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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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(Context) :D

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Inspo

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so i just finished modding my 2ds xl and

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sandwich Karkat + soda Dave

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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me, rambling about Metroid Other M: so yeah they tried to make her sound like a stoic badass by having her speak monotone, which works in japanese but not so well in english. but also they make her SUPER reliant on her love interest Adam for approval, only ever using certain gear when he approves and-

my boyfriend: SAMUS IS STRAIGHT????

i love my boyfriend so much, i'd marry him if i believed in that sort of thing. (and if america wasnt a dick and would take away my disability benefits.)

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Congratulations! Your Tynamo evolved into an Eelektrik!

(Bonus below!)

(The eel dog quadrupled in weight)

Link to submas masterpost!

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okay but what if this IS a sexy way for me?

and what if i think they're really COOL for doin dat?

girl you've been running through my mind all day

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wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

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Branded as 🄱 🄰 🄱 🅈 🪡🍼

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fanart of that fuckass knockoff mouthwashing mobile game

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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>:3 alright my b*tches and bros and nonbinary-hoes, listen up.

>:( after years of witnessing my town in texas get more and more radicalized, now that i'm out of the closet and that orange fuck has won and is gonna rage war against me and my kin, i'm officially OUT.

UwU thanks to my loving partner and his family, i am leaving the south for good and never looking back.

:D IF THIS POST GETS AT LEAST 1000 NOTES, I WILL:

- get a mohawk and dye it a rainbow of colors

-spend a FULL YEAR re-learning art so i can draw decently again and start making art for my community

- get a tattoo to celebrate my escape (suggestions welcome)

- buy a sewing machine and learn to customize/make my own clothes to FINALLY live up to my fashion dreams

-learn an instrument, and its okay if i dont play it well at first.

and finally

-FINISH MY GODDAMN BOOK, and get it edited and submitted to the public domain.

UwU i leave this hell for good in december 5th, so i guess call that my new years resolution if it works. this doesnt have a deadline, i just wanna START.

-u- oh, and while i'm here, lemme make a statement and ensure the only support i get are REAL based people who i'd gladly befriend and platonically kiss.

I'M AB/DL AND PROUD OF THAT DAMN IT!!!

>:( k1nkshaming is for traitors, and after both FurAffinity AND Patreon have begun banning us wholesale, i'm done hiding this.

THE CRINKLE IN MY PANTS DOESNT MAKE ME ANY LESS HUMAN DAMN IT.

UwU that last bit i wanted to say cuz it funny, heheheh. no way is seymour gonna read THAT out loud.

;3 but if he doessssssssss. :3 hope they doin well, that man is a treasure.

^u^ my friends, my Little siblings out there listening, everyone of you, i wish us all a happier future.

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Guess who got her art approved for the Sonic Expo Gallery 🔥🔥🔥

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