#piss on me

[sinnerdaughter]

I want a big brother to call me kiddo while he holds me by the hair and pisses on my tongue 🥺

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Pissing during anal is top tier

[cherrylippedprincess]

I’m craving the absolute most disgusting aggressive animalistic fucked up sex ever right now…

[sweetforpain]

That pic with your tongue out that you posted in your response to the one guy about his opinion on what girls are is honestly a perfect mix of cute and sexy

Thanksss ☺️ my hairs wet cuz I pissed on myself 🤭

[lostinwonderland713]

I wanna be put on a leash make me walk on all fours and hump the floor until I cum and then make me lick my cum up while your friend fucks me doggy style until I cum again and you make me suck you off until you piss in my mouth and your friend degrades me "oh what a fucking piss slut" "slutty little piss puppy" and the two of fuck me until I piss myself

[boo-tiful-bladders]

My favorite piss trope is when the character is just lazy.

1. Pissing off the side of the bed because they're too sleepy

2. Squatting over the laundry because it's going to get washed anyway

3. Peeing into the couch cushions because the bathroom is too far away

[glumlord]

I brought alyx back me ! She should golanga my golungas!!! Not!Gordon's!!!

[ausetkmt]

Chappelle's Show - R. Kelly's trial

I wouldn’t have remembered how funny this was if I didn’t see it again. Damn Dave.. 

Everything he says in on point. ain’t no way that you can murder a person and not go to jail unless you.. well got that QI.  He’s right. They can do all kinda things today to make evidence and create tapes. Prolly Like You, I am not sure who was peein on that woman in court, and clearly she wasn’t either.  This is absolutely how they play Black Defendants.

and yeah Fuck You Arra Kells

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Pissing in her hair because I'm mean

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Punching a subs full bladder will instantly get you the sound of splatters on the floor

[swagvo1d]

you will not replace me