#NOT A JOKE

[serial-unaliver]

people in cars signaling me to cross the street is too much social interaction for me. just keep driving and see if I survive running across the street

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey i keep getting uncensored teen titans porn ads on tumblr. why?

[pendragon1400]

Phineas and Ferb really came along and just changed the entire concept of cartoons huh

[peepeepoopoo8008135]

maddie peer pressured me into this i am HELD AT GUNPOINT this is not a joke CALL 911

@sasharcyreal ^.^

[sophiefoster942]

#Let sophie Elizabeth Foster stab someone in book ten

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: No Time for Monkey Business

Danny’s family is gone. His parents, Jazz... 

Danny had come home to Fenton works only to find the place tossed and ransacked, the portal broken, and his family missing. Danny doesn’t know who to trust, but he needs to find his family and whoever took them. He can’t do it on his own though, He needs help. He needs a detective, and who better to help then the greatest detective in the world...

Bobo T. Chimpanzee aka Detective Chimp

For those of you unfamiliar with Detective Chimp, he is canonically the best detective in the world, better than Batman who is merely the best human detective. His skills include being able to speak to any living creature, eternal youth, hyperintelligence, incredible deductive skills, occult knowledge, and alcoholism

okay, the alcoholism isn’t a skill bit it’s wild he’s an alcoholic in canon. His entire lore is frankly wild, including Rex the Wonder Dog and the fountain of youth plus a court case that examined the implications of him being an animal owning his own business and making contracts. The ape has been in a surprising amount of team ups, from Batman, to the Shadowpact, and is in the regular rotation of Justice League Dark

He owns a magic sword called the Sword of Night, and is sassy with a sort of dry humor. Honestly kind of similar to constantine in some ways.

And Danny should play the Watson to his Sherlock. 

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

I love the smut I write but I can’t masturbate to it 😔. I’m a victim of cringe culture. Can’t do it without feeling like I’m stroking my own ego.

*ba dum tss*

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Like fine, add a fucking gimmick to our dashboards, nothing new for tumblr, but THEY PUT IT OVER THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON.

[cb-writes-stuff]

Kill me now!

[taliesinned]

official tweet from joseph biden stating that he's dropping out of the presidential race

[evilrwbyfan]

[serial-unaliver]

[bragging] my name wasn't on the official kill list made by the potential school shooter in high school. pretty much everyone else was on there

[blondeslovebbc]

fell down the stairs if anyone wants to feel bad for me

[poutycowboy]

i love funny men, hahahaiwantyourbabieshahah

[pathologicalreid]

please can anyone help me any time i open hulu on my firestick it automatically starts playing the 100th episode of criminal minds