#New Sexyman

[girlypopjazzy]

Pjo fandom on this beautiful website let’s make Luke a tumblr sexyman. He has potential, he’s edgy, tall, sexy, and already has a fandom thirsting over him on here.

[kokichidemon]

Charlie in the Chocolate Factory 2005

HES SO INSANE I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM HES INSANE AND CRAZY SO SASSY WHYD THIS MAN GO UNDER MY RADAR

[pukimakampek]

😱💥😱💥😱💥😱💥

MR KRUPP FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2022.

@matthelus @sugarlol-13 @victoryjamz JOIN THE KRUPPVOLUTION.

reblog to spread the truth

[sockiepuppetry]

Anti cosmo and Wanda (I love them)

+random FOP doodles

[danikoshi-doodles]

Can't believe Nickelodeon ate with a decent reboot AND a new sexyman on top of that

[nowheresamsaucex]

[mixierupperc20]

So Henry hotline from Finding Frankie

[missriyochuchi]

The Masked Torchbearer in the Opening Ceremony of the 2024 Paris Olympic Games

[scutesketch]

*sigh*… I got dragged into the show by the gay ass purple fairy

I know he dragged you down too 🫵

[rabidcosplaygirl]

We live in a timeline where poof from Fairly OddParents is becoming the next tumblr sexyman

[pollyannawog]

oh no i actually like this show

[iri-desky]

It worked before...so... in light of various recent events...

TUMBLR SEXYMAN REMATCH

[welcometoqueer]

Oh that was fast-

anyway, people on twitter are turning the UnitedHealthcare assassin into a bad boy sexyman (twitter sexyman?)

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

(limited to Europe because there are limited slots per poll)

*The Long 19th century is the period between the French Revolution and the The First World War.

The French Revolution: The original, the classic. It's got Robespierre and Marat and a Guillotine.

The Serbian Revolution: Resisting Ottoman Rule? Forming a new state? Creating a Constitution? Serbia kicked it off in the Balkans nevermind that it took three tries and three decades.

The Greek Revolution: Have you become hopelessly invested in the idea of Greece as the cradle of civilization? Do you want to die fighting for it in a way that is tragic and romantic? Then you might be Lord Byron.

The Carbonari Uprisings: Secret societies are more your speed? Here is one in Italy doing their best to try to make liberal reform happen.

The Decembrist Revolt: So, a bunch of officers came back from Napoleonic Europe wanting to see constitutional change and possibly the abolition of serfdom. Sounds reasonable, right? Right??

The July Revolution: Can you hear the people sing? You know the one, barricades and the most iconic painting in French history. Louis Philippe ends up on the throne and he is....sexy to someone.

The November Uprising: Congress Poland decides that they are sick of the tsar. Poland undertakes a tragically doomed struggle against Russia.

The Belgian Revolution: The Belgians decide to file for divorce from The United Netherlands. Leopold of Saxe-Coburg ends up on the throne and he's sexy.

The 1848 Revolutions: The Springtime of the People! Revolutions everywhere: France, Hungary, Poland, Austria, The Italian and German States.

The January Uprising: The third time is the charm on kicking out the tsar and making a Polish state, right?

The Paris Commune: Napoleon III abdicates and leaves after being thumped by the Prussians. For two months, a communist people's regime rules Paris.

The Russian Revolution of 1905: This is not the one with Lenin yet! This is the one that forces Nicky to create a Duma. Some consider it the dress rehearsal for what would come next.

[kalichi09]

he is such a malewife

[tropotropotropo]

RETURN OF THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN KING