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"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.

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blaseball player that got here via nepotism

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theyre awarding me an honorary diagnosis for my work on tumblr.com

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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open image in new tab was there for me when no one else was

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ur all that I want and ur all that I need

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(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

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I think you should do something crazy to fix the big problem

anyone else getting anons trying to make them kill people

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sketchbook finished😞😞😞😞

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being in a good mood lately is weird. this is unnatural. what’s the catch

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never kill yourself even the long days can end happy

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the healing powers of being medicated and calling your mom

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I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

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Does the gender of your Tumblr profile pic/pvp/avatar match your irl gender? Yes, No, Nuance.

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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What if we lived in less interesting times?

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remember when you said that berry you wanted to pick wasnt ripe today? i think you'll be in for a nice surprise when you try again tomorrow