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artalotus · 6 months ago

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OH MY GODDDDDD

bottles!! 🐬💙🐟

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jedi-starbird · 6 months ago

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Picture this: Padawan Obi-Wan somehow ends up backed into a corner without his lightsaber. Panicking, he grabs the first thing in his pockets, the river stone Qui-Gon gave him, and just. fucking launches it at the bad guy's head in a one kit KO.

Qui-Gon turns up 10 seconds later like I found your saber! are you alright padawan?? w-why are you cleaning blood off your river stone???

He thinks it's hilarious once Obi-Wan explains and keeps giving him bigger and bigger stones.

Next time they end up in a sticky situation Qui-Gon just hands Obi-Wan a large rock like go forth my padawan :)

#Uncle Rael dropping round like hey kid how'd you like to upgrade? here so you put the cloth in the alcohol bottle and then-#obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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press-f1-to-grieve · 1 month ago

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i find it quite cute that they all turned to each other and created a little circle when they took a sip

#my timing was off and i couldn't snap the pic when max still had his bottle up tho 😔#max verstappen #charles leclerc #oscar piastri #idk your name rbr man im so sorry #lestappen #it's a lestappen family post to me but hey #could be #choscar #and #maxoscar #too #did i get their ship name right idk i'm sorry #2024/qatar gp

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objectstore · 8 months ago

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I'm watching all the stars burn out

#hfjone #my art_#onehfj #soda bottle #scenty #backpack #got a sudden urge to do weird one fanart last night #started out as just a bryce doodle and then i was like hey i should do the other two #hence why theyre more dramatic looking while hes just. sitting there.#most proud of the amelia one #fun fact i colored it on the train today

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watchmewhirl · 5 months ago

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Parents.

Masterpost

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winesharksea · 9 months ago

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every so often jace sends kit very upscale hair care products because the herondales have a reputation to protect damn it

#personally i think the first time jace visits cirenworth he asked kit what hair stuff he uses & kit said um the bottle is green? its 2 in 1?#and jace's soul left his body temporarily before he gave an impassioned speech about protecting the herondale image via one's hair #kit goes to school like hey does anyone want this 70$ leave in conditioner my weird cousin sent to me #jace herondale #kit herondale #the wicked powers #twp

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hosseinis · 1 year ago

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favorite reoccurring characters on star trek: the next generation ↳ dwight schultz as lieutenant reginald barclay

I mean, I'm the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there's a party. And when I get there, I'll wind up alone in a corner trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant.

#reginald barclay #dwight schultz #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #startrekdaily #startrekgifs #clearing out my drafts a little bit!#hey. look at him. who'd've thought. not me!#lieutenant broccoli #tngsidefaves #tng #ship in a bottle was shot on a fuckin potato #i could NOT make that gif sharpen up for the life of me #my edits

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mushroominaforest · 5 months ago

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Well, I drew baby Hunter and Arti, so here’s baby Inv and Saint from the au!

Lore dump time!

Like I’ve said, these siblings are total opposites, and they were even more different as kids. You guys seem to like Saint’s silly expressions, but when they were younger they didn’t express anything. They aren’t bored or annoyed with Inv in the picture, they just literally always looked like that. Inv on the other hand, can’t mask to save their life. They’ve always been very expressive, loud and hyper, in sharp contrast with their sibling who almost never spoke back then.

Unfortunately for Inv, the Iterator that created and raised these two definitely preferred Saint. Inv was too much of a handful, but Saint was the perfect kid in their opinion- basically just a statue. Inv isn’t as stupid as they can act sometimes, and they definitely knew that their younger sibling was the favourite. That wasn’t a great feeling for them.

Despite their differences, Saint and Inv are very close. Inv has always been able to tell what Saint is feeling regardless of what expression they have, and Saint has always been patient with Inv and has never really minded their antics.

#Part of the reason they are so different is the Iterator “learning from their mistakes” when making Inv #So Saint (the second child) turned out a lot more to their liking personality-wise #The only times Saint ever really expressed themself is when they had panic attacks #Which they have always gotten #Constantly bottling up every single emotion they ever got was not very good for them #But hey at least their parent liked them!#Inv has self-worth issues from not being the favourite #They just can’t change #no matter how hard they tried #Anyways the siblings are doing a lot better now #But they are still far from looking or acting normal #Rw Saint #Rw Inv #Rw Enot #rain world #More au things!#Rw siblings au

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cent-scratchnsniff · 3 months ago

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to smile. to rejoice. to celebrate

#lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #lobotomy corp spoilers #lobotomy corporation spoilers #ayin lobcorp #carmen lobcorp #angela lobcorp #hey. sorry. btw. HAHA. this one took a bit and im not THAT happy with it but the concept is there and real so yay!!#it was based off of bloodbath's entry. i didnt have the interent so i didnt know it was WINE sue me okay.#anyways Carmen's tradition of celebrating every success. hokma storyyy 5? i think talking about how there was no one to celebrate with and #opening the last bottle he had . day 4? i think it was where he wrote into the script a celebration or congratulation with drinks with #angela for the death of an employee or a first milestone as a manager. yeah. hey buddy why did you do that btw. angela who was based off #carmen originally mimicking the action and habit he picked up from her and to experience it yet again. hey buddy. what #lobcorp spoilers #HOW MANY SPOILER TAGS ARE THERE!!! not mad just confused on which ive been using #/<QUEUE>/

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ducktracy · 2 years ago

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to those who have not seen the climax to Dave Tendlar's King of the Mardi Gras: prepare to let some unabashed joy into your life you never knew you needed

#please watch Popeye cartoons if you have not. they're on Boomerang but you can also plug almost all of them into Dailymotion #i really haven't watched more joyful and fun cartoons #they have a lot of great themes about helping out the little guy as well while not being pretentious about it #such as the short preaching 'brotherly love' where Popeye teaches said brotherly love by beating up everyone in sight #i sort of fall off of them after they moved to Miami and lost Mae Questel/Gus Wicke especially in 1938 but i think there are still some #stand outs... 1936-1938 is probably the peak but i enjoy some of the earliest shorts as well #i firmly believe that if you went up to a doctor and said “hey doc i need a prescription for happiness”#said doc would give you one RX bottle of Fleischer Popeye cartoons. they are just the embodiment of pure joy and pure fun #popeye #king of the mardi gras #tendlar #vid

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gen4grl · 4 months ago

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you would think after all the yapping i do about these losers i would have a plethora of art uploaded … no… so here is my first kantrio post lol

i did these over the last month while watching the olympic weightlifting and jamming to kpop (stan red velvet and kiss of life BTW!!!)

#pokemon #pkmn #trainer red #rival blue #trainer leaf #i made them classy and smoke from a joint idk maybe i should of done the classic aussie teen experience and make them smoke from a water #bottle bong 🤩 red is a massive foodie so ofc he has the multiple options of snacks ready lol my go-to fried food was a capriccosia pizza 😭#i’m always conflicted on the blue smoking hc (just cigarettes yall lol) i often see fanart of professor blue smoking and i see the vision #50/50??? let me ask the audience 🗣️ i think i’m bias cause i am cursed with thinking men who smoke are extremely attractive lmao #there is 100% lore behind that second piece but i am so burnt out and i don’t think it’ll fit in tags lol #also just have a raging fear of sharing anything kantrio related LOL like raging projectile vomiting level anxiety #blue fears repeating the toxic cycles he grew up in but oops he’s doing exactly that in the second piece 🧐#wowzers … as kieran would say lol … i love writing and thinking about blue and his emotional growth over those 3 years red was missing #but hey sometimes something hurts so badly it takes you back to that sad and scared child version of yourself right?#strength to me is like: red >>>>>>> leaf >> blue🤷🏻‍♀️ they technically both canonically beat blue in gamecanon so … my girl is strong sorry #ain’t standing shy timid leaf in this house …#also - despite being acespec myself i didn’t know demi was under the ace umbrella! i think it suits red super well imo :p #pan aswell bc i don’t think he gaf 😭 also shout out to one of my fave pkmn artists kiriato 🫶🏻🤧 i was going through such bad art block and #their work inspired all of these :3 i love their stuff sm espcially their comics 🥹 i drew all of these using their brush sets too!!!#trainer blue #blue pokemon #red pokemon #leaf pokemon #pokemon art #pokemon fanart #pokemon frlg #trainer green #rival green #my art <3 #kanto au

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funkyfreshinthebuilding · 3 months ago

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i had to put this fella in one of those sketchy free online image resizers cuz he packed too many pixels for tumblr

#undertale #utdr #grillby #art #artists on tumblr #artists on crack #still need that lethal injection #i made this drawing for my friend ryb #ryb if you see this HAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also umm. dont look at the bottle in the bottom right if you have amongusphobia. im so sorry guys #fire #digital art #he is holding a hot chocolate if you look really closely #also i gave him cufflinks with nobody's permission #HEY!! WHERE'S THAT LETHAL INJECTION!!! I REQUESTED IT LIKE 2 YEARS AGO WHAT'S GOING ON

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lilybug-02 · 1 year ago

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I, too, would like to say something to Kris as the Soul that’s probably going to be turned into squeaky noises. Except it’s the exact opposite of the last thing someone said to them as the Soul

“Vessel, you dare laugh at my my squeaky noises? I am the All-Annihilating God. Countless worlds. Countless timelines. Countless lives. All fell to me. All brought to nothing. Memories, families, heroes, innocents. None of them gave me pause. And you? I have given you meaning. No matter what form I take… I have NEVER been denied. I have only ever been delayed. I’m starting to miss the Weird Route Timeline”

GOSHDANG TEENAGE GOOGLY EYES!!!

#*sprays you with water bottle* Hey! Only I'm supposed to scare them with the weird route!#ask stuff #deltarune chara timeline #silly

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clickbeetle · 9 months ago

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all of you are FAKE monsterfuckers!!!!! where is all the Beast fanart??????? “ohhh she’s not conventionally attractive” FUCK you i am holding her in my arms

#slay the princess #she is my little kittycat. i will not get her claws removed. she just needs a spray bottle #‘but she’s an animal’ this is the furry website!!!! she can speak and think and consent!!!!#i’m not even sexually attracted to her i just think she’s neat #she can eat me and give me The Wild route. i like that one :)#i’m not into vore i just like when characters make me go ‘hey what the fuck’

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nohm94art · 1 year ago

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Welcome to the "Parenting" Club

#twisted wonderland #Dire Crowley #Lilia Vanrouge #twst oc #Hey hey what's that bottle of milk doing there #Lilia was an absolute pain to color #twst fanart #yes that is my oc in her sleepwear #does it ring a bell hahahahaha #twst book 7 spoilers #twst spoilers #twst yuu

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