#NO CAUSE LISTEN
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Something about the Jason’s favourite spots being rooftops overlooking Gotham because of a combination of him being scared of confinement and small spaces and being in a body that feels too big and wrong for him (it would be to anyone who wakes up as a 6 foot+ shit brick house when they last thing they remember is being a gangly 15 year old who hasn’t had their growth spurt yet). Like almost every room feels suffocating but being on a rooftop overlooking Gotham will never fail to make him feel small and it’s one of the few things that remained constant in the roller coaster that is his life
#batman#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc robin#jason todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#red hood#no cause listen#Jason living in a disproportionately big house for one person and huge windows cause he never wants to be in a dark confined space again#him taking years to adjust to his new body that doesn’t quite feel like his#the random bumps and bruises he gets from hitting against things when the body disphoria gets especially bad#cause he forgets to account for the sheer size of his body#the only other place he can still fit in other than the rooftops of Gotham is in Bruce’s arms#cause no matter how big he gets he’ll always fit in them#sighs
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"Omg Obey Me! Nightbringer is gonna be full of so much angst!!"
Obey Me! Nightbringer:
#its a goddamn comedy#here I was thinking we were gonna have super angst with Satan's wrath#and its just him throwing a tantrum while his single mom is tryna feed him breakfast#no cause listen#this is exactly how its like to feed a toddler#obey me x reader#obey me#obey me!#obey me crack#om nightbringer#nightbringer mc#obey me nightbringer#obey me funny#swd obey me#obey me shall we date#om lucifer#om satan#obey me lucifer#satan obey me#lucifer obey me#obey me memes#shall we date obey me#omswd#💙hope's talking...
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You, me, @soleilonthesun & @refrigeratedboombursts when @melodiclune ain't home :3
No cause I'd be the one on the right in the first pic (orange if Tumblr messes this up 💀), and the one in tears in the second
#no cause listen#i may cause chaos but i'll simultaneously be panicking and crying inside like “what am i doing i don't know what i'm doing” sorta shit#quivering anxious ball of chaos: ish#sorta thing#BUT I DON'T MIND CYCLING THO :D#asks: nami!#mutuals#familia nami#you have no idea how happy it makes me to be talking to ya again#girlfriend fc
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I've never made myself blush
So fast
As when I imagine you
Calling me darling
#i am unwell about this#good morning tumblr im gay#sapphic#lesbian#notes to p♡#no cause listen#guys#theyre literally a cowboy??#a cowboy#and then#so you take a cowboy right#and then they call you darling#and its a cowboy and#you see where this is going im sure
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Casting Chucklefuck with my Cajun Beam so he can finally live the beautiful life he was meant to live
chilchito in da Powwow + Mardi Gras fits
#No cause listen#Saying this as a bitch who grew up in a native cajun family#He’d fit right in I just know he would#Its where he truly belongs
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Five minutes before god games:
#epic the wisdom saga#epic the musical#personal opinion on why everyone participated:#Apollo#<- forced to be there stuck around cause he wanted to listen to listen to everyone sing#Hephaestus#<- forced to be there and only participated so he could get back to work#Aphrodite#<- only did it cause ares was also there#Ares#<- Hera told him to do it#Hera#<- Zeus is her husband so-
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when a song has a callback to earlier songs on the same album or even songs from a previous album. that’s the good shit right there
#marianas trench#haven#<- im sure other bands do this they’re just at the top of my head cause I just finished listening to the new album#it’s v good#music
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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
#sketching my blorbo to prevent going insane haha#my friend has presented me with some epic the musical songs#that are very VERY jason coded#going insane actually#go give ruthlessness a listen i beg you#you mean to tell me that 'Cause you fight to save lives#but won't kill and don't get the job done#I mean#you totally could have avoided all this had you just killed [my son]#are you meaning to tell me thats not THEMS#change 'my son' for the joker the fucking clown whatever u get it#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#digital art#dc fanart#art#sketch#fanart#artists on tumblr
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ok hear me out—
(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)
#click for quality cause mobile is stupid#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#dogday#spoilers#LISTEN HES CUTE AND HE GOT A CRIMINALLY SMALL AMOUNT OF SCREENTIME#i think he deserves to be loved and taken care of and i will give him a y/n to achieve that#this isnt my usual fare but ch 3 messed me up man#sunnyangel
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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#listen guys#I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad#so it does things they assume are dad activities#like they don’t really know but are guessing#so like cooking being stern idk building a car#I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human#ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking#so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza#Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA
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starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option
the third option:
he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen
#im love him#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#elim garak#how many casualties would he cause along the way? listen I mean. do you want him to solve the problem or not
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hm
#hom3stuck#homestuck#john egbert#jade harley#dirk strider#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#lil hal#autoresponder#inspired sketches because i went thru a bunch of artblogs and wanted to be dynamic and artsy too#also love to listen to songs and then try my best to draw something for the duration of it. this isnt quite one of those times but#hey the names matched up nicely#idk man. tonight is a sad about dirk strider day turned into sad about dirk strider night. davekats to make it go down easier#anyways ever think about how a captcha of 13 year old dirk doesnt want to die but the 16 year old version does.#cause i do . plenty.#these seem like sketches ripe to do something with but i dont feel like touching them more so. black and white up they go
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do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.
athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!
athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!
apollo: athen-
poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?
apollo: poseid-
athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!
poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?
apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-
athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.
poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!
athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.
apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!
poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok
#apollo is done with the both of them#hermes was the one who filled athena in on what went down after god games#but to cause chaos he was also the one who transported poseidon to apollos infirmary#listen he loves drama#also ares somewhere on olympus sneezes when poseidon bring up the divine rage ody#because i believe he totally lent ody his power to kick his uncles butt#his sister couldn't help him so he did#she did also promise him bloodshed#even if it means it was his uncle‘s#just you wait until ody reaches the suitors ares#you'll be kicking your legs and giggling in happiness#athena epic#poseidon epic#apollo epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic the musical spoilers#epic the vengeance saga#epic the musical#crack
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He has arriiiived. I think i got almost everyones suggestions.... oh and wretched is there too
#i got these done in one sitting 💪#my 4 day headache eased off too so i got to listen to my favorite screamy music while drawing him#i also added my own personal hcs from how i usually draw canon jax too#top scarssss#and a tail#this new brush for the linework is a godsend i love it#tried my best to render using only black and white to stick with the whole old cartoon look. was a challenge but fun#his whole aesthetic is very batim /pos#wretched jax makes an appearance because i havent drawn him in a while and i think theyd (kinda) get along#more like cause mass destruction together but hey#thats fun right /j#my art#tadc#the amazing digital circus#carnival jax#the amazing digital carnival#the wretched digital circus au#jax#tadc jax#wretched!jax#tadc horror au#for you#fyp
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And you smell like How angels oughta smell
#my art#x men#gambit#rogue#remy lebeau#rogue x gambit#marvel#xmen#romy#listened to hold my hand by new found glory non stop cause of them#their song now!!!
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He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
#I'M LOSING MY MIND THAT WAS 40 MINUTES OF THE FUCKING EPISODE#dndads#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#tony collette#Mack and I were listening to this one together and we have been losing our minds since#I won't be on tumblr much today but I'll have to scroll through later cause WHAT#To be clear: perfect episode#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3 ep. 6#Also idk if I'll make a separate post about it or not but I actually LOVE that he and Kelsey have some weird history#I'm glad we got a more personal interaction between them at the end there#ALSO DR. MANN YESSSSSSSS#okay that's it for now I've been ug weirdly dizzy a lot this week need to lie down aha#I'm gonna cry why is his backstory an old spice commercial
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