saitama-vs
Could They ACTUALLY Beat Saitama
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Hello. Here we try to find out which characters can defeat Saitama. Read the pinned post for more info.
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saitama-vs · 6 months ago
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Doing a season 2 of my other poll blog for charity.
Hello! And welcome back to Season 2 of Ultimate Obscure Blorbo!
If you don't know the rules already, unlike many poll blogs where you just vote whichever character you know regardless of the actual criteria, here you CAN'T vote for a character you know! So the more obscure a character is the better they will do!
I am your host, @chzdavmpr and with me is also have with me @dynamicentropy who is helping me with the charity stuff.
"Charity stuff?" you ask, full of bemusement. That's right, this season this entire tournament will be a fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, or PCRF. They are a charity that provides food, water, and medical supplies/treatment to those in urgent need in Gaza, and has longer term goals of providing healthcare to children across Palestine. We have a lot of plans on incentives and goals which we will let you guys know about when they're set up (more info here), but for now if you can donate to them then you can do so here;
Now without further ado, if you would like to submit a character you can do so here!
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Welp. 69.7% of you have sentenced me to Death by Saitama. Before I get punched tho let's indulge in a favorite pastime of mine; stats!
The best Saitma deafter is The Goose from Untitled Goose Game, with 94.3%, narrowly beating Roadrunner from Looney Tunes, who has 93.8%
Isca the Unbeaten from X-Men was BY FAR the worst Saitama opponent, with a mere 3.1% thinking they can win, which if I remember correctly, that included exactly 1 person. But just in case that stat is just due to small sample size, the runner up worst was Astarion Acunin from Baldur's Gate 3 with only 8.5%
The final winrate was 54.8%, with an average score of 52.3%. Both of these are higher then I think they should be, but what are you gonna do? I wish you all a good day, but I simply must get to my punching appointment. Goodbye.
Can I, The Person Running this Poll Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if the- Hey wait a minute! I don't wanna be here! Let me out! I don't wanna fight him he'll kick my ass!
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
please just make it quick
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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And Finally; 77.4% of you are correct that you can not beat Saitama, with 22.6% of you SUPER LOSING cause no you can not, and saying you can only worsens your odds.
Can YOU Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: you can only defeat Saitama if you
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for you to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Steve CAN beat Saitama, with an 81.7% agreement
Can Steve from Big Top Burger Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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50.5%
Can Imposter from Among Us Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Flabébé can NOT beat Saitama, with only 36.9% thinking it can
Can Flabébé from Pokémon Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Leeroy can NOT beat Saitama, with only 37.2% thinking he can
Can Leeroy Jenkins from World of Warcraft Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Kyubey can NOT beat Saitama, with only 20.6% thinking they can
Can Kyubey from Madoka Magica Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Jolitk CAN beat Saitama, with a 68.7% agreement
Can Joltik from Pokémon Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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The Cabbage Merchant can NOT beat Saitama, with only 33.6% thinking they can
Can The Cabbage Merchant from Avatar: The Last Airbender Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Pop FIzz can NOT beat Saitama, with only 41.6% thinking they can
Can Pop Fizz from Skylanders Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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The Djinn CAN beat Saitama, with an 86.5% agreement, which is easily the highest out of the 3 genies
Can The Djinn from Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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2019's Genie can NOT beat Saitama, with only 14.3% thinking they can
Can Genie from Aladdin (2019) Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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1992's Genie CAN beat Saitama, with a 66.2% agreement
Can Genie from Aladdin (1992) Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Maxwell CAN beat Saitama, with a 75.4% agreement
Can Maxwell from Scribblenauts Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Astarion can NOT beat Saitama, with only 8.5% thinking he can, making him the worst Saitama defeater (other then one that might have just been from small sample size)
It also made a perfect penis poll. Good job everyone.
Can Astarion Acunin from Baldur's Gate 3 Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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saitama-vs · 9 months ago
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Mister Miracle can NOT beat Saitama, with only 37.0% thinking they can
Can Mister Miracle from DC Comics Defeat Saitama?
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Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if they
1: Can avoid getting punched, AND
2: It is funnier for them to win. Do not apply powerscaling logic to this poll.
Vote under the cut if you read the rules
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