#Mister Universe competition

[yupher]

earth-42 Miles Morales x GN! reader

The day it all started

or Drabble about how you and miles became close (kind of)

Warnings: Miles is aloof and distant thanks to his canon events in this universe. Reader is overbearing (just a tad) and has a one-sided rivalry with Miles. Mentions of blood and injuries. Mentions of death. Enemies to friends to??

P.S.: I wrote this with a male reader in mind, turned out gender-neutral and stick to it. English is not my first language so excuse any spelling or redaction mistakes. This is my first post yay!

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• Everything started in freshman year, you and Miles both won a spot in the prestigious private school Brooklyn Visions Academy.

• You’re both equally intelligent, having passed the entry test with perfect scores.

• You earned this.

• You’ve been academically competitive all your life, this opportunity was the way to prove your worth and you weren’t going to lose it.

• Miles didn’t want to go there, he preferred to stay at his old school.

• He didn’t need a bunch of snobby and stuck-up kids to look him weird.

• He also had a lot going on, his uncle granted him more responsibility on missions, and even helped him build his own mask

• He was chasing his full potential.

• You both were cranky at the beginning, not interacting with one another at all.

• He kept to himself, preferring to be alone rather than bothered.

• You seemed to attract people unintended, they drifted to you.

• You had a handful of acquaintances now, it became useful for team projects and other things.

The day you first interacted with Miles was a Tuesday, the routine was easy. You share History and social studies on the first block. You sit in the second row, he sits in the back.

Mister Fujita started the lesson with a brief summary of the latest class and told everyone the next mark would be an essay, done in duos. You rolled your eyes discretely- working with other people was simply troubling it only brought problems. While you thought of who would you ask to be with you the professor said he would be the one to make the pairs.

Miles was sitting with crossed arms, his usual resting face (that his mom told him numerous times was unfriendly) and his leg bouncing up and down. He was on edge. Today was the anniversary of his father's death. He wasn't exactly putting a lot of attention to what the Professor was saying, only coming back from the deep of his thoughts when he heard his name being called.

Alongside yours.

You could only sigh in frustration, turning around to look for him between the numerous students. To your surprise, his hard gaze was already on you, it made you shiver slightly. You fixed your eyes on the board as Mr. Fujita kept giving the directions for the essay. You dammed yourself, knowing you couldn't escape this.

When the professor sent everyone to organize the essay with their pair at the end of the lecture, you grudgingly stood up to go and talk with Morales. You ignored the pitiful looks some of your classmates sent you, it was futile to give them any more reasons to pity you right now.

Stopping in front of his seat, you made an effort to look at him. Again his eyes found you first, following you since you raised from your chair.

“I have a free period from 12 to 2- if you have the time we can go to the study hall to sort this out.” your words sound robotic. As if you studied them a hundred times to make them sound as neutral as possible.

Miles was fidgeting with his pencil, hardly paying you any mind. He seemed nonchalant as always and it bothered you. You were about to talk again when he interrupted you. “I also have that block free.” was his only response, eyes unmoving and unbothered by your presence.

“Good.” it was dry, your lips a thin line as you nodded. God, what was his deal? “Don't be late.” was the last thing you said before going back to retrieve your things and leave for your next class.

As you left the classroom with everyone else, Miles observed unblinking your every move. He could feel the headache you were about to be for the next week.

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11:56 am

You strode through the hallways, not wanting to be late for your study meeting and give Miles the satisfaction of winning this.

As you rounded a corner you collided with a hard surface. You bounced a few steps back but not enough to make you fall, you huffed and smoothed over your uniform jacket. “I'm sorry for the-” words died on your tongue. Miles stood there, staring rigidly. He only gives you a once-over and enters the study hall, you tail after him with notorious displeasure. He sits at an empty table and starts to pull his things out of his backpack. You mimic him and pull out the course books, opening them to show him some topics of interest.

“I thought we could focus on the lack of civic infrastructure in the country-” Miles couldn't bring himself to listen to your babbling. He was tired, eyebags dark and present on his drained face. Sleep didn't come as easy as it used to.

His only focus was trying to leave unnoticed after your meeting, to go to his uncle's flat. He couldn't concentrate today, he needed something else to try and distract him from the simmering agitation in his chest.

You stopped talking a minute ago, noting his absent stare and the way he didn't even knowledge your attempts to make this project work, he was just sitting there, ignoring you completely.

He was taken back to the present when he saw your infuriated stare and your hand waving in front of him. “Did you even listen to what I said?” your tone was surely a clue, you were mad.

“I didn't-” “No, you didn't listen to anything I said for the past ten minutes. If you don't want to work through this essay with me I'm fine doing it alone- believe me, I'll do better without you weighing me down.” Both of you were breathing heavily, the tension palpable for all the students that were close enough to hear you.

“If you want to procrastinate you won't do well, trust me, Morales you'll-” Miles only saw red. He didn't process what happened till he saw the blood flowing down your nose.

The rest came in a blur.

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He was looking at you with narrowed eyes, maybe thanks to the bruise that was starting to take form on his left side, or maybe was the loathing he felt at the moment. Busted lip and black eye, his uncle would laugh at his face for letting you land those punches at him.

You weren't meeting his gaze, instead, you focused on keeping your nose tucked down, a cloth on your nostrils preventing more blood to stream down. There was blood on your jacket and shirt, on your trousers, and even on your socks. You could feel his burning gaze on you, he was fuming.

You were sitting outside the principal's office, his mom and your dad inside talking while you waited. Everyone that passed by could guess what happened between you two. The rumors started to flow through the school hallways, they weren't any good.

Miles felt foolish, how could his feelings get a hold of him like that? He was an idiot. But the anger he harbored toward himself was also directed at you, you and your big mouth- never ceasing. He never put that much attention on you, he knew that both of you were new at the academy but he never engaged in conversation with, well- anyone.

Meanwhile, you were having a mental breakdown. You'll probably get expelled. All the hard work; the sweat, the tears, the blood. Was for nothing. Down to fucking dust. Were you dramatic? A little, but it was your academic future you were talking about. It WAS that serious. The taste of iron left on your mouth felt utterly appalling at the moment. A constant reminder of your irrational thinking that lead you right here, sitting in front of the asshole that broke your nose.

Finally you gazed up at him, his injuries angrily adorning his already threatening look.

“¿Qué mierda miras?” he pointed his chin towards you, hushedly as he tried to contain his wrath.

The door opened before you could answer him, both your parents leaving while the principal escorted them out.

It was dead silent, each one leaving with their respective guardian. You sent a last look to the other, filled with resentment.

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Speed fast to next Tuesday

You woke up early to try and explain to Professor Fujita why you were turning in the essay alone. Uniform clean and tidy, you left in utter silence wishing you didn't wake up your roommate.

When passing the massive windows of the academy, you glanced at your reflection. Your eyebags were no longer bruised, nose looked better than before- that's what your dad said at least. Even if you tried to forget what happened a week ago the remnants of the brawl still taint your face. It was the fight for a great part of the school population and suddenly, everyone knew your name! How vapid they were to only care about quarrels between students. Maybe it was because Miles also didn't divulge anything about what happened in the study hall- the secrecy of it all peaking their attention.

And Miles, you avoided him any chance you got even in the classes you shared; you arrived first and left first, didn't spare him a glance even. The reality was you were ashamed of your behavior that day. After a day of pondering and a long scolding from your father, he told you about how dreadful that day was for Miles and explained to you what happened for him to act that way. It only deepened your shame. You didn't know how to apologize to him for that, you didn't know how to begin. So you decided to avoid him, he probably didn't want to see you anyways. He most definitely hated your guts.

When you arrived at the classroom you weren't at all surprised it was empty, you'll wait for Mr. Fujita anyway. What did surprise you though was seeing Miles come a minute after you, the sun casting on his face and making his eyes squint. The black of his eye was no longer visible, the only leftover of the fight was the scarred bottom lip you gave him. You rapidly fixed your eyes on your table, nervously waiting for him to make his way to the back of the room. But he never did. Instead, he dropped his backpack on the table beside yours, pulling the chair out to sit down.

Miles looked towards you only to see your eyes glued to the wooden table, he raised his brows and exhaled loudly. He could swear he saw you glance his way. He turned his body in your direction, eyes focused.

“Hey.” he called, sounding detached. You stir up on your seat and knowledge him with a curt nod, he sighs.

He tilts his head to the side, contemplating if he was willing to leap into this. “Look, I already give Mr. Fujita our essay-”

“You did what?” He cursed under his breath, the pure look of distress on your face was enough for him to reevaluate his whole speech.

“I thought it would be a good thing! I'm trying to apologize here-” “You're not apologizing.” “Could you let me finish for an instance?” his accent grew ticker when he was mad, you could tell.

You looked up at him, eyes doubtful with every move. He seemed utterly serious, not like he wasn’t daily, but the hardness of his stare holds something different this time: Determination. You nod your head, signaling for him to continue. He relaxed on the seat, letting his shoulders fall defeatedly to his sides.

“I'm sorry for what I did. I shouldn't have resorted to punching you in the face and I didn't mean to break your nose. Mierda- look, it wasn't my best moment, but I know what I did was wrong and I shouldn't have let my frustration out on you.” his eyes searched for a reaction, you barely could process his words when you started to talk.

“I was out of place. Acted like a shithead and started to berate you as if I knew more as if I was better- I'm not.” you paused to compose yourself, your hands trembling with uncertainty. “I'm sorry for what I did too, your face and what I said.” you clarify.

There's an uncomfortable quietness invading the room, but Miles starts to laugh out of nowhere. It scared you for a second, his laugh was something foreign to you. But it was contagious. And soon enough you cracked up with him.

He stops only to smile teasingly at you, gaze still intimidating though. “You have a mean left hook bro, got me struggling to try and beat you up.”

“You kidding? Man, you broke my nose! How could I compete with that?” you follow his bait and soon enough, he's listening to you tell him all about the medical procedure you had to endure to fix your nose.

He may appear unconcerned about your retelling, but Miles is listening attentively. Every detail makes it deep into his mind, eyes fixing on the way your hands move to narrate the story with you.

You didn't have the best start, but it seems now the two of you may become well acquainted with each other.

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“¿Que mierda miras?”: the fuck you looking at?

[weidli]

you know what i think if i let myself i Could have emotions about sebastian and masculinity/sexuality. he reads to me as very. Einzelkind whose parents' marriage wasn't quite entirely a happy one but they stayed married because that's what you do. abitur gut abgeschlossen, vier semester kriminalpsychologie, polizeischule, marry young and have 2 (.5) kids and a little house and be kriminalhauptkommissar at 31, by the book and conscientous and good at your work. das hätt ich gerne schriftlich. and then. he's got the script all filled out and he Does love julia and he definitely loves the kids but i do think there's always a bit of an element of playacting to it a bit of This Is What You Do. he's got the box he thinks he's supposed to fit in so he climbs in and pulls in his legs and calls it cozy. do you know what i mean. and if he looks at men the Wrong Way sometimes and isn't always quite happy in his own skin then he ignores it because he's Doing Everything Right, isn't he? and then thorsten shows up! mister ran away from home to live in a wg with anarchists. mister had his own perfect wife and kid (that he did love!) box to sit in and went off to be a professional liar and hider of identity right up until the box got run over by an lkw. mister okay i'll sign your paperwork but i'm gonna sign it pinocchio. mister fuck you and fuck this i'm running over that border to fetch that child back. and sebastian falls in love with him immediately gets a lil looser with the police book rules and follows thorsten over the border and asks his wife if she thinks you can be in love with two people at once and makes jokes about in an alternate universe he'd totally fuck his partner and it's all Safe, you know, because he still has the box. sure the marriage with julia is falling apart and he doesn't see the kids as much as he'd like to but he's still playing the role, isn't he? everything's fine. (and he doesn't notice that julia's unhappy maybe as quickly as he should, because his parents were like that too, weren't they, and it was fine, right?). he's still sitting in the boxes Good Man and Good Father and Good Husband he's just also holding thorsten's hand over the side you know. and then julia drops the hey i can't do this anymore let's get divorced bomb and just SPLINTERS the box he thought was always going to be there. (in favor of a man with a wheelchair, no less, and there's definitely something to be said about perceived masculinity and how sebastian does to some extent see it as a competition). and that's where it uh. gets messy. the script's gone he doesn't know what to do. he drinks and lets the kids paint the apartment walls wild colors and flirting with thorsten feels different too because the possibility of following through is there in a way it wasn't before. (i don't think sebastian is at all the type to cheat, scherbenhaufen cover backstory aside; he strikes me more as the type of guy to latch on to one or two people as His and be loyal forever, you know). something something how nervous he is in freigang about being in a brothel with thorsten while thorsten is just. 100% unphased by the situation. something something the argument they have about trust and control in a room with bdsm regalia on the walls and how jittery sebastian is about it

[saitama-vs]

Hello. THis is the big list of all the results, sorted alphabetically. Warning: LONG LIST UNDER CUT.

Aang from Avatar: the Last Airbender 41.0%

Ahti the Janitor from Control 52.8%

Akinator from Akinator 47.8%

Amelia Bedelia 80.8%

Amy Wong from Futurama 31.4%

Arale Norimaki from Dr. Slump (and one episode of Dragon Ball Super) 78.3%

Assassinlan Pasalan from The Battle Cats 54.0%

Astarion Acunin from Baldur's Gate 3 8.5%

Bambi from Bambi 19.1%

Barney the Dinosaur from Barney and Friends 27.8%

Batman 11.4%

Beedle from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword 52.5%

Bennett from Genshin Impact 18.3%

Bocchi from Bocchi the Rock 55.7%

Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin' 22.2%

Brassmo the Chao from Saltydkdan 83.2%

Buggy the Clown from One Piece 37.9%

Bugs Bunny 86.2%

Bunga from The Lion Guard 25.0%

Burgerpants from Undertale 34.7%

Captain Biceps from Captain Biceps 22.9%

Cats from Real Life 76.4%

Cecil Palmer from Welcome to Night Vale 72.1%

Charlie Kelly from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia 24.1%

Chell from Portal 54.9%

Chompy from Bug Fables 87.2%

Clover from Homestuck 57.1%

Columbo from Columbo 79.3%

Connecticut Clark 71.9%

Dan from Dan VS. 38.6%

Death from Discworld 63.7%

Discord from My Little Pony 34.2%

Ditto from Pokemon 57.0%

Divecat build Purrloin from Competitive Pokemon 62.8%

Dougie Jones from Twin Peaks: the Return 43.5%

Ebony Dementia Darkness Raven Way from My Immortal 45.8%

Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends 40.3%

Fear from Inside Out 23.0%

FEAR rattata from Competitive Pokemon 57.5%

Figment the Dragon from EPCOT 47.0%

Flabébé from Pokémon 36.9%

Flan from Everhood 41.6%

Flora Reinhold from Professor Layton 72.2%

Fumihiko Takaba from Jujutsu Kaisen 62.9%

Gamzee Makara from Homestuck 41.5%

Genie from Aladdin (1992) 66.2%

Genie from Aladdin (2019) 14.3%

Gir from Invader Zim 61.5%

Gnome Ann from Xkcd 85.6%

Gorgeous Freeman from Gorgeous Freeman 56.8%

Gotrek Gurnisson from Warhammer Fantasy 63.1%

Hatsune Miku 73.8%

Holly Jolly from Sleepless Domain 72.6%

Homura Akemi from Madoka Magica 28.1%

Imposter from Among Us 50.5%

Ingo and Emmet from Pokemon 47.7%

Isca the Unbeaten from X-Men 3.1%

Jailbot from Superjail 46.2%

Jerry from Tom & Jerry 89.7%

Joltik from Pokémon 68.7%

Kabal from Mortal Kombat 23.2%

Kanade Yoisaki from Proseka 33.3%

Karl the Raccoon from Bungou Stray Dogs 84.9%

Kira from Death Note 16.9%

Kirby 86.8%

Kobeni from Chainsaw Man 53.4%

Kyubey from Madoka Magica 20.6%

Lamb from Cult of the Lamb 51.5%

Larry the Cucumber from Vegetales 48.2%

Leeroy Jenkins from World of Warcraft 37.2%

Link from The Legend of Zelda 22.0%

Luigi, While Doing Nothing 79.3%

Luo Binghe from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System 43.4%

Macbeth 15.6%

Madoka Kaname from Madoka Magica 49.0%

Magda from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 67.0%

Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy 52.6%

Maxwell from Scribblenauts 75.4%

Melissa Foddebrat from Beware the Villainess 40.5%

Metal Cat from The Battle Cats 51.6%

Mindy from Animaniacs 58.4%

Minimoose from Invader Zim 82.3%

Mio Naganohara from Nichijou 80.3%

Mister Invincible from Mister Invincible 76.3%

Mister Miracle from DC Comics 37.0%

Mob from Mob Psycho 100 41.2%

Monkey D. Luffy in Gear Fifth 25.6%

Monokuma from Danganronpa 16.1%

Mosquito from One Punch Man 76.1%

Mr. Bean from the Mr. Bean Show 51.1%

Nahida from Genshin Impact 15.4%

Neco-Arc from Tsukihime 70.9%

One of Every Pokemon 44.5%

Orko from He Man/Masters of the Universe 53.4%

Peegue from Return to Wonderland/Wonderland Secret Worlds/the Wonderland Adventures trilogy 59.1%

Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney 57.4%

Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians 10.1%

Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb 66.4%

Pikmin from Pikmin 77.4%

Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony 90.4%

Plank from Ed, Edd, N' Eddy 74.7%

Plankton from Spongebob 29.1%

Pop Fizz from Skylanders 41.6%

Princess Tutu from Princess Tutu 63.4%

Prismo from Adventure Time 61.2%

Q from Star Trek 33.3%

Raku-Chan from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls 42.1%

Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 41.5%

Remy from Ratatouille 54.2%

Rick Shades from Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic 16.6%

Rio Mason Busujima from Hypnosis Mic 29.6%

Roadrunner from Looney Tunes 93.8%

Roger Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit 66.1%

Ryan, the 'I Like Trains' kid from ASDFMovie 68.1%

Saiki Kusuo from The Disasterous Life of Saiki K 65.7%

Saint from Rain World 56.4%

@saitama-vs 30.3%

Sans from Undertale 51.3%

Santa Claus 64.2%

Saxton Hale from TF2 43.5%

SCP-682, The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile 24.2%

Shedinja from Pokemon 72.5%

Sissel from Ghost Trick 68.3%

Six Balls from Scum Villains Self Saving System 70.1%

Socioeconomic Inequality from Real Life 72.3%

Spider Ham 53.0%

Spies from Spy vs Spy 45.3%

Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics 83.5%

Stanley from The Stanley Parable 49.0%

Starchild Dave Bowman from 2001 34.7%

Steve from Big Top Burger 81.7%

Stuart Little from Stuart Little 23.7%

Swarm of Bees from Real Life 83.5%

Tenma Tsukasa from Project SEKAI 39.9%

The Animaniacs 86.9%

The Cabbage Merchant from Avatar: The Last Airbender 33.6%

The Djinn from Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier 86.5%

The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones 55.7%

The Goose from Untitled Goose Game 94.3%

The Gopher from Caddyshack 79.4%

The Groke from Moomins 73.5%

The Midnight Crew from Homestuck 23.9%

The Monty Python Rabbit 64.8%

The Penguins from Madagascar The results of this one are complicated

The Pink Panther from The Original Pink Panther Cartoons 87.5%

The Swan from Hot Fuzz 90.7%

The TF2 Mercs The results of this one's complicated

The Tick from The Tick (1994) 34.7%

Tom Bombadil from Lord of The Rings 80.5%

V1 from ULTRAKILL 65.9%

Vriska from Homestuck 36.2%

Xi Ping/Xi Shiyong/Tai Sui from Tai Sui 34.2%

Yonah from Nier Replicant 28.6%

You 22.6%

Youngster Joey's Top Percentage Rattata 37.9%

[callmesel]

A hockey player's move

(part 3 baby!!)

Maybe Oliver was a bit of an idiot for not recognise that the pretty Skater was Charlie's relative. And maybe a bigger idiot for not noticing him before this point. Well, he did see him in some of the games he played but he paid attention to any of the crowd. He was to busy being the goaltender.

It was obvious from a mile away that he was a Weasley but he didn't know that any of them was an ice Skater, not like he asked anyway.

He did knew the Weasley's quite well and to not know this one was just weird. Maybe he was a cousin? But he looked too familiar to be one. Agh he was going mad thinking about him. He should just ask Penny, they seem pretty close back at the performance.

After the competition ended, Oliver walked to the locker rooms looking for his friend when he noticed that outside of this where a kind of a waiting room where Penny was sitting and... And the pretty boy?!? Well, Percy, now that he did know his name.

It might have been a bad idea to walk up to them, they looked like they were having a conversation and Penny doesn't like to get interrupted but this time, she looked very pleased to see Oliver. Odd...

"Penny! I filmed your performance." he said as to got near them.

"Oh sweet! Did you got my good side?" She said jokingly, Percy stayed silence. "Oh! I should introduce you two."

She stood up to gesture to both of them. "Percy, this is Oliver but I suppose you already know. Oliver, Percy." She said teasing both men, making them both blush from embarrassment.

"Hi" Percy said awkwardly, showing a soft side smile that made Oliver's head dizzy.

"Hi." He tried to match that soft smile. Weasley's blush spread to his ears and neck, Oliver wondered where did the blush stopped.

"Well, I let you guys alone. I told Cedric that I was taking him home." "But-" "Bye guys, send me the video later Oliver." She blow them kisses to rapidly disappear around the corner.

The remaining boys could only look at each other in disbelieve. Quickly, the awkward silance was starting to feel to heavy and Oliver had to think of something, anything at this point.

"So... You are a ice skater? Cool, I'm a hockey player my self."

"I know, you play in my siblings's team."

"Oh, really? Who is your sibling?"

"Siblings, I think you are playing with Fred and George now." Oh, so he IS their brother.

"I didn't know that they had an older brother, apart from Charlie of course." Percy looked away embarrassed.

"I don't really go to their games anymore, the university is keeping me busy." That is why he doesn't see him that often as the others.

"And you do dance skating competitions on the side. You guys are a family full of talented people. What are you studying?"

"It's not like that. I normally only skate in my free time now and-"

"Now? What do you mean by now?"

"It's just that I don't really have the time. I going to stop competing at the end of this season."

"Why? You did great! I'm sure you could go profesional if you wanted." The soft simle from before appeared once again in his lips, making Oliver blush a little.

"Thanks, but I want to become a prime misnister some day. That is why I have picked Interational Relations as my degree in collage."

"Well, hello mister future prime minister." Oliver bowed to Percy as he could just laught. Oliver thought that it was the cutest laught he have heard in his life.

That day Oliver went home with a wide smile, happy to have been a brave boy and asked for Percy's phone number. But maybe he should tell his firends yet, Fred and George may murder him if they knew. And he definetely didn't want to know what Charlie might do if he knew.

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Before I reveal the contestants, I want to shout out some characters that didn't end up getting in, for one reason or another, but stood out to me

Prince Peasley (Superstar Saga): I mentioned him as a character I really enjoyed learning about, but since he won the Luigi ship competition, I'm unsure of his obscurity status and he may overpower the other characters. I'm sorry your highness, please know I love you

Francis York Morgan (Deadly Premonition): I was stunned to see not one, but 2 people submit this character. I'm endlessly entertained by his weird ass game. He would've been a shoe in had he not been submitted twice. Sorry buddy. Also if he was I would've put in my own propaganda, consisting only of this image

and a video of the squirrels that make monkey noises

Crow T. Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000): the only reason he's not in is because another MST3K I consider comparatively more obscure was submitted, but I am going to post part of the propaganda for him now because I really loved it and it would be a shame if I was the only one who got to read it:

i have to take a chance on crow, for he is my #1 blorbo and my favorite mst3k character since forever. i charted out a whole TIMELINE for him and there's like. 4-6 of him just existing in various locations. he's shaped like a friend. he can be folded into a torpedo. he has legs and i constantly forget this until he has them on-screen and i'm like OH SHIT this guy is mostly leg (he's around 5'4"). he managed to kill mike (the human guy he lives with in space) TWICE on accident and neither time stuck. all of his presentations are insane and completely factually inaccurate. he claimed women were myths like bigfoot in a short-film style black and white presentation. he's friendly/friends? with pearl, one of the main antagonists (and a woman, who he just claimed didn't exist). he can play the trombone. he just kinda bounces up and down sometimes and is so shaped. he spent 500 years alone because he got bored of being pure energy at the edge of the universe after five minutes. he wrote patrick swayze christmas, the only christmas song ever. he's constantly doing t-rex arms. he keeps falling from extreme heights. to a few ancient romans he's a spider-duck god. he's a bit of a pyromaniac. he went to thanksgiving in deep 13 and walked away unharmed (everyone else got poisoned). he causes an illusion in the theater where it looks like he's staring at you instead of the movie. he's an absolute menace. he contains so much gender yet none at all. he's different! he wants to decide who lives and who dies, and i think he should. he is simply so guy. ty for reading my crow rant sorry for the wall of text

Thank you for this. I love Crow and MST3K too, you are in good company

Mister Qi (Stardew Valley): In the propaganda section, the submitter wrote: "He sucks and I hate him. It'd be really funny if he lost." and it made me laugh

Chuck Cunningham (Happy Days): The submitter's dad told them to submit him and that was also funny to me

Vincenzo (kdrama of the same name): Submitter's dad has a crush on Vincenzo <3

Pioneer 9 (17776): This was the most submitted character, with a total of.....4 submissions! Wow!

Husky (+Anima): This is the second most submitted character, with 3 submissions! I'm sorry to you both but this means you are automatically excluded from being picked for the competition.

Less specifically, shout out to the many characters who were just barely well known enough to drop out of priority. And the major characters/protagonists of major series. A couple were clearly jokes, but several were not.

And all of the characters from albums, commercials, various Real Life Things, myths, some OCs, etc: I have a plan for you. It's not the main bracket, but you are not being left out here. More information on that when the time is right.

Thank you for all your submissions! The list of contestants and their matchups are coming soon!

[hwnglx]

Felix as a person pls

thought it'd be nice to do all of skz ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

stray kids as a person based on tarot, take it with a grain of salt

bangchan libra sun libra moon

judg, 2ofsw, 10ofw, hangm+3ofc

chan was literally made for the leader role. he's a very assertive and mature person with a clear vision and a lot of amazing advice to give because he's been through it all. his libra nature also leads to him always working hard to restore peace in times of conflict and being a person who constantly seeks harmony and balance. however, he's very prone to taking on too many responsibilities and overworking himself to the point where he gets burned out. he obsesses over his plans way too much which then can result in him neglecting some light-hearted, fun times with his peers.

lee know scorpio sun sagittarius moon

3ofp&10ofp, 4ofc, 6ofw, hieroph+4ofp

minho is like the reliable rock of the group. he's someone very emotionally stable and an excellent team player with very good communication skills. he has a strong work ethic and is very devoted to his craft. since he's so good at recognising when situations or people do not serve him, he's very good at detaching himself from those. lee know knows exactly what he wants and needs and has been very successful in his approach to life so far so this man sticks to his beliefs no matter what. if he has a certain opinion about you or something, god forbid he changes his mind about it which can lead to him being a little overly stubborn sometimes.

changbin leo sun leo moon

7ofw, queofc, judg, 5ofw&devil

oh this man is a leo in every aspect of the word. mister jutdae has veeery strong convictions and does absolutely not let anyone stand in his way. he is very firm in his beliefs and will definitely stand up for what he believes in. he has extremely caring and compassionate energy too, so best believe the entire universe could be against you, he'd still defend you like his life depends on it if he truly believes in you. changbin is a huge giver and another natural leader with so much advice to give. however, his overly competitive nature can result in him getting into conflicts too easily which can get too much to a point of toxicity sometimes.

hyunjin pisces sun virgo moon

7ofc, aceofc, 3ofc, pagofp, 5ofp+aceofp

hyunjin is definitely the most emotional member. very much aligned with his pisces placements, he is a dreamer by heart with his head always up in the clouds, losing himself in illusions of every kind. his vivid sense of imagination makes him an extremely artistic and creative person and he loves and feels very deeply, to a point where he can get overwhelmed easily. in spite of that, he's extremely disciplined and focused when it comes to work and therefore tends to doubt himself way too much. he tends to always feel like something is missing in his life but doesn't know what to change in order to fulfill that emptiness, not realizing he has all the charisma and potential in the world to be whatever he wishes to be.

jisung virgo sun pisces moon

kingofsw, knofw, strength, 5ofp+pagofp, 8ofc+6ofw

jisung is a young man wise beyond his years who carries a lot of intelligence and intellect with him. while he often tends to rule with logic and chose his head over heart, he's someone very charming and bright, full of energy and warmth. due to him having been through a lot already, he possesses a lot of inner strength and resilience, though he's not entirely aware of it. similarly to hyunjin, he's very quick to doubt himself and get insecure. despite being very fun and adventurous, he's a true introvert who's very private and seeks for inner meaning and answers rather than material pleasures.

felix virgo sun aries moon

queofc, sun, queofw, hieroph, 9ofp, aceofw, 6ofp, world

another member who truly lives up to his nickname sunshine. this boy radiates so much positivity and joy to the people around him, as well as is a huge source of inspiration to them. he is a natural caregiver and healer and truly thrives the most when he can not only shine his light on others but also share his inner strength and knowledge with them. felix has a lot of inner maturity and power and his magnetic and warm personality draws people in very naturally which is why he's a little social butterfly. however, he needs to be careful to not get overly generous in giving since not everyone is always worthy of it.

seungmin virgo sun cancer moon

knofsw, herm, 7ofsw+4ofw, kingofp

seungmin is a very quick witted and sharp-minded person which makes him a natural problem solver. his amazing intuition and detail-oriented personality (hello virgo sun) makes him very self-aware and also very good at figuring out other people and looking beyond the facade. he is very analytical and due to him carrying such a stable and strong-minded personality, he can easily become a great source of reassurance to his loved ones. but he has a tendency to overanalyze situations and become overly calculative sometimes, especially when it comes to his precious relationships.

jeongin aquarius sun leo moon

aceofp, queofw, highpr, 3ofp, 9ofsw+4ofp+8ofwrx

jeongin is another member who's a lot more mature than it seems. since he's very intelligent and feels a deep connection to his inner voice, he possesses a lot of inner wisdom. he is very good at not only taking care of himself physically and emotionally but also very generous when it comes to the people he loves. his joyful and warm nature makes it very hard for others to dislike him, while he also has a lot of enthusiasm and passion for his work which makes him a great teamplayer. still, despite being of such sociable nature, he's quick to hide away his struggles and not communicate his negative emotions which can cause them to weigh on him even more.

[vey-myname]

childe's bffs profiles!

masterlist | [name]'s friends

character descriptions:

childe

a mechanical engineer major freshman studying at zapolyarny university. childe first started doing ballroom as a hobby during his high school years where he was scouted by a lot of coaches due to his talent and skills despite having no formal training. call him mister worldwide for he trained under plenty of coaches, all set on honing his skills. even kaeya was able to coach him for a short while. however, he was never keen on competing. after all, ballroom is just a hobby to him. and another however on this is he loves watching competitions. that’s where childe first met [name] because among the rest, [name] stood out the most. ever since then, childe admired her and always supported her from afar. little did he know he’ll be in the same school as his favorite contender.

childe is the type of person who may appear goofy on the outside but when he sets his mind on something, he will get the job done diligently. he’s a social butterfly, managing to be friends with some of his coaches from the other cities. with them around, the encouragement for him to finally compete, for the love of god, has become a constant topic in their chat group.

scaramouche

how childe and scaramouche became friends, i’m not sure how exactly but they met during their high school year. scaramouche also only has ballroom as a hobby just for the hell of it and partially because of childe too because of his constant pleading to become his temporary partner for his routines. expertise wise, scaramouche can do both standard and latin.

scaramouche is a freshman in zapolyarny university taking up medical technology. he usually keeps to himself but he’ll never admit out loud that he finds himself enjoying being in the company of others. during his free time, he practices drills and syllabuses. other than that, scaramouche is just there to be sassy and snarky. but all in all, he’s a good friend, even to [name].

kazuha

kazuha and childe became friends after being temporary partners during one of their trainings when childe visited inazuma to train after being scouted by ayato. they usually dine out after trainings, with kazuha touring him around inazuma after if their energy still permits them. childe and kazuha also share the same admiration towards [name] and alhaitham’s pairing.

though their trainings consist of both the standard and latin techniques, kazuha fell in love with standard the moment he tried it. he feels that he is in his element especially whenever he performs waltz, foxtrot, and viennese waltz. kazuha has also trained under fontaine and mondstadt for a few months as he was given the opportunity to thanks to his skills. kazuha is typically calm-natured but has the most contagious smile. he is known to boost the morale of the team.

lumine & aether

childe met the golden twins during the time childe was watching a competition of [name] in sumeru. since the venue was packed and the only seat available was next to lumine, childe took that seat and they started discussing about the events going on. from cheering to applauding, they bonded really well and even ate dinner together after the competition.

honestly, the twins are just ballroom enthusiasts but have no interest in training formally or even competing. they are just avid watchers of dancesport. though whenever they feel like it, they ask childe to share his experiences and knowledge about the field. still, they are firm that they do not wish to participate in any training nor competition.

venti

oh, boy. where do we start? well, among the coaches who scouted childe, he was the most, i mean MOST, adamant among them all. up until now, whenever he gets the chance, venti tries his luck in recruiting childe in their group but childe is firm in representing snezhnaya much to venti’s dismay. honestly, the foundation of their friendship is basically just being goofballs together doing dumb shit. but do not discredit his skills in ballroom because he did not come to play.

venti is always known for exceeding the expectations of his audience and adjudicators. after all, he wouldn’t be the head coach of mondstadt dancesport league if he was not a big shot. he really is, after bringing home three international champion titles. however, his way of teaching is being a part of his students, letting either kaeya or diluc do the talking and instructing instead while he practices and trains along with the student athletes.

zhongli

though zhongli is the head coach of the liyue dancesport company, he did not scout childe. instead, childe invited himself in their trainings because for childe, liyue is the only place he hasn’t trained in yet. so he did. and that’s how they met! zhongli is most comfortable with standard. it’s like all his life he has been doing standard but now he is practicing latin along with venti where venti usually laughs at him, making him feel a bit bashful. so he asks his co-coaches, xianyun and baizhu, to coach him too with his latin techniques.

zhongli may be perceived by some as unable to have fun but they thought wrong. zhongli has his own definition of fun but he surely knows how to! he’s also like a social butterfly, always interacting with his students, even joining them in training. his students really appreciate him for his gentle and nurturing way of teaching.

neuvilette

neuvilette met childe through wriothesley and he was very adamant in honing his skills in standard, despite the ginger’s sighs of exasperation. they had a lot of one on one trainings together during childe’s time at fontaine, to which childe is thankful for because through neuvilette, he slowly started appreciating standard.

usually reserved, and sometimes even awkward, neuvilette finds himself enjoying instructing his students from all around fontaine. his years of being a consistent standard contender paid off and he feels elated every time he gets to share what he learned and experienced throughout the years. just like zhongli, neuvilette acknowledged his shortcomings in latin and so he started training for latin as well under his co-coaches, wriothesley and navia. sometimes he and zhongli practice their drills and techniques in latin whenever they have time.

wriothesley

wriothesley is one of the coaches that scouted childe and even wanted to recruit him to their dancesport group in fontaine. beyond the coach-student relationship, they built their friendship where they sometimes meet up to hang out. sometimes childe also trains along with the fontaine group. this is where childe also met neuvilette whom he became friends with.

wriothesley’s expertise is both standard and latin but he has dibs on latin. those hips really don’t lie, he has competed internationally and brought home 1st place 5 times. though he’s a coach, wriothesley is known for conducting really fun but enlightening trainings and workshops all around teyvat. an easy-going yet firm person indeed.

❀ author’s notes: i got way too excited publishing their profiles that i forgot to make their character descriptions… my bad 😓 but here’s to the start of tts! i hope you enjoy my work! 🫶 i really had fun making the charac descriptions 💔

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[noirandchocolate]

Sorry I'm late with this, but here's my Some Comments That Made Me Laugh post for Round 2!

Match 1, Vimes vs. Moist

Mister Vimes, destroy that twink.

--@stophelping

Sorry but for all his charisma and charming personality. Sam Vimes is anger incarnated turbofucked by THE boogeyman of the dwarfs and his will and sense of justice still surpass it. If it comes into a fight it's because Moist has broken the law in a way that flaunts he is beyond justice. And as armies and Carrot had learned, he had just personally insulted him and his line. If Vimes comes for you it's because the universe is sick of your shit right now.

--@hiziram

I mean, Vimes already won, once. Spangler was very much hanged. But that just means they both have a better grasp of each other's skills, and Vimes won't get the drop on Moist again.

--@doomspanies (who wins for best pun)

Moist is quick and creative. But Vimes can lure three assassins into three different traps before breakfast. And he's been waiting for an opportunity to spread around his Moist-induced headache. The question is--how quickly do Sybil and Spike make friends on the sidelines?

--@onwardsandsideways

Match 2, Cohen vs. Rob

I think it comes down to: Rob Anybody doesn't care if he dies, and Cohen doesn't care if Rob Anybody dies, either.

--@doomspaniels

Cohen is older, sneakier and doesn't wear trousers to run up, so...

--@twofoursixohjuan

Close. But I think Cohen loses. Exclusively because he isn't used to being the big stomping monster.

--@missnotlob

Match 3, Granny vs. Detritus

Just saying, there's a reason her Troll name is Aaoograha hoa ("She Who Must Be Avoided")

--@rimeson

#1) Granny's gonna win. #2) Even if Detritus was taking it seriously and brought out the piecemaker. I think Granny could scare IT into not shooting at her.

--@omicheese

I'm gonna give it to Granny. her glare can melt rock, which is particularly effective on trolls.

--@fefeman

Match 4, Nutt vs. the Librarian

I just happen to believe that even in a friendly competition the Librarian would play fast and loose on potential murder. Whereas Mr Nutt would be more sportsmanlike ultimately at the cost of victory. The moral victory would be Mr Nutt's. But the Librarian wouldn't give a shit. He'd have the actual win and more menace to leverage a bigger banana budget from the Dean.

--@violetren

If the winner of this whole thing doesn't OOOK it's a farce.

--@msmeiriona

ngl I hope the Librarian wins the tournament. I'm a Murders in the Rue Morgue kind of fan.

--@fiercestpurpose (who wins for best reference to orangutan-themed slaughter)

Match 5, Vetinari vs. Adora Belle

Adora Belle Dearheart is just stubborn and saavy enough for Vetinari to have at least a small string board dedicated to her, and a curated and carefully updated file on her weaknesses. Just in case she sets her sights a little too high for his comfort. Unfortunately for Adora he comes in way more prepared than she could ever hope to be.

--@violetren

Spike tries her kitty heel speech and is halfway through digging it into Vetinari's bad leg when suddenly. Somehow. Vetinari has switched the shoes. 'My apologies Miss Dearheart but I'm afraid the shoe is on the other foot."

--@amatalefay

I feel like Adora would win by threatening to move to Quirm, taking with her both the golem trust and, more importantly, her husband. Vetinari immediately forfeits, not wanting to lose one of the city's better businessmen/public servants, but also knowing that Moist would probably be running Quirm within a week, which wouldn't be good for Vetinari's blood pressure.

--@missnotlob

Match 6, Nanny vs. Lu-Tze

Aaaaugh, hard choice!! Going with Nanny because Lu-Tze probably has a deep respect for all ladies who give out Wisdoms. And I know Lu-Tze has time powers but Nanny could snap him like a toothpick.

--@purpledemoncat

The only thing I can imagine them fighting over is the blanket on a cold night and Nanny would win.

--@thisblogisboundforglory-blog

This one's so tough. Killer instinct? That's a tie. Raw power? Also a tie. Commitment to the bit? Tie as well. Ability to lose with grace? Tie! In a serious fight I have no idea who'd win. But in a friendly fight? They'd play rock paper scissors probably. Or Lu-Tze would bring them to the best party of all time (Year of the Committed Flea on Fourecks), and they'd spend a week there before remembering about the fight. Come back smelly and giggly and drunk. And go what were we doing again? Eventually they'd drive the judges so crazy they'd both be kicked out of the contest.

--@parkersgeorg

She fucked that old man.

--@stonebluerue

Match 7, Ridcully vs. Carrot

Ridcully gets one shot at classic dead man's shoes shenanigans. ONE. If/when it fails because Carrot is much hardier and much hailer than his usual opponents. Also Carrot sees him attempt/almost succeed at some shady tactic and takes it upon himself to arrest Ridcully. And therefore cannot fall until Ridcully is in cuffs and handed off to a fellow watch member.

--@violetren

I think Carrot has a kind of insistent certainty about him that Ridcully could not stand up against for long enough to win the fight. Carrot just being like "Excuse me sir you are under arrest. Yes I understand you're a wizard but nevertheless." Ridcully trying his empty blustering bullshit to get past it. Probably Carrot is eventually like "If you would just come with me for 30 minutes, we'll get the paperwork sorted out and you'll be back in time for lunch." And how can you argue with "back in time for lunch"?

--@lemonbubble

I actually think this would be a draw. I think they would get into a Lovely Chat For Chaps and then shake hands and leave the ring without ever fighting. Lots of ringing laughter and shoulder clapping, though.

--@ymirjotunn

Gonna go with Ridcully in this one. The thing about wizards is that while he would respect the king of legend and does have a semi okay understanding with Vetinari, wizards also be fuckin around and finding out. One misplaced spell and it's all over for Carrot.

--@purpledemoncat

Match 8, Angua vs. Jackrum

Jackrum wrestles wolves and bears for a workout. Jackrum has an 8 pack and is shredded.

--@purpledemoncat

Hate to say this. But Jackrum definitely has the foresight to drop a scent bomb.

--@cake-my-beloved

She'd rip his throat out no hesitation. Even if he's stinky.

--@mhninaeide

As usual lots of super good commentary on these bouts, I wish I could reblog or copy them all. ;__;

[wonderfuldeath]

.o| It's a small world : I |o.

Warnings : Violence, injury, graphic depictions

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The music makes him vibrate as his body follows the rhythm, shifting from one foot to the other, sweating no longer bothering him. And he moves as if his life depended on it. When his legs don't keep up, he rants at himself, frantically turning off the music before running a stiff hand through his hair. Jimin was tense: a week had passed since their kidnapping and he had the unpleasant feeling that something was following him, like a shadow. He tried not to think about it any longer, turning on his heels to reach the small refrigerator to grab a bottle of ice-cold water before finishing it in one gulp. When the door to the dance hall opened, he shuddered. 

« - Park Jimin? 

- Perhaps, depending on what you want from him.

- I'm Min Yoongi. 

- Oh, Mister Min! »  

He turns completely to look at the man in front of him: rather short, barely taller than him, with green hair and a pale complexion. It didn't take long before he came over to greet him more warmly, hating himself even more for being so tense. The gang had let them go without any further trouble; if they'd wanted to come after them they'd certainly have done it much sooner. He cleared his throat as he shook Yoongi's hand before turning on his heel.

« - I didn't know you were to arrive so soon. Professor Lee didn't told me. 

- In fact, I wasn't supposed to be here until next week. But I've heard a lot of good things about you. So I decided to come on my own, for some... Details. »

The almond-shaped, cat-like eyes gaze at him quizzically as he rests his eyes on the hematoma and makes a feline movement. Realizing something he obviously hadn't made the connection to. Jimin purses his lower lip, the tension in the room making him a little more wary than before, taking a step back while running a hand against his cheek. 

« - Anything wrong, Mr. Min? 

- Your wound is rather... Surprising. A bad blow? 

- An injury sustained in a fall, which should have healed by the week of the competition. 

- I hope so, it would spoil the performance. »

Jimin pinched his lower lip, before feeling less tense and suggesting that Yoongi take a seat at the table to talk about the university's big project for this year. Min Yoongi was one of the best, if not the best, in the music business. Having made a fortune with his productions and sounds as sad as they were insane. Every year a group of students had the privilege of presenting the new sound during the festival by performing on it, but only the best were allowed the privilege. And this year Jimin would be the first to perform solo. His dance partner had suffered a health problem that forced him to stop dancing for good. 

« - It's rare for a third-year to perform, it's usually the last-years who get to do it. 

- I won't disappoint you, I promise. I'm the best in my class and I'm really talented. 

- Oh, but I have no doubt about that. »

For hours they talk about the end-of-year performance and the details: how Yoongi sees the show and many other things besides. By the time they've finished, outside the night seems to have long since fallen and the rain seems to have taken possession of the city. The smell of the composer's cigarette makes Jimin wrinkle his nose, while the other gives him a sidelong glance. 

« - I hope no other... Incident spoils such a beautiful face. That would be a pity. 

- I'm not as clumsy as I look... I'll have to go. See you next time, Monsieur Min. 

- Hum. »

He can feel the heavy gaze against his back until he enters his car, finally letting out a slight breath before starting off and not looking back. Jimin lived in the city's wealthy districts, since his mother had made a fortune in the restaurant business and she had offered him an apartment in the neighborhood so he could be independent. A deep breath passed his lips as he finally returned home, closing the door behind his back before moving into the living room, feeling reassured as he dropped into his sofa. A smile blooming on his lips as his phone vibrated several times. Before it disappears when amid the messages from his various friends an unfamiliar number appears. 

« Have fun while you can. When we've got an ass like yours, we're bound to attract trouble." 

« - Fucking crazy. » 

                                                            -X-

« - Doctor Kim, little Jeon Kiyeon in room twelve. 

- Thank you Elyzabeth, I'll leave you to finish up with little Seehun, give her an antibiotic injection and check the haemoglobin. If she drops too much, give her a bloodletting and a transfusion. 

- Yes, doctor. Hello there. »

Leaving the little patient in the nurse's hands, Taehyung advanced to room twelve, grabbing the medical file to read the first reports before entering the room. As usual Mr. Jeon Jungkook was there, along with the caramel-eyed brunette, and Jungkook went straight to the doctor.

« - Mr. Kim. I know I'm probably worrying too much, but he's had a fever. And he said his chest hurt. 

- Don't worry, Mr. Jungkook, patients with your son's pathology shouldn't be taken lightly. »

A sigh of relief passes the man as Taehyung joins the little one. Kiyeon was a sickly child, suffering from depronocytosis, forcing Jungkook into trouble during the child's first two years of life: for mistreating him by taking him to hospital, until he met Taehyung. Dr. Kim had diagnosed the child in barely a glance, and now with the right treatment the child had a normal life. After the first test Taehyung nodded slowly, making several examinations before grabbing his prescription pad, writing several things on it, before signing it. Turning to Jungkook, Taehyung tugged at his heavy gaze and pale skin. 

« - Is everything all right, Mr Jeon? 

- Yes. Nothing's wrong. I'm just tired and worried about my son. 

- For the moment, nothing serious. Go to the hospital pharmacy and give him this. If he doesn't get better, or if you have the slightest doubt, don't hesitate to come back, I'm on call for the night. I'll take care of him. 

- Thank you, Dr. Kim. »

Jungkook reached for the prescription a little feverishly, reading the medication carefully, before seeming to twitch at something, his gaze settling on the signature and familiar handwriting, before he frowned. For several long seconds, the silence seemed heavy, before he simply looked at the doctor again. 

« - I won't hesitate to contact you if I need to. Kiyeon, let's go. »

For several more long seconds, Taehyung let him go without holding him back, a little bewildered by the more than strange attitude of the single father, before he too left the consulting room. Still caught up in the waltz of the various patients who awaited him for the rest of the night, juggling between each one without really bothering to look after himself until a hot drink rested against his cheek.

« - Time for a break, Dr. Kim. Shall we get some fresh air? 

- Okay, then you'll have to go to the emergency room, their nurse collapsed, and they're short-staffed. 

- Oh, right, right. Don't forget to take breaks during the night. »

They stayed barely five minutes, before the young woman was paged for an emergency, having to reluctantly abandon her coffee and raspberry doughnut to quickly make her way to the hospital's second estate. Grabbing the first folder she was handed before making her way to one of the consultation rooms, surprised to see the man in front of her. Elyzabeth would recognize him between a thousand and one, the man with the bandana who had broken into Jimin's car. On the notebook was written Jung Hoseok, knife wound deserving stitches, and she looked him over carefully, up and down.

« - How we meet again. One week and you already miss me? 

- I beg your pardon? 

It takes Hoseok a moment to adjust before he recognizes the powdered woman, and his gaze changes several times, from realization to understanding. 

- I'm sorry about last time, I was in a panic... I didn't mean to... Attack you. 

- Don't worry, I'm not a grudge-holder. I don't hold grudges. »

But he can understand that it was a lie, when the young woman sutured him raw, without really being gentle. When she was finished she simply removes her latex gloves before throwing them away and turning on her heels to leave without further ado. Leaving a surprised and almost disappointed Hoseok. But she never see that. 

[evansbby]

I KNEW IT!! ALL OF U GUYS WHO SWITCHED TO TEAM STEVE ARE FAKE HOES (affectionate❤️) ARI CAN DO NO WRONG😤😍😍ok that’s kind of a lie bc he was such a dick but still I think reader finally putting on a strong suit and telling him what she really thought knocked some sense into him🥳🥳 but I have many thoughts, see at first I thought that maybe Steve and Ari were half brothers? They shared the same mum and grew up really rich and they’re both so competitive but I don’t think that’s the case so next case scenario we meet Kira. And we know that she was bullied by a particular someone and I hate to think this but maybe Ari was that tormentor and he might have ignored her after having sex with her? Steve is upset with Ari for that and goes after reader and maybe he might have actually liked reader at first but then he remembered that his mission is to fuck Ari over and reader gets hurt in the process. If that were the case tho i think that might just give me the ick 🥴😭😭 and I KNOWWW that that’s what Ari did to reader but reader’s supposed to be special 😔😔ykwim?? Also Steve really scared me bc he has such bad anger issues my goodness 😒😒🤨 like even if they did end up together I see no way of it working out bc he’s actually fucking psychotic and men who take out their anger on walls or by yelling or violence or just without even trying to talk it out are a bad deal. Ari and reader are definitely endgame. I don’t think he lied about the break up bc let’s be real, there’s no way Ari would just show up with pretty pink flowers sitting on her bed if he didn’t mean it. And Wanda disappointed me, like plss what happened to sisters before misters. Also i love how in every universe Jake gets bullied by Steve 🤓🤓🤓Lmaoo 😭💀💀

Much love girlie!! Thank you so much for this chapter, I hope your phone charger works at every angle🙏🙏 this was soo worth the wait and I thoroughly enjoyed it, 

Your biggest fan Xxx💋💋💋

-🦕 

Omg dinosaur anon, your ask before i posted the fic was the last one before the fic was posted! The one where you firmly said you were in daddy Ari’s corner! Others flip flopped but there are indeed receipts of you sticking to your man! 🥹🥹

ALTHOUGHHH I’m really surprised people have done a total 180 and gone into Ari’s corner! I mean, I’d say Steve and Ari are kinda on the same level of terrible-ness right now! And it’s not like Ari didn’t force himself on reader right at the beginning of the chapter! And he didn’t stop whereas Steve did 😅😅😅 so I genuinely wasn’t expecting Team Steve people to move over to Team Ari! But you were always Team Ari bestie hehehe 🩷🩷

And mwahahaha yep!!! Many many people thought Steve and Ari were half brothers after the last chapter and I’ll admit i kept dropping hints about that (same eye colour, how they look alike) hehehe but maybe those were red herrings??? Bc if THAT is true then the Kira/Ari theory can’t be true🤔🤔🤔 so i wonder what is the truth…

And ahhhh Ari showing up with the pretty pink flowers at the end 🥹🥹🥹 that part was sooo cute i have to say!!! Hehehe AND I LOVED WRITING JAKE GETTING BULLIED BC IT LOWKEY REMINDED ME OF POYT BAHAHAHA

Bestie thank you sososso much for reading!!! ily🩷🩷🩷🩷

[emoticonheart]

What fictional character(s) do you wish was real and could burp for you?

I have a pretty big list:

First, in CGI.

Susan Murphy A.K.A. Ginormica – (from the Monsters vs. Aliens franchise). She is a gentle giantess who’s rather feminine. I think that the best way to get her to burp is to feed her a store’s worth of food, then let her uncontrollably emit enormous eructations to ease her stomach, with her face reddening with each progressively louder belch.

Princess Fiona – (from the Shrek franchise). Despite her royal title, Fiona defies many of the stereotypes associated with it. Even as a human, she could rip a belch louder than any man, and as an ogre, they’re magnified and probably carry the scent of rats and snails.

Astrid – (from the How to Train Your Dragon franchise). She is a tough-as-nails Viking girl who rides her own Dragon. She would likely be belting belches after going on a drunken binge at a tavern, putting Viking and dragon alike to shame.

Mavis Dracula – (from the Hotel Transylvania franchise). Although she is 124 years old, the daughter of Dracula can be pretty immature at times. I can imagine her playfully engaging in a burping contest with her son, Dennis, and giggling as her belches blare akin to her vampire roars.

Second, in traditional animation.

Sasha Blouse/Braus - (from Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan). She has an obsession with meat. After going on a nice binge, I’d imagine juicy burps would be flowing out of her mouth while she had a content/lazy smirk on her face.

Janet Van Dyne A.K.A. Wasp – (from Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes). She is a feminine fashion designer and shrinking soaring super hero member of the Avengers. If she were to burp, it would probably be some small airy ones, though she can grow giant too, so those could actually become quite powerful.

Pearl – (from Steven Universe). Technically, her alien race is genderless, but she looks like a woman, so I’m putting her here. She’s another girly-girl, therefore any belch coming from her would probably be small and accidental, leading to her blushing blue.

Videl – (from Dragon Ball). This is the masculine martial artist daughter of Mister Satan and partner to the Great Saiyaman. She would probably let out her burps pretty casually, maybe even smirking if she ripped a ripe one.

Third, in video games.

Princess Daisy – (from the Super Mario Bros. franchise). She’s a tomboyish princess who’s rather competitive. Getting her in a belching contest should be easy.

Mei-Ling Zhou (周美灵) – (from Overwatch). She is a climatologist and is normally very polite. Most likely, she would let out a descent-sized eructation and apologize a lot for it, as if it shattered some windows.

And finally, in live-action.

Kara Zor-El A.K.A. Kara Danvers A.K.A. Supergirl – (from Supergirl (2015)). An alien superheroine with a heart as golden as her hair and a girlish attitude. Unlike Mei, I believe that one of her Kryptonian super belches actually could shatter windows – and maybe even a building.

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Preview of Curse of the Onyx Heart

Tilii Eldarion rarely ventured into the human district, but this morning he had a reason. One of the library’s patrons, a certain Mister Edgerton Sharpe, had a rare book he wanted to donate to the collection. He was house-bound due to an injury to his legs, and Librarian Silverthorn hadn’t wanted to trust this errand to a messenger, so Tilii, her trusted assistant, had been dispatched. Tilii didn’t mind. If he kept his hood up, no one would notice he was an elf. Not that it would be a problem in a city like Bright Harbor, but tensions in the human district were running high—something about a murdered councilor.

He’d taken the book from the old man, who had wanted to talk, and was making his way toward the university district — which operated independently, but technically belonged to the elves — when he found himself stopped by a crowd of people who were blocking the main thoroughfare, spilling out from the plaza. A man was standing on a box in the middle of the plaza, shouting into the crowd.

“We cannot let those who would be our overlords select our leadership! The Council should not be allowed to choose a replacement. We must demand a new election now! To preserve our own hegemony!”

There were some shouts in support, then a couple of people began to chant, “Maitland! Maitland!”

So, that’s why the man had looked familiar. Edrick Maitland was the printer Librarian Silverthorn had worked with over the course of the last few years, replacing much of the library’s collection with new, press-printed books, letting the old hand-printed ones go into storage where they could be better preserved.

Since he couldn’t move, Tilii watched the speech for a while. He couldn’t hear much of it over the murmuring of the crowd, but the implication was clear. Councilor Antares had been murdered by persons unknown because he was about to stand up to the elven members of the council, who had long ruled capriciously. And now, they wanted to appoint his replacement, when the human way was to hold an election and let the people decide.

Tilii almost laughed out loud. Let the people decide. People like this mob?

He knew, intellectually, that was how humans had selected their members of Bright Harbor’s grand council for hundreds of years. But it had never made much sense to him. Crowds of commoners given the power to make important decisions for themselves without training or even proper information. It made no sense.

Their elven leaders had been trained since birth to serve the people and could be counted upon to make good decisions. The elven elders, led by the great houses, appointed their leaders, who were usually bonded to lives of service. Like his father, who was an elder of Endurion, on the other side of the continent of Amalgra. The dwarves had a competition of skilled craftsman, their works judged for complexity and innovation. That made less sense than the elven way, but at least you were getting someone you knew was smart. For the halflings, their leaders were chosen after several days of competitions, both physical and mental. And the Orcs selected theirs through trial by combat. All of those methods made more sense than the humans, who let people make impassioned speeches, and then let other people vote on who gave the best speech. That was insane.

But that was, apparently, what Edrick Maitland was calling for. Tilii had thought him a more sensible man than that. Eventually, Maitland concluded his speech, and the crowd started to disperse, allowing Tilii to pass through into the university district. There, near the entrance plaza, was a building with the sigil of The Mages’ Guild etched into the glass of its window. Someday, Tilii hoped, he would be a member of that guild. Maybe that would make up for all his failures back in Endurion.

The streets were thick with pedestrians here as well, though most of the traffic was moving in the direction he wanted to go, so he made quick progress. He walked into the heart of the university plaza, to a large building made of stone, its windows covered in real glass. He pushed his way through the door and into the library proper. He stopped for a moment, removed his cloak, and hung it up on the hook that had been placed there for just such a purpose.

“You’re late. I thought perhaps I was working alone today.”

Tilii’s face colored as he recognized the voice. He tried to calm himself before facing her. Lydara. She was in the blue robes of a junior librarian, her short dark hair pushed skillfully back behind her ears. She was giving him that smile that made him want to come unglued, but he schooled his reaction and replied calmly, “Master Silverthorn wished for me to pick up a rare book in the human district. A donation.”

He held the book up and walked back toward the librarian’s office, hoping he looked official and impressive. The stacks were about shoulder-height, filled with books on the main floor. There were other floors, and hidden archives, but the main collection was here. Tilii had nearly reached the librarian’s door when he heard a loud thudding noise that sounded like a book being dropped on the floor. Who would do such a thing? He had to put a stop to it. He followed the noise to the middle of the room, where a young man was pulling books off the shelves and making a pile of them on the floor. Tilii got ready to yell at him. You don’t treat books that way, you just don’t!

“What are you doing?” Tilii asked, his voice almost a snarl. The young man pulled back, holding a large volume in his hand. These were all, fortunately, the newer printed books, which were not as susceptible to damage as the hand-copied tomes, not to mention more easily replaceable.

“Do you work here?” The young man asked. He was about a head taller than Tilii, about average height for a human, but as Tilii got a look at him, he realized he was not human—at least not entirely.

“Let’s see, blue robes, library seal on the chest. Of course I work here.”

The man scanned him, then smiled sheepishly. “Yeah. Sorry. I’m just … I’m looking for something and having trouble finding it.”

Tilii sighed. “And you’re authorized to use the library? Are you a student?” He scanned his clothes for the first time. He was wearing a martial tunic and pants. The tunic was white, with a flaming eye stitched in the center. The uniform of a paladin of the Order of the Burning Eye. So, not a student. Also, probably not authorized.

The young man shook his head. “I do have permission. My commanding officer sent me.”

“Do you have a note?”

“A note?”

“A note from your superior, preferably signed by our librarian. You can’t just come in here and throw books around.”

“I’m sorry, I’m just having a hard time sorting through everything.”

He had the height and slightly broader features of a human, but his ears were pointed like an elf’s. A half-elf then? Did that make any difference?

“Can you even read?” Tilii asked him.

The young man took in a breath, then seemed to count before letting it out. “Of course I can read,” he said through clenched teeth.

“Well, why are you throwing books on the floor?” Tilii went to the books and started picking them up. “What’s your name, anyway, so I know who to report.”

“My name is Ethan Brade,” the young man said. “Are books on the floor really such a big problem?”

“Are you joking?” Tilii gasped, incredulous. “Do you know what dust does to books?”

“I’m sorry?” Ethan said. “I just needed a place to put them.”

Tilii sighed. “Well, Evan, there is a table just over there you can stack them on.” He pointed toward the end of the aisle.

“Fine,” Ethan said. “Is there somebody who can help me find something? Someone besides you, since I seem to have offended you so badly.”

“First, I need to make sure you belong here,” Tilii said. “Come with me to see the librarian.”

Tilii did not miss the way Ethan rolled his eyes when he said, “Fine.”

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Matt DeAngelis Breaks The Ice With 'All Good Things “All things must come to an end” this line in Matt DeAngelis' latest single, “All Good Things” is mind-boggling. This phrase is self-explanatory, as regardless of what we are going through, there is always an end to it. But don’t think this is going to be one of those soul-depressing songs, because it isn’t. All Good Things" is a song written about the conclusion of childhood and the transition into adulthood. While it is true that the carefree times of childhood are coming to an end, bigger and better things are in store for the future, even though it signals your innocence has been left behind. Departing from what one has known in some of the happiest times in their life is certainly no easy release, but must be done by all…. This according to Matt DeAngelis was the main inspiration behind “All Good Things” The song is full of inspiration and what I really like about the song is the laid-back nature of it, while the vocals are soothing and nostalgic and the instrumentation is full of bliss. In a recent interview with Mister Styx of Musicarenagh Matt disclosed Outside of music, one of his other main interests is meteorology and revealed he is a storm chaser and have been chasing storms for a number of years now. He even appeared on the popular Weather Channel television program “Deadline to Disaster'' for documenting a damaging tornado. This has been his greatest accomplishment as a stormchaser thus far. In the interview, Matthew DeAngelis delved deeper into his personal life and some of the battles he faces both personally and musically. Watch All Good Things below https://youtu.be/nFPx7H79NzM Follow Matt DeAngelis on Facebook Spotify Soundcloud Bandcamp Youtube Instagram Twitter What is your stage name? My stage name is Matt DeAngelis. Is there a story behind your stage name? While there is no exciting story about my stage name, my legal name is Matthew DeAngelis, but I felt shortening my first name to Matt was better for the stage. Where do you find inspiration? I find inspiration as a songwriter in many areas of my life. The most notable  are from the world around me, more specifically the global issues we all face and the events that ensue. I am an advocate for mental health and also for climate change, promoting ways we as humans can look after one another and our world. What was the role of music in the early years of your life? During the early years of my life, both of my parents were heavily involved in my musical influences. I began studing classical piano at age 9, but had began wrting my first songs at age 8. I was doing piano competitions and also played with the Rock University band when I was 10. I have been honing my craft ever since to become the songwriter and performer I am today. Are you from a musical or artistic family? My family is very musical and artistic. My father is a professional musician and composer, while my mom is a poet and has been writing for many years. Many other members of my family are involved in either music or the arts, as well. Who inspired you to be a part of the music industry? As I said, my dad is a professional musician and composer and was a main staple in my desire to become a professional musician. Although I had formal training at the piano, my dad tutored me as a musician for many years and continues to do so. Both of my parents have been incredibly supportive over my career thus far, as I credit them to any success I have. I am blessed to have such a strong support system that has propelled me into a career in the music industry. How did you learn to sing/write/to play? As a singer and songwriter, I am mainly self-taught, but my dad mentored me as a musician, mainly on the piano and keyboards. Growing up in such a musical household, it was quite easy for me to go to the piano and begin learning how to write songs and play. Singing was an art that has developed for me over time, but is something I can always remember doing.

I later studied voice with a formal teacher that has been more than beneficial especially playing live. [caption id="attachment_52603" align="alignnone" width="720"] As a singer and songwriter, I am mainly self-taught, but my dad mentored me as a musician, mainly on the piano and keyboards.[/caption] hat was the first concert that you ever went to and who did you see perform? The first concert I ever went to was to see the band The Musical Box, when I was 12 years old. They performed the well-known concept album “The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway,” originally written by the progressive rock band Genesis. This was an incredible experience and one that inspired me even more to be a professional musician and performer. How could you describe your music? The best way I can describe my music is progressive pop. My songs have elements of classic and progressive rock, but also characteristics of pop music through key hooks and melodies that resonate with many audiences. I have always believed that strong beautiful melodies endure forever. Describe your creative process. I do not always have a set creative process. Each time I write, the process is often different. I may begin by writing lyrics on one occasion, but start at the piano or guitar on another. Sometimes I create a melody on the spot, but other times I may write an entire song lyrically before even thinking about adding music. Whatever the case may be, I feel it is important for me to let the creative process come naturally. What is your main inspiration? My main inspiration would have to be my focus on worldly events and climate, but also having God as a foundation for my songs. I pride myself on adding a positive spin to all of my songs and offer hope for a brighter future. Having had to deal with OCD my entire life, I have had to rely on God to help me deal with the intrusive thoughts and anxiety that are part of the condition. I had to learn early on that I can't survive without turning a negative into a positive. What musician do you admire most and why? My first main musical inspiration growing up was the early music of David Bowie, as I have always admired him a great deal. Not only are his songs incredible, but tell a story that inspire me each time I listen. Aside from his musical and writing abilities, I always admired David Bowie as a performer and the way he was able to evolve as a musician over time. Did your style evolve since the beginning of your career? When I first began writing, my songs were always progressive and had many parts, often totalling over at least seven minutes per song. I have since evolved as a progressive pop songwriter, where I have maintained my roots of writing detailed music, but have also incorporated elements of pop in my songs. This evolution has taken place over a number of years and I feel I am still evolving as a songwriter. Who do you see as your main competitor? While I cannot pinpoint a main competitor, the music industry in general is incredibly competitive. As a musician and performer, I need to be on the top of my game at all times. What are your interests outside of music? Outside of music, one of my other main interests is meteorology. Aside from being a professional musician, I am a storm chaser and have been chasing storms for a number of years now. I have even appeared on the popular Weather Channel television program “Deadline to Disaster'' for documenting a damaging tornado. This has been my greatest accomplishment as a storm chaser thus far. I am also an advid photographer, primarily shooting weather photos. If it wasn't a music career, what would you be doing? While my music career is the most important aspect in my life, I am also an avid weather fan and storm chaser. My love for meteorology and storm chasing has been with me for many years, dating back to early childhood. I also have a degree in inclusive education and teach science and social studies to 4th and 5th graders. I have also begun teaching piano to beginners on my YouTube channel.

What is the biggest problem you have encountered in the journey of music? One of the biggest challenges I face as a solo artist is distributing my music to all possible platforms and increasing engagement with fans. It is a challenge because of the competitiveness of the industry, but also difficult just being a solo artist. If you could change one thing in the music industry, what would it be? I would change the way music is being distributed. I feel that we have developed an excessive obsession for technology, and while there are a number of benefits, I believe that the music industry longs for the days when more things were done in an analog fashion--from recording to making an actual "record." There is so much more that can be incorporated, everything from artwork to liner notes. My recording process continues to be organic. Everything is written out and played by the great group of musicians who have been making recording with me over the past 5 years. Why did you choose this as the title of this project? ‘All Good Things" is a song written about the conclusion of childhood and the transition into adulthood. While it is true that the carefree times of childhood are coming to an end, bigger and better things are in store for the future, even though it signals your innocence has been left behind. Departing from what one has known in some of the happiest times in their life is certainly no easy release, but must be done by all. For those listening to this song, I intend for you to use my words to help you through the conclusion of your dependence and introduction to independence in life. While the future may seem frightening and unknown, acknowledge that while all good things are coming to an end, greater things await you for the rest of your life. https://open.spotify.com/artist/0ejTmYKaWOBehHwjpchCq8 What are your plans for the coming months? I plan on continuing to release new original singles and music videos, while also songwriting and performing live at many venues throughout the Mid Atlantic region. Do you have any artistic collaboration plans? I have recently worked with the great Richie Cannata--Billy Joel's original sax player. He will be featured on one of my new releases early in 2024. I have also worked with the great Chesta Davis gospel singers on that same release. What message would you like to give to your fans? I would like to thank my fans for their endless support. Without them, none of my success would be possible. I would also like to tell my fans that there is new music on the way, so stay tuned!

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Pageant World: Women May Now Join “Mr. International!”

BANGKOK, Thailand (The Adobo Chronicles, Bangkok Bureau) – Just days after the Miss Universe Organization announced it will no longer impose any age limit on contestants to the popular international beauty pageant, the Mister International Organization said it will now allow women to join the male competition. The Thailand-based Mr. International recently introduced a tradition of more…