#piss on me

[sinnerdaughter]

I want a big brother to call me kiddo while he holds me by the hair and pisses on my tongue 🥺

[boo-tiful-bladders]

My favorite piss trope is when the character is just lazy.

1. Pissing off the side of the bed because they're too sleepy

2. Squatting over the laundry because it's going to get washed anyway

3. Peeing into the couch cushions because the bathroom is too far away

[sweetforpain]

That pic with your tongue out that you posted in your response to the one guy about his opinion on what girls are is honestly a perfect mix of cute and sexy

Thanksss ☺️ my hairs wet cuz I pissed on myself 🤭

[lostinwonderland713]

I wanna be put on a leash make me walk on all fours and hump the floor until I cum and then make me lick my cum up while your friend fucks me doggy style until I cum again and you make me suck you off until you piss in my mouth and your friend degrades me "oh what a fucking piss slut" "slutty little piss puppy" and the two of fuck me until I piss myself

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Punching a subs full bladder will instantly get you the sound of splatters on the floor

[glumlord]

I brought alyx back me ! She should golanga my golungas!!! Not!Gordon's!!!

[ausetkmt]

Chappelle's Show - R. Kelly's trial

I wouldn’t have remembered how funny this was if I didn’t see it again. Damn Dave.. 

Everything he says in on point. ain’t no way that you can murder a person and not go to jail unless you.. well got that QI.  He’s right. They can do all kinda things today to make evidence and create tapes. Prolly Like You, I am not sure who was peein on that woman in court, and clearly she wasn’t either.  This is absolutely how they play Black Defendants.

and yeah Fuck You Arra Kells

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Omo concept:

Carrying a tray of drinks with a full bladder. You can see all of the drinks flowing and the ice crackling. Your bladder can hardly take it.

If you spill the tray, your bladder will spill as well.

[habken]

People don’t understand the concept of liking two characters’ relationship in multiple contexts. They can be lovers in one setting and just friends in another, their dynamic doesn’t have to be consistent in every piece of art I make.

[boo-tiful-bladders]

Pissing during anal is top tier

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[milkcryptid]

do people have no shame anymore?

[pinkponygrl]

so when trump takes office on monday and “saves tiktok” with a 90 day extension on the tiktok ban decision, then during that period mark zuckerberg “suddenly” decided to buy tiktok and have meta absorb it, then what.

trump created this problem when he introduced the tiktok ban in his first term and he’s going to take credit for “solving” it now. the tiktok ceo made a video thanking trump for “understanding the app” then the error message says we are grateful to trump for working with us on this ?? AND he’s invited to sit front row at the inauguration??? oh also new facebook/tiktok integrations popping up today ???

trump’s dick is in the tiktok ceo’s mouth the deal is already done