#Nearly MAULED

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 10

Danny groaned, blearily raising his head from the nest of blankets and pillows he had made in his apartment. He had smelled something strange.

Something strong enough to wake him from his sleep. Danny got up and stumbled to the front door, cursing his luck for getting a fever so soon into his interdimentional road trip.

Peering out of his open doorway he saw a little kid shivering in the cold, badly hidden behind two trash cans in the mouth of an alley. Danny didn't think twice. In fact he didn't think at all. It wasn't uncommon for an Omega to smell a child who didn't have the scent of another Omega on them and immediately claim that child as thier own, and seeing as his home dimension had exclusively Omegas...let's just say there's a lot of drama in family court and a lot of laws pertaining to this.

So of course the next thing Danny knows is that the kid was bundled up inside his very soft and comfy makeshift nest before Danny passed out.

For the next week Danny had this mysterious fever and he acted like a parent on autopilot, barely conscious as he instinctually cared for the little boy. He made them food and cut them up into tiny bits to feed his baby and if it was handfoods like pizza rolls or sandwich triangles, Danny would hold him in his arms and rock his back and forth, humming softly as his child ate.

Eventually his heat ended (note that omegas from his world don't have heats, they don't have alphas and so they don't even know what a heat is) and Danny was very surprised he has a child in his house. But he and the baby are very emotionally attached to one another. When Danny asked what the little kids name was (and man this kid was little) the kid stared at him in the way little kids do before muttering the world "Clone" followed by what sounded suspiciously like a serial number.

Danny decided, nah. His kid now. Sucks to be the bioparent cause Danny doesn't wanna share.

Somewhere in the city, the bats were freaking out. They had raided a lab and discovered not only had one of them been cloned, but the clone had escaped and no one knew where it was. Cue panicked parental frenzy.

[identityquest]

tf when ur little sibling has a divine mandate from god but theyre kinda weird about it :(

[lichfucker]

[image description copied from alt text: a digital painting of Hendricks from the Fetch Phillips Archives, from the hips up. he's a thin, pale elf with long, curly red hair, a mustache, and a short beard. he's wearing a low-cut off-white satin shirt, a wide black belt, and black pants, and he has small silver star-shaped earrings. his hands are in his pockets and he's rolling his eyes. the background is a solid blue, with an off-white circle behind Hendricks' head. the second image is a close-up of Hendricks' face. end id]

drawing hendricks in clothes I saw on pinterest: 2/?

[somedaytakethetime]

3 points, a clean sheet and MOTM right here, what a time to be alive ✌🏻😌

[bonebabbles]

(Jagged Peak displays confidence next to a road)

Listen. Im one of Gray Wing's biggest haters. I'm doing my part in bringing Gray Wing Hate into vogue.

But i cant stand the way this arc hates him for the wrong reasons. He was NEVER hard on his brother. His problem (if any) was being coddling, but even then, I've spoken about how the limits Gray Wing recommended were completely reasonable for the disability Jagged Peak has

(Like when he said, "no you cannot help us rescue people from a wildfire")

The only time Gray Wing was even mean to him was when Jagged Peak let a child run off into the woods alone, chasing after her "REAL" dad Tom the Wifebeater, which put the kitten on her fucking deathbed. It was the SECOND time that children had been put in danger as a result of Jagged Peak's negligence.

That ONE time that Gray Wing was "unkind" was completely deserved. Yet, they keep bringing this up as if Gray Wing had been nasty to Jagged Peak at any point. Like their shitty brother who WAS, Clear Sky.

Gray Wing's flaw as a character has been his constant enabling, obliviousness to the feelings of others, and spinelessnees-- but the narrative never sees this as a problem, so it just makes up shit that didn't happen.

[maulfucker]

bald men yuri. or something

[smokbeast]

the lion's den lewey's first encounter

[stairset]

The Ahsoka show might be great. It might suck. It might just be mid. Either way I’m glad Rebels is gonna be essential viewing (I mean more than it already is) and the normies will no longer have any excuse to blatantly ignore it just cause they assume it’s Too Kiddy because of the art style. I had to deal with people saying Solo was the first time the Imperial March was established as the Empire’s in-universe national anthem. I had to deal with people saying Fallen Order was the first time a Jedi knighting ceremony was shown in canon. I had to deal with people watching Clone Wars season 7 and thinking Ursa was the Armorer cause they didn’t take five seconds to read the end credits. I had to deal with people who didn’t watch Clone Wars OR Rebels talking about Mandalore stuff and thinking they know more than me cause they skimmed a Wookieepedia article. I had to deal with people saying the Obi-Wan show should’ve been about Maul hunting down Obi-Wan as if it wasn’t a story that had already been told 5 years prior. No more. At long last I shall be free.

[bueris]

I was wondering why my cousin was being spotty and it turns out he's been up a mountain in Kazakhstan for almost a week????? bitch come down I made cake

[famewolf]

honestly, I think I'm going to wait awhile longer to finish bg3. been working on allowing myself time and space to let my whims flow where they may, and I recognized I was getting stressed for not having finished it in a 'timely manner'

me shaking myself: it's a fucking game!! play it as much or as little as you want!!!

[thelastattempt]

is holding onto heartache that bitch? the one that’s trying to take over the overgrown twisty part of my brain? because sir, defenceless has been there a very long time and I dunno whether you two will get on

[orcelito]

Vet visit is already done. She was very scared, but she got through it! And she got vaccinated for feline leukemia, which... is a relief

Wish I'd done that for Cassy, but what's done is done.

[highlifeboat]

Max realizing, that the only person in family weaker than him is Melony 🥲

To be fair, Daniela doesn't say it like it's a bad thing. Max can still lift/hold her for a decent about of time, it's just that if she had to place him somewhere comparatively he's definitely on the weaker end. Like if he was going to get in a fight with one of the family/S/Os, she knows he could confidently beat up Mel. Maybe Bela if she was having an off day, but the second he's fighting Mia or Elena he's losing.

But I like the idea of Max overhearing this convo and being lowkey offended.

[freakova]

Ventish, Death mention //

Keep having dreams of being killed in morbid ways then had one where I caught myself sitting up to get out of bed what’s up with that

[loki-wants-an-army]

They're called no-see-ums, but I saw them. So many of them. All on my foot. I looked down and screamed, then sprinted into the ocean.

If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage

[the-weeping-dawn]

'You, I'd hazard to guess,' Ilztaun said, eating another berry, feeling the eyes on him as he continued sketching, 'are about as desperate as any of us are.' The paladin gave a small laugh, 'How do you figure?' He shrugged, the list of reasons wasn't short, and he enjoyed the just covered annoyance, still felt through however it was he was appearing here. 'I'm not the first choice of ally to a man with options.'

*and then I found a major error in the next line so even the quick bit I decided to post get cut off*