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So true!
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#Netflix sucks too#hulu sucks#bring back video stores#streamovision#streaming#dvdcollector#movie streaming sucks
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I hate studio execs more than studio execs hate renewing shows with lesbians in them
#a league of their own#I AM PISSED#aloto#paper girls#ianowt#i am not okay with this#warrior nun#<- it was renewed but off netflix#everything sucks#teenage bounty hunters#the owl house#im gonna stop now it's getting too depressing#wga strike#sag strike#wga strong#oh yeah and#first kill#grease rise of the pink ladies#grease rotpl#rotpl#lesbian#not st related
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I just started this show. But I've been fighting for my own favorite show for months!🏴☠️ I won't let another fandom hurt. I'm tired of Queer and diverse stories not being finished!! 🏳️🌈
#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#sandman universe#I'm Not Okay With This#First Kill#Netflix Can suck my left lady nut#This is justice for TUA too#I know Netflix and the Suffer Brothers won't give my baby boy he's happy Queer ending
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Some whump that I completed today for practice drawing character art.
Ft. Alucard.
I yoinked the background from "Demon Slayer."
I'm pretty happy with the way that Alucard's expression came out, although the anatomy is overall a bit janky.
This was my reference photo, from which I also took his color palette (I like that his design in VS mirrors both SOTN and the animated series):
#netflix castlevania#castlevania games#castlevania#alucard castlevania#adrian fahrenheit tepes#alucard#digital art#castlevania symphony of the night#castlevania nocturne#alucard fanart#fanart digital#digital arwork#character art#whump#angst#stolen backgrounds#fanfiction#scenes from fanfiction#This is based on my unreleased fic “In the Shadow of The Valley.”#Boy just got done being tortured and dumped in the middle of nowhere.#That “earring” is a cattle tag that some cruel bastards put in for funsies.#If only he could ask a Belmont for help right now.#Whoops.#Too bad a Belmont is responsible for this.#And like..... The main antagonist.#Julius. Your grandfather sucks.#IDK who Julius' grandpa is canonically. But here he's an OC called Cristien Belmont.#And he's a DICK.#I hate him. But I low-key love the idea that not all Belmonts are good.
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#wow Pine actually did something TUA related for once (it's been too long since I've personally posted something 😭)#also this is such a shit screenshot but Netflix's quality sucks and the lighting in this scene is horrendous#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua meme#luther hargreeves#klaus hargreeves
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A Needlessly Long Analysis of Every Single Cat King Scene in Dead Boy Detectives and Why I Want to Throw Him.
After many, many rewatches of Dead Boy Detectives for the sake of trying to get another season, I've found myself with increasingly strong feelings about a certain feline so... Can we talk about the Cat King? Yes? Great. Forewarning, I'm about to absolutely ream this shapeshifter because he's complex, confusing, horrible, and has so much potential that I need to talk about it.
Please keep in mind that this is my personal take !! I love the Cat King as a character, I just don't like a lot of his actions given the context.
Introduction to the Madness ...
The Cat King is a wonderful antagonist for so many reasons, but I feel like a lot of people have forgotten that he's an extraordinarily flawed person and can be incredibly creepy at times. Lukas does a wonderful job portraying the Cat King's charm, as does George in portraying Edwin's brief moments of falling into his traps, but the Cat King is not a good person. Let's go down the list.
The Cat King's Introduction: Episode 2
Episode 2 starts off with the consequences of Edwin's rash actions in Episode 1, something that I'm fully here for. It gives Edwin's jealousy real weight outside of just causing tension between Crystal and Edwin. However, I think people forget that the Cat King's "punishment" is (almost) completely selfish. Yes, while he claims that it's a consequence for harming the other cats, the punishment doesn't actually reward the cat Edwin used magic on, instead only benefiting the Cat King himself. It does force Edwin to distinguish between the cats, something that I figured out after another watch of the scene, but... I'm not sure if that was his main motivation when he blatantly says later that he wanted more time with Edwin.
The two options Edwin is presented with are sex and counting all the cats in Port Townsend. Option one is mildly horrific, even if Edwin is to consent it could still be considered coercive as the Cat King is in a position of power over Edwin. I personally don't think it'd get to that point - the Cat King sees the Edwin is a repressed Edwardian boy and wants to test that boundary - but... the implication is hard to swallow. When Edwin is given the option of counting cats, he emphasizes that he is a "fair and consensual Cat King", which we'll get back to later, but the offer itself is still - essentially - a move on Edwin as it forces him to stay in the Cat King's vicinity for longer. The task itself is stupid, but it again doesn't benefit any of the cats besides the Cat King. The only reason Edwin's stay is prolonged is because the Cat King is fascinated by Edwin. That's it.
While this interaction does contribute to Edwin's eventual sexual awakening, that does not make the interaction itself good. And this dichotomy between the Cat King starring in Edwin's journey of self discovery but doing so in the literal worst way continues in Episode 4...
The Cat King and Exploiting Emotional Attachment: Episode 4
I'd like to point out that this interaction starts out with the Cat King scratching Edwin, something that he explains by referencing "rough play". Now, this is obviously a joke, but it still brings up issues with the continued lack of Edwin's consent in something that the Cat King frames as sexual. What really kills me about this scene though, is how the Cat King exploits Edwin's other crushes - or potential crushes - to get a reaction out of him. The funniest thing about this to me, is that the way that the Cat King shapeshifts into people that Edwin cares for ends up paralleling him to Angie, our monster of the week. Angie also exploits the emotional attachment of someone to their loved ones for personal gain, but in her case it's to actively seek out food. What separates the two to me, is that the Cat King does not need Edwin to care for him, nor does he need Edwin to survive, he just wants Edwin, therefore making him kind of worse that the monster that we go into this Episode trying to slay.
Again, this does end up assisting Edwin in his eventual realization that he likes Charles, but it's the entirely wrong way of going about it. The scene ends with me just feeling like Edwin got thrown around like a mouse by this cat in the middle of something that's genuinely important to him. And then the confession of why Edwin does the casework. Sweet Jesus. Yes, it's good that Edwin gets that truth out for the sake of the audience, but the knowledge that the Cat King gains out of it is chilling to me. It's another display of the power the Cat King holds over Edwin because while you can argue that he uses the binding spell on Edwin as payback for what happened to his cats, forcing the truth out of Edwin was nothing but for himself. I think he believes it's for Edwin's sake, to make him feel more comfortable sharing things now that the first hurdle has passed, but it... really doesn't? The way that this backfires really emphasizes the way that pushing Edwin's boundaries like this isn't a good way to gain his affection.
The last thing to point out in this specific interaction is the last couple of lines of the scene, specifically the way that the Cat King taunts Edwin about the cat count of 142 being "way off". We know this is a bluff because later, he confirms that there are 147 cats in Port Townsend, including himself of course. The irony to this scene in my opinion is the fact that the Cat King just said to Edwin that he wanted him to be more honest, and then immediately lies. The double standard is insane, and I can't tell if the Cat King realizes it or not.
Something I feel important to note as well is the way that Edwin, in the same episode, when asked if he'd like to kiss the Cat King answers painfully fast. Monty he at least considers, but the Cat King isn't even an option to him. To me, this just displays further how horrifically the Cat King has fucked up any chances of a meaningful relationship with Edwin.
The Cat King Becomes an Incel for a Hot Minute: Episode 6
Episode 6... Oh boy Episode 6. Episode 6 is hard because he doesn't stop being a boundary pusher, but it's also ever the more evident just how much this stupid cat cares about Edwin. I would love to defend him and be like "oh actions speak louder than words" but his actions STILL suck in this scene. So, let's break down those action one by one.
First off, he goes to the forest. That's a big one because he mentions that he's been looking for Edwin the entire night, seemingly for no other reason than to explain to him the situation with Monty being an essential double agent. The first bit of the interaction between the Cat King and Monty isn't much to note, in my opinion, because it's mostly just taunting. But, in this case, the taunting is kind of warranted. Though I personally empathize with Monty's situation, he is still leading Edwin into a trap that could kill him. Where the Cat King pushes boundaries again is the goddamn kiss. It feels... icky. Predatory.
Again, there's no consent in this situation, and though it all comes from a place of worrying for Edwin's safety, I'm not sure that excuses it. I will grant the Cat King the fact that he's extraordinarily honest with Edwin throughout the scene, exposing Monty's identity and the case without beating around the bush much. The way that the Cat King ends the interaction, because though I'm not exactly sure what to think about the Cat King's approval of Edwin lashing out at Monty, I know exactly what I think about what follows.
Edwin, rightly, immediately thinks to take the information he just learned to Crystal and Charles, the two people who could still be in danger because of this now pointless case. The Cat King takes this time to make yet another move instead of just... accepting the fact that he helped and that could build Edwin's trust later. The way the Cat King says "I believe I'm at least owed a little thank-you" threw me off the first time I watched it, but I accepted it. I suppose Edwin could have been more polite. And then the Cat King said "By the way, the second kiss is always much better."
Dude. What. So, to break this down, the Cat King comes out to help save Edwin from a potentially life threatening situation only because he believes that he will get a reward out of it. When Edwin refuses (rightfully so, what the fuck) the Cat King asserts his power again by saying that he's "not someone to be dismissed". Edwin's words are harsh when he states that the Cat King is nothing more than the chain linking him to Port Townsend, but I don't feel as though he's entirely wrong to be upset in this situation. The Cat King, instead of making me feel bad for him afterwards, goes full Nice Guy™ on Edwin afterwards by yelling at him that he'll stop playing nice. Instead of taking literally two seconds to introspect, he threatens Edwin like that's going to keep his stubborn ass from doing anything.
Hello? What happened to fair and consensual Cat King, dude? He's so out of touch with how to actually express his affection for someone, and it's honestly insane.
Alone: Episode 7
Episode 7 is the third to last time we see the Cat King, and it's the first time that he's not in the presence of Edwin. We see him be more vulnerable here, and get a better understanding of how he acts when he's cornered. He starts off haughty, continues his antics with innuendo to offset tension, and then continues to taunt Ester until he gets literally killed by her. After his death he expresses his fear through anger, and continues to attempt to defend Edwin. First by trying to remind her that he's not going to give her the youth she desires, then by telling her to "keep your paws off of him".
It's somewhat heart warming to know he does truly care for Edwin, but he's still in it for himself, ultimately. He doesn't attempt to go against Esther again out of fear that he'll die for it, and his values of his survival above else. It's great character building, and a great flaw, but again annoying that he only expresses this level of care without Edwin around.
Redemption?: Episode 8
Episode 8 is meant to be his, sort-of, redemption Episode in my opinion. He is vulnerable with Niko and Crystal in regards to his fear of Esther (kind of, he does confess that he was killed by her), gives them information on Esther's background, and also gives them a tip off on something that could help stop her - black salt.
After Niko's death, when he presents Edwin with flowers, I believe he is meant to be at his best. He does not demand anything from Edwin in that moment, only apologizes for the loss of Niko and compliments her bravery. It's interesting to note that the lilies that he gifts to Edwin are toxic to cats, potentially a symbol of his attempt to be less selfish when it comes to him. And that he doesn't ask for anything more from Edwin when he is given the kiss on the cheek.
Of course, he still maintains his bravado and teasing nature, but that - it seems - is meant to be the Cat King's redemption arc.
But... is it enough?
Is it Enough?: Conclusions
I don't think so, personally. I think that in a Season 2, the Cat King could've become a better, less selfish, person. But at the moment, I think he's still stuck in the same middle ground that Monty ends up in where the one good deed he does ends up being a small drop in the bullshit that comes before that. While I do think that Monty is ultimately more forgivable, there is still a lot that would need to happen to truly get both of them to a point where they can be forgiven by those they harmed (and me, tbh). The Cat King may have done better eventually, but he still never really apologized for his contributions to everything that happened in Port Townsend, or the bullshit that he did to Edwin personally.
All this to circle back around to this: Fuck Netflix for depriving us of Season 2 and potentially truly redeeming the Cat King and having him actually learn to care about Edwin in a way that doesn't push his boundaries immeasurably. And fuck Netflix for not giving me a chance to see the Cat King start to accept the fact that he is fucking lonely and does way too much to cover it up. I need him acknowledging his fuck ups, becoming a genuine protagonist and not just someone who could be good! He has so much potential to be more than a mere predator playing with his food and Netflix took that from us.
Tldr; Netflix is the real villain here, but the Cat King sure does a good job of trying to be the best, most complicated, most annoying, most horrifying antagonist.
#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#the cat king#cat king#dbda cat king#dbda analysis#analysis#i had to cut out so many mini tangents about monty#but i'd love to talk about him too#and why he sucks but he's wonderful but he kinda sucks but#every character in this show is so wonderfully complex#but i needed to rant abt the cat king specifically because he's a mess of contradictions and pushing consent#fuck netflix#and i'm so sorry this is like 2000 words
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me talking abt th high school -> current deetress timeline
#'huh. wow you are very forgettable.' denial or alcohol abuse? u decide. (im sure theres a great deal of switching back nd forth)#deetress#dee reynolds#iasip#shitpost#screencap#bro these cc suck SO HARD but netflix took down this episode lmfao 😭😭😭 not evn th vpn cd save me#n e way i lov th thought of dee actively obliterating or rejecting every memory of th waitress from hs cuz it was Too Much#the gang recycles their trash#burn these clothes
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there's many things wrong with netflix's atla live action. not gordon cormier tho. he's aang 100%. i wish him all the best, today and always.
#he looks like a very bright kid#hope nobody takes that away from him#im also excited? anxious? to see mai and zuko's development#something needs to be salvageable in this mess i hope it's maiko#it'll probably suck too but anyway!!#atla#aang#gordon cormier#netflix#zuko#mai
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i'm watching season 6, jaku fight, and i must. Scream
literally i told myself i was just gonna watch a couple of eps while i had dinner and folded laundry and now it has been. multiple hours. i'm so hype i may pass away. this show RULES
people say screaming crying etc as hyperbole but i have been. whisper-screaming so as not to be a dick to my neighbours. and crying. God!!!!
there is genuinely a lot of stuff i didn't know about. most crucial of which being. SO THAT’S HOW TWICE DIES, HUH? goddamn. i'm genuinely surprised i managed to not know that until now. fucking christ hawks. this is all so insane.
me pre s5, a fool: yeah i know people enjoy the lov a lot but it's just not my bag
me an hour ago, actively crying: he was,,,, lucky,,,
briefly managed to have a coherent thought among the hype and it's that i fucking adore twice talking about how the league is a place where they haven't given up on him for making mistakes to...hawks. who it seems has never ever been in a place where he could be anything less than perfect. and has been put under insane hideous pressure from such a young age. treated as disposable. sent into the lions den over and over. it's genuinely damning. also hawks basically having to live in a different genre to everyone else. he doesn't get a fun high school superhero adventure story, he gets a fucking dark espionage thriller. and he's 22.
hawks diversion almost over but i will say i had a brief moment right after he was first introduced where i was like hm they have kind of defanged (detaloned?) the drama of his double-bluffing a little early, bc they were very quick to reveal that no the number 2 hero is not ACTUALLY working for the league or meta army. but then they put best jeanist's probably fake corpse (jorpse) in a duffle bag and I've been incredibly along for the ride since then. this slaps.
and i had absolutely 0 idea about the entire arc of the league attacking the liberation army and again was not expecting it to be my bag bc I'm generally not a villain guy but...damn,,, and while i did kind of know the bare bones of shigaraki's backstory......christ alive
okay back to jaku screaming
the stuff i DID know about is hitting me like a truck. i knew full well aizawa gets hit with the quirk-erasing bullet and i was still yelling no no no at my screen as though that would change anything
hrg. i rly need the closure of finishing out this arc but also idk how much more hype i can take rn. i wish there was someone here to scream with me so i'm screaming at all of you instead. did you know this content that has existed for literal years at this point,,, is good
also god 😭😭😭😭 the kids and aizawa. "the worst thing would be losing mr aizawa" "please, sir, stay alive" 😭😭😭😭 aizawa thinking of eri as he CUTS HIS GODDAMN LEG OFF. I KNEW BUT FUCK. HE'S SO!!!!!
i can't believe people watched this without being spoiled and knowing everything that happens. i'd have passed away. i could never face this show without the full knowledge that aizawa makes it through okay bc i still kind of worry about him dying even when i know full well it doesn't happen. i love him so so much
#bnha posting#also only seasons 1-5 are on uk netflix so i had to switch to crunchyroll now and may i just say#it sucks and they should be embarrassed#won't work on my roku at all which is apparently a years-old issue theyve just never bothered to fix?#it makes me put the subtitles back on every episode for some reason#and the subtitles are badly timed. like a second too late usually#i can't believe this is like the primary mainstream anime website/app. be embarrassed!!
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sorry for the meme format that's apparently nearing a DECADE old but i unironically feel a shiver down my spine any time someone mentions buffy being rebooted
#i can SEE the fucking netflix machine stamping it into the LA winx club/wednesday mold and it makes me want to tear apart#a chain link fence with my teeth#i've watched too much bad tv recently and i don't know who to blame but it fucking sucks out here man#can we stop writing tv like it's a bad novel and/or a collection of Funny Tweets xd#there's no fucking SUBSTANCE these days it's just one nonsensical twitter draft after another#if there's a tiktok plot i will kms in front of the writer's room and forever change the trajectory of their bond. for better or worse idc#also if they cast an actor younger than me to play spike i'll- i'll- i'll oh boy you don't even KNOW how worked up i can get about#this imaginary scenario i just made up in my head#buffyposting#btvs#*specifying 'gen z' here because if the main thrust of your reboot pitch is that the show is the same but less universal i will eat you ali
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Do you know how many times I've seen this kind of headline in the last few years? Countless.
Do you know what happened to all those shows that were proclaimed "best series they've ever seen"? They were forgotten in a week. All of them, without exception.
If, in a few months, you asked those people who called these shows "the best they've ever seen", they're not even going to remember the plot or the names of the characters. You know why? Because in a few months there's gonna be another show alike they will call "the best they've ever seen". And so on and on. They will eventually all be forgotten in a short period of time after being hyped for about two weeks.
Meanwhile, you have a giant graveyard of quality canceled shows, and the majority of them would be giving them so much success if they haven't been retareded morons for canceling them.
This is the picture of Netflix. Overrated hype and casual viewers. And it's so fucking sad and funny at the same time because this is gonna be their end one day.
#fuck you netflix#you know you suck#the name is permanently changed to shitflix#other streaming services have this problem too but a lot lesser than shitflix#i only needed to check one show they hyped so much it hurt and it was instantly the worst and the most senseless crap i've seen in years#netflix#i am waiting for the day you finally die#cancelled shows#save me#canceled shows
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something about charles seeing that pile of torn edwin clone pieces and "you have to experience hell to see hell" and that one scene in supernatural where castiels being tortured by having to kill dean over and over again and it just pans over to a room full of dead deans lmao
warning graphic imageing 👇🏻👇🏻
idk
#this show has too many overlaps with spn and i hate it a lot bc it forces me to think about supernatural which i dont like doing HAHA#sorry for the blurry dbd picture i hate netflix's blackout thing that wont even let u take screenshots so i gootta use my phone n it sucks#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#dead boy detectives spoilers#that spn ss makes me giggle tho HAHA so dumb man
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i want to see dev patel in a jane austen film so bad
#imagine him as captain wentworth like…#or mr tilney!!#he would also be fantastic as mr darcy but p&p doesn’t need a remake#i mean persuasion has a good adaptation too but the netflix one sucked so we need another one to make up for it#but yeah i need to see him be a swoony period drama romantic hero
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Could I take fem!Nightmare to the Barbie movie? 👉👈🥺(<- has no money)
dw she'll pay for you<333
#ask#my art#barbie#i haven't watched it btw hhh xD#in fact i haven't watched ANY of the popular shows that all the people i follow keep posting about#i just can't find the motivation to xd sorry nimona/good omens/barbie/spiderman fans i am so lazy</3#that and i don't have money either >B) so i don't have Netflix AHGHG or any streaming service actually :'D#ik ik 'just pirate it' but here's the thing! i suck at pirating SO bad#my computer is on the brink of extinction- having no adblock AND knowing i can get a virus? sorry i'm too much of a dummy to risk it LMAO#but anyways i spent a stupid amount of time on a coloring i don't even like SOB#hope YOU liked it tho! and thanks again for passing by!! >:D <3333
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there's a lot of reasons to hate the way ad-based levels are now the standard starting level for streaming, but beyond just sheer blind hatred for it, it's also fucking annoying because they don't even have the diversity of actual tv ads. at least when you had regular tv channels you got like. usually a decent variety of tv ads coming your way and some local ads thrown in. with streaming services it's literally the same five fucking ads. i've seen the same ad for the same movie 40+ times because it plays at every single ad break. all this is doing is making me so homicidally irritated you're basically guaranteeing i'm never going to go to macy's or watch this stupid fucking horror movie about a pool. they're forcing us to watch ads and then they're making the ad-watching experience - already bad - even fucking worse.
#i finally gave up and decided to download criminal minds instead lmao i couldnt take it anymore#liveblogging life#im not joking about that horror movie ad it was on literally every! single! ad break!#also saw a LOT of amazon happy honda days and macy's#to the point where i now have zero interest in any of these brands. i've been so overexposed im just fucking annoyed about it#like i hate tv ads too but at least it wasn't the same fucking tv ads on every single ad break?????????#idk man i'm keeping netflix purely bc i do like having one (1) streaming option#but uh. i think i'm officially out of streaming outside of that. i already kind of was bc i only really have amazon prime & netflix#tried hulu. hate the ad experience. hate being bullied to the more expensive non-ad option. so bye hulu!#the main reason i like streaming is that i dont always know what i want to watch so i dont always have a whim thing downloaded#and it IS more effort to go and download shit if i dont already have it so it IS easier just to find it on netflix or w/e#but now with everything so spread out like... it takes just as much time to fucking find it anyway lmao#anyway the point is streaming sucks lmao
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Daddy and I watched Find Me Falling on Netflix earlier and it was sooooo good 🥺🥲🫶🏼💕✨
#the Netflix romcom writers deserve awards bro#these movies are too good lmao#find me falling#romcom#about me#personal#me n daddy#love that he gets sucked into these movies with me#cream writes
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