#NEOW

[gothghostiie]

I don’t know if you’ve seen this type of video on, like, Instagram or something

but the trend of your significant other faking you out with a kiss to grab/eat your food, only for you to open their mouth, steal it back, and eat it? I feel like Johnny would like that way too much. like, you’re comfortable enough to just eat something that he put in his mouth? grabbed it out no less like he’s a dog that got into something he wasn’t supposed to have?

I’m just saying (also, the mental image is funny to me)

oh mach- don't put your brain worms into my brain!!!!

he definitely saw that and knew he just had to try it!! he just had to see your reaction, to see you look shocked and pout while he chows down half your cereal bar but nonononono. no. he pulls that shit on you and grins mischievously, looking back at your shocked expression and wiggling his eyebrows at you - but before he can even start chewing you're already going at him, one hand on his strong jaw, prying it open, while the other hand is forcing itself into his mouth. he's in absolutely shock, trying to fight back whilee not biting your fingers off. he's so caught off guard when your fingers push past his teeth and grab the food, stuffing it in your mouth as you keep laughing, without a second thought.

but god, he's having second thoughts about it. something about marrying you on the spot, something about you just prying his jaw open like he's seen you do with your dogs, and you just.. eating it. straight from his mouth. he's not sure he ever wanted to kiss anyone this much.

I can guarantee you two things: he's hard as a rock and he'll watch the video back later to get off.

[velveteen-vampire]

clink clink

[theboyisbckly]

i’m looking but idk about respectfully…

[sil-te-plait-tue-moi]

My heart is a bloodhound!

[larz-barz]

oki so lately i’ve been feeling rlly stressed and stuff when it comes to drawing

like, basically it’s felt like a chore? idk if that’s the right word or not but- basically i think i’m going to stop taking drawing requests

lemme just describe my feelings to y’all rq-

i love to draw, but lately i’ve been less and less focused on drawing what i wanna draw and more focused on i think y’all would like

and if i feel like something just- fails in some way, i get all upset about it (like the eye drawing i did, still not a big fan of it btw-)

i just wanted to let y’all know that none of y’all have ever contributed to these feelings (that ik of- but i srsly doubt it)

this is all me and my anxiety and perfectionism

it’s me getting scared of having my head bitten off because smth wasn’t of my usual standards or of my usual quality

anyways- enough ranting, i love each and every one of you so so much

ima prob take a mini break tmr and maybe another bigger one at some other point this coming week (i don’t wanna do it wednesday since that’s my first day of school and i’ll need yalls moral support)

also, anon, i don’t think i’ll do your request since it’s not one of my fandoms, i’m rlly sorry🫂🫂🫂💖💖💖

i just wanted to thank y’all for being so supportive and sweet to me ever since i joined tumblr

this is definitely one of the hardest decisions i’ve had to make in regards to my tumblr, but i do think this will help my mental health

i will still take suggestions from ppl in my community, but no more art requests

i’m sorry this post is so long omg- ;-;

aaaaaa i love y’alllll

ima tag the whole tag list in this cause this is rlly important imo:)

(also rq reminder that this is only for drawing requests, i’m still gonna take fic requests when i turn them back on:3)

tagging: @hotelcaliforniaenbydancer @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @rosalinastan1 @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira @pinkwisteria @kimetsu-chan @shycroissanti @slayfics @night-mince10000000000000000001 @zenitsustherapist @frostburn-shoto @floofgryph @aceofstars0 @pulim-v @muichirolover14 @muichirosboba @kiyokatokito

[ghosttb0y]

Cat Beanie! 💙💚

[thechibilitwick]

catzui reveal

catzui....... his greed sickens me....

[bottleofglitter]

homelander is so evil i need to fuck him

[fixmeow]

I don’t know what’s wrong with him :c

[customboytoyz]

You've ruined me, now I'm addicted to nicotine and I'm writing Fight Club fanfic where Marla Singer turns into Tyler Durden

YOU NEED TO GOVE THAT TO ME NOW

[nomeniko]

do you think as a child shidou drank pool water. actually on the topic of pools i feel like he'd like swimming for some reason or like going to pools or waterparks during the summer. would kazui not maybe if he has cat tendencies and does not like getting wet... i need your input we need to come to a conclusion together this is super super important man i'm talking mad fucking important

bursts thru the door. im back frm the trenches

i think shd as a child is an incomprehensible concept. that guy spawned in one day and no one batted an eye..... its funny thinking that he did that tho glgulguglgugu cough cough

swimmer shd feels right vibe wise but shd who gets sunburnt after a single second in the sun is also right hrmmrmrmmmmmm............ guy who is slathered in sunscreen and or never without a fuckass wetsuit on

hgngghghghghhg idk kzi i feel like both ways work cat tendency kzi is so good but so is him drenched oijghghghghghhghg this is the sort of convo we shld be having in real time this sucks so bad

[dawnofiight]

Sweetheart serenades Milo with "My Love Mine All Mine"

[dustcrumbs]

There should be a Horrordust au where they meet just like

“Wake up. I just murdered yer entire family.”

“…I…live alone?”

“Wh- then who are these people in yer house?”

“There’s people in my house??”

“WELL NOT ANYMORE. DUMB BITCH.”

DUDE THAT'D BE SUCH A GOOFY WAY OF MEETING GELP

How is Horror even supposed to react??

"Thanks for protecting my life.. accidentally?"

Like he's just gonna lay in his bed and stare at a funky ass man who saved his life while trying to ruin it? Crazy ngl 😒

[carcasscounty]

Don't ask questions

Just give me a random Scp doctor/staff member

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday May 23.

Cars.

Broooooooom... vroooooooooooooooooooooom. Surely there is no simple pleasure as simple, or indeed as pleasurable, as making #car sounds. It's truly a pastime for all ages; one to be enjoyed by those of five years as much as fifty. Why not give it a go? Neeeeoow! Broooom, broooooooooooooooooooom. Vrooooooooooooooooom! Grrrrrrrrrrr, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Your vehicle may even go, Nknknkmknk chkchkchkchkchk, but if it does, we consider it our public duty to inform you that you probably want to get it looked at. That does not sound(/read?) good. 

We like cars, as you can probably tell. Then again, so do you folks it seems: the #cars dashboard fandom community is commemorating this beloved, environmentally problematic mode of transport with a sparkling array of images, vintage posters, and posts. 

[dulcento]

i’m too in love with him