#NOPE NOPE NOPE

[heretherebedork]

Do they make perfume in Thailand with gasoline? Or... lighter fluid? This doesn't make any sense otherwise. Really? He commited suicide by igniting perfume with his cigarette in such a way that caused an explosion? And... no one questions this logic?

[victusinveritas]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(Context: we just killed a noblewoman and lit her manor on fire) 

Barbarian: I want to piss in the fire! Do I need to roll to piss? 

DM: No— 

Barbarian: piss saving throw 

DM: Okay fine, roll to piss 

Barbarian: 18! 

DM: It’s the best piss of your life. You walk out of the manor in slow-mo like a cool movie moment, and you’re— 

Cleric: Put that away!

[equusmaniac]

A little cutie! I tried something new with this one.

[drrav3nb]

SUMMERTIME (1955) (dir. David Lean)

I was thinking of the first evening I came here. First time I saw you, you were wearing that yellow tie. I don't want to forget any of it. Not a single moment. I don't think I ever shall.

[chekovs-merkin]

okay, having watched the thing, I don’t think it actually “canonises” Spirk, not any more than any other time they held hands or any of the big scenes from the movies. in fact, I think this is rather more a passion-project/“elevated” fanwork from Shatner, Rod Rodenberry, and the Nimoy estate, than actual canon. That, and all my reservations about the whole cgi/deepfake “de-aging” aside,

I really like this thing, in all it’s cringey, kinda bad, earnest glory.

This felt like the “real” Kirk, a kind of hero that just doesn’t have the space to be (re)created in our present collective consciousness, who likes walking among nature and smelling pretty flowers and watching the sunset with his soulmate (platonic or romantic or both or whatever). It’s a little bit misguided, a little bit controversial, but it has heart, which I feel is also how Kirk has always been able to reflect Shatner at his best. I also like the ambiguity of how exactly it was that they were reunited. That’s best left to interpretation I think.

And I guess I’m glad that there’s a version of them that were together at the end and is a little closer to the mainstream than my favourite fics on ao3.

[r0-boat]

Ew ew ew

If you were under the age of 18 and you are liking whb content. Kindly and respectfully get the fuck out.

You have obey me and twisted wonderland.

Like this game is a porn game, you have no business being there! And anypne who write or draws artwork in the community I encourage you to check your followers just in case there's some people under the age that are following you. Don't say anything to these minors just block them. They should not be interacting with the fandom.

Thank you.

-an adult

[arewedoneyet]

via moonletss @ twitter | 20042024

[brightlotusmoon]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Party Member after given a book in her mind that can tell anything about a kind of magic: “I’m gonna ask it for fried chicken recipes” 

the book promptly closed.

Another player gets the same thing: “im gonna ask it for hot singles in my area” 

the book slams shut.

[icespur]

Akechi: *visiting the Phantom Thieves at the hideout* Hello, I just came to-

Akechi: *sees Makoto shoving Ryuji into the washing machine while Futaba records and Akiren watches*

Akechi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

[ni0x]

Seeing all of the dc art ask blogs and quietly telling myself i can’t make one. I don’t even post enough on my normal rp blogs. AaaaaaAAaAaa

[wikitpowers]

i'm thinking about thule!kit...

there are so many different ways he could've turned out to be like what version of himself is he currently? i'm desperate to know where he's at!!! i need to know, like is he good or bad? did he fall into the deep end and become evil? or maybe he's still just a sweet little sunshine boy?

sorry but IMAGINE if rosemary and johnny are alive in thule and they are a happy family who love their son so badly and would literally protect him with their lives (yes, i'm stealing this one from tessa)

and maybe johnny is a great father in thule bc he never lost rosemary... and kit knows he is loved and important to someone :(

and if our world!kit meets them... THEN WHAT?! he would literally be looking at what he could have had but doesn't :( i think a part of him would truly break inside :(

[puppycheesecake]

where do you get all your paywalled cc? 😭

Mostly Dollhouse Mafia, sometimes Kemono. @blackmagictrait has a list of resources here that's very helpful. (Hope she's doing alright! :c )

If you need help navigating any of them, just let me know! They're all pretty easy to use once you get used to them.

[the-overanalyzer]

There's no feeling of betrayal quite like opening up a fic with an interesting premise only to see that they wrote Jason in a phonetic accent.