#My food opinions

[feetfingers]

Foods I bought today:

Waffles - It was pretty tasty, I was a little scared to try it, because it paired APPLES and CHOCOLATE together. That seems like an AWFUL pairing to me. But my sister and her schoolmates made the waffles (event thing at school, students are selling food), so I bought it to support them. It tasted pretty good actually, the apples tasted normal, just sweeter. And the waffles were really good and soft. Best thing I ate today.

Carbonara - Honestly one of the worst things I've eaten today, especially for the price. It didn't even taste like carbonara, it tasted like canned tuna. Also the "sauce" was so watery, it was more like soup. The "carbonara" was more like noodles in canned tuna soup. Didn't like it. Shouldve both of something else.

Mango icecream - I thought I was buying a mango shake, so it's my fault I didn't get what I wanted. Shouldve read the menu better, and I was too shy to say I wanted to take back the order. It tasted NOTHING like mangoes, which is to be expected. The icecream was ORANGE!!! Mangoes are usually yellow. It really sucks that it didn't taste like mangoes, I was craving mangoes, so I decided to buy a mango shake thinking it'd have actual mangoes inside. Was disappointed when it was "mango flavored" icecream instead (if tastes NOTHING like mangoes)

Fruit salad ice candy - I bought the icecream and carbonara thinking I was supporting my schoolmates. There is an event in my school, so I assumed all the food stalls were from students. Nope. The icecream and carbonara were from outsiders, so I didn't support fellow students 😭 I did find this stall run by students, and bought icecandy from them. It also tasted bad, which sucks :( Very bland, not sweet, but that was fine, I like ice, but the texture was too awful. It had frozen fruits inside, and I hated its texture, and the taste was not worth the texture, so I couldn't finish it (sorry students!)

I was sad and disappointed because I spent money on food I didn't even enjoy (except the waffles, those were good) so after the ice candy disappointment, I bought myself my favorite icecream 👍 Tasted like it usually does. Which is nice.

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[buggachat]

does anyone else form their headcanons of marinette and adrien largely on the basis of "they have to be opposite each other"? like, creation and destruction, yin and yang, etc. like Marinette being late all the time and sleeping through her alarms? so she's probably a deep sleeper? So that means, by the laws of my lovesquare headcanons according to my brain, Adrien has to be a light sleeper. Marinette is a chaotic creative person and I can imagine her just having so much STUFF all around and living in organized chaos. so therefore Adrien likes his spaces neat and clear. (also something something creation and clutter vs destruction and emptiness) you know??? ???? ? adrien and marinette headcanons just cant be independent of each other in my brain. they are always intrinsically linked

[threeunrelateddescriptors]

My hot take: An apple pie's top note should be the flavor of the apples.

If the top note is cinnamon, then sugar, then maybe apple, that is a failed apple pie.

This goes for any fruit or berry pie, as far as I'm concerned. I want to taste the fruit or berry, enhanced by sugar and/or spices and such.

I do not want a spice pie named Apple that maybe has a slight apple scent drowned in cinnamon.

Essentially, name the pie for the top note/main ingredient.

If you make a cinnamon pie, then by all means call it a Cinnamon pie and I will absolutely expect it to taste like cinnamon.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Congratulations to TEAM CHEESE for winning the popular vote on the Charcuterie poll!

[piko-rose]

"I never knew you were a hugger..."

"No body protects nature better than you, sweet Amy."

Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | Tarlos Cheek Kisses (S1 -> S4)

[mushroomates]

some thoughts on elves and lactose intolerance:

on the topic of elves being vegan/vegetarian, where would they get eggs? foraging? what about milk.

because they do drink milk!!! they have cheese and milk but they don’t have cows. they don’t rlly farms,,, like i mean the grow food but cows??

because elves CAN eat p much anything and we know they have cheese. where r they getting this cheese??

some potential cheese sources:

aragorn introduced the culture (ha) of cheese.

but then imagine- hey elf dad i got some fermented milk it’s rlly good. like absolutely not would that become widespread accepted and make its way to lorien and mirkwood in a few decades.

they trade??? with humans??? certainly not drawfs. but who are these secret human links to cheese. with hobbits??? i could see bilbo being the elvish cheese supplier.

with gandalf???? is gandalf the cheese wizard? did he try some cheese off in the shire centuries ago and thought- yk what my girl galadriel would love this.

this is mostly likely how cheese was discovered. gandalf just kinda floating through like “you won’t believe what the hobbits just came up with”

but then who brings the cheese to other elves. consistently. like i get a one time thing but that’s a lot of cheese to keep for centuries.

does gandalf have a cheese wagon he brings round elven establishments and gives away wheels on wheels??? does he make them pay. does gandalf even have money or even need it??? (question for another day)

i mean rohan is kinda close to lorien but even then like. lorien is mysterious and gated and no horse girl no matter how cool can pull up and be like “yo elves try this sick brie we just made”

also elves are like capable of making their own cheese i know but that requires milk. and milk doesn’t save like cheese does. also there’s no COWS in lorien,,, where on earth would the put them. in the trees???

so like is the cheese even. cow,, cuz it’s not cow or goat and idk man. sheep?? maybe for clothes,, but where are the tree sheep?? where is the mirkwood sheep?? i can see rivendale with some maybe but???

also how r y gonna convince them in the first place to even TRY it. bc no matter how u pitch it some other creatures lactation is not it.

where is this milk coming from??????? i’m so sorry but i have questions mr tolkien please

also the idea of legolas being lactose intolerant to me is so funny im sorry but like imagine this poor boy goes his whole life without dairy and rocks up to rivendell for the first time, goes to the feast and tries this new fancy treat on crackers and has the shits for weeks

cuz there’s no way cheese is making its way to mirkwood. absolutely not. maybe in like the five army’s war they got SOME but like not enough. also thuranduil would not trust that shit. he’s not eating that and his son certainly isn’t.

but it tastes good with wine…. and that might have been the selling point.

mr tolkien i need awnsers please. tell me about the cheese wizard.

[just-trying-my-best-everyday]

I just saw an animatic of the Caitvi jail scene but with Jayvik and it was very well done, it was cute and the artist was clearly very talented. Yet I couldn't help but think how fandom tends to have such a fixation on male characters they make everything about them —even things that are explicitly about female characters.

[thelailasblog]

[aheckinmess]

Day Twenty-One: Kinktober 2024 - MHA Edition

Read on AO3.

Tags/Warnings: Hate Fuck, Female Reader, Fingering, Grinding, Hickeys, Biting, Degradation Kink - A Bit, Pro Hero Bakugo, Pro Hero Reader, Katsuki Bakugo, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, Dynamight, Bakugo Shits On Your Technique, You Don't Take It Lying Down, Both of You Turn Feral, Insert Markiplier Meme, "And if You EVER Come in Here Again With a Goddamn Opinion, I'll Shove It So Far Up Your Ass It'll Never See the Light of Day Again," Weather's Nice, Aged Up, Of Course, My Sleep Deprivation Demon Now Fears Me

Word Count: 550 words

Summary: You really, really hate Bakugo.

Day Twenty-One: Hate Fuck -> Katsuki Bakugo

Bakugo is a bastard and he knows it.

Every hard stare, every grind of his teeth – he fucking pisses you off and even though he knows it, he’s still an asshole to you. Especially because he knows it.

“Your technique is sloppy, you damn extra!” He sneers. 

“Your attitude is sloppy, bitch.” You blow him a kiss. “Besides, if you’d moved faster, we might have caught the villain.”

“You were here before me, dumbass! If anyone needs to be faster it’s you!” He’s chest to chest with you, sweat glistening on his neck as he works himself up again.

“I don’t recall asking for your goddamn opinion anyway, Dynamight!” 

When he grabs you by the neck and kisses you, your entire body lurches. Your hormones beg to get closer, but on principle you rear back and deck him in the face.

In the next move, you grasp the collar of his costume and yank his bloody, smirking face forward to kiss him again. God, he might be an asshole but he exudes sex appeal.

He slams you back against the wall, his teeth digging into your flesh and leaving love marks there, despite the definitive lack of love between you two. You’re just aching to put him in his place. This is a challenge. A feral competition to force each other into a vulnerable position.

You want him to need you.

The only problem is that you need him, too. Your fingers claw at any bare skin you can find, lingering around his shoulders and along his neck. As your hips grind against his covered cock, his greedy hand rubs between your legs. The skin tight costume leaves little to the imagination as it allows you to experience his rough touch through the thin fabric.

However, the costume causes some difficulty when he goes to reach inside your bottoms. With a growl – Bakugo is never one to be shown up, after all – he forces his hand in until his fingers greet the wet puddle you’ve made for him.

“You like this, huh?”

“I don’t see why not. Your cock certainly seems to like it.” You grip his hair and pull back, exposing his throat to you while you grind against his hidden erection.

You work on sucking a hickey into his neck while his finger makes quick work of your sensitive nub. He starts slow and works up to teasing flicks until you’re squealing – you arch into the wall and leave scratch marks on his back as he nearly tips you over the edge.

When you finally shatter, he silences your loud shrieks with his free hand. His eyes never leave yours as you ride through an angry amalgamation of ardent hatred and underlying affection.

Dammit, you will not fall in love with this man!

You reach for his cock next, determined to return the favor and prove you’re more than capable of making him feel just as good…but he stops you.

“Meet me at my place tomorrow night.” He demands, holding out his hand for your phone and punching in the address before returning it. “And make sure your technique at sex is better than your technique at fighting villains.”

You watch him leave with a reminder flaring in your head.

Bakugo is a bastard and he knows it.

Continue with Day 22

Tag List: @loll82829, @enigma-and-oasis

Interested in JJK, too? Check out Day 21 with Geto.

[satuwn]

you know a funny trend i noticed both on tubmlr and twitter is ppl making posts along the lines of 'ok listen i Know that older generations tend to over-generalize and stereotype the behaviours of younger generations but trust me guys, this time there Really IS something wrong with The Youths(tm)' and its like girl youre in danger! im not saying you shouldnt criticize anyone ever just bc theyre younger but u need to realize anything you label the younger generations with ( 'theyre mean/too naive/stupid/puritanical/etc' ) you Will find those same behaviours in previous generations when you stop looking at the past through rose-colored glasses

[suntails]

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[useyernamesteven]

(Context: my bestfriend is a heathen and eats his cake the wrong way and we're arguing how normal people should eat cake, neurodivergent tumblr pls come in clutch for me here)

[edlucavalden]

This is such a random thought, but the dungeons following dungeon logic is kinda funny to me. It's very prominent in the first half of the series, but that concept kinda fizzles out when we get to the more srs parts of the series. Which is a shame bc it's really funny to imagine kabru and mithrun in the 1-week arc, focused completely on survival, finding legendary chest after chest filled with loot kabru and his team would FAINT for bc theyre in the super ultra lower levels of the dungeon but instead of joy upon opening these extremely good chests hes completely disappointed.

Kabru: "awe man... not another 10x gold bars and level 10 articfacts that could sell for thousands... if only these things had food or smth.. sigh...."

[suja-janee]

I actually REALLY love mk11 especially how the women look

I just haven’t really gotten around to drawing much content from it yet