#Moron

[morgsdrew]

After pocketing his phone, and hurriedly sneaking up behind Morgan as silently as possible, a feat made easier with the fact that he can hover an inch above the ground with nobody being any wiser, he held the tub of ice cream proudly labeled as pizza ice cream infront of her phone screen.

"ta-da!"

( @conner-kent-central )

Considering she was tricked earlier in turning around, she stubbornly kept tapping at her phone even when Conner told her to look back.

So Morgan almost jumped in surprise when he was suddenly near her, presenting her the ice cream she have been craving for.

Her eyes widened, twinkling with gratitude in an instant. “You got it?!” she exclaimed as if she wasn’t actually expecting him to get her the ice cream again.

[jnephrite]

conner: GIRLFRIEND GAVE BIRTH

[generalelectionmusings]

[evgencat666]

durak

[savagechickens]

Trouble Sleeping.

And more sleep.

[ferrarer17]

This man has completely lost his mind.

[vvoidsmm]

i actually need to fight kon. kon el more like kon take the L i need to joust him for morgan's hand im acyually crashing out HAHAHAHA

MORE FANART OF @jnephrite 's oc !!! can u tell i'm obsessed... can you....

who is this DIVA ohmygoodness....

[prettyboykatsuki]

i think otoya is the kind of airheaded where he only really likes to do pleasurable things. sex and dating are different. dating is more like a fun game to him but he never gets his needs met if he’s only seeing one person at a time. he gets in shit a lot for two timing but he’s mostly trying to scratch an itch. having a girlfriend impedes on his sexual desire more than it helps it. he frequents sex shops and the like

he hears about the prostate from another guy who runs in his circles, who just wouldn’t shut up after having his girlfriend play in his ass. he seriously questions if it feels that good but once the seeds been planted he can’t help but want to know more.

so he tries to figure it out himself first, but having something in there just feels too weird and painful and a little shameful too. its not like he cares enough to keep pursuing it.

but then, he remembers oh, you would know about this kind of thing wouldn’t you? you and otoya are friends, failed sex friends turned real friends because he always found your preferences a little extreme and it was clear based on dating history he wasn’t your type.

you had mentioned something about this very thing in passing a long time ago.

so he texts you at 3am about it half asleep

‘could you come over and show me where my prostate is? thx.’

[diablo1776]

[auntierayeraye]

[sketchnskribbles]

“Now remember, the Soldier gets a little quirky when out of cryostasis for too long. If it begins to malfunction out in the field, it is best to send a Handler to ensure Mission Success. It is recommended for the Soldier to be directed immediately to the Chair after mission debrief.” —Winter Soldier Handbook, pg. 48, lines 36-38

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The Asset gazed down at the alley cat with an unusual warmth that brought a shiver down Brock’s spine. He brought a hand up to rub his chest when a stab of emotion he didn’t really want to evaluate flashed through him like lightning.

It had brought out what he knew to be the Asset’s favorite knife. Presenting it to the mangy thing like a gift. Which was completely stupid. What the heck does a cat need a knife for?

The agent was just glad that this time the Asset didn’t feel like stabbing the weapon into his leg, like the last time if got weird.

[morgsdrew]

watched fireworks with this pretty boy :)

@conner-kent-central

[jnephrite]

this is my trinity … me and you and you and me just us and your friend steve

[opossum-disaster]

I just love the theory that Wheatley was made as a substitute of Cave Johnson for Glados (Caroline).

I don't know how I missed it for so long, but they literally made a specifically engineered moron for her to throw absolutely bullshit dumb ideas at her constantly, which Cave Johnson literally did as the CEO of Aperture.

I love it.

[devileaterjaek]

Kingdom Hearts (PS2) //Discord// //Twitch// //Ko-Fi//

[mintbreeze]

me on 14th February