#Miss Janet

[madman479r]

Piccolo X Janet Gibslythe Ship Table

Big/Little spoon: Piccolo is used to sleeping alone and doesn't really care about being the big spoon every time. Though he does sleep better having Janet in his arms. And seeing as Piccolo is over 7 feet tall, Janet ain't being the big spoon.

Lends/Borrows clothes: Wouldnt say "Lends clothes" seeing as he can just make them. During one off their dates, the pair walked by a clothes store which had a designer coat Janet thought looked beautiful but the price was out of her budget. So, casually Piccolo just used his Magic Materialization (clothes beam) and BOOM! Janet found herself wearing the exact coat she wanted. So Janet got the coat she wanted and Piccolo got a passionate surprise kiss in return.

Doesn't/Does use pet names: Piccolo always uses Janet's name, not seeing the point in "Pet names". But Janet thinks it's cute and uses Pet names for Piccolo.

Introverted/extroverted: Piccolo has come to several parties and get-togethers, though he normally keeps to himself, only socialising with the Son family and Dende, so he's not a complete Introvert.

Janet is a teacher so she has had to meet new people and students. I can imagine Janet just befriending almost everyone of the z warriors/families and immediately getting on everyone's good side.

Affection through words/actions: Piccolo isn't a man of words and believes actions speak louder so he shows affection through actions. Be it hugging and kissing Janet, making her new clothes, taking a page out of Videl's book and getting her plushies.

Piccolo is a hard person to get gifts for, so Janet can't show affection through gifts but she knows just what to say. A surprise kiss every now and then also works, especially when it makes Piccolo go red, something Janet finds cute and hilarious.

Confesses first/Waits for confession: Janet decided to be the one to bite the bullet and confessed to Piccolo. Why not? She thought he was attractive, kind hearted, good with children, he was basically ticking all boxes. Piccolo wouldn't be the one to confess first seeing as he wasn't exactly sure what he was feeling, he also saw "love" as just a means for a species to continue existing through reproduction. Piccolo never expected to feel romantic love, one reason being he never met anyone who made him feel that way and the other being that Namekians were an asexual species.

Screams about/squashes bugs: Janet can handle bugs, depending on the size that is. Anything that can fit her palm is a bug she doesn't want to be in the same room as. Piccolo doesn't care about bugs but he doesn't really squash them, seeing as Janet asks Piccolo to get rid of it instead of kill it.

Drives the car/can't drive: Both can drive, but Janet is the better of the two and Piccolo is perfectly fine with Janet driving. And after getting his licence Piccolo can count the number of times he's driven with one hand. He just prefers to fly.

Can't cook/makes dinner: Demon King Piccolo? Nah. Grill King Piccolo? Yes. Janet and Piccolo are basically similar skill level in cooking, no pro chef but can make delicious foods.

Dislikes/loves PDA: Piccolo doesn't see the point, nor wants to advertise their relationship and love for one another. But he isn't completely cold in public, he'll hold Janet's hand and give quick innocent kisses in front of others. Janet on the other hand is more open, enjoying the cute reactions she can get from Piccolo is considerate enough to not push his boundaries.

Overprotective/chill going: Piccolo is protective of Janet, how can he not be? Janet isn't a fighter, hell she looks like she never raised a fist to another so Piccolo worries about her safety. Once Janet found out about Piccolo's life, about how he was this supposed protector of earth she can be a bit worried. She knows he's he's capable warrior but she can't help feeling worried for him whenever he fights.

Has more/no relationship experience: I can imagine Janet has caught the eyes of other people before meeting Piccolo. While Piccolo on the other hand has absolutely no idea what to do in a romantic relationship. (He actually went to Krillin and 18 for advice, he saw their relationship as a healthy one and could actually answer his questions)

Horny Level: Seeing as Piccolo is Asexual and lacks sexual organs, he doesnt get horny. But Janet does get horny and Piccolo understands that, he understands that most humans have urges so he does what he can to satisfy her, such as performing oral sex, using his hands or the toys Janet bought.

Awkwardness level: Once again Piccolo isn't entirely sure what he's doing, having never really been affectionate to others in the way that's expected in a romantic relationship, he can be awkward at times but Janet just finds this adorable and understands. The only time Janet felt awkward was the first time she was introduced to the rest of the z warriors/family. She was in the presence of martial arts masters, shape shifters, famous people, aliens, and Gods alike while she was just a regular old school teacher, but Burma, Chi-Chi and the other women made her feel at home.

Jealousy level: Neither get really jealous but once in a blue moon Piccolo wonders if Janet would be happier with a human than him.

[celestial-alignment]

My Dragon Ball Masterlist

Lucky. Rated General Audiences. 100 words. Gohan reflects on how his life had turned out--for the better. Drabble inspired by this adorable art by the talented @dbzsenpai

The Talk. Rated Teen and Up Audiences. 4,250 words. Gohan is fourteen years old and needs an adult to talk to him about... girls.

Balance. Rated General Audiences. 1,647 words. Krillin doesn't understand why this Goku kid can't balance on a rock, or why he is fascinated with the moon.

Last Hope: Vegeta! Rated General Audiences. 3,523 words. It took a highly specific set of circumstances for this to happen. Vegeta had to babysit Goten.

Strong Enough. General Audiences. 2,740 words. A short fic focusing on Gohan dealing with his dad never coming home after the defeat of Cell.

That's My Purse, I Don't Know You! General Audiences. 1,790 words. Miss Janet is faced with a stranger trying to take Pan again, this time he claims to be her grandpa.

Rebound. Explicit. 8,458 words. After breaking up with Yamcha at the 23rd World Tournament, Bulma is reeling and looking for a revenge rebound. A grown-up Goku just so happens to be available. (Gobul)

Another Talk. Mature. 3,999 words. Gohan's over 18 now. He has a girlfriend, the world is at peace, and his dad has returned to life. It's time he had the talk about losing his virginity. (Follow up to The Talk.) Marriage is a Two-Course Meal. Explicit. 4,757 words. Right after their wedding, Chi-Chi and Goku get a crash course or what it means to be married, and who they are married to. (Gochi) Nobody's Promised Tomorrow. Explicit. In Progress. In a version of the future, where the Androids terrorize the world, Videl and Gohan meet and fall in love. (Future Gohan/Videl)

[mannytoodope]

Gregory: Please hold. Interim Principal Gregory Eddie at your service. Janet: We'll dig into that later. First, an update. No concerns on the students thus far. And all the staff has passed my standard inspection. Gregory: I've longed for protocol. This is the best day of my life. Janet: Except for one person who isn't handling it well... at all. Gregory: Oh, well, look, that's just how Janine is. Janet: I'm not talking about Janine. Gregory: Jacob? That one lunch lady? Janet: Her name is Shanae. Gregory: That don't sound right. Janet: It's not her. Gregory: Well, who could it be? Mr. Johnson? Janet: That is the single most well-adjusted man I have ever met. I'm talking about Barbara Howard. Gregory: Are you sure you don't mean Janine? Janet: I'm sure. Listen, I've been with people in the aftermath of some tough situations... Heart attacks, flooding, wig falling off at an assembly. Nothing shakes people up more than a fire. There's usually something under the surface. Gregory: I feel like you're reading her wrong. Barbara is the most together and collected person at this school. She's made mistakes, but she moved on... Barbara: Oh! Miss Janet. There you are. I just wanted to reiterate that I am fine. Janet: Is that all? Barbara: Also, I wanted to add that I never listen to Chaka Khan's "Through the Fire" when it comes up on my Pandora. "I'm Every Woman," not a pyromaniac.

[jeenysstuff]

Hi

[timmydraker]

CW: abortion/misscariage talk

Tim finding out that he really, legitimately, was an unwanted child.

It all comes to light when he’s looking through his old medical records after loosing his spleen. He wanted to check that there were no allergies he had other than shrimp and then looked into his family. Of certain cancers or disease were common in his linage, he needed to be aware so he could lessen the risk as much as possible.

That’s when he discovers that his mother, proud !feminist’ and independent woman that she was, had refused several surgeries to remove her uterus or have her tubes tied but still had several abortions.

And by several, the papers literally mean several.

Seven whole abortions of children she didn’t want, yet both her and Jack refused to do anything to jsut… prevent any pregnancy in the first place.

They got it all covered with hush money so it wouldn’t get out to the public, but they ended up making a mistake.

Janet Drake went to a Gala when she was unknowingly pregnant and a woman, whose husband was the owner of a prominent news paper company, noticed several signs that Janet was with child. She pointed this out to Janet and when she saw the look of familiar realisation on her face, promised to keep it secret.

Just a day later an article was shown with a photo of Janet with a barely there bump and just like that, Jack and Janet were forced to keep their baby.

Maybe if they hadn’t made several public statements about being against abortion it wouldn’t have mattered, but hypocrites rarely win.

Tim finds several statements by doctors in their files, hidden away behind several fake files and private stamps, that show the couple had tried to figure out a way to ‘remove’ the child before it was born so it wouldn’t be a problem.

Tim even goes so far as to look at his parents search history around the time and sees in horror as it goes from searches on how to force a miscarriage to the financial benefits of a child.

That’s where Alfred finds him, frozen and staring at his screen with enough tears to make a puddle on his desk.

The worst part?

He’s not even that surprised.

[goryhorroor]

horror legends + their legacies

[friendlyengie]

tf2 rocky horror… I have been thinking of it

[nana-mizu-shiki]

-....he can have an entire argument with Bruce's eyebrow and win, as far as Jason can tell.

Yeah, Jason thinks. He gets it.

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It sucks to know your next-door neighbors might have been psychopaths.

This is taken so out of context which just makes it so much funnier.

[litrly-justagirl]

[jane-lynndrake-t]

(OOC title: have a baby-Tim)

Woke up crying???? Because of a dream baby????

I was holding them, and then I woke up, and my arms were empty.

Couldn’t sleep until I made this.

I feel so jittery. This is the kind of baby dream I won't stop thinking of for days.

My brain keeps wanting to ask,'Where's my baby? Where's my baby?' Then my chest and arms respond with this ridiculous ache.

[sabrinaacarpenters]

THE MUSKETEERS (2014-2016) 1.09 "Knight Takes Queen"

[celestial-alignment]

Am I using the wrong tag, or is there, like, NO content for Miss Janet in the Dragon Ball content?!?!?! This is criminal.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

i guessed sjm was an only child when she tried to write evil step-sisters caricatures (which can’t even be applied because feyre is not cinderella, who did all the housework and domestic labor, the very thing feyre is dismissive of) with biological sisters but i knew she was an only child when nesta and elain didn’t laugh their asses off at feyre’s “i can fuck and fight better” nonsense at the dinner scene in acomaf. like it’s such a youngest sibling thing to say, nesta and elain should’ve been crying from laughter (although i guess it was a tense atmosphere with those decrepit bats there)

[poisonousquinzel]

see the way we know janet isn't built for a relationship with Ivy is that she saw Her and had no reaction skdksksks

harley would have rode her till the sun came up twice over<3333

[shmoo06]

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[sudomanic]

I just wanted to share these photos I found in The Marvin Songs