#Me and My Dick

[owchie-wowchie]

[hipsternumbertwo]

An Age & An Age: Celebrating 15 Years of SK! [Cinderella's Castle Kickstarter]

[starkidsupremacy]

Starkid and Puppets: A Legacy

Now if you're like me, you're probably obsessed with starkids penchant for puppetry

And in light of recent news...

It's safe to say I've been screaming, crying, throwing up thinking about it alot

So lets take a journey through all their Puppets shall we!

We start where all good stories start AVPM. Who have the Dragon puppet

Next, MAMD has no puppet's

And AVPS has sorty and scarfy! (<3)

Now obviously... Starship, with an incredible amount of puppetry

Bug and buggette

Roach and some other backround Puppets (including mosquito's)

And (in my opinion) starkids most incredible puppet to date, Pincer!

Holy Musical B@tman has none

AVPSY does have a puppet! They have the basilisk puppet (technically scarfy and sorty again)

Twisted has two Puppets! The monkey

And the parrot

Neither Trail to Oregon or ANI have any Puppets unless you count Cornwallis

Firebringer has both trunkell

And snarl (with a size to rival pincer)

And you know what, let's count the duck

Tgwdlm has none

Black friday doesn't technically have any but I'm still going to put a picture of wiggly here because I just think you should look at him <3

And surprisingly, while nightmare time 1 has no puppets, nmt2 does!

The axe man

And the stupidly impressive (and rival for my fav) Otho

Lastly Nerdy Prudes Must Die, regrettably, has no puppets

That's a total of 20 different puppets (lmk if I miscounted starship). With an average of 1.3 puppets per musical/project!

Sorry this is so long lol

[possibly-evil]

this came to me in a vision

[hermi1kenobi]

Right it's a random Saturday evening which means it's time to rant. I'm tired of people overlooking the Starkid musical 'Me and My Dick'. Is the title off-putting and slightly juvenile? Maybe. Is the idea of anthropomorphic genitalia weird? Absolutely. But is it a good show ? Absolutely. For starters if you ignore the weird aspects of the genitalia it's actually a really cute romcom love story about two dorky teenagers finding each other. Also and possibly more importantly the songs are incredible and I fully believe that barring Starship this is some of Starkid's best work. 'Ready to Go' and 'Even though' are absolute bangers. The jazzy vibes from everything are just fantastic and I'm tired of newer starkid fans not watching it because it's one of their older musicals and a bit of a weird concept. Anyways you should watch it. (Also Joe Walker's costume in this is iconic in every single way)

[scaredofskeleons]

♡ "Joey, Listen to your Heart!!!" ♡

[kairithemang0]

Zodiac signs are stupid, what's your starkid musical?

I apologize for the garbage quality and the fact VHSCC, ANI, and CC aren't on there, there are too many shows now

Anyways I'm Twisted!

[aliceisaperson]

I really want to put these two in a room together just to see what will happen

[iamfarfromvibingrightnow]

Starkid love song lyrics are honestly insane

like

"He is at once familiar and unknowable to the frightened girl he meets along the way, and to the girl's surprise, something in his eyes beckons her to know him and inspires her to say "I want to know your story."

"Take me back in time to love you. Take me back when we were lost. Lost in love and lost in feeling, without the cost."

"She is at once a comfort and a mystery, to the callow man she meets that fateful day."

"I want to know how you see me, and if it's the same as I see you. With the colours of love on your paintbrush, paint how you see me."

"A thousand and one nights with you is not enough to spend, so let's make ours a story with no end."

"I wish that she could hear her voice, the way that I do when I go to sleep at night, and dream my life away, but she's gone when I awake."

"Take me back when things were light. Light my heart and light my shadow, one more night. Cause I already lost it once, what I already won. I've lost too much now to care, but I know that something’s still there. I'll never let you go."

"Even though I was blind before, I've realized there is so much more. And it was always deep down in the core of me. I know it now. And even though it seems too much to take, there's a feeling I can't seem to shake. I feel like I am reading the signs, 'cause I know that I'm coming around."

"They say you can't feel, with a heart made of steel, but you can't say that steel ain't strong. Well if that's who you are, just a meaningless star in the sky, tell me what is the meaning of what I am feeling if you are the reason why? Now I may be dumb, but where I come from, folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue. But you don't know you the way I do."

"Are we crazy, or did we just taste something sweet? Not sure what to think, but you helped me to see. It's not the outside of things that make them good, that make them bad, that make them anything. All you need is just a taste to start something good."

"This body's not gonna last, the air is cold and thick. I'm losing my last remaining hope for us. My hands are tied in knots and I can't come home. I wanna die in your arms in the evening glow."

"You and I were meant to be something more than a faded memory."

"Now, i still have troubles. I trip and stumble trying to make sense of things sometimes.. And i look for reasons, but i don't need 'em. All i need is to look in your eyes."

"What if I tried something new, and opened up my arms to you? I know we don't always agree, but they need you as much as me. What if I could promise more, than what I gave to you before?"

"I never cared for stories until you entered mine, and now my only wish is that our plots may intertwine."

"You look just like an angel and all I do is pray, that someday you'll hear my song and understand that all along, there's something more that I'm trying to say."

"The universe is infinite, and it’s definite, there’s an alternate reality, where it’s only you and me. Take me back in time to love you. Hold me closer than before. Heal my heart and mend what's broken, to feel you once more."

[starkidsbackbababababa]

Sad that Starkid Innit didn’t get a full recorded version for the fans who didn’t get to see it…

Or did it?!

No, it did not, BUT this is my best attempt at a full show edit, using both performances to make the most authentic and easily watchable edit of the show!

[owchie-wowchie]

Welcome to starcanwrecked pulp, we got

Musical that is one long dick joke

Man living through his worst nightmare

Aladdin x Wicked

Scooby Doo but everyone's an adult and traumatized

Gay spies break up and everyone is suffering the consequences

Renowned authors slowly die in Edgar Allan Poe's house

A musical that hits theater kids specifically

Twins from New York City write rpf and, as a consequence, discover a world of magic in space

Noir detectives try to solve a murder feat. no fourth wall

[aithusiel]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[swingingthehatchetnow]

A Very Boop Musical

Me and my Boop

A Very Boop Sequel

Boopship

Holy Musical Boopman

A Very Boop Senior Year

Boopted: The Untold Story of a Royal Boop

Boopi: A Parody

The Trail to Boop!

Boopbringer

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Boops

Boop Friday

VHS Boop carols

Boop Time

Boop Time 2

Nerdy Prudes Must Boop

And of course

Cinderella’s Boop

[why-couldnt-you-be-the-light]

What Am I supposed to watch now that I've seen every Starkid and TCB musical (except for CC but I can't watch it yet). I've watched even Mere's new vlogs????

[literature-and-screaming-blog]

rip charming prince you would've loved Me and My Dick