#piss on me

[boo-tiful-bladders]

My favorite piss trope is when the character is just lazy.

1. Pissing off the side of the bed because they're too sleepy

2. Squatting over the laundry because it's going to get washed anyway

3. Peeing into the couch cushions because the bathroom is too far away

[hypnowoof]

me to them: im normal :)

my thoughts: i just want to mention to them that i really have to go pee and they say just wait, you can hold it and then i try to hold it but they start teasing my lil dick and then i beg them to let me go and they tell me to wait or ill be punished and then they fuck my tight hole while my bladder is full and i cant hold it anymore so i wet all over them and they degrade me for being a bad messy puppy and as a punishment they piss on or inside of me

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Omo concept:

Carrying a tray of drinks with a full bladder. You can see all of the drinks flowing and the ice crackling. Your bladder can hardly take it.

If you spill the tray, your bladder will spill as well.

[hypnowoof]

underrated t4t moment is when you sit on the toilet while they stand in front of it and piss together

[ausetkmt]

Chappelle's Show - R. Kelly's trial

I wouldn’t have remembered how funny this was if I didn’t see it again. Damn Dave.. 

Everything he says in on point. ain’t no way that you can murder a person and not go to jail unless you.. well got that QI.  He’s right. They can do all kinda things today to make evidence and create tapes. Prolly Like You, I am not sure who was peein on that woman in court, and clearly she wasn’t either.  This is absolutely how they play Black Defendants.

and yeah Fuck You Arra Kells

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Punching a subs full bladder will instantly get you the sound of splatters on the floor

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[glumlord]

I brought alyx back me ! She should golanga my golungas!!! Not!Gordon's!!!

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Giving a handjob to a sub with a full bladder and balls full of cum.

But their cockring is so tight that bringing them over the edge won't let them have their release. They're squirming for two reasons now.

"Mommy, I have to use the bathroom. Do you want to help?"

Of course I do, so I lead them to the bathroom and take their cock into my hand to aim their stream.

My sub moans and shakes as piss and cum dribble out at the same time.

[mevil]

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[neurovarious]

[benjingle]

Whatever this is

[spitblaze]

considering how many transmascs were legitimately way angrier BEFORE starting T and have since calmed down significantly have we perhaps considered that maybe the reason so many cis dudes are angry and aggressive isn't because of testosterone but maybe. like. personal issues. unmet needs. a social climate that teaches them that there are only like three acceptable emotional outlets for men max and one of them is being angry and shouting