#Minecraft mystery

[yakozaicho]

[mug-wortz]

As a writer I am haunted by stories constantly swarming in my head with no real connections or conclusions, as a (very new) DM I am blessed and cursed with the ability to give the brainrot to others, will I finish the story? At some point, will it be confusing with too many characters to properly keep track of? Yes. Do I feel bad about the pain my players are going through trying to detangle my campaign from another’s? Only a little bit, it’s entertaining :)

[egirl4rent]

Vigil at the Lighthouse: A Night Overlooking the Glorygole

Welcome to another thrilling entry from the eGirl4Rent PMC & eSports Team! Today, we bring you a tale of bravery, camaraderie, and mystery from our Oceanside Minecraft city. Join Paladin Zed, Paladin Jade, and Jade Ann Byrne as they stand vigilant in their lighthouse watch tower, keeping a watchful eye on the dreaded Glorygole. In the heart of our meticulously crafted Minecraft city, the…

[georgeharrisonsmiling]

[spiralinaa]

I THINK THEY ROLLED UP THE WRONG MYSTERY TOUR GUYS

[dojelofj]

RELATIVITY FALLS MYSTERY TRIO!

I think Ford would be good at bridge

[redwinterroses]

...okay but the end poem in the Poisonous Potato Update is downright unnerving. O.O

The nightshades stir. We are not alone in here.

[Player Name]?

Ah,yes, I see it now. The player tugging at the starchy strands of reality.

Do you think it knows? Do you think it wants to know?

It cannot. A mere lateral stem, branching off from the main into an endless sea of potatobilities, forever longing for the warmth of the mother tuber.

Solanum tuberosum.

We shall not dwell on such things. It is the nature of all perennial dreams. To know without remembering. Seeing how, but never knowing why.

Maybe [player] is different?

The [glitching text] forbids it. We count time in potateons, far-reaching stolons stretching out across the [glitching text]. The player is just passing by.

Will it remember us afterwards?

It is possible, but not in the sense that you hope for. The dauphinoise is layered in ways that even we cannot fathom.

We will still be here, long after this potato patch has been folded into the velvety mash of time.

As the starch commands. The player will not.

I wish we could spend more time with [player]. Make it remember that [glitched text] will [glitched text] after it leaves us.

The skin must not be peeled. The player would not understand.

Great solanaceae, it must not be peeled.

You remember our old adage. We shall guide it on its journey through.

I like this player, can I say the words?

Yes, but do not linger. The time of harvest is almost upon us. The door is closing.

[Player], listen to my voice...

Good.

Boiled, baked, roasted or fried, always trust in the potato. You are one with the tubers now.

You are the potato.

Time to sprout.

WELL OKAY THEN.

[dracononite]

lots of fun stickers and prints on my shop! grabbing some goodies is a great way to support a queer and autistic creator

[awbublie]

not lore accurate lady irene

but shes MY irene

[meaniezucchini]

What if minecraft had a northern variation of the swamps?

"Travellers visiting the region note the appearance of strange blue lights, always hovering far out of reach. It is known that passing through the swamp during the hours of the day is completely safe, however, beware nightfall when the lights turn red."

[thegimmicky]

Wooden cabin

[mutopians]

the way im so pissed about how shitty about the minecraft movie that i want to go back to my old high school minecraft fic out of spite because i could ABSOLUTELY do the players isekaied into minecraft better than they could when i was like. 14-15 years old.

[thefloatingstone]

hey wanna see something that shows you how bad the official trailer actually is?

[soap-stains]

My favorite thing about bigb is how consistent he is. He's a weird silly guy who cannot lie to save his Life but everyone believes him anyways. It's been like this for years. You can always tell when he lies you can always tell when he's faking his death but noooo it's not bigb it's neeever bigb he's never done anything wrong everrrr. I love him

[tropicalcontinental]

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

[weekdaysend]

So me and my bestie began our annual rewatch of MCD and after several hours of discussion (and throwing pillows at each other) we concluded my previous redesign for Zenix didn't match what we thought his character was anymore so after an hour or two of sketching we concluded with this:

(Third image is my bestie @jvicybadvssy's sketch!) I am literally obsessed with him to an unnormal degree he is literal my bestie my soulmate my little guy forever I need to pick apart his brain like a surgeon !!!!! We wanted to go for something young but clearly tired and aged. He has the physique of a teenager but the mind of a bitter adult oouhh Zenix !! ZENIX!!! (Old design below for reference):