#NO cooking here
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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Thunder, by Imagine Dragons
worst song of the 2010s
high hopes by panic at the disco
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so you're telling me
#hate it here!!!#my mind AHHHHHHHHH IN PAIN#anyway#chat yall think he can cook?#my fart#fnaf shitpost#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#fnaf glamrock chica#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#nobara kugisaki#nanami kento#choso kamo#junpei yoshino#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#this idea started as a 2 part series . then my braincells decided to spark and supplied 7 PAGES#'did you sleep hina' no#ws looking up mentally stable things like 'who has died in jjk' smh i love my hyperfixation media im sooooo glad so many ppl r DEAD#i *could* have included more ppl but i think this is a good crew. this is a yuuji emotional support crew#also Was gna include his grandpa final panel but i Did Not Want To#he is implied through th dialogue#side note i donot like how i cn see this scenario playing out . ..yuuji this isnt ur stop u r monopoly voice Just Visiting ok >:(#anyway I broke my own heart with this and ik i hyped it up a lot but i hope that its not just me...#hope i did not hype it up fr nothing and no one else finds it devastating :((((( that would b humbling in the worst way#pls ...join the happy party train.......i hate it here i suffered pls :<<<<#also !!!! colours in this !! i cooked i fear . adding th first bit of warm hitting yuuji's face after th first 2 panels....#ive never had that kind of experience while drawing before it was wild . painful ! but wild.#the whole transition from p 2->3 might b the most emotionally moving piece ive ever made to me#not 2 sing my own praises tho i will shut up ! i wil. nap
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new tweel cards in august iam so cooked
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#twst yuu#twst grim#jade leech#floyd leech#i was cooked starting tapis rouge i still havent recovered ueuudueuudu#back to back faves then these bitches show up on god#ive been waiting for mer cards since forever#also cant wait to see octozuzu in their story fufufufufufuu#theres tons of octozuzu thoughts up in here but i shant babble anymore#sigh might skip bday ortho .... or not#M A N#then sept is prolly fellow GAH im so cooked- im pulverized
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The camp cook 👨🍳
#Ive wanted to make Gale stickers for a while#For some reason him being the camp cook is what scratched my brain#There’s another one too… but that one is more pinup so I’m not posting it here KJDBKJASDBJKDASAD#Hopefully in the coming weeks I can order them#Gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale bg3#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#my art#chibi#cute#Tara#tara the tressym
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so you know how Ford has a moth collection?
#bill cipher#gravity falls#billford#pin needles#fan art#the book of bill#tbob#god my brain is cooked i never thought id be drawing fanart of this freak but here we are#finally building up the courage to post on this blog again after a year lol
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This is also a bit of a culture query, cos these are all in my house so I genuinely cook with these all (except chicken salt, that's been in my cupboard for ages)
But I'm not from the USA and most people here are, so I wonder if that's similar! Maybe your cupboard is identical to mine. Maybe we use the same stuff but call it something else. Maybe USA has a different relationship with pre mix spices and you use none of it. Maybe you've never heard of pre mix spices. I dunno. That's why I'm asking!
I use plain herbs and spices as well. Especially when making a complex meal I'll do it myself. But I use pre mixes other times, so I'm voting. Voting for a pre mix doesn't mean you don't also use paprika! If you genuinely have no pre mixes in the kitchen tho, then hell yeah, tell me!
Also, I know I haven't listed everything in the world. One, that's impossible. Two, this is a bit of a culture thing so I just checked my kitchen and used those. This selection is representative of me only
(you don't have to be from the USA to vote, obvs, we just all know that's how the results will end up. Please tell me about your spice mixes in other countries!!)
Morrison spice blend: Pepper, tumeric, ginger, cardamom, parsley, salt
Chinese five spice: Star anise, cinnamon, clove, fennel, Sichuan pepper
Chicken salt: Salt, chicken stock, garlic, paprika, pepper, onion, celery
Gluhwein gewurz: Orange peel, cinnamon, lemon peel, star anise, hibiscus, clove
Chimichurri: parsley, garlic, oregano, vinegar, chilli, salt, pepper
Za'atar: thyme, cumin, coriander, sesame seeds, sumac, salt, chilli
Garam masala: coriander, cumin, cardamom, cloves, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg
#food mention#poll#polls#spices#cooking#my gut instinct says I'm going to be told about some seasonal pumpkin spice blend for the next week#but we don't have that here so I'm not preempting and it's not going on the poll#that a regional thing! that's not in Australia! I'm standing my ground#and hey maybe I'll be wrong#if you're interested i use zaatar more than anything else#it's gentle#goes well in breakfast food when I'm cooking lazy
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Another cooking event, yippee !!
I love Jamil just outright refusing to eat the food and then you have Kalim suffering in silence and eating because he's too nice
#Twisted wonderland#culinary crucible#leona kingscholar#twst leona#epel felmier#twst epel#jamil viper#twst jamil#twst grim#kalim al asim#twst kalim#kalim getting sick because of that one time jamil couldn't check the food#also grim just being here and eating it all whatever the quality#who let a feline cook with milk and cream involved in the recipes#grim and leona getting a tummy ache afterwards because lactose + cat = mostly no no#though panna cotta is such a good dessert#twst shitpost
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#first tadc post here heaaayyy#I'll have some art out soon dont worry im cooking#scheduled post#the amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#tadc caine#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#gooseworx#shitpost
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"For what it's worth, I was telling the truth when I said I enjoyed working with you"
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#chat am i cooking?#god damn stupid ass jump for the beef video THEY GOT ME#theres a block underneath seawatt hes not floating just work with me here#parkour civilization#evbo#seawatt#minecraft#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#my artwork#fan art#pkciv#mcyt#minecraft youtube#my art
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cooking up some katsudon with shinjiro \o/
#persona 3#p3re#makoto yuki#shinjiro aragaki#my art#forgot to post this here#anyway#this game having cooking and gardening to pass the time made me so happy#shinjiro being a cooking guy made me so happy
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#be gentle with the site…let it cook especially if you’ve been on here for along time#if it takes too long you can always restart it#saw a poll about tumblr fame where the metric was follower count but since follower count is private the real metric we use on here is#how much interaction do your original posts receive#anyway! have at it!#also if you wanted to take the final Total Notes number and divide it by Posts Counted for your Avg Notes Per Post I would appreciate that#like when I divide my Total Notes by my Posts Counted I average 644 notes per original post allegedly
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my part of the roleswapverse collab with @isjasz [other part here]
#ten million spin moves forever#hgcz roleswapverse#RSV SWEEEEEEEP#jas actually cooked so hard here you guys. i saw the outfits and shrimply went crazy#thellos art corner#hermitshipping#gempearl#pearlgem#pearlescentmoon fanart#geminitay fanart#hgcz rsv#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt#hermitcraft fanart#< technically#its like. 4 stages removed from hermitcraft but oh well
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Alright whatever you say Mr. Jamil "I'm Normal" Viper
(Full text transcription: God it looks so cute on her I think she should transfer to Scarabia permanently but I know that won't happen I hate this damn school)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#twst oc#twst yuu#oc#shiokawa mayu#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#me realizing i never really made her try on the other dorm uniforms so#heres scarabia first#bros so normal about it#its okay jamil#you can just you know#kidnap her a second time or something (im kidding)#i should be studying for exams but... i cannot resist the beckon of my tablet....#(im cooked)
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Talia introduced Damian to Bruce as "their second child", and now Bruce is mentally panicking because there's another one, somewhere, when this unspoken first child is Jason.
#bruce wayne#jason todd#talia al ghul#damian wayne#batman#red hood#robin#dc comics#I'm cooking over here#my ramblings#No Talia and Jason didn’t fuck she literally raised him when he was an unstable teenager#she literally raised him because she wanted to play family with Bruce#she's a fucked up mom but she wants the best for her babies
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