#Not that great

[terrorjesse]

They gave me a Jeep Gladiator for my trip to Florida.

[a-dead-tea]

Writing Prompt #116

“They think I��ve killed you.” They laugh. “Maybe I should have.”

[trentloml]

Him 🤭

[kris-dont-give-af-87182]

Can you write a Sherlock x reader fic, where reader is broken by rumours spread by newspapers and she can't trust Sherlock anymore, she can but it's hard and Sherlock is trying hardest to make sure she sees he's not the one people made him, he's still the one for whom she fell in love.

Rumours

“Leave me alone, Sherlock.”

“Y/N, please-”

She spun around ripping her hand free from where he gripped her wrist, trying to stop her from walking away.

“How much longer, Sherlock?” She demanded. “Because I don’t know what to believe anymore.”

He seemed more broken than ever, trying to plead with her. His blue eyes were frantic, desperate.

“Believe in me. Like you always have.”

She shook her head. “I want to, God knows I do. But I can’t keep doing this, Sherlock. You always keep me in the dark, you always keep lying. Are you really what they say you are?”

“I was trying not to worry you-”

“Not telling me is worse!” She yelled, throwing her hands up in frustration. She hadn’t been particularly surprised that he had managed to guess her passcode and come into her house.

“Why do I have to find out from someone completely random about what’s going on?! It’s not like I’m stupid, I can help you! But you won’t let me, because you are such an egotistical, narcissistic, bloody arsehole- you know, I think they’re right, maybe this is a farce-”

“You know that’s not true.” His voice became quiet, broken. “Y/N, please, if you don’t believe me, then I have no one left. Nothing.”

“You’ll have your devoted John. Does he know? Or is he in on it as well?” She was much too hurt to stop the words she knew were like knives to his heart.

“I know I’ve lied to you. I know I keep you out of my cases, but I have never once lied about what I feel for you. About who I am.” And then she saw it. He seemed completely and utterly broken, vulnerable and desperate. Something that Sherlock would never have let himself be.

He moved forward and this time, she didn’t back away. He took her hands in his. “I’m sorry, love. I’m the man you fell in love with. Who I am with you, is the truest I’ve ever been. You have to believe me.”

“I know,” she whispered back. “But you have to let me in, Sherlock, you can’t keep pushing me away, because I can’t keep living like this.”

“You believe me?” Hope lit his eyes.

She sighed, heart heavy as she cupped his cheeks gently. In the end, he really did have no one but her and Watson. She wanted to trust him, she did trust him… but what if he broke her heart, just as they said he would.

As if he could read her thoughts, he pressed a kiss to her forehead. “I’d kill myself before I hurt you again. I promise, no more secrets. You can stick my side like an annoying itch I can’t get rid for all my cases.”

She burst into laughter at that, swatting his arm playfully. “How could I have doubted you even for a second. Nobody can be as big a prick as you.”

Sherlock chuckled, “What a coincidence. John said the same thing. Speaking of no more secrets, there’s going to be one that you need to keep from John.”

Y/N raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”

“It involves me dying.”

“I’m sorry, what?!”

A/N: This is not as long as I would have liked but I hope you like it!

[sagesskies]

Mr. Sage, do you allow minors to interact with your work or with you in general as long as they don't send any NSFW ask or anything NSFW?

I don't particularly mind. I do not take any accountability for what minors do in relation to my content as long as they are not reposting or plagiarizing me in any way. I am not responsible for what other people do on the internet, and that extends to any minors that come across my blog. As long as they are able to remain mature and recognize that it's fictional and that they should not try to attempt or idealize anything that occurs in my stories then it doesn't bother me.

[shutterandpencil]

“Freckled-Face Girl”

In the rare bout I pulled out my art pad, I completed something. It’s not that great, really. 

Materials: Pencil, manga markers, skintone markers, skintone colored pencils, Crayola markers, brush pens, gel pen, and paint.NET (to re-add the date). 

[fuzzyfuryland]

MEET👇👇👇

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[kiiingsnake]

(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

[camilleflyingrotten]

[cheesecakeai1]