#Monsieur Mallah

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC Adoption fic

Okay so what started as a crack idea actually makes more sense than it should

Danny gets adopted by the Brain and Monsieur Mallah

Now you may ask yourself: why would Danny get adopted by the brain of a French mad scientist and an intelligent French gorilla, both of who are founding members of the brotherhood of evil?

Well thank you for asking because

A) it’d be really funny

B) the Brain and Mallah are canonically a gay couple, have been a couple in the comics since 1990, as weird as it is they’re kind of cute together. Check this out

Like it’s oddly cute and I want to see more of them living in domestic bliss

C) Danny is already used to living with mad scientists for parents, this honestly wouldn’t be that big of an adjustment

D) I think they’re mostly retired and living out their days together currently?

E) Mallah could beat Vlad at chess and that would piss Vlad off

F) Danny has an affinity for gorillas and frankly it would be hilarious if every ape that sees Danny tries to adopt him

Mallah, holding Danny up by his armpits: But Brain, Mon amor, just look at him

Danny: *Hisses*

They also appear on my adventures with Superman if you just want some media that shows their relationship

Idk I think in a reveal gone bad they could really work, retired mad scientists are better than mad scientists trying to dissect him

PLUS THEY CAN HAVE A MAD SCIENCE OFF

Fentons come at them with weird sci fi gadgets, they have different gadgets ready

Some good ol’ mad scientist on mad scientist violence

LET THE GORILLA AND BRAIN GET GAY MARRIED AND ADOPT A GHOST

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Jimmy Olsen assembling a crack team of lesbians, gays, and bisexuals (we've all seen how you look at Vicki Vale, Lois) to save his pal Superman.

[qwahaxahn]

This week's My Adventures with Superman episode really is 'Jimmy and Lois team up with gay people to do a crime'

[saccharinescorpion]

the new episode of My Adventures With Superman was a hell of a way to learn there’s more than one DC character that is a villainous hyper intelligent gorilla

[oneshotprincess]

german and french gay married robot and gorilla living a simple life of peace is not what i had in my bingo card for my adventures with superman episode 6 but you know what? i'm loving this

[optionalgs]

The things the recent Superman episode did right:

Monsieur Mallah and the Brain: "okay, yes, we are mad scientists and maybe a little evil, but at least we're not cops/the military-industrial complex."

Also them being gay and saying fuck this shit, we're going somewhere where we can be married mad scientists in peace.

Jimmy KNEW ALL ALONG becuse of course he did, he's Clark's best friend! He's known him for years!

Sam Lane being presented as this incredibly ruthless leader, but his body is just so dad. Look at him. He's just a dad. A dad who says things like "we will rip Superman from the sky and bury him."

[copdog1234]

Happy Pride Month to these two specifically.

[thejdblog]

"Love Is Not For Cowards"

Happy Pride Month.

It's a Month, but your loves hopefully last beyond time and any struggle.

[kal8elle]

[el-ffej]

There is a lot to unpack here.

[the-witchhunter]

DP X DC ADOPTION FIC

MEET YOUR NEW PARENTS DANNY:

MONSIEUR MALLAH AND THE BRAIN

ONE IS A BRAIN THE OTHER A GORILLA AND THEYRE BOTH FRENCH

Yes Danny, your new mad scientist parents are gay AND European

[thestrawberryfool]

My Adventures with Superman: Season 1, Episode 6: My Adventures With Mad Science.

[chaosbeetlefrontiers]

I have been shipping Leslie and Rory since the show first started airing, so for almost a year now. This already makes me incredibly happy and paring them with Mallah and Brain only makes it better. Happy pride month, everyone!

[browsethestacks]

The Brain And Monsieur Mallah

From Who's Who In The DC Universe

Art by Bill Sienkiewicz

[psycloclo]

when you have a secret crush for your super intelligent scientist colleague - who happens to be a gorilla too

/before the accident/

[teartra]

Never thought a gay relationship between a French gorilla and a German cyborg would make me cry today