#NORMAL ABOUT HIM.

[carebeardean]

[moe-broey]

GOD SORRY I'M HAVING ANOTHER ALEAR FB MOMENT BECAUSE ALFONSE. ALFONSE. ALFONSE.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA. START THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION. By saying,

Okay cool cool cool. And in the MIDDLE of the conversation how are you gonna say This

Like it is Dawning on me. A slow horror seeping in. He is further clarifying like. This was a really hard thing for me to take on but I do think of you as my Friend. Okay. So we're Friends. That's fucking awesoem dude I love that for us.... like I cannot emphasize enough maybe I'm just blanking on Early dialogues but like. This REALLY feels like the first time he's acknowledging and solidifying the player As His Friend (which is A HUGE DEAL. TO HIM. VERY IMPORTANT. PLEASE TREAT CAREFULLY.)

Hhhow are you. Gonna. End the conversation with This.

HEY. ALFONSE. QUICK QUESTION. IF. IF THIS IS IN FACT THE FIRST INSTAMCE OF YOU ACKNOWLEDGING THE FRIENDSHIP. HHHOWWW ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING CALL ME THAT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ INSANE FUCKING THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE YOU "JUSY BECAME" FRIENDS WITH??????????????? OBVIOUSLY. We've been here For A While. At least a little while. Certainly not a long while. But oh my god I am now thinking about the timeline for this. When does he fucking say this to the Summoner. Obviously whenever the player gets his 5 star 40 convo. Which is. Whenever. But oh my fucking god my comparison to Alear in tbe start what if this was all in like two weeks. ALFONSE. ALFONSE. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS -- aaaand he's gone. FUCK

[gwifirusu]

i know that theoretically robots can't have eyebags BUT optimus does. which optimus? all of them. that man does NOT sleep and it's a multiversal rule

i just want to let u know that ur so right. his eyebags are so severe they're etched into his faceplates. he's so withered it's carved into his spark. he hasn't had a good night's rest since the war started and every day he wakes up and tells himself "i just have to get everyone through the next battle" and he's been hanging onto that thought for 2 million years

[birdieselfships]

i had a dream about him... finally my brain gives me a little treat

[discipulusmaleficus]

while I'm at it here's an obnoxious number of bullshit out of context (mostly) kal sketches that never got posted and will never be polished.

ft. scxrytales and needleandstory -_-

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate double black battle scene

[nickydraws]

Yeah, I'm normal about him

[nalonzooo]

suguru 🖤🖤🖤

[korrioak]

Portrait

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of bg3 sketches I've been nibbling at over the month. teehee

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Into the pit? More like into the daddy issues

[driftsart]

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

[theerurishipper]

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