eleven liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

Yeet water episode

Ok random planet, I’m assuming this is planet whatsit where Din’s supposed to be Space Ubering Frog Lady and her (remaining lol) eggs to

Oh yeah shit Shelob really busted up the Razor Crest last time

Awww everyone sleeby and lol Mama’s keepin’ a good watch over her eggs this time

OH MY GOD YODITO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

“Dank Ferrik” as a swear word again, huh, I’ll note that

Surprise surprise once again they gotta crash land because this is Star Wars and ships never work right

Lol this Mon Calamari dude is just like “......well then”

Bro ur gonna break those eggs

WHY ISN’T THE BABY BUCKLED INTO HIS SEAT EXCUSE ME

Pffffff another happy landing

AHAHA I’M THE MON CALAMARI

Ohoooo, The Heiress, eh?

Din Frog Lady is NOT gonna give you those five stars on Yelp for this ride

ALSKDJFLKSDK WE CAN’T GET THROUGH ONE EP WITHOUT SOMEONE REMINDING HIS SHIP IS A PIECE OF SHIT 90′S HONDA CIVIC

Awwwww yay Frog Lady’s found her husband!!!!

I’m gonna cry why the hell are they so cute

Also my hat goes off to the effects/costuming department those costumes are amazing

DIN YOU MUST FEED YOUR CHILD MORE REGULARLY

Oh I guess Frog Man is gonna give Din the Yelp review instead xD

Damn so he actually does know where some other Mandos are

Ah and there’s Whatsherface the other pro fighter turned actress on this show, why the fuck can’t I remember her name

Oop Din saw her

I always forget what the squid faced aliens are 

“My friend” BRO THAT’S YOUR SON

Aw yay goop for the babby!!!!

I’m guessing Calamari’s contact is gonna be Fighter Lady lol

OH NO BABY’S SOUP IS TRYNA EAT HIM

BAHAHAHA AND DIN GIVES EXACTLY ZERO FUCKS

Hmm yeah so I recognize Squid Face’s voice

I think this is the first big boat on water scene we’ve actually had in Star Wars, the brief bit in TROS excluded

Ohhhhh they’re called Quarren

Aw Quarren’s tryna be friendly to Yodito (or he could actually be sketchy let’s be cautious)

BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HE JUST FED THE BABY TO A FUCKING SEA MONSTER

AND NOW THEY’RE AFTER DIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ARMOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WHERE IS THE BABY I DO NOT SEE THE BABY Y’ALL WHERE IS MY FUCKING SON I DO NOT SEE THE BABY

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

HOLY SHIT NO WAY

NO WAY

SHIT

THAT’S BO KATAN

FUCKING BO KATAN

THAT’S HER

OH MY GOD

OKAY CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL

NEVERMIND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

OK BUT THAT HAS TO BE HER THAT’S HER ARMOR AND VOICE????????

THAT IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT HER MASK

AND WHO ARE HER FRIENDS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

YES Y’ALL GET THE FUCKING BABY BACK

DIN’S VOICE IS CRACKING POOR PAPA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

“BROTHER” OK BO WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO

Y’ALL I’M STILL REALLY FUCKING EXCITED SHE WAS LIKE THE ONE RETURNING CHARACTER I ACTUALLY WANTED

OK HOW IS MY SON HOW IS MY SON MY POOR BABY

OH MY GOD HE’S OKAY

THANK GOD 

THANK GOD

Bo how the fuck have you not aged

Oh whooooops yep I forgot Din’s an Orthodox Mando

“Child of the Watch” ohhhh????

RELGIOUS ZEALOTS OHHHH??????

I just fucking realized they STILL fucking gave Bo her boob armor I hate this with the passion of a thousand suns HELLO WHY?

Aaaaand Din doesn’t wanna listen ok

Oh boy this guy’s gonna be trouble

Oh no there’s a lot of them

THAT IS HIS SON Y’ALL SERIOUSLY

Ohhhh so we’re finally taking credit for when someone’s death is our fault, are we now Bo? (:

Gah sorry Katee but your wig ain’t that good

HOW DID THE OLD REBELLION FAIL

BITCH HOW DID YOU LOSE THE DARKSABER

“A new Mand’alor on the throne” uh sorry but I hope you don’t mean you Bo cuz uhhhhh

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HOW DID DIN KNOW THE JEDI’S NAME I’M--???

OHHHHH “WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE JEDI?”

Lol so are we gonna get an Obi Wan explanation, an Ahsoka explanation, an Ezra explanation, or is Bo gonna mention Luke?

Aaaaand she’s gonna lead him to Ahsoka fucking great

(lol I’m sorry y’all I’ve already talked about how I don’t want Ahsoka showing up in the show haha)

Oh so we’re really getting like really no explanation as to how the fuck Bo lost Mandalore again

Ok heist time?

They better explain some of why Bo’s doing what she’s doing now and yes I know it’s been like ten minutes but I’m still impatient

DIN NOOOOOOO YOUR SON WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN 

But I’m still crying Din is so okay with babysitters now I’m--

Wait wait wait why are these guys still well dressed and supplied Imperials?  Lol I’m so lost

Ok damn fine Bo’s cool I’ll admit that she’s always been cool

Walk walk murder baby

And the Imps are tryna blast off again ok

Return of the music bombs!!!!!

Bro they’re gonna kill u

AKLSDJFLKSK THEY FUCKING SPACED THEM I LOVE IT

Ok I really wanna know why Bo’s a pirate

bitch shut up about ruling Mandalore I love you and all but you are SO FUCKING BAD AT IT

YOU’VE LOST THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET TWICE

YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE DARKSABER BACK

WHY IS AHSOKA HELPING YOU AGAIN HOLY SHIT

Ooop there’s Gideon, hello Giancarlo!!!!!!  I really love his villain theme

Oh damn they’re gonna just suicide-- yep they sure are

Aaaaand Din’s being a damn hero because of course he is

Boi you have a CHILD TO LOOK AFTER

Whoop a dead pill

At least Ahsoka’s calling herself a Jedi now

Dammit I REALLY didn’t want Ahsoka to show up

Dammit dammit dammit

Gah nvm

OMG BABY IS BONDING WITH THE FROG FAMILY AND THEIR TADPOLES NOW

MY HEARRRRRRRT

DIN’S BEING A DAD PICKING HIM UP FROM HIS PLAYDATE I CAAAAAAAN’T ;_;

Din with all due respect your ship is kind of a piece of shit don’t question what the guy was able to fix

Baby Yoda I would die for you

Oh whoop there’s the octopus again

Don’t you try to eat the baby you bitch

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

HELL YEAH PROTECTIVE PAPA

NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE TAKING HIM DIN THAT’S YOUR SON, AHSOKA AIN’T GONNA KEEP HIM LMAO

Oooooh another Bryce Dallas Howard ep, I like her episodes!

Welp Bo Katan is here now and soon Ahsoka will be too

I’ve already said my piece on what I think of R*sario D*wson and I’ll leave it at that

I think Katee Sackhoff did a lovely job with Bo Katan live action too, tho I’ll say again that her wig kinda sucked lol

Welp they explained absolutely nothing as to why or how Bo Katan lost the Darksaber and Mandalore for a SECOND time, I still think it’s kinda funny she thinks she gets to go for round three 

Anyway, can’t wait for next ep, still holding out bitter hope that Sabine will show up too

Ah wait wait wait Bo Katan was supposed to be the fucking Heiress, wasn’t she

[thinkingheron]

Watching: The Mandalorian Ep16 The Rescue -- Thought Log

(spoilers ahead)

...

Two Mandalorians walk into the bar...

I like how this series hasn't changed my opinion on Bo-Katan. (Boba Fett is still pending.)

Also I forgot that Bo-Katan *has* lived the Clone Wars and knows what clones sound like.

Just realised that the infiltration team is split into 4 woman amazon squad and one desperate dad. (BTW Cara is the hunkiest of them and she's got the least armour on.)

Also that plan isn't going to work as soon as Gideon sees Din isn't with the main team.

...I have a sudden bad feeling for Cara, because the last season finale had casualties.

I feel like Gideon already sensed something isn't right. I'm afraid to continue hence stalling by typing these thought logs.

I thought Din's helmet was going to straight up break this time.

No the Dark Troopers are getting in--oh.

This is why I love Din. He's just so no nonsense pragmatic. XD

Also The Armorer told Din to use the Whistling Birds sparingly and that's at least the second time he's wasted it lol

Gideon's not in the bridge. Of course it wasn't going to be that easy.

That damn spear saved Din's life I think. Also it's funny that the payment that Din got from first handing over the Child is what saves him here. Pure Beskar.

ALSO I'm pausing right after Gideon is captured to rant at Bo-Katan because what the hell? Didn't it occurred to ANYONE here that maybe there's a tiny chance that Gideon is trying to hold the Child hostage? Shouldn't Cara at least get the hunch? Have they just been standing in the bridge all along, or did Din return just as they finished cleaning up?

Also I'm only halfway through the episode and it looks like most fight is done. There is NO WAY it's going to end that easy...

The Darksaber must be won in battle--OMG THIS

THIS is why I never liked those Proud Warrior Race Guys trope. It's always like this. It's always about I gotta PROVE to be tougher than you on a BATTLE TO DA DEATH or some similar insanity. They can't just handle things peacefully even when it's both impractical and stupid to do otherwise. Urgh.

Drop the saber, grab Cara and Fennec and book it, Din. You don't want to get involved in this particular mess.

Oh the dark troopers are back.

I am so terrified for Cara's safety right now. I have a bad feeling about this.

An X-Wing?

Is that...Luke?

Oh my god that's Luke.

Did he hear Grogu's call on Tython? IS THAT WHY HE'S HERE?

It was at this moment that Gideon knew... he fucked.

A platoon of Dark Troopers have nothing on a single Jedi.

"He wants your permission" Is this the part where I start bawling?

When Din tells Grogu that Luke is one of his kind and that’s where he belongs, it sort of looks like Grogu is looking at and reaching at the Mudhorn signet, like saying this is also where I belong.

(Din lifting his helmet) Oh no, THIS is the part where I bawl.

Pedro Pascal looks mildly different from last episode, but I can’t quite put my finger on what.

Aww so no more single dad Din?

You know with the Sequel Trilogy already dooming Luke's new Order and the fact that Grogu grows very slowly... yeah.

I imagine after Luke's new Order get destroyed old Din gets a surprise visit from now teenage Grogu who barges in without invitation like "tried school, didn't like it."

[zoldyck-pilled]

How was your first time watching soring awakening (and how old you were?)

so i discovered spring awakening existed last year when i was 13 and i listened to the soundtrack in like,, early june. all i knew was that the main guy was kind of an asshole, jonathan groff was in it and that there was an lgbtq+ couple in it so i was like "sure why not?"

the only song i'd listened to beforehand was mama who bore me because a girl from school had sang it for a performance of theatre songs our schools musical theatre club was putting on.

i wasn't really following the plot so i can't really remember listening to half the songs.

for mama who bore me i didn't really know what was going on and i had no context- and with the reprise i was confused and thought it was at a campfire for some reason??? i didn't know it was in the 1890s and thought it was more set in the late 1990's/early 2000s.

when all that's known came on i deadass thought they were in some kind of cult because of the latin chanting. also because i had only known jonathan groff from hamilton at the time my brain was like "this kinda sounds like jonathan groff but like ,,, idk".

the bitch of living was a TRIP. it was the first song from the musical i added to my playlist and i was like "WOW these guys are horny". for some reason i thought georg was relevant to the plot????? even tho i didn't know his name???? that was the moment though where i realised "yeah this is a musical i can't play in front of my parents though"

my junk was also a trip. for some reason it gave me vibes of girls in high school movies talking about their crushes is gym class which was close enough minus the gym class. i remember thinking that by junk they meant like ,,, boobs and stuff and i was like "mmm ,,this is kinda dirty lol" and i didn't know that by junk they meant addiction.

i got the meaning to touch me very wrong though- because of the nervous dialogue in-between melchior and moritz over the quiet "oh my god" and "touch me"-s i thought THEY were the gay couple and i was like "kinda not v heterosexual of u luv xx" but i remember just being in awe of the guitar and the vocals and just how much of a beautiful song it was in general.

i can't really remember listening to the word of your body so 😳 no comment on that

the next song was the dark i know well. that song gave me chills. it was the one song i knew exactly what was going on in. it was absolutely terrifying- that guitar sent (and still does send) shivers down my spine and i just felt so cold and empty hearing the song.

i don't remember listening to and then there were none or the mirror blue night and i didn't think much of i believe- i just thought it was a random church song and didn't pay much attention to it.

then was don't do sadness and i remember getting very ominous vibes from the start of the song. i didn't pay much attention to it though. i did however, think blue wind was beautiful and i thought it was v sad and wistful. it was v pretty.

i paid NO attention to the guilty ones (because of the way the soundtrack is set out for some reason the guilty ones is after dds/bw) or left behind.

i can't remember that much of hearing totally fucked the first time other than the "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"s that the kids do (it was like 4 am at the time so) and thinking "ok this is kind of a jam ngl"

i listened to woyb reprise and i wasn't sure if this was a side couple of a main couple or what and i didn't realise it was the lgbtq+ couple 😳 and for some reason i thought gideon glick was a girl because im a dumb bitch but i added it to my playlist anyway because ,,, song pretty

i don't think i paid attention to whispering or those you've known and i didn't give that much focus to the song of purple summer but i remember when i finished the soundtrack i felt an odd sense of like- nostalgia and emotion even though i had no clue what the actual plot was.

the songs i had added to my playlist then though were mama who bore me, the bitch of living and the word of your body reprise.

time skip to summer in august and i decided i would go watch a bootleg. it didn't go very well because i stopped for some reason right before the start of my junk and i forgot it existed for a few weeks.

near the end of september, i decided to go on the wiki and try to get some sense of the plot and looked into the fandom and the characters. i enjoyed reading about them so i decided that the next day i would watch the obc bootleg. it was wonderful and instantly became one of my favourite musicals after that happened and i added most of the songs to my playlist after that.

uh anyway now im here having watched it around 10 times ,, and ive seen the obc, dwsa, 1NA and west end sa. but yeah that was my journey into becoming an sa fan!! i hope for some reason you enjoyed reading that 👁️👄👁️

[johndoe-lesbo]

Tagged by: @rkoradiopictures

Rules:

Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions, don’t cheat. Tag 10 (or however many) people.

Gravity Falls

The Haunting of Hill House

You (Netflix)

Killing Eve

The Good Place

Who is your favorite character in 2?

I originally fell in love with Theo the first time (and the second time I rewatched it) but I rewatched it a couple of times later on and ended up being more invested and attached to Nell. She’s so amazing and fascinating. (And I think I had a bias for loving Theo bc she was a lesbian and I’m a lesbian sooo)

Who is your least favorite character in 1?

Oh gosh... that’s a hard one. I wanted to hate Gideon bc he was a lil’ creep, but I don’t hate him that much. And then I thought I was gonna hate Pacifica, but she ended up growing on me and she’s a victim of abuse so, I can’t hate that. Robbie tho. I HATE ROBBIE.

What is your fave episode of 4?

Season 2 Episode 5: Smell Ya Later

I loved Villanelle’s and Eve’s “date”. So romantic! 💕💗💞

What is your favorite season of 5?

Season 4, I have never felt more emotionally invested in a season finale conclusion in my life! I break down and start sobbing if I think of the finale, and I’m not lying about that!

Who is your favorite couple in 3?

Jesus, you can’t really have a favorite relationship in this show. I want to say Forty and Candace, but (SPOILER) Candace was just using Forty to get to Joe (which is shitty and gross). And any relationship w/ Joe is just bad news all around. So Joe and Love can just be serial killer parents bc they are perfect for each other in that aspect (even tho I hate that Joe is only in this relationship bc Love is pregnant and he feels entitled to that child it’s BLEH). So I guessssss Ellie and Delilah. We love sisters who kill sexual predators in this house!

Who is your favorite couple in 2?

All of their relationships are rocky, but I do love the progression of Theo and Trish’s relationship. So the lesbian one, obviously! (If I could choose a 2nd fave, it would be Nell’s and Luke’s. Their sibling/twin psychic connection thing is heartwarming 😊)

What is your favorite episode of 1?

The first Weirdmageddon! (I was (and still kind of am) a Bill Cipher slut... lol)

What is your favorite episode of 5?

The season finale. Hands down. No competition.

What is your favorite season of 2?

It’s just the one season thus far, but Bly Manor is coming soon, so that may or may not change.

How long have you watched 1?

I started watching it after season 1 just concluded, and I watched all the new episodes after that maybe 2-3 years ago?? I started late, but caught up up to the brother discovery/Stanford Pines episode (I forgot the name of it lol).

How did you become interested in 3?

I heard about the book from a bunch of BookTubers a while back, but it didn’t really fascinate me as much knowing it was from the perspective of a stalker. But I saw that it was on Netflix and I was intrigued to see the tv-adaptation, and I LOVED IT. Joe is such a wild ride of a character and I can’t wait for season 3!

Who is your favorite actor in 4?

Villanelle. I love a lady serial killer! And Jodie Comer is like a hardcore crush of mine...

Which do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?

Because The Haunting series is still kind of on-going, I don’t have an answer for that. But I’m gonna have to go with 5 (The Good Place) bc I’m satisfied with the ending of TGB over GF. I’m not satisfied with GF’s ending bc I’m selfish and wanted Bill to win.

Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?

1. Gravity falls has more episodes by default.

If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

I hear that Villanelle is supposed to marry a woman in season 3. So I wanna be her.

Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?

FUCK YEAH IT WOULD. Both shows have a very common theme of obsession and warped views of what love and romance is, so yeah. Also, I think Villainelle would absolutely hate (or at least be completely bored) with Joe, but Eve would fall for Love (in a similar way to her love for Villanelle). So, yeah. Sign me the fuck up!

Pair two characters from 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple.

Stanley Pines aaaaaanddddd... Bill Cipher??? They both have a lot of similarities and have a knack for deception and conning.

Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5?

I feel bc they both have extremely different plots, it’s hard to say. I love the perspective of being in the stalker’s POV a lot more as opposed to it being another cop drama, so YOU has that going for it. But I love the cleverness of mixing morality and comedy in The Good Place, but I feel like TGP is an easy “I’m a good person” answer bc “it’s not the show about the stalker serial killer lol”. And I enjoy both equally, but I’m going with YOU bc TGP is over and done and I enjoyed the storyline I was given, but bc YOU is still going, I could still end up loving it even more that TGP. (I’m just trying to remain unbiased!)

Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?

I like 2’s more. Killing Eve’s music can be a little too cheesy for me sometimes, but THOHH’s music just pulls me in and makes me feel things. I love the opening for Haunting so much!

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