#Moron

[jnephrite]

moron in superboy/carnival issue #6

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[prettyboykatsuki]

i think otoya is the kind of airheaded where he only really likes to do pleasurable things. sex and dating are different. dating is more like a fun game to him but he never gets his needs met if he’s only seeing one person at a time. he gets in shit a lot for two timing but he’s mostly trying to scratch an itch. having a girlfriend impedes on his sexual desire more than it helps it. he frequents sex shops and the like

he hears about the prostate from another guy who runs in his circles, who just wouldn’t shut up after having his girlfriend play in his ass. he seriously questions if it feels that good but once the seeds been planted he can’t help but want to know more.

so he tries to figure it out himself first, but having something in there just feels too weird and painful and a little shameful too. its not like he cares enough to keep pursuing it.

but then, he remembers oh, you would know about this kind of thing wouldn’t you? you and otoya are friends, failed sex friends turned real friends because he always found your preferences a little extreme and it was clear based on dating history he wasn’t your type.

you had mentioned something about this very thing in passing a long time ago.

so he texts you at 3am about it half asleep

‘could you come over and show me where my prostate is? thx.’

[generalelectionmusings]

[evgencat666]

durak

[ferrarer17]

This man has completely lost his mind.

[diablo1776]

[morgsdrew]

watched fireworks with this pretty boy :)

@conner-kent-central

[opossum-disaster]

I just love the theory that Wheatley was made as a substitute of Cave Johnson for Glados (Caroline).

I don't know how I missed it for so long, but they literally made a specifically engineered moron for her to throw absolutely bullshit dumb ideas at her constantly, which Cave Johnson literally did as the CEO of Aperture.

I love it.

[devileaterjaek]

Kingdom Hearts (PS2) //Discord// //Twitch// //Ko-Fi//

[mintbreeze]

me on 14th February

[nephleft]

YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT TRYNA STOP THE FEELING YOU CAN SAY ITS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE MAKE A NEW EXCUSE ANOTHER STUPID REASON GOOD LUCK, BABE!

[jnephrite]

guah i miss moron they make me ill

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[midrew]

A pair of hands from behind appear on top of Morgan's eyes covering her vision.

"Guess Who?" - @kon-el-konner-luther-kent

Morgan was waiting, using her phone and scrolling. She didn’t hear him arrive and almost jumped in surprise when hands covered her eyes.

Of course she knew that voice. She couldn’t help the growing smile gracing her lips. “Hm, I don’t know,” she said, tone light, “Batman?”

[fatbaldmoron]

I am

I am a fat bald moron

[hiro--aoki]

I forgot straight couples other than moron existed