#Mm Mm Mm so tasty!

[sentimental-apathy]

Happy Pride, yall.

[sweeneydino]

Family man.

[lovesickeros]

in the meantime come to horrifying realization there's like zero yan clorinde content so everyone sit down and listen to my ted talk (this is a requirement I have locked the doors and blocked the fire exits)

personally don't think Clorinde leans towards threats to be honest. she'd feel horrible and guilty if she did and I don't think she could handle you hating her or being afraid of her (maybe if you pushed her far enough then maybe she could justify it because she's trying to protect you but you'd really have to push it).

imo? leans more towards following you around with a hint of subtle manipulation behinf the scenes0. even if it's within the confines of the Court of Fontaine and the place is swarming with Gardemeks you can never be too sure. absolutely fumbles the excuse if you catch her though (if)

the epitome of gentleman, too. she "bumps" into you a lot and always offers to help– even if it's just a few small bags she takes them from you to help ease your burden, basically following you around like a lost puppy. it's a lot easier to trust the nice, polite woman who helped you then the stilted, awkward woman desperate for your attention.

her reluctance to threaten you or force you to do anything doesn't extend to people you know, though. she can cook up any manner of crime that'd get them stuck fighting a duel with her or dealing with a trial that'd get them sent straight to the fortress.

of course, the first thing she'd do is make sure you're okay. she still cares about you (and she really doesn't mean to manipulate you, but really, don't you find it odd that everyone around you is so sketchy? you should be more careful about who you trust. you trust her though, dont you?).

clorinde is very much in for the long game, in the end. she'd only kidnap you as a last resort. she'd much prefer slowly getting closer to you and having you come with her of your own free will (even if it's because she's been planting ideas in your head that you really aren't safe all alone like this. all your friends turned out to be criminals, after all, and what if they start to blame you and try to hurt you? it's best that you stay with her for a while)

if you had a lover, though? oh, she's livid. she makes sure to pin an absolutely heinous crime on them– one that would involve you. after all, she could swoop in and play savior after killing that wretched pest. she did save you from their alleged plan, after all.

a bit awkward with physical affection to be honest, but she tries in her own way. she does what she can to make your life easier– protects you, makes sure you have a roof over your head and nice clothes, a bed and warm baths, expensive foods..anything you want, she would get you without even asking.

why would you ever want to leave? don't you know how dangerous it is outside? who would take care of you if not her? she provides you with all you need, and with only the best (please don't leave)

basically your personal guard dog. she won't bite if you just listen to her and stay put.

and she's just absolutely smitten. careful if you actually use her gifts, because she'll think you're reciprocating her affection whether you are or not. you'll be drowning in new clothes, always trying need food..and she'll always be hovering over your shoulder, watching.

[caycanteven]

how big is Bal and does can I smooch? (* ￣3)(ε￣ *)

Bal is 6'9", just an inch taller than Axe/Horror teehee. We love the big bois out here cant you tell? He does hunch a little though.

He's a little shy around new folks and has trouble showing affections outright. However, if given time and respect, he'd cozy up to ya.

If you happen to get close enough with him, he appreciates browbone and cheekbone kisses the most, and small forms affections are his go to in most situations!

[brosif40]

Wanted to make something cool w this guy so yeag <3 (it's transparent!!)

[aroaessidhe]

Cosmoknights is SO GOOD I'm obsessed with this comic

[so-called-egg]

i love wearing my fishnet gloves and my queer shirts and sitting in class drinking my pineapple juice out of a tin can!

i love when people are able to look at me and go "yeah that's a faggot"!!!! and i'm so sorry for all of my siblings who are not able to do these things. may one say you be free!!!

[zestials]

rory ... you ask ... what are these gifs pointing out ??? zestial doesn't show in a reflection when by all logical reasoning & standing next to alastor , he should. but he shows on film ( which we know is a camera considering alastor's making it go fucky - wucky ) i'm pulling this into the fact that i've often been equating him to the known & unknown !!!! ( knowledge & the lack thereof , the innate fear that comes with it , a fear that's enough to make your skin crawl & light yourself ablaze desperate for an escape. ) he should show , but he doesn't. you don't see him coming when he's already got his eyes on you. you can't even trust your own reflection to be truthful !! this is also part of his distaste for more modern technology that's actually capable of capturing his likeness properly. while he's certainly had paintings done in the past , it's one thing to simply have a memory & another entirely for the possibility of ruining his plans by giving an early warning.

which means with the up of security systems , zestial has made some fun examples of those that thought it'd stop him . 🫶 ( but it is now something he actively looks out for & will go to lengths to destroy first if the need arises. )

EDIT: maybe they fr were just lazy .. he shows here ... but yk ? i like this headcanon so i'm keeping it. close your eyes ... sh.....

[rontra]

@starrstrike umm...a heem heem...hii... i just wanted to say tysm for the nice tags... 🥺🥺 ive been reading them over and over i hope it's ok to respond this way bc i can't really reply to tags LMAO

i just. it means a lot!!! 👍 thank u!!!!!!

anyway here's a couple more doodles of them i hadnt posted HFDHBJG

[theangelshavethephonebox]

the noodle incident

I think my little short vignette in here is the thing I am most proud of writing ever in my entire life, and everyone else's vignettes are absolutely mmm noodles amazing,, too,, so you should give them a read!! All free!! https://www.arcbeatlepress.com/news-and-updates/the-noodle-man-available-now

Mm yes tastee,,, very tasty noodles, come buy my back!!! Haha wow amazing book over here! First one for free!! Wowee, aren't arcbeatle amazing for,, amazing for giving you this plate of noodles? You should read it,, read the noodle man's book, mmm, haha wow amazing noodle book!! Haha

[jesncin]

have y'all read Final Crisis: Requiem and if so how much did y'all cry? first time I read it I teared up and then I immediately read it again and the details in the pages made me cry. finally found a paper copy of it several years back and it's genuinely one of my most favorite things I own

I have read it! I didn't cry but I do think that out of the many times J'onn has died, that was the most brutal and emotional way to send him out. There's also something so cool and eerie about how his telepathic connection with the league lingers after his death. I like it a lot and you are very lucky to have a copy of it!!

[ponku-po]

Apple Eater - LostSheepp

[bansenshukai]

What's the ship, OP? 👀

😭 ik it makes no sense okay it makes sense in my HEAD

and only in a very specific dynamic that i maybe wrote a 1k intro chapter to already

iruka/obito no i know. it makes no sense. I just had this incredibly specific vision in which obito is an (unrepentant) war criminal and imprisioned post 4th war, and he is so toxic and bitter and dangerous and kakashi is so obviously compromised and guilt ridden about the whole thing! so kakashi (as the 6th hokage) realizes (reluctantly, and definitely pushed by his jounin commander/advisor shikamaru to the path of logic) that in order to best serve his village and stay loyal he shouldn't talk to obito, or see him. period.

and where does iruka come in? well the 6th hokage needs to assign one person to interact w his problematic beloved but also someone who isn't going to go crazy and has extremely high security clearance but also might feel some level of empathy and is proven to put the village first always.

and oh, hey. would you look at that one mission desk shinobi/academy sensei/big-hearted loud-mouthed chunin who fits those criteria exactly?

and thus Iruka is given the extremely dubious honor of being obito's jailer basically.

[weregreatatcrime]

Given that sushi comment she made in canon when Xever brought her food while imprisoned, maybe she’d take a bite or two out of him? I can just see him escaping and vowing revenge for it.

Oh man, while she WISHES she could eat him, she's in a bit of a hurry. And Karai would never be so amateurish as to leave behind witnesses!

Sorry Xever. At least you're getting a relatively merciful death?

She's totally taunted and fucked with him before by eating sushi around him in perfectly innocent but creepy ways, though. Karai has made it a game over the years to see how much she can terrify her father's lieutenants without them being able to actually complain about it. Xever is one of her favorites. Well. Was :)

[vampirecatboy]

picked my spell but i continue to agonize over ability scores

at least i have a full week to decide what to do lol

[donuts4evry1]