#Mordecai x y/n

[hanasnx]

vertigo flowers.

MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ NOTES: the header is from @/teefumz on tiktok and instagram. i couldn’t find anything about their rules on reposts used for personal reasons such as this which is why i really stress go check out the original artist on their platforms linked. WARNINGS: human!mordecai | fem reader | unestablished relationship | sexual content | premature ejaculation | praise | handjob.

"That's a cool shirt, by the way."

The compliment draws your gaze down to glance at the graphic on your top, cut-up and worn Fist Pump merch. "Thanks." you respond, voice raised over the natural din of the party. The guy who's been talking you up—said his name is MORDECAI—stands awkwardly tall alongside you, long ringed fingers messing with the rim of his red solo cup. There's an obligation to keep the conversation going, and you're not actually interested, but you ask anyway, "Who do you know here?"

His brows peak in question, and when you sigh with a roll of your eyes he's taken aback by how you don't walk away, instead you lean in. Tentatively, he mirrors you, afraid to make the wrong move as you incline towards his ear, and he lends it to you.

"Who do you know here?" you repeat, and your breath washes over the sheen of sweat on his neck, weighing down the black hair at his nape. It sends a shiver down his spine, and he would've audibly swallowed if not for the loud music. Your body heat radiates onto him, he can feel the sensation of your presence inches away from him, and you're hot—not just in the temperature sense. His jeans hurt.

"Uh," He scans the party until he comes across the unmistakable spotlight of his coworker, shirtless and lassoing said shirt above his head. "Muscle Man." he replies, glancing back at you before realizing how close you are still. His eyes widen and he straightens abruptly, smoothing a hand over his dyed blue hair, and a curl forms to your lips. To avert his eyes, he refocuses on the cocky display of his peer in the center of a circle of partygoers. Muscle Man knows how to entertain a crowd. "D'you know him?"

"Yeah, I'd say so." you reply in a way that pushes Mordecai out of his own mind for a second. Muscle Man also has game.

"Why'd you say it like that? Did you date him or something?" he jokes, scoffing at first. As if Rigby were right next to him, he's expecting some form of banter, momentarily slipping his mind he's in the company of a pretty girl. His lips part, snapping his neck in your direction, anticipating your twisted expression of confusion. Instead, it's the first time your countenance melts into an easy smile, hitting him softly on the arm.

"Shut up, I did not." you tell him, and relief washes over him at his stroke of good luck.

His disbelief at that good luck only grows when later on you lead him to some dark corner of the party by his skinny black tie. Somehow, he'd stumbled his way onto charming you, and he thanks whatever god is smiling down at him for sending him a hot girl that's not afraid to make a move.

"I like your voice." you tell him through heated kisses, using the collar of his white button-up to tug him to you. "Keep talking to me." the command in your sweet voice makes his eyes flutter as he draws his snake bites through his teeth, letting you slot yourself between his neck and shoulder to leave a trail of open-mouthed kisses down.

"What should I say?" he asks, clutching onto your waist to ground himself as your teeth scrape against his pulse point.

"Anything you want." you goad, your nose grazing his sensitive skin. You suck on him, tonguing the reddening spot in your mouth as he goes limp under your touch, head lulling back.

The panic in his chest to get this right urges him to think of something, but his blank mind betrays him. Kneading your flesh in his hands, he presses you to his crotch incidentally, and a deep moan reverberates from low in his throat at the contact. You hum against him, kissing on the tender area you created by your ministrations and he sucks in a breath. "You're hot. You're so hot, I can't believe you're talking to me." he rambles, and he feels you chuckle on him squished this close together. He uses the wall behind you, easing you against it as his hand treads to your hip, dragging your skirt down an inch. The exposed skin against the heel of his palm sets it on fire, and he hopes you can't feel him sweat. Between the heat of this party and bodies melting together, he's still embarrassed. He occupies that nervous energy doing as he's told. "You're way out of my league, no one's gonna believe me when I tell 'em what I'm doing right now."

His pathetic babblings make you grin, and you overlay your hands on his, directing them for him. The strings of your thong lay high over your hipbones, cresting underneath your Fist Pump top. So you show him, curling those long fingers under the strings and his breath hitches in his throat. Standing on your toes, you roll your abdomen to grind on him, demonstrating what you want. Loud guitars grate your ears as you move against him, and his fist forms around the waistline of your panties as if to ground himself again. He's too excited, hard in his pants which you can feel through your clothes, and it encourages you.

A thump sounds next to you, and you glance up at the source. His forehead is stamped against the space next to your head, his eyes squeezed shut in concentration as he humps you. Lips near your ear keep talking to you, "Kinda wanna fuck you right now." A thrill shoots through you, but you let him run his mouth. "I don't care it's a party, I don't care if someone sees. Couldn't care less about finding a bathroom, I wanna fuck you right now."

You bite down onto your lower lip, craning your neck to keep yourself afloat above his shoulder. He's so much taller than you, but you're able to reach down, wedging between your impossibly close bodies to fiddle with his jeans. He retracts his pelvis, letting you do it, and when you palm him another one of your favorite noises pours right out of him. Hyper-sensitive and completely pliant, he lets you feel him up, massaging him through his plaid boxers. "Oh, my God." he exhales, raising his arm to bang his fist against the wall. You jump from the noise, and your eyes follow the lean muscle of his bicep and the corded veins and tendons of his forearm.

Unconsciously, you squeeze, and he whimpers, rutting into your hand as you cup him. Fucking himself using your hand as he speaks nothing but incoherent grateful praises, mixed with desperate "Just like that"s. He's swollen as he can be, and he doesn't realize it before he's pushed himself over the edge, full body contractions pass through him as his dick twitches in your grip, painting the inside of his boxers with his cum. A string of curses leave his lips, humiliated that he'd do such a thing, but you give him your number for another chance.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

A/n: I did not know it was his birthday!

Is a little stiff when you try to cuddle him at first, he's not used to it, even as a child he was never really used to it.

But it does not mean that he hate's it when you cuddle agains't him. Far from it! Mordecai loves it when you curl into his side. You feel so good, you feel so soft. He really relishes when your head rests on his chest.

Moredcai doesn't feel like a monster, he feel's like he can finally feel something, show some emotion.

You two fit perfectly together, tails often entwined, soft purrs escaping his chest.

Mordecai can finally relax with you, you're his safe space.

[altrodent]

Caregiving

Pairing: Mordecai (Borderlands) x Reader

Genre/warnings: short fluff… that’s it 🩷

Summary: Mordecai finds you crocheting on the couch of the your base, melts your heart 😭

You hum as the yarn loops through itself in a continuous pattern. You’re currently making a little infected flower plush for Talon, your partners pet bird. Being couch-ridden due to injury gave you plenty of time to do random stuff instead of worrying about you or the others dying. Mordecai, your partner, walked into the base “Hey, darl’” he sets his gun on the makeshift stand Tiny built for everyone. You don’t respond, buried in your work “Darl?” He leans over the back of the couch, seeing you surrounded by yarn and a bundled in your hoodie. “Huh- Oh hi! I missed you!” You leap up and hug him, almost making him fall over. He lets out a bright laugh before kissing your forehead “I missed you too but, whatcha workin’ on?” You quickly scramble through the pile of yarn and bring out the almost finished plushie “Talon looked so sad after that skagg at the last one, so I wanted to make another one.” He smiles as you gently place it into his stretched out hands. He looks like he could cry “Hun, you’re so sweet, you know that?” You hide your blushing face into the rough couches surface, he laughs “C’mon, pick your head up.” You lift your head up slowly as he bends down to your level “How’s your wound doing?” You cringe thinking about it “It’s fine, still a bit grody looking but I think I can go back to adventuring within a day or so.” He tuts “As much as I love seeing you here, being all cute and caregiving for Talon, I do miss seeing you absolutely destroy COV cultists.” You giggle as you make room for him to sit down next to you. He offers you to lean against him, and you ever so greatly accept it. You and him lay there peacefully while your hands work away at the cute pink infected flower. His hands lay gently around your waist before he finally says something “How do you do that?” You look at him confused, still crocheting “Do what?” His eyes widen slightly, in disbelief “That…” he points to your hands that continue to work. “Oh… uh, a bit of muscle memory, and precision… I think about it like your sniping, eventually after a while your brain just recognizes a specific thing and groups it together and it just becomes natural habit.” You lost him, he’s confused, and if you’re being honest with yourself you are too “…huh?” You shake your head “Never mind” you put the yarn to the side, before fully laying on him. The two of you loved spending times like these together, you just never had the time with trying to save the world, and making sure nobody you know dies and such. But, cherish it while you can… cause you’re never- “What’s up mamacita and morde-cita!” -alone. Thanks, Tina.

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(A/N): Sorry this is short, I’m just getting all of my ideas out rn 😭. I hope you enjoyed tho 🩷

[tiredemzz]

Thinking of writing x readers for these silly ass characters:

Funfact, they’re both voiced by the creator himself- btw, Josh is the creators self insert lmao.

Also fyi- I don’t feel comfortable writing smut for these characters b/c I don’t wanna.

Also I would rather write human! mordecai then him in his fursona- b/c I don’t know how to write for an blue jay lel

Not sure if I wanna write for Josh bc he has a wife and kid in the show but let’s pretend that he doesn’t have a wife and kid- (if you guys don’t mind, I already know peeps r gonna hate me for writing this.)

[platinumrosetail]

hello I would like to request rocky or Mordecai from lackadaisy either one you choose being a yandere the scenario is that they see us and quickly fall in love with us the gn reader because of how gentle and kind we are or see how amazing we are either way they start to follow us but then we are attacked by a thief and is about to be stabbed but rocky and mordecai saves us.

Oooh, ok I’ll go with modecai for this one 😁 and seeing as you didn’t seem to have mentioned a gender I’ll go with gender neutral 😁.

Warning: noob author, gn reader, yandere romantic characters, and others.

Characters: mordecai.

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You two met when you applied for a job at marigold, Asa sweets thought you’dbe perfect for the trio of misfits so he assigned you to them. (I don’t actually know or remember if he’s ever called them that as it’s been so long since I read the comic but let’s pretend he does lol)

Mordecai was distant at first as he doesn’t really want to get attached to anyone only for them to leave but when he decides to pay attention so he can better strategize you into the plan as you soon became permanently in the group he starts to grow attached and gain feelings for you.

Of course this never really happened before so he doesn’t exactly have a name to place these feelings he gained without wanting to so it’ll be a while before he gets more comfortable with you as he would like to have a name to these feelings.

You and mordecai goes on more missions together without the savoy siblings and find out you two quite compatible when it comes to missions so you two often go together without the siblings which mordecai secretly enjoys.

Nico and serafine both likes to tease both of you two that both you and mordecai was perfect for each other, mordecai hides it but he gets flustered at their tease as he also thinks the two of you are a perfect match in the romantic department.

Though on one particular day your luck seemed to be nonexistent as you two were being followed by a thief after getting done with a job and getting rid of the evidence that it was marigold, but a thief thought it would be wise to target you and mordecai, mostly you though, which ended up with you getting stabbed as a distraction so the thief could take you bag as you would worry about your wound.

Mordecai was beyond pissed but first before he could take action against the thief for injuring his love he needed to treat you before any infection begins, after your wound was dressed and treated and you being in the comfort of your apartment he went and tracked down that thief who thought it was their lucky day and your misfortune but in reality it was the opposite, very much the opposite as he tortured the thief who thought that a man with glasses and what looks to be a lanky figure was too weak to fight them off from stealing from his lover; he secretly liked that many people think that you two were a couple and hoped it’ll happen soon, but he snapped out of it and began with torture this thief for injuring you. He’ll make sure that your safe, he has killed before and he doesn’t mind doing it for you if it meant he can have you in his arms and as his lover.

(A/n: hope y’all liked it! 😁 don’t really have anything else to say so hope y’all have a wonderful day/evening/night!!)

[agathalombax]

1# So shipping. Canon or not I feel there's a difference country wise.. like in the U.S and Canada and Mexico... There's a huge problem with less F4F ships. But over here I don't get ANY sort of M4M ships... No matter what I search no matter what Tag no matter what character... It's never or barely any to be found...

For example I put like- "Rocky Rickaby X Male Reader"

Result: 0 results.

"Character X male OC"

Result: 0 results.

But it's all just.. fem y/n or female reader or just Gender neutral..

All y/n's or self inserts are either cis fem or male but fem looking or just straight up a Trans male..

2# I feel like any sort M4M ships getting little to none represention but more 50% F4F over here.. I just read a Reddit post about Rocky X Mordecai and how Tracy and fable (the artists) drew them kissing and the reader user, asking people how they feel?

. . .

It's... All NOs, or I hate it, I disagree with it, it's never gonna work out, just.. lot's of negatives or hate.. someone even straight up Repeating "eh it's cool but i-" or they'll say - "I'm uncomfortable with it" or worse is "he's ace, it wouldn't -" THE EORST ONE SAYS "ew! Here's aroace!" Like.. why does everyone want aroace? There's nothing wrong with it but.. it prevents people like me to ENJOY to see them touch.. kiss... Like they are disgusted by the fact that I think they should be together.. it's..

It hurts, like I look around at people agreeing to the same thing. But me... I disagree and I believe they can workout.. like I stand out to much and if I dare say otherwise... I am horrible for enjoying two men to loving each other.. it's unfair. It's all unfair. I don't care if the world's unfair I just... Want a little joy...

A little love... But I can't because EVERYTHING IS ALL CIS STRAIGHT SHIPS! it makes me feel broken for the men out there who want to read or see themselves with that make character..

Like being gay and liking men is HARD to write but IT'S SO "EASY" FOR PEOPLE TO WRITE 100 MILLION PAGES OF A STRAIGHT SHIP OR A SAPHIC SHIP!!??

LIKE...why? Why does this hurt? Why do I feel like I'm the only one who believes they two men belong together? All just... Confuses me because everyone is saying "there's not enough lesbian ships!" But all I'm getting every time I SEARCH??? . . . No M4M ships... Or not enough. Like their love is forbidden or wrong...

Is it wrong for me to see two men who are in love with each other? It's like I'm shouting into the void begging for some sign... For some sign of love, life, joy..

Why does it hurt? Why does it hurt so much? I don't see any of it ANYWHERE...

I just.. wanted more representation for gay male ships, fanfics, canon, or Headcanons... Why can't they have that... Why must it be so... Hidden? So hard to find? No matter what I do...

It's just not enough...

[starheart-blog]

Guys...do you guys imagine a Crossover of Julius The cartoon Cat au and Luckydaisy x Reader The Cat??

The two characters that come to my mind is Julius the cartoon cat and Mordecai Heller.

Note: i don't know why, but it would be funny to see those two reaction to one other and it would be fun to have them have some fights over Reader aka you.

I don't know, but i think this need to be real at one point.

[thatkippycat]

Mordecai Heller, the funky little lad who likes tea and cleaning. Have fun with him for Christmas. Idk what to put here lmao. Hope y'all enjoy!

Merry Christmas, Tux: A Mordecai x Reader One-Shot

The sound of frying dies down as you take the pan off the stove. Carefully, you remove the last pieces of food from the pan, putting them on the nearby plate to cool. You had a few minutes, so you took the opportunity to cover the plate and move it to the dining table. You didn't know exactly how long it'd take for him to get home, so in the case Mordecai made it back while you were busy getting his present together, he wouldn't see your little suprise. Sure enough, as you grabbed his gift, there was a knock on the door.

Mordecai walked through, letting himself in. It was his home, after all. You had moved in not too long ago, if you consider over a year not long that is. There was definitely something romantic between the two of you, but it was much more of a convenience arrangement at first. You needed a place to live and Mordecai was always working so he let you move in. In return for not paying rent, you kept the place clean, watered the plants, and just made sure everything was okay. Mordecai didn't mind the food either, even if he didn't show it often.

"Y/N? Are you home?"

"I am Tux, give me one second. And don't take that makeshift cloche off!"

A couple of months ago you had officially begun to date Mordecai, with the stipulation that you kept it a secret. Mordecai Heller was a professional, and had a reputation to maintain. He even kept up his facade around you a decent amount of the time. You got cracks out of him before hand, but never anything too much until two months ago. Consequently, that's when you started calling him Tux. He never says it, but Mordecai likes it.

You made your way back to the  dining room, where Mordecai sat at one of the tables, only his jacket off.

"Hello Tux, how way work?"

"It was Fine Y/N. It was just the normal routine."

"Good, good. I know you don't really take the time to celebrate Christmas or Hannukah, or really anything, but I wanted to suprise you."

"Y/N-"

"I know, I know, but just let me do this for you, okay?"

You reached into your pocket and set the wrapped box in front of him. Mordecai eyed you inquisitively for a second, before opening the box. Inside, there were a pair of silver cufflinks, inlaid with jade.

"Cufflinks?"

"Mhm. I know you don't really like big gifts, so I got you a new pair."

"Why jade, if you don't mind me asking."

"They reminded me of your eyes Tux. But, that's only the first gift."

Reaching across the table, you pulled the covered plate closer, pulling off the cover. On the plate was roughly a dozen and a half latkes, which you spent the past two days trying to perfect, and the past two weeks trying to find a base recipe for.

Mordecai's eyes lit up as he reached out to grab one. He told you about his family, about how they celebrated around Christmas time. And you specifically took note of how happy he looked when he mentioned the latkes they made every year. As you came to find out, the food aspect was one of the biggest for Mordecai growing up, even if nowadays it'd seem like the complete opposite.

Mordecai reached out and grabbed one, taking a bite out of it. The tiniest hint of a grin made its way to his face. He spoke up after finishing the first one.

"Thank you for this, dear. I...I haven't had one of these in a while. I apologize for not considering getting you a gift."

"You did get me a gift though, Tux."

"I did?"

"I got to hear you call me dear, and that's enough for me. Now, let's finish this plate because I don't want to do the dishes quite yet."

[lackadaisy-headcanon-supply-unit]

Hello! I took a look at the menu. Can I order a Oneshot On The Rocks:

A Mordecai Heller x Reader? The reader gets hurt and Mordecai is just worried for the reader's safety and health?

How much would that be?

I hope you wanted something romantic, anon, because that’s where my six AM brain decided to take this

(TW for mentions of cuts (not s/h, accidental) and knives)

“Honestly, Mordecai, I think you’re overreacting a little. It’s just a cut!”

Y/N sounded exasperated, yet they couldn’t help smiling fondly as their partner fussed over the small blip of blood oozing from their ginger. To his credit, at least he was still careful with his paws.

“This ‘just a cut’ can and has infected into something worse before,�� Mordecai replied, a protective edge to his usually impassive voice. “I believe I told you to be cautious with the knives.”

“I was just washing them!”

Mordecai pinned Y/N with his gaze. They flicked their ears back and he finally relented, sitting back with a sigh from where they sat on the floor (an unusual spot, but Mordecai had insisted they sit down the second Y/N had yelped in pain). He turned their paw over in his, H/C fur in black and white paws. Y/N moved their paws so they could knit their fingers together.

“You worry about me too much,” they teased, leaning forward to kiss his forehead. “You’re the one constantly in the line of fire, not me. It’s just a cut, Mordecai. I’ll be fine.”

He hummed in response, lightly rubbing the spot Y/N had kissed before helping them back to their feet. They started to go back to the dishes when he grabbed their elbow and yanked them towards him again.

Y/N’s startled cry was muffled between their lips at the sudden kiss. It lasted less than a second before Mordecai pulled away again and left the room like nothing had happened. Y/N, on the other hand, was confused and giddy.

Odd time for a first kiss, but hey–if accidentally getting their paw cut led to another step in their relationship then they’re all for it.

[cherryredillusions]

Mordecai x fem! reader, part 2

omg heres the part two I've taken FOREVER to finish lmao

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You weren’t necessarily planning on telling Rigby, so you didn’t. You spent a couple minutes contemplating it, but finally decided on lying. It wasn’t the best decision, you knew, but still. Mordecai might not want him to know yet. 

“We were literally just talking.” You said, looking up at the male before you.

“About what?” Rigby questioned.

“I’m not telling you!” You yelled, not your loudest but still loud. 

You heard steps coming up the stairs, and just based on the pace of them, you could tell it was Mordecai. You’d learned how to recognize people from their steps. The door opened and he stared at you two.

“What the hell is going on?” Mordecai asked, crossing his arms.

It was moments like these when you realized how big Mordecai was compared to you. Rigby stared at Mordecai, glaring at you before returning downstairs. Rigby didn’t exactly like when secrets were being kept from him. He knew a secret was being kept, and you knew it was only a matter of time before he found out. You watched Mordecai shut the door behind Rigby. He looked at you. 

“What was that all about?” Mordecai queried, staring at your eyes for a bit too long. 

“Rigby is being a nosy dick.” You said, pouting and looking at the ground. 

Mordecai’s face softened. He knew how Rigby could be. If Rigby wanted to know something, he’d know. Mordecai felt bad knowing Rigby was probably getting moody like a 15 year old on her period. He took a few steps towards you and embraced you in a hug. You rested your head on his chest and sighed. Mordecai has always been so sweet and gentle with you. 

“You need anything?” He asked, in a low voice.

You knew what he wanted you to say. He wanted you to say that you needed his dick, and you did. But there was no way Rigby wasn’t outside the door right now. You actually didn’t know for sure, but didn’t want to take any chances. So you walked to the door and looked outside, making sure Rigby wasn’t anywhere to be seen. You heard his voice downstairs, so now you knew for sure. 

“Do you want me to be honest?” You spoke. 

“Of course I do. Why wouldn’t I want you to be honest with me?” Mordecai retorted, clearly growing agitated at you taking so long to answer him.

“I-I want your dick.” You admitted, looking him right in the eyes.

A smirk grew on the taller man’s face as he pinned you to the wall. Your back thumped against the wall as you gasped. The cool air of the air conditioner filled the air around you and you were glad you were wearing a sweater. Mordecai slid his warm hands under your shirt and you whimpered with anticipation. 

“God, you’re whimpering for me too…” He trailed off, sliding his hands up slowly. Teasingly. 

“Q-Quit teasing me!” You cried. You wanted more. Needed more. 

Mordecai chuckled and finally stripped off your clothes. The fabric of your clothes lightly grazed your skin. His lips met yours in a captivating kiss. Your lips moved against each other and Mordecai swiped his tongue for entrance. After you didn't to tease him, he pulled away. 

“Why did you pull away?” You asked, a bit confused.

“I can hear Rigby, that’s why! Now be quiet…” He said, clamping a hand over your mouth to wait for Rigby to leave. 

“KNOCK KNOCK” You heard. It was Rigby.

“Dude, let me in! It’s my room too!” Rigby yelled.

“Hold on!” Mordecai yelled, and threw his own shirt at you and you rushed to find clothing.

Once you two had clothing on, Mordecai ran to the door and unlocked it, staring at the man before him. Rigby’s arms were crossed and he looked upset.

“What’s your problem, man?” Mordecai asked, looking at Rigby. 

“Let me hang out with Y/N for a little while.” Rigby said, kicking Mordecai in the shin and walking past him to you.

Rigby grabbed you by the arm and dragged you out of the room and into the bathroom, shutting and locking the door. You knew Mordecai would get worried you were doing something in there, and you could already tell Mordecai was doing that thing he does. He makes a worried expression and plays with his fingers until he knows everything is alright. What if you thought he was needy? What if Rigby finds out and doesn’t like that you two are dating? What if you like Rigby more than him and you’re dating Rigby too? 

A million worried thoughts ran through his poor, overthinking head. He flinched as he heard you and Rigby screaming and fighting with each other. 

“I know you’re dating Mordecai! Just fess up to it!” Rigby screamed at you. 

“No! You can’t make me tell you anything!” You screamed back. 

Mordecai heard a slap, then silence. He shakily walked to the door and knocked.

“I-Is everything okay?” He asked quietly. 

You started crying because Rigby hit you hard in the arm, trying to get you to tell him. Mordecai heard rapid apologies from Rigby, something about how he didn’t mean to hit you and he was sorry for lashing out. Rigby had Bipolar Disorder, so you knew it wasn’t necessarily his fault. You started murmuring that you were sorry too, and he opened the door. 

You and Rigby just stood there staring at Mordecai, until a raging face came up over Rigby’s face again. 

“How fucking long have you been standing there for?” Rigby yelled. 

You tried your best to step in front of Rigby and push him backwards, but he wouldn’t budge. You wrapped your arms around Rigby, and he finally stopped yelling. What Rigby wanted was privacy with you, his other best friend. But Mordecai wasn’t giving that to him at the moment. 

“What the fuck is wrong with you? Why can’t you leave me alone with her for five seconds?” Rigby continued, clearly waiting for an answer. 

Mordecai opened his mouth, but then closed it. He looked at you, hoping you’d answer. But to his dismay, you were just as lost as him for words. 

“I…we’re…” Mordecai started, clearly not knowing what to say. You nodded, giving him permission to tell Rigby you two were together. He sighed. 

“Y/N and I are dating.” Mordecai said quickly. 

“That’s all you had to say! I knew already, you guys just love keeping things from me!” Rigby groaned. 

You laughed and punched him in the arm, to which he punched you back. You and Rigby play fought for a little while, just laughing with each other. Then, the play fighting turned into tickling. Then, that tickling turned into Mordecai getting jealous. Like always.  The night ended with a great threesome, to make it up to Rigby for keeping it from him for so long. Let’s just say, you were the only one submissive that night.

[hanasnx]

jerk it out.

MINORS DNI 18+ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ NOTES: the header is from @/teefumz on tiktok and instagram. i couldn’t find anything about their rules on reposts used for personal reasons such as this which is why i really stress go check out the original artist on their platforms linked. WARNINGS: human!mordecai | situationship | fwbs | explicit sexual content | praise | doggy style | reverse cowgirl | squirting | vaginal fingering.

MORDECAI wasn’t always good at sex. When you first started out your little situationship with him, he had not impressed you with his skills in the sack. He made up for it in constant worship, and empty availability, essentially donated his flagpole of a cock for you to fuck yourself on whenever convenient. Even going as far as to make Rigby cover for him while he raced over to your place on work time. He’s still working off taking the golf cart for a personal call.

However, the longer this has gone on the better it got. Before when he’d beg you to do reverse cowgirl, you were hesitant because of your lack of view. You were used to doing most of the work by then, but he most enjoyed watching that pretty ass bounce on him. He’d wrap those long, ringed fingers around your ankles, stroking his thumb lovingly across your skin as he groans behind you.

Now that’s gotten more confident, he’ll make it worth your while. He’ll root his feet on the mattress so he can pick his pelvis up, juggling you on his hips as he fucks up into you. Your hair is corded around his palm—where he says it belongs—keeping your spine in a deep arch, just how he likes it.

Proving what a fan he is of hitting it from the back, doggy style is another favorite of his. He’s gotten exponentially more skilled on that one. Instead of plowing you with his rig and hoping for the best, he’s learned how to move you, and move with you. That hand places itself on your tailbone, bouncing you back, and letting your body spring you forth on its own. His lean and taut abdomen rolls as he fucks you, stroking your insides instead of ramming them. He learned the method from how well you responded when he ate you out, the motion of his tongue licking your hole taught him well, and you rewarded him with the hottest moan he’s ever heard and your claws dug deep in his faded dyed blue hair. Now he’s got it figured out, and by the way you’re yelling into his mattress, he’d say he’s doing a damn good job.

Like you want it, you’re backing up on him, meeting him halfway. The pace is set harder, slamming into you like you’re asking for while you writhe and clutch at his old and worn blanket. He goes for it, palming your head to shove your face further into the mattress, muffling you. The slightest change in angle transforms the sensation, and he starts fucking a limp body only interested in the way he’s hitting that pleasure spot over and over again. One of the reasons you liked Mordecai enough to hook up was his length because you’re into the pain. Now that’s gotten the hang of how to use it, you’re no better than a brainless doll, letting him fuck your hole like the expensive fleshlight he could never afford. Can’t beat the real thing anyway. Cunt gripping on him, tight and wet and sweet. He’s never had anything like it before, he fits in you like nothing else. “Taking it so good, can’t believe it. Can’t believe how fucking good you feel.” You can’t even respond, mindlessly babbling as he talks dirty to you.

When you start drying up from the harsh pace and his condom, he pulls out for your sake. You make a noise of disappointment but you’re satiated as soon as he hastily spits on your cunt. The gob slides down, and he spreads the moisture with three clumsy fingers, probing the entrance until he shoves them in. You jump with a cry, tensing under his touch but he doesn’t let up, banging his fingers inside you to coax that coveted release out of you. He knows exactly how to lure it out, he’s not trying to get you to cum. The familiar sting wells up in the pit of your stomach, screaming into his covers. Unconsciously you reach back to grab at him but he dodges you because he won’t let you get out of it. He wants his bed to smell like you.

Just like that you squirt, spraying him and dripping down his tense forearm. “Oh, fuck yeah, baby. There you go, fuck. Give it to me.” he encourages, plugging up your hole so it spills out from around him, over and over again, taking it from you while you bite hard into a bunch of blanket.

Tender, he extracts his fingers, having been held captive by your contracting pussy. Doesn’t matter that it’s sore and you’re coated in your own squirt and twitching, he feeds that long cock right back in to keep going.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Can I request a one shot with Mordecai Heller x fem!reader and mordecai has had an annoying day of work thanks to serafine and nico. So as soon as ue comes home he decides to fuck readers brains to mush :3

A/n: I do apologize this took me so long and I apologize if it sucks, because i am not sure how i feel about this.

Mordecai could feel the irritation roll off of him in waves, the only thing he wanted to do was to lay down and be left alone.

Slamming the door shut, the man shrugged off his coat, the next came his tie. He would have removed his shirt if it weren't for you standing in his way.

"Not now." The last thing he wanted to do was to take his anger out on you because of those two idiots he had to deal with.

Sighing, you rolled your eyes cupping his cheeks. The swaying of his tail and the twitching of his ears by how irritated he was. "Take a breath and calm down Mordecai, you're going to give yourself a heart attack."

He needed a distraction, he needed to relieve his stress. Pa

"Fuck,” He groaned against your ear as he hovered behind you, his deft fingers are so close to ripping your clothes off your body since he’s desperately need to be inside you.

Letting out a light laugh, you pressed your body into Mordecai's back. "They must have really worked you over of you're swearing."

"Tech."

Glasses nearly slipping off the bridge his nose, he wasn't about to answer you but instead Mordecai firmly yet gently pressed you down to the plush mattress, his hips met your ass, making him grinding sensuously against you. “Let me take care of you. All you need to do is sit still and let me do all the work. Just lay down."

Eyes sliding closed, you took a breath in feeling your skirt rise as you bit back a whimper,as you nodded your head. You could feel your heart pounding in your chest.

Mordecai's eyes darkened with desire as he heard your whimper, it only fueled his desire to possess you even more.

"Good girl," he purred, his voice laced with a mix of dominance and affection. He moved swiftly, his hands roaming over your body, caressing every curve and dip. His fingers trailed down your spine, leaving a trail of tingling sensations in their wake.

He positioned himself at your entrance, teasingly brushing against your slick folds. His voice dropped to a low, seductive whisper. "You're so wet for me already, baby. I love how responsive you are to my touch." With that, he slowly pushed into you, savoring the tightness and warmth that enveloped him.

A groan of pleasure escaped his lips as he began to move, his hips rocking against yours with a steady, controlled rhythm. His grip on your hips tightened, his fingers digging into your skin as he claimed you as his own. Each thrust was powerful, driving deeper and deeper into your core, leaving you gasping and moaning.

Mordecai's lips found their way to your neck, leaving a trail of hot, open-mouthed kisses along your sensitive skin. His teeth grazed over your pulse point, eliciting a shiver of pleasure from you. "You're mine" he growled possessively, his voice filled with a mixture of desire and dominance. "Mine to fuck, mine to breed. You belong to me."

Doing your best to match his thrust, his name slipped past your lips. You enjoyed seeing this side of him, the way he would just let himself lose control for once since he was so strait laced.

He quickened his pace, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the room. Pleasure surged through his veins, his cock throbbing inside you as he neared his release. "Fuck, you feel so good," he groaned, his voice strained with desire.

With one final, powerful thrust, Mordecai pushed you over the edge, his name tumbling from your lips in a breathless cry. He followed suit, his body tensing as he spilled himself deep inside you, marking you as his own. He collapsed against your back, his breath coming in ragged gasps as he pressed kisses to the nape of your neck.

"I didn't hurt you did I?" Mordecai held you close, his nose nuzzled into your neck. He could himself twitch within you.

Laughing softly you shook your head as you curled your body into his chest. "You did not hurt me Mordecai....so don't worry." You cupped his cheek as he closed his eyes leaning into your palm.

"Thank you."

[xxinkys-ocsxx]

You've given me to much power. **unrolls comedicly long scroll** ehEm.

A:

Arcane: Jinx

Animal crossing: Audie

B:

Bluey!: Bandit

BEASTARS: Legosi

Beetlejuice: Beetlejuice

Bendy and the ink machine: Tom

Black butler: Sebastian Michaelis

C:

Circus of wishes: Mordecai

Cuphead: Cagni carnation

casino cups: Chips

Charlie the union: star fish

Chicken nugget: Bazil

D:

Demon slayer: Kyogai

Deadpoll: deadpool

Dark deception: Agatha

E:

ENA: moony

epithet erased: Geovani/Silvie

EYES ARG: Soft Emi

F:

Fanf: Fun time freddy

Ferngully: Hexxus

Far fetched: Quin

F.r.i.e.n.d.s: Chandler

G:

Glitter force: Ulric

Garten of ban ban: bitter giggle

Generation loss: Ramboo

Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket

H:

Hazbin hotel: Sir Pentious

Helluva boss: Fizzarolli/ozzie

Heart of Titans: Dameion

Heathers: Heather Chandler

Hamilton: Raphael

Heart stopper: Tori

Harry Potter: Fred and George

I:

Indgo park: Rambly

J:-none yet-

K:

Komi can't communicate: Najimi Osana

L:

Lackadaisy: Victor

Lamas in hats: Carl

Little nightmares: Six/the hunter

Little misfortune: misfortune

M:

Murder drones: N

Metal family: Chive/Dee

Mean girls: Damien

My little pony: Rainbow dash/Capper

My friendly neighbourhood: Gordon

Mario: Bowser

Monkey wrench: shrike

N:-none yet-

O:

One piece: Buggy

Obay me!: Mamon

P:

popee the performer: Popee

Perfect husbands: Norwal

Poppy playtime: Bunzo bunny

Portals: weetly

Q:-none yet-

R:

Ramshackle: Stone

rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles: Donnie

Rise of the guardians: Bunny

S:

SpyXfamily: Anya/Franky/yior/Loid

Spooky month: Skid

Sam and max: Max

Sad ghost club: Roo

T:

The amazing digital circus: Gangel/Jax

Tokyo ghoul: - don't have one-

Toilet bound Haiko-kun: Haiko

U:-none yet-

V:

Vampire series: Missie

Villainous: Black hat

W:

Welcome home: Barnaby

Who framed Roger rabbit?: Jessica rabbit

X: -none yet-

Y:-none yet-

Z:-none yet-

**rolls up comedicly long scroll** thank you for your time. (I apologise for any spelling mistakes lol)

Hey guys, I'm bored so I dare you to tell me how many fandoms you are in and your favorite characters! The person who is in the most fandoms wins, I'll start 😨

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Y/n is a quirky uwu girl

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/GUxmqEf

by Rintaro_69

I was high when I made this and it was probably 3am

Words: 440, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), My Little Pony, Marvel, Undertale (Video Game), Peppa Pig (Cartoon), Regular Show (Cartoon), Haikyuu!!, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, F/F, M/M

Characters: Shrek (Shrek), Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Thanos (Marvel), Sans (Undertale), Reader, Mordecai (Regular Show), Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig), Komaeda Nagito

Relationships: Shrek (Shrek)/Reader, Twilight/Reader, Shrek (Shrek)/Thanos (Marvel), Mordecai (Regular Show)/Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig)/Shrek (Shrek), Komaeda Nagito/Sans (Undertale)

Additional Tags: Don't Ask Don't Tell, Shrek is Love Shrek is Life, Genderfluid Character, Shrek cheats on reader, Endgame is twilight x reader, ur mom - Freeform, I'm sleepy and High, If any of you know me, you don't, Mordecai x sans, Y/n Is not like other girls, y/n slander

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/GUxmqEf

[platinumrosetail]

Hello I'm back again I would like a request of gender netural reader and mordecai. Mordecai reaction us the gender neutral reader using magic for the first time defending us

The scenario is when mordecai is taking us out for a walk or date....suddenly, we get attacked by another gang it all seems lost because of how many of them and before they fire at us, we use our magic to shield and knock them all back using smoke and teleport mord and us out of there. Mordecai looks at us shocked

Ok 👍 I’ll do my best on this!

Warning: noob author, gn reader,

Character: mordecai.

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You and mordecai have been courting each other for a while now after you both found out about how you two both share romantic feelings for each other.

You and mordecai both scheduled a date one evening, a simple walk down the street enjoying each other’s company and seeing if there’s something you two could do as you walk.

It was when you both were walking down a alleyway as a shortcut to the road to your apartment you two were attacked by some rival gang members that don’t like marigold.

You two put up much of a fight as you two could without you using your magic but if you want both of you to survive then you have to use it soon thankfully no one could see this and report to the police about what you’re going to do sadly you have to reveal the secret you have been keeping from mordecai and the others, you don’t know how he will react but if it meant the safety of you both then you’ll do it.

You used your magic to knock the gang members out unconscious so that you and mordecai could get away safely and head to your apartment.

Mordecai was shocked that you can do magic and and wanted an explanation on how you have magic and didn’t tell Asa sweet or him.

You explained that your ancestors was the reason why you have magic that you inherited from one of your parents as they did with their parent, you explained that you didn’t know how everyone would react to you having magic, you could end up being burned at the stake like the witches from Salem and other place were for all you knew, you also hope that mordecai can keep it a secret until you’re ready to tell Asa about it, he understands and left it be.

(A/n: hope you like it! I don’t think I have anything else to say so hope y’all have a wonderful day/evening/night!! And be safe!!

[luhman16]

C!Ghostbur and Y/N after reading what cc!Wilbur wrote on reddit inspired by that meme of mordecai x twilight thats trending on tiktok