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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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what i hate most about the millions of 'titans tower au fics' out there is how they only ever end the same few ways: jason snaps out of his 'pit madness' (lol), jason realizes that tim is being abused by his dad or whoever and becomes tim's knight in shining armor, jason just plain never really meant it and all that lil timmy blood over the floors makes him change his mind :((

jason jason jason, it's always about jason changing his mind and never about tim. tim has nothing to do in these fics except get beaten up for the sake of jason's change of heart. in most of these fics, tim never gets to rescue himself, he never gets to win through his own ingenuity, he never gets to prove why he earned robin, he never even gets to snark at jason most of the times. he just gets to wait (or worse, cry!!!) until jason changes his mind and stops hurting him.

like hmm! that sure is smth!

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6 has three 2's which is a good amount but of a relatively smaller number, whereas 6 has two 3's, which is fewer, but 3 is a bigger number, so it really comes to about the same. so youve got options

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i love u chunky batman and twunk superman

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nothing beats kon's ttk

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Typical role dustribution

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weaponizing autism to get the loser pretty boy away from your crush

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the cringiest thing about me is that i want to write helena bartinelli x me fanfic. i want her so bad its unreal

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i think one of the things that bother me about karl kesel and superboy 1994 is how the narrative talks about these heavy issues but never resolves them in regards to kon el himself.

for example, it's big on the clones are people too, clones are exploited themes and yet...kon el's exploitation at the hands of people like tana or rex is never resolved. he gets chucked to animal island and then rex is suddenly gone and tana gets brain-fried while still maintaining her position as the love of his life or whatever.

the knockout arc shows her deliberately isolating kon from his friends, making him believe only she's right and that they belong together. classic grooming techniques. and then at the end of it all kon is reaffirming his relationship with tana, the adult woman who used (and uses!) him for ratings

like how can you not see the discrepancy karl?? i genuinely want to understand lmao

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they’re kinda giving gay

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Long council meetings.

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coming back after a year of not posting art with a shitpost,, hello jayvik nation

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i can’t tell if dick grayson or jason todd are a more accurate depiction of the female experience and it’s driving me mad

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tfw u finally realize u have a crush on the town farmer

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to be loved is to be found ( ꈍ◡ꈍ) 🌟

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