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[saitama-vs]

Welp. 69.7% of you have sentenced me to Death by Saitama. Before I get punched tho let's indulge in a favorite pastime of mine; stats!

The best Saitma deafter is The Goose from Untitled Goose Game, with 94.3%, narrowly beating Roadrunner from Looney Tunes, who has 93.8%

Isca the Unbeaten from X-Men was BY FAR the worst Saitama opponent, with a mere 3.1% thinking they can win, which if I remember correctly, that included exactly 1 person. But just in case that stat is just due to small sample size, the runner up worst was Astarion Acunin from Baldur's Gate 3 with only 8.5%

The final winrate was 54.8%, with an average score of 52.3%. Both of these are higher then I think they should be, but what are you gonna do? I wish you all a good day, but I simply must get to my punching appointment. Goodbye.

Can I, The Person Running this Poll Defeat Saitama?

Rules: a character can only defeat Saitama if the- Hey wait a minute! I don't wanna be here! Let me out! I don't wanna fight him he'll kick my ass!

Vote under the cut if you read the rules

please just make it quick

[drawbauchery]

Almost forgot the censored version

Now its completely sfw (elaboratejellyfish)

you gave me a more censored version, but i'm posting THIS one because it's very scientific and i.....appreciate science on my blog

[sneeb-canons]

(intended as platonic!!!!!!!!)

heart is very physically affectionate, and often ends up laying on top of one of the others when theyre just trying to chill

all of them are probably touch starved. heart just tries to fix it by hugging them

Headcanon #596

[nastylittleghouls]

Phantom: Sooo, what's your type? Swiss: *gives Phantom a once over* Dark-haired, pretty. A little bit of a jerk sometimes. Dumb. Phantom: That sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a girl Swiss: *sighs* Did I mention dumb? Phantom: *smiling sweetly* Yeah

Based on an idea submitted by @comitzsiren

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

Evidence below the cut!

can be pretty hyperactive, forgets things regularly (even important things, forgot he turned into a heartless in kh1), distractable, later on he seems to have some problems with emotional dysregulation. hes constantly called lazy by his friends but as soon as hes doing something he likes he has all the energy in the world, and also tends to dismiss his own intelligence despite actually being pretty smart, both of which are things that i think are decently common with undiagnosed adhd

[thatdeadaquarius]

"all we really know about this one is it's some kind of insult" Alhaithem gestured to the stone in the case "The first words of the beginning line should translate to 'your parent', with the second one saying 'you take that'. We can only assume it to be of insulting nature, unless you say otherwise...?" He looks toward you, curiously.

"...buys you megablocks instead of legos" you mumble unconsciously, holding in laughter because he wasn't wrong.

"What?" He leaned in to hear you better.

"Nothing, you're right but it's not an insult that really makes sense here" You swiftly move along to the next showcase, after reading it things become clear that these are from about the 2010's. "Alhaithem we should probably move on, most of these are obscure references to... plays, and jokes. Like this one" you point at the case "is Fre shavaca do".

"Fre...shaca do?"

"It's um, a joke about someone mis-writing a sign"

10/10 i cant believe this has been sitting here like the gem it is ToT

im so glad im posting all these at the same time tho bc i love confusing/bullying Alhaitham, call me a Kaveh kinnie ig

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT SHARING UR GREAT WRITING WITH THE WORLD BEFORE NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

this kinda reminds me of my most recent post abt, but 10x more frustrated Alhaitham LMAO

You, constantly: "nah u wouldnt get it bro, u had to be there"

Alhaitham: "But I AM here, I would "get it", ahem, honorable sibling Lord??"

btw here's my lowkey bullying Alhaitham post, hehe

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Safe Travels Anon,

💀♒

(not tagging beloveds bc i be harassing them this week with short posts rip)

[bogkeep]

okay i am fully aware that the correct thing to do is to ignore the message, but someone was dedicated enough to circumvent the fact that i've got anon asks disabled just to let me know i'm full of myself. unfortunately for them i have no plans to stop and this is my house. however, as a reward for making me aware that it's possible to send submissions anonymously, i will offer up one (1) tumblr hot tip!

if unfollowing and blocking someone doesn't do it for you, add them to your content filter!

go to account settings -> content you see -> filtered post content, add new -> write their url

this will filter every post they're in, every post reblogged from their account, and any other mention of their blog! for some reason it doesn't filter replies to asks they've sent, but if you're lucky that won't be too much of a problem. be free! enjoy life! don't come knocking again!

[doyoulikethis-vocaloid-song]

It would be so funny if you collabed with a vocaloid producer to launch a song through these polls. I'd be interested to see if people would click that they've heard it before anyways, and what the verdict percentages would be

This would be EXTREMELY funny, just in case any producers wanna hmu 😏 hehe

[myaoiboy]

okay so i saw that post that said "to be loved is to be changed, but in a horrific and unasked for transformation" and this is so snotacon both sides to me.

I mean, think about it. Otacon can't *kill* someone when Snake meets him, and that's true in two ways. Yeah, physically he's a spindly litte nerd who literally couldn't hurt someone if his life depended on it, but he couldn't do it mentally either. He designs weapons. That's a far cry from actually *using* them. He's a pencil pusher who wanted to build giant robots and was willing to believe that MG Rex wouldn't actually be used.

How long do you think *that* lasted, living, working with a mercenary? At what point do you think it sunk in that if he wanted to actually achieve anything with Philanthropy he was going to have to be okay with lethal force being involved?

Surely we don't think everything was non-lethal up to the tanker? I mean, he has to explain the tranqs work at the beginning of the mission, so it's probably new to him, right? So what were they doing before that? And they don't ask themselves if they should pull out when it becomes apparent that lethal force may be necessary, so clearly these won't be the start of Philanthropy's body count.

So when was the point that he resigned himself to the fact that he was going to have to be a lot closer to death and direct killing than he ever had been before? Did Snake insist on having final judgment off the bat? Did Otacon try to convince him that they needed to do it non-lethally, did they run a mission, maybe even a few come off clean, only for something to go terribly wrong? Did they get out by the skin of their teeth? Did Snake have to kill someone, and Otacon get upset by this first death? And did they have an argument where Snake points out that he is the one that has to pay the price for Otacon's personal mission against killing?

:)

But that's all so obvious. Killing is bad, etc.

What about Snake?

I think the idea of caring for anyone is scary to him. Especially the extent to which he cares about Otacon.

I mean, half of his utility is in the fact that he just doesn't give a shit about himself, and has nobody left that gives a shit about him. He doesn't have anything to hold him back from giving 110% to the mission. If he dies, he dies. What does he care? He's a washed up alcoholic with PTSD previously known only to shrimps.

And he clearly values his utility. Even in 4, it's how he refers to himself. "An old killer." What use is he if he's concerned about whether he'll make it home in one piece.

When do you think that sinks in to him? Do you think was the first time Otacon told him to drop the mission and get back safe when things took a turn? Do you think he'd ever been in a situation where someone cared more about his life than whatever they were sending him to do? Do you think Kaz even pretended to genuinely care about his safety in the field? Forget Campbell, that's right out, he couldn't even let Snake be as he's fucking dying. Do you think he tried to finish it out first, only for Otacon to beg and scream at him that he was serious?

Or do you think it was when he got hurt, badly hurt, and he sees Otacon sitting over him at night, making sure he's okay, changing his bandages, and out of the corner of his eye he sees a hand wipe away tears, or hears a quiet sniffle, because Otacon realized how close he was to losing Snake.

Or maybe comms get cut unexpectedly during a shootout, and he gets sidetracked, held up somewhere, makes it back to the rendezvous point just under the wire, and Otacon is bawling because he really thought he lost Snake for good this time.

Do you think Snake realizes that at first? Do you think he's too obtuse to realize the tears are over him? Are from fear for him?

At what point do you think he realizes that the numbness he's fostered, that's been intentionally fostered in him (remember, he's the "Cipher-backed son", he's been moved from foster family to foster family more times than he can count, made intentionally to feel disposable, for the sake of creating a perfect soldier) has been replaced with this new pain, this fear, not even for himself, but for Otacon, for the gaping hole he realizes he'll leave in Otacon's life if something's to happen?

At what point do you think Snake realized that he'd turned a regular civilian into a mercenary, in mind if not body?

At what point do you think Otacon realized he'd fundamentally taken a US military asset and broken it over his knee?

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Bro come ON how many brackets did you just post, 100?????!!!

38 😂 152 ships

[oddlyspecific-dndadshcs]

Glenn started painting his nails to stop himself from biting them, but all the time he spent in Faerun wore the paint away.

He starts painting them again on his visits to Earth from hell. He asks someone else do it for him, though, because his hands shake too much to do a good job. It usually ends up being one of the Oaks. He usually prefers plain black, but they’re so good at color coordination that he just lets them go wild.

When Mercedes does them, she matches the color to his outfit. Henry gives him black, because he knows that’s what he likes. The twins each pick a color and start at one pinkie, then race to see who paints more fingers. You’d think that would end sloppily. Sometimes it looks even better than when Henry does it. Nobody knows how.

[sekai-no-reita]

[supurman]

wow our thread got a live adaptation alr!!!! / @powrgirl​

[u3pxx]

college is a fucking circus are they kidding me. am i being played for a fool. is some higher being fucking pissed off at me whats going ON

[lexosaurus]

HOLY FUCK I WROTE A MASTER'S THESIS

[daily-hanamura]

to pair with the ‘your house is there’ post, these panels from the mange imply (a teeny bit) that souji going to yosuke’s house might be a regular occurrence ♥