#Minecraft headcanons…..

[trashyclementine]

tell me abou..food

GIGGLES AND KICKS MY FEET

-Overworld food is basically anything and everything players can get their hands on. Since players are much stronger and are built wonky compared species such as villages or pillagers they can consume most items and not face too many repercussions.

-Because of this players will make dishes out of everything and anything. Hostile and passive mobs, plants, even other players. (Cannibalism is a very normalized aspect of some Minecraft worlds and SMPS, however it really depends on the SMP and culture.)

-foods made from hostile/neutral mobs are basically the “roadkill grill” food of worlds. Creeper jerky, spider eye pie, gotten flesh and mushroom stew, hard boiled enderpearls. It isn’t the best tasting or high quality but it’s a very popular food when it comes to wars and other conflicts on various SMPS

-NETHER FOODS!!! I imagine players settled in the nether typically settle near warped forests because they eat the fungi and vines in the forest.

-Piglins hoglin stew or smoked hoglin are very popular dishes among piglins and nether residents.

-I imagine foods entirely depends on where a player/civilization is set up. If they are in a more snowy and mountain region they rely on goat meat, polar bear meat, or fish as just an example. Most players do have some sort of indoor farm/ranch so food isn’t necessarily a problem for one player, but it can be difficult for a group if the farm isn’t big enough and the region is difficult to live in (tundra, desert, etc)

-I feel like I should explain the cannibalism thing but most/some SMPS normalize cannibalism as just a part of life. Usually it’s more so ritualistic instead of for survival, but it changes.

-Wheat and bread are the most common crop/food to find in worlds. Wheat farms span for as far as the eye can see are very common in single player worlds or very small SMPs

[ozzyeelz]

I like them lots💚

[somedudewithantlers]

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.

[illwilledomen]

The Stranger

[boxofoxberry]

desertduo are NOT beating the allegations rn

[living-dead-guyy]

I’m going insane I want to eat it so bad

[poppyflavour]

A headcanon of mine :3c

Basically the color gang has lived with eachother for so long they don't really need to speak to understand what the other meant. They still talk, just not as often as an average stick city citizen, which threw Purple off a bit

[vlyapewi]

KING ORANGE & PURPLE (My Designs)

[deadghosy]

HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANNONS WITH ENDERMAN! READER

Prompt: a 9’5 creature comes by and randomly builds the crew things.

ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY CAUSE IMAGINE YOU BEING CHARLIE IN THIS SITUATION-

You hear a knock at the front door of the hazbin hotel and open it to see a 9’5 TALL ASS PERSON WITH DARK PURPLE SKIN WITH SMALL PURPLE FRECKLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR BODY….

Immediately door slam like Alastor got in the pilot….

She kept reopening the door as you finally got tired of that bullshit and teleported inside as you croaked…your jaw unhinging in a weird attractive way as your eyes were blinded by a black blindfold.

“Uhm sir? Are you here for the hotel?” Charlie asked as you nodded turning slowly with a croak. You pulled out a wrench ready to show how you wanted to work for her. Charlie smiled awkwardly as she shows you around the place. Literally you had to duck a lot to the point you had to crawl like a baby just to fit in the room…

Embarrassing it is…..

But at least you can kinda shapeshift a bit to 3 feet less as you are at 6’5 which made the others feel a lot more comfortable about you being comfortable in this height as you still kinda crouch to pet keekee.

I feel like Lucifer will like you personally because of how you like to build and take things apart to renew things. So he definitely brings you in his workshop as he rants about his duck collection as you slightly grumble unconsciously as purple pixels fly around beside you.

Dead ass…you are beautiful with your purple ender eyes they glow behind your blindfold in the dark…the hotel cast and even say as they would see them from afar at night.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to have slight muscles but is really strong despite their skinny look. But really they/he has a nice build under his working clothes.

Vaggie was shocked to see you teleport away before she could prick you with her angelic spear. She definitely had Alastor keep a look on you…but you only built and fixed around the hotel like a handy man.

I can see Angel dust taking a picture of you while you are behind him working having your sleeves up as you work as the Snapchat caption says, “He’s working hard to please me” as a joke. You definitely got death threats as you just stare at your hellphone confused as you block them all.

Sir Pentious has accidentally looked you in your eyes once and your unhinged jaw as you screeched at him as a static sound enters his head …it made him scared of you for almost five months until you explained and calms him down….you didn’t like to be scary to others.

Angel had told you how about how you could be a model with your skinny yet built body as you just stood then staring at him through your blindfold.

Tbh your dynamic with Angel dust is “girlboss” x “househusband” as you literally build and fix things

I bet reader built Lucifer a duck boat once as you stand there as Lucifer looks like he is about to cry in the duck boat you built as he gives you a thumbs up. It was a derpy sight but funny.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to always pick things up, nifty including as she just smile kicking her feet back and forth with a smile. “I like em! Let’s keep him/them!”

YOU KNOW HOW IRON GOLEMS HOLD FLOWERS?! YEAH ENDERMAN!READER HOLDING FLOWERS FOR THE RESIDENTS 🦆✨

It would be funny be at a height comparison with Alastor as he just smiles as you stand there fidgeting with your hands.

I can see husk raising a brow at you like “🤨 who the hell is this guy?” As you walk a bit sluggish holding your tool box

I can also imagine reader having slight difficulty at reading the room or having social skills as they were isolated from people before dying definitely. Like you would croak softly patting Vaggie when her secret was out only for her to push you away as you were trying to say you fixed the toilet.

You stood there confused until husk just sat you down before you teleported after her.

You attacked a sinner for trying to rob you as they grabbed your blindfold in accident only to get attacked and a see an unhinged jaw…next thing they saw was a punch.

Charlie definitely cleaned you up, she was just confused who blood it was as you stay quiet and quietly croaked in your throat.

I headcannon enderman’s to have a raspy voice because they can’t talk but try to. As it’s either deep or a decent voice tone.

Imagine if enderman! Reader met the other overlords before their decrease in height as they stare up at you kinda intimidated by your height. Their necks definitely hurt 

HOPE YOU LIKE IT! 🦆✨

[gabrielleyueerrrrr]

A theory about Green and Purple's friendship

So, we all know that Green is the closest to Purple in the Colour Gang. He's one of the first to meet Purple (along with Blue) in AVM Ep.9 "The Villagers", the one that appeared to care about Purple the most in Animation vs LoL,

the one who didn't give up on Purple even though Purple betrayed him and his friends again, and the one who ultimately turned Purple into their ally.

But why? Why is Green so insistent on Purple even when everyone thought Purple was the bad guy?

My theory is that Green saw himself in Purple.

We all know Purple wanted nothing more than to prove themselves to their father Navy and later to the King, which they saw as their parental figure. From trying to obtain the Enderdragon egg to stealing the Minecraft icon, he desperately wanted to appear "strong", "powerful", "competent", so that their parental figures could be proud of them. Even if the cost is their friendship and more importantly, their conscience.

As for Green, although he doesn't have daddy issues like Purple, he also strives to act his best in front of others. He is very competitive, maybe even the most competitive one out of his friends.

He's also a perfectionist.

What's more, he is a great show-off,

and that often came with a price.

But beneath Green's "cool dude" exterior, he is a soft and gentle stick who cared deeply about his friends,

and who always saw the best in other people.

So of course Green is the one who can tell that what Purple appears to be isn't their real self. Beneath their double-crossing, power-hungry facade is a scared kid who just wants to be seen and loved.

When Green comforted Purple on that mountain top in the Note Block Universe and told them to be their true self,

maybe that is also what he learned by spending time with the Colour Gang too.

Even if you didn't always do the right thing, even if you are not the best at everything you do, even if you are not as cool or as strong as you seem to be, true friends would love you just the same.

[ozzyeelz]

Some creeper concepts that I never posted here :P

[illwilledomen]

Piglin

Hog-folk of the infernal nether. They’re in a post-apocalyptic state now, but they were once the most advanced civilization in Minecraft, even trumping the Ancient Builders. They use machines instead of magic.

Sows are slightly larger and fatter than males, with smaller tusks. Boars are more muscular, with bony faces and coarse black manes. Boars often adorn themselves with jewelry, body paint, and the like, to woo sows, and bachelors marry into groups run by old matriarchs. Sows of high rank in bastions usually have a harem of males serving both as concubines and bodyguards. Piglin are for the most part polyamorous.

They communicate in Piglish, a mixture of signing and vocalisations. Complex sentences are signed, and sounds are used as emotive context clues, like auditory tone tags.

[thatonefishfriend]

More AvA x Ninjago shenanigans <3

New crossover tag too! Now called "Animation vs Ninjago"

[kitkinnie]

my endermen headcanons (don't like if you're not going to reblog)

[spase2axolotl]

HEAR ME OUT!!!

(ghost technoblade is the tag now theres more art)

[undeadgoonie]

some girl jesse(s) for the soul