#No banana and no cherry

[holnnetd]

Omg omg omg, how does Konig react when he sees a bunny hybrid in comparison???

Now that got me thinking.

How would König react to Hare!Reader next to a bunny hybrid?

(To be absolutely honest, I don't know. So this is badly written, sorry not sorry😊 please make specific requests or I will disappear for 5 months with no other idea about what to write 😞)

"Sht." He held his hand up to silence any noise you might have made. You both stood before the old, wooden door, his hand clutching onto the rifle, tightening his grip before checking the handle, confirming that the metal is twistable.

With a deafening silence, he pushed the handle and charged in, rifle at eye level, making sure no one was hidden in the room in the complete darkness. In case there stood someone with a knife, ready to plunge it into his very biteable neck. Good for him, no one threatening was there. You followed, covering his back in case of any surprise attack.

Not that you'd want him to stay unscarred, but your pay would be cut if he went and started complaining to the commander about you not doing your job "correctly".

...

A breathless whimper comes out from the dark corner and you avert your eyes to look at the source of fear. Ah. The hostage. God, the whole objective of this mission was a hostage rescue. Some rich assholes kid got taken as blackmail.

"Found the hostage." He murmured, talking into his radio. "The threat is neutralised. No known threats nearby." His voice rings out, ensuring we are safe for the time being. Really, it wasn't hard to find this hideout. The guys were just broke blokes, probably working for some mafia.

You glance at the not so kid like kid.

... That's a young adult, not that much of a kid.

It's a... ah... it's hard to pinpoint their gender.

The rich bastard said something about daughter and money. And some thing else, you are sure. But what it was? That's the better question.

König stares at the hybrid with light confusion. Ah yes, not only has he never met a bunny hybrid but he doesn't know what an androgynous person is.

Fucking old school. Keep up with the times my man. Its the 21st century, guys wear dresses and women peg their boyfriends with 10 inch straps. A girlish-boy or boyish-girl should be least of his concerns.

"Jesus." You huffed out, freeing your hands from any weapon and walked closer to the hostage. A rabbit hybrid. Short black ears, large beaded eyes and fairly frail with a decent amount of squish. That's a cute face though.

"Hello." You greet them, smiling. They seem to be quite confused, as one is. To be honest the kidnappers must have been so shit even their hostage wasn't scared, rather confused. "We're here to rescue." You add, glancing back at the overly silent behemoth behind you for confirmation.

He seems to be deep in thought, staring between the hostage and teammate. "... That's what?" He blurts out offhandedly, not knowing any manners.

"That's... the hostage. A person. Which is addressed by who, not what."

"Ah, yes, yes. Of course. I mean the breed." Bitch, really? Did wolfs raise you? Scratch that, even they have more respect.

"..."

It's still an ongoing discussion as to what hybrid types should be called. Breeds or races. It's... subjective, but damn... Read the room.

"They are a rabbit." You clarify. But he doesn't seem satisfied with that answer.

"...But you don't look the same." He retorts gruffly, GENUINELY confused why a rabbit isn't the same as a hare.

Of fucking course. He never learns, does he?

Ahem. Right. Lets pretend the hostage never saw the abuse you unleashed upon the huge man after that stupid comment.

"Can... can we go?" They ask slowly, staring at the huge man trying to shield himself from the fists flying his way.

"Ah, yes." He gruffs, feeling that the hits you laid on him might end up with a bruise on his already scarred skin.

"So, you two are related? Do your 'periods' sync up?" A humourless joke came out of his mouth and I'm pretty sure that might be the last joke he has ever voiced.

"Okay, now you crossed the line." Is all he hears before his nose was broken. Once more.

He has only himself to blame.

[littlestrawberry]

by alexis_dunlap

[lovertm]

gummy sharks by doodletavern

[silver-survey]

Do you like fruits?

Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)

[kodzutestu]

I miss my little gay men.

[daily-deliciousness]

Banana split cheesecake

[bookiechu]

🍌🍎🍐🍑 Every Animal Crossing fruit! 🍇🍋🥭🍒🥥

[noirandchocolate]

Note: Trying a new food because of Character and realizing you don’t like it and never eating it again counts as a No. Trying a food but not really getting into it is also a No. But tell about these in tags if you like!

Yes answers are for like. Seeking out the food/flavor or just consciously eating it more for blorbo reasons.

I’m so curious what foods people have picked up or started eating more of because of fiction!

[your-favorite-overachiever]

types of people as fruit:

blueberry: messy buns, windy bike rides, overalls, warm hugs, freckled hands baking muffins, easy laughter, sunshine, reading by the window, knit sweaters, high waisted jeans, bright smile, scented chapstick, romcoms and popcorn, wildflowers

cherry: leather jackets, hair in her eyes, midnight car rides, lipstick stains, high-heeled boots, dog-eared paper backs, liquid liner, loud chatter, whispered secrets, mascara tears, black coffee, glitter everywhere, smokey eye, scribbled poetry, dark acrylics

strawberry: floral tank tops, lips glossed light pink, soft waves, iced drinks, wispy clouds, shooting star wishes, perfume spritz, 19th century novels, mini skirts, jotting down pretty thoughts, slip dresses, wistful gaze, everything showers, ballet flats

apple: the smell of cinnamon, low rise jeans, yellowed pages, rusty leaves, wind-blown curls, heart ache, foggy windows, scratchy wool, hair bows, wine red mary janes, baking in the autumn, white lace, dark red lip stain, academic validation

banana: dirty converse, jean shorts, the state of hurry, friendship bracelets, pictures of everything, glowing compliments, salt in the air, clear lip gloss, sand in dirty blonde hair, magnetism, blown kisses, iced coffee before school, freedom

[warpedwings]

Misha Collins as a Banana Split. 🍨

"My dear nesting doll, I miss your cheese with milk and, of course, you!"

Misha's 2016 GISH registration invite.

[dazed-cherry]

📍 Taiwan

[yutlunfg]

hi ! i need new moots, if u like devilman crybaby, banana fish, nana, moriarty the patriot, hunter x hunter, attack on titan, fruits basket, berserk, alien stage, tgcf/heaven official’s blessing, the summer hiraku died, lost in the cloud, 19 days, cherry crush, tamen de gushi, omniscient reader's viewpoint, the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all, jujutsu kaisen, doukyuusei ++so much more (im in so many fandom lol) let's be moots!!!

[chery1bery1]

Here’s a comparison of some of the Strawberry Shortcake characters over the years!

[waffled0g]

Uncommon Miranda

It’s easier to carry this way

[morethansalad]

Cherry Nice Cream (Vegan)

[oldinterneticons]