#Moomoo Farm

[acquired-stardust]

Pokemon Crystal Gameboy Color 2000

[anapplinaday]

🥛 Farm Fresh 🐄 // #241 Miltank

[lovingcare-1210pro]

[chaserainbows]

@kriistalclear Kris to May maybe???? or anyone you want fnamsdg

 « can you help me? i think i’m lost. »

Route 119 was a long, winding road through the woods, and the constantly changing weather conditions make it easy for even experienced travelers to get lost in it. There was only a light drizzle that day, but the strong winds still made the route difficult to traverse through, and May was thankful for the fact that she was feeling very cozy indoors, drinking a cup of hot chocolate in the Weather Institute during one of her frequent visits.

Wait, is that someone outside?

She gulped down the rest of her drink (not letting it get cold!), took an umbrella for herself and one extra just in case that person needed one as well, and then went outside to check up on them. As it turned out, her guess was right on the money and the person she was talking to really was lost, but something about her looked… kind of familiar?

“Are you okay?”

She doesn’t necessarily remember seeing someone that looks like Kris, but she does feel like she remembers hearing about someone that matches the way one would describe her. Greenish hair, pigtails, very tall… She’ll remember eventually.

“Oh, this is Route 119. It connects Fortree and Mauville, but the weather in this part of the region is a little…” She made a vague hand gesture as if to say ‘messy’. “Unpredictable, so it’s not uncommon for people to end up getting lost. You know, the Weather Institute’s right around the corner if you need to get some rest! I can take you there if you want.”

She didn’t actually ask the employees if they mind visitors, but she’s sure they’ll be okay with it. It’s for a good reason!

“By the way, my name’s May. What’s yours?”

[the-flaneur]

matchmaker pets (aa23) | pt4

pairing: alex albon x fem!reader

summary: in a world where one's furry best friend is secretly their cupid, the drivers' love lives are sure to be entertaining for everyone (written from the pov of the pets!)

warnings: none (i think)

wc: 1360

a/n: WE ARE BACK YA'LL -> there are just too many albon pets to specifically name, so they will be collectively known as the zoo + mentions of galex (george x alex)

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chaotic!zoo who alex slowly adopts over the years, eventually culminating in him and his siblings owning a multitude of pets, splitting their time between them all and travelling the world.

young chaotic!zoo who are also adopted by another honorary albon…

you :)

you’ve been the albon family neighbour since they moved into the neighbourhood when you were three (not that you remember it - only from your parent’s stories and usually tall tales). and being the same age as alex, means that you’ve also grown up alongside him

including the adoption of every member of the chaotic!zoo

young chaotic!zoo who all love you in their own fond way. like tinky, alex’s horse who you see when your two family has an overnight trip to the farm where she lives. you are the only kid she lets feed her, apart from chloe, and is a docile mare whom you love. like moomoo who purposely seeks you out to give him his treats because all the siblings refuse to do so, lest he get fat, but he still is looking very handsome after years of treats, so you must be doing something right…right?

young chaotic!zoo loves you, and you love them all to bits and pieces

young chaotic!zoo who also accompanies you in your childhood, seeing all of your biggest moments: your first day at primary school, then secondary school, birthdays, parties, friendships…

and most excitedly your first kiss; which was of course with alex

young chaotic!zoo who think it’s the cutest thing that you've been so smitten with alex since childhood, connecting over your shared love for them - you’re already one big happy family at the ripe old age of 15.

young chaotic!zoo who eventually see you and alex drift apart. it’s inevitable that the two of you would: alex’s pursuing his lifelong dream of becoming an f1 river like his idol michael schumacher and you’re slowly making your way through secondary school and uni to achieve your dream of becoming a vet

young chaotic!zoo who still hope that you and alex will eventually be reunited one day

older but chaotic!zoo who haven’t seen you in about 10 years. after alex moved away for f1, you also moved, heading to the big city to pursue a more “proper” career away from veterinary science at the behest of your parents. 

your love for animals and alex has never faded, but it’s hard to keep up with them, when life just wants to throw whatever else at you. but you’re still so proud of alex, he’s finally made his way to the top, competing in f1 like he always wanted to.

older but chaotic!zoo who upon all returning to the albon family home for this christmas are finally reunited with siblings and family for the first time in like forever. no one has pressing and emergency obligations, silly season in f1 is over (alex is solidly in williams), everyone can relax…

nosy older but chaotic!zoo who eventually finds out from alex’s parents, who found out from the mailman, who found out from the grocer, who found out from the hairdresser, who found out from the construction guys, who found out from your parents…that you would be finally coming home for christmas. 

older but chaotic!zoo who hear the doorbell ring - but everyone’s already inside?

older but chaotic!zoo who start moving, barking and meowing and clambering loudly when they see you, all bundled up for a british christmas, standing at the door.

excited and lovable!zoo who immediately pounce onto you, making you almost drop the gifts and sugar cookies you had brought over. however, as always, alex is right there by your side, and catches them all

excited and lovable!zoo who swoons at finally seeing you and alex back together after ten years, and definitely making “those” eyes at each other

excited and lovable!zoo whom you greet each and every one of them (they are practically your children), before you greet the rest of the albon family, who are equally delighted at your presence. they watch the rest of the albon siblings nudge and tease alex as you converse with his parents

sneaky sneaky!zoo who end up blocking out the other seats by not so subtly sitting in them, making you sit in the spot next to alex’s usual spot at the dinner table

sneaky sneaky!zoo who instead of retiring to the kitchen for their own dinners made specifically by mama albon, drag their bowls under the dining table and between feet, just to see and hear the conversation between you and alex.

which is definitely heading in the right direction…or so they think

sneaky sneaky!zoo who later that evening hears alex ramble on about his best friend, georgie aka george russell, in his childhood bedroom, you lounging in a beanbag and alex in his bed.

you’ve never heard alex talk about this “georgie”, so when he says his name for the first time, you mistakenly hear “georgina” - and are consequently disappointed to hear how close alex and this “woman” have gotten 

confused!zoo who makes their way into the room, only to see your face fall more and more as alex continues to lavish with great detail about the many late night dinners, paddle games and constant presence at the f1 paddock this “woman” has. 

are they dating or not?

confused!zoo who watches you grumpily dismiss alex in the middle of explaining his and “georgina’s” two week holiday to paris, to stiffly go back downstairs and say your goodbyes to the rest of the albon family, lest you stay for another three hours to hear about this “woman”

pouting!zoo who also watches alex’s face fall…do you not care about him anymore?

impertinent!zoo who refuses to let you leave without saying goodbye to alex, once you’ve laughed and smiled your way through goodbyes to the albon siblings, parents and all the pets, before going home

impertinent!zoo who take to blocking the doorway and barking, meowing and trying to trip your feet up

impertinent!zoo who gets both of your shoes into their mouths and start running off upstairs back to alex’s room with them

impertinent!zoo who take you all the way back to alex’s room, where he’s now on a call with the “woman”, hearing a georgie slip out of his mouth in a muffled groan

impertinent!zoo who pushes on the door, making you fall into the room mid-conversation, only to see a man’s face staring back at you from alex’s phone as he quickly tries to pull you back onto your feet

“is…that…georgina?” you ask confusedly, squinting as you look at alex’s phone to see a tall, lanky man squinting back

“georgina? what shit have you been saying about me alex?” george huffs, trying to introduce himself to you.

“wait? did you think george was a woman?” alex raises an eyebrow, turning back to you, and placing a hand on your shoulder before he started keening over in laughter.

giggling!zoo who watches you and alex start giggling, as george’s face turns into a sarcastic frown at your laughter, before he sighs and leaves with one last snark at his best mate

“just don’t mess it up this time albon,” he sighs and ends the facetime.

giggling!zoo who watches alex sheepishly scratch his neck before hesitantly grabbing your hand

“...well i don’t know if you heard it before you fell into the room, but…” alex starts, staring nervously into your eyes. you just smile softly, nodding at him to continue

“reallymissedyouandiwaswonderingifyouwantedtogooutfordinnertomorrow,” he shifts back awkwardly, squeezing his eyes shut before he can see your reaction.

giggling!zoo who sighs that luckily for alex, you return the favour, with a kiss on his nose, before scooping up otti and making him lick alex’s cheek

“ugh! y/nnie…” he sighs before wrapping you in his arms, and returning the kiss on your own nose

“i guess it’s a christmas miracle this year,” you laugh as the rest of the pets barrel in, leaving you and alex with your little family again.

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Hex Maniac from Pokémon

What was originally just drawing Hex Maniac with a side-ponytail somehow became Hex Maniac Farmer. I figured since that one Hex Maniac was selling Moomoo milk in XY that her family might have a farm back home.

[acutely-autistic]

Guys, send in your favorite video game cows. I’m gonna have @farm-paws rank them. So far I have Moomoos from Mario Kart, the cow and mooshroom from Minecraft, cow from Sims 3 and 4 (also the cow plant from Sims 4), cows from My Sims Kingdom, cow from Stardew Valley and cow from Fae Farm

[gianttol]

how big of a farm does Beth has?

Howdy :3

I'm verrrry bad at distances and measurements, but I'm a visual person. So I drew up a ROUGH size and layout for Beths farm.

Dark green - trees Light green - grass Pink - buildings (Beths house is the very bottom) Blue - lake She also has access to the fields off the right of this doodle, that's where Moomoo runs off to when she can. And the road at the bottom leads to the highway where she met Cherry.

[pokemonranch]

Howdy again!

I’m in sinnoh for a few days and I was wondering if I could bring the boys by for that Tauros meeting and potential adoption? Also, I just think it’d be cool to get to meet another rancher!

There aren’t too many of us in northwestern Jhoto, aside from the huge Moomoo farm.

Sure! I'm sure some of the 'mons here would love to see some new faces! And I feel the same about meeting other ranchers. Most of the ones I know live near Solaceon Town here in Sinnoh; Canalave doesn't have what you would call, a rich farm life. Mostly fishermen and Professors using the local library.

So, if any other ranchers/farmers are on rotomblr, feel free to reblog this so we can unite and maybe... have Farming-Con or something

[cursezoroark]

“How much do you know about Mona?”

This is often a question passed from friend to friend. Friend to Enemy. Enemy to friend. Friend to lover. But never strangers. As the interceptor roamed the region, their name spread far and thin, in an almost broken game of telephone. Some spun rumors, some scoffed, some marveled, some praised. But the answer was always different. No matter who it was.

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“Ah uh-“ Ben rummaged the boxes in the shelves of the barn, glasses of moomoo milk clinking together in harmony. “Hold on- here. Hold this. I know them somewhat yeah. Wandered straight into the barn and fell asleep in a haystack. Woke them up and fed them some of these moomoo milk you’re holding. Went on some weird journeys together, got tackled by an Emboar. And from there we’re friends!”

The farmer opened his own glass of moomoo milk, taking a swig before continuing. “It’s a good thing my intuition was right. Strong, strong trainer they were, enough to carry my Miltank! That kid could lift! I’d say they’re almost perfect to live in a farm, wish we could have kept them to work. Ah well.”

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“Mona? I know everything. I’m best friends with Mona.” A man with a baseball cap crowed to their peers. In the bustling streets of GDC, he sat inside of a local cafe, petting his Victreebel (who was enjoying a honey milk tea). “We’ve got some tight history, man. My cousin, Oli? Before he passed they would play together all the time. I was their babysitter.”

“Oh yeah. They were shy as fuck. Trembled and shit. Oli and I were able to get them out of it, and then it was just me. Back then we had each others back. Now look at them!”

“Why don’t we keep in contact anymore? Ah well, fallouts. They happen, we lose touch. I’m just proud to see them succeed. I was right to believe in them. Now they’re the big hotshot!”

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“To be honest? Not much.” Melia admitted. Carefully polishing her pokeballs, she ruminated over the question in an almost hesitant manner. To her side, Hapi chirped softly, before leaning against her.

“Mona is kind. They’re my best friend. And they saved my life more times than it ever should be. Those are three things I know.” One pokeball was set down for another, its polish gleaming under the ceiling light. “They also have a tendency to get lost, be reckless, and come back in days- that’s four.”

“I told them things about me, what I could offer. My childhood, my hobby, my fears, my worries, whatever I could spare, but- sorry Hapi, here- they don’t say much. They never say much, they just listen and it’s so. So. Ugh.”

“I don’t know if it’s hard for them to talk about, or they don’t remember, or if it’s some interceptor Effect, but they just won’t answer me.” Melia began targeting her frustration at a noticeable smudge in Patience’s pokeball. Quickly, the smudge began to stain the cloth, in a crusty, soot color.

“I want them to trust in me. And I’ll keep trying until I die. I’ll answer your question when I get there, ok?”

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[alolanratttatas]

the chokehold Moomoo Farms has on the dairy industry is insane

[kiawren]

KiaWren my beloved 💜

🧋drink - what would be your f/o’s drink order? (coffee, tea, boba, lemonade, energy drink, smoothie, soda, etc? get as specific as you’d like!)

🩰 shoes - if your s/i and f/o can/could dance, what styles would they use? (ballet, hip hop, ballroom, salsa, tap, etc?)

🎧 headphones - what genre of music does your f/o like to listen to?

💐 bouquet - what kind of flowers would be in a bouquet that represents your s/i and f/o?

🧋drink - what would be your f/o’s drink order? (coffee, tea, boba, lemonade, energy drink, smoothie, soda, etc? get as specific as you’d like!)

I think kia.we would be the type to like tea, i feel like he'd appreciate the meditativeness related to it (one of his pokemas voicelines was abour meditating at the volcano hahah I feel like he'd like to drink it to relax) I also don't think he'd like coffee all that much, I don't think he'd like the bitterness, and he can stay awake and active just fine without caffeine. Plus in the morning he'd drink the moomoo milk from his family's farm. Sooo I think he'd like milky drinks! Maybe milkshakes. I think he'd like strawberry ones. I think it's cute how he looks intimidating but he'd go up to you like One order for strawberry milkshake pleas🙂 tbh idk I dont think hes picky at all so he'd honestly be up to try anything as long as its not super bitter.

🩰 shoes - if your s/i and f/o can/could dance, what styles would they use? (ballet, hip hop, ballroom, salsa, tap, etc?)

Well canonically kia.we already does fire dancing! He studies and performs the traditional ones passed down in alo.la

I don't know about dance very well so other than that I'm not too sure what else he'd like, but definitely more traditional and cultural dances, as opposed to modern ones.

As for me/ my s/i........ I cant dance so.... I really don't know, sorry😭😭😭 Though I'd definitely be very willing to learn from Kia.we, in fact one scenario I think about sometimes is him behind my guiding my hands to where they should be to spin the staff correctly, but I accidentally his his face when I spin it backwards 😭😭😭😭

🎧 headphones - what genre of music does your f/o like to listen to?

I think music with rhythms that remind him of/inspire him for his dancing.

I hc his parents have a radio that's often playing music at home, but he didnt pay much attention to it before he met my s/i and he hears them talk about the music they like. So he starts paying attention to the radio and remembers the local love songs that remind him of wren hehehehee apart from love songs I just think he'd like local hawaiian music becuz he just likes his own culture. And wren is super interested about music local to him, so he searches up a bunch and they listen together and he translates it for them :D

I also think he'd like power metal (like the song Through the fire and the flames by dragonforce) becuz it gets him hyped lol. So he likes those, but also melodic local songs becuz he can be a softie too.. Hehe

I answered the 💐bouquet one here!!

[skygremlin]

Dunno if anyone's done anything more extensive with this but I wanted to translate things in honkai star rail :> like- words you see on posters and whatnot. I saw the wanted posters and wanted to know what everything else says lol

Me: I'm not going to do everything and put it up here

Also me: does most if not everything in the administrative district

I'll be using the capitalization that's used in the in game writing (i.e. one sign might say BELOBOG and another might say Belobog) also note that there are in game typos and I'll mention that after writing them. If I get anything else wrong though, feel free to lmk. I tried to get things as accurate as possible but it's hard to make out letters sometimes and/or I may just mistype ^^

I mainly go from top to bottom/left to right

Anyhoot, let's get to it! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ sorry they're out of order, I basically just put them in the order which I saw them

Administrative district, Belobog

• Theatrical posters:

THE STARS ROSE (stardust rose poster. Interactable)

NVASILISA AND BARBARAYAGA (unsure if the first letter for nvasilisa is correct. Leisha and Mrs. Trude poster. Interactable)

Masks and robes (small text)//AFTER THE WHITE

AFTER THE WHITE

THE STARS ROSE (L)// LOVE OR RESPONSIBILITY (R)

THE STAG GOS__ (?can't make out the last 1/2 letters)

• Assorted signage/billboards:

GO PACK

Want to go on a trip (on arrow)

Speed efficiency safety (efficiency looks like efficienca but the poster has a worn look with some letters fading so it could just be efficiency)

Clocks and watches

TAKE A BREAK

TOSTATO

cafe club

Ubemouhau Masagun

MGUIGE

Nodconheunuk

Pomawkabp

UBemok Poge

Konokonbwyoulb (yeah, idk. Also all of these signs are the same. I think only one is interactable)

PASSION

it's in everything we do

GRAND GOETHE

WELCOME TO THE BEST HOTEL IN TOEN (in game typo)

????//OUTSKIRT (top sign. Not sure what the small text is)

Identify Belobog

BELOBOG HARDWARE

Durable and convenient (bottom/right sign)

JUICE

Daily Milk

MOOMOO FARM

MILK⋅BUTTER⋅CHEESE

ARTIFICIAL MILK & HEALTH DAILY

ARTIFICIAL MILK// HEALTH DAILY

MOOMOO FARM

SWEET BUTTER (had to flip the image to make sense of the words)

I might kick myself later for it not being in my "correct" category but I wanted all the milk ones together

ARTIFICIAL MILK

MOOMOO FARM

Start your day fresh as Moomoo

Daily Milk

Parterre Honey

100% honey

• Storefronts/buildings:

KAMOGAN (shop with Ronald)

menu

cappuccino, lemon Red tea, ice milk, cappuccino (again. All 3 parts of the menu basically say the same thing. I'm not sure what the small text says on the middle menu)

Keep quiet in the museum// Half price for children

using history as a mirror (top mid)// going astray by rev (bottom mid)// UNION MUSEUM

BELOBOG

APPEAL OFFICE

Belobog Appeal Office

Belobog Grand Theatre

BELOBOG SOUP FACTORY (idk what the small text says)

Read freely// Belobog Book Shop// read if you want

BOOK NWY (spelled like that)

Do a good job in residential heating and provide better service

UNION HEATING SUPPLY

GOLDEN OPERA HOUSE

WELCOME TO THE BEST HOTEL (top bit says GOETHE)

Gonna be a multi-parter bc I didn't realize I'd hit the image limit lol continued

[kate66s]

Does Viha have sympathy for Neo Miltank, and Yinyegg and Gondack?

100% and that goes out to any pokemon that was basically either affected or changed to be of more use for mass production. Sense those pokemon are basically suffering and being killed for consumption. Which us kinda why Team Axios targets mansions of people who support those productions and try to set loose the pokemon contained in those farms. Team Axios tries their best to figure out their food on their own sense the main corporations keep giving the people in the lower levels what is basically contaminated and dangerous food. So what they try and do is use pokemon that have limbs that can be taken off and grow back. Like Slowpoke Tails, Staryu tendrils, Blissie eggs, Tropius fruits, Veluza filets, Clobbopus tendrils, Toadscruel flaps, Abrolive olives and oil, Garganacl salt, Scovillain spice and most likely every crustasion based pokemon. And of course Miltank for moomoo milk but that's it.

Stay well feed

[pokilicious]

I'm playing Pokemon Black 2 again and this time I'm doing a Bug monotype and boy did I discover some shit:

1) There's less bugs in Unova than I imagined, there's enough of them to make a team, sure, but I wish there was more

2) I've never bought/used so many potions and itens in a playthrough before, they hit hard but are made of paper, I'm single-handedly financially supporting the Driftveil market with the amount of Moomoo Milk and Revival Herbs I buy

3) The best way to farm most of the things I need is give Exp. Share to a pokemon, Amulet coin to the first one and continually challenge the pokebreeders, now my pokemon can be over level and I can be rich

4) I hate the train station with a burning passion, I tried to collect 18 BP to buy the Hidden Power TM and give it to my Heracross, since I needed a Ice-type attack against Drayden, BUT IT TAKES SO LONG AND IT GIVES SO LITTLE BP!! 7 wagons in the double battle train gives you only 3 BP :,) So I just brute forced with my Volcarona and surprisingly won. Also during one run, three of my pokemon fainted and I got soft locked because apparently I can't use only one pokemon in a double battle, even though there was only one enemy in the field, so I had to restart the game and lose a 12 streak :,) So yeah, I hate Battle Train

5) No one likes evolutions through trading, right? What do you mean I can't get a Escavalier just because I don't know anyone that plays this game??

6) I was not familiar with Galvantula's game, to be honest I thought it was going to be a mid pokemon, but that thing is so strong?? Hit-KO is their middle name

7) ALWAYS BE OVER LEVEL ALWAYS BE OVER LEVEL ALWAYS BE OVER LEV-

I'll probably edit or repost this if I find more interesting stuff, right now I just destroyed the Water Gym with my Galvantula and Leavanny and I'm going to farm instead of progressing the story :D

[oh-shinx]

Fun fact, apparently the biggest grocery store in all of Lumiose City does not have a direct trade route with their moomoo milk farms. Instead, they go through this random lady north of the city instead to get the milk. The more you know??????