#My txt

[rforshort]

the bulge in your pants to bulge in my throat pipeline

[brzatto]

the original got deleted but i finally managed to find a screenshot of the tweet that’s been living in my mind since july of last year

[killrisma]

Me and my homophobic grandma watched “Rogue” the other day and she shipped Rogue and the Doctor. Glad to know that the chemistry between Ncuti Gatwa and Jonathan Groff was so powerful that it could cure someone of homophobia.

[gaydinobot]

never show the pc bros your dusty ass pc that hasnt been opened in 10 years they will roast her to the moon and back

[teddys-draft]

A love language ✨

[w1ckedgal]

Obsessed with all the new Barbie posters because they all like "This Barbie is a medical doctor and that Barbie has a nobel prize and this other Barbie literally saved the world" and meanwhile the Kens are there just looking pretty I guess.

[cruel-intenti0ns]

I want someone to get lost in a bookstore with. Someone to stay up late telling all my secrets. To go to the supermarket with and kiss in the isles. Someone who won’t give up when things get grey. Someone who craves me as hard as I crave them. Just two souls lucky enough to exist in the same moment.

[asteralley]

if anyone is confused about what's happening in the detco fandom.

[boo-tiful-bladders]

My favorite piss trope is when the character is just lazy.

1. Pissing off the side of the bed because they're too sleepy

2. Squatting over the laundry because it's going to get washed anyway

3. Peeing into the couch cushions because the bathroom is too far away

[liesandnights]

People leave you out in the cold and get mad when you learn how to get warm by yourself.

[killrisma]

yes 90 minutes, so sad, but also! FUCK YEAH HES GONE!!!

[gaymunsonn]

[choco-bite]

I know a spot [ makes out with you in library for six hours ]

[gaydinobot]

[w1ckedgal]

[teddys-draft]