#Married with a dragonslayer
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The Married Life (yang)
Yang: he’ll be here any minute
Blake: you think he’d be ok with this
She gestured to her maid outfit and yangs similar one
Yang: hey I know my husband, he’ll love it
Soon the front door opens
Jaune: yang baby I’m home
From the other room
Yang: I’m in here
Jaune: hey baby have our fri-…..
Blake and Yang are sitting provocatively on a sofa
Yang: what’s wrong dear
Blake: yes what’s wrong master
Jaune: w-what’s all this?
Yang: oh I just thought my handsome husband would love a nice present this holiday season
Blake: yes master I agree with the mistress
Jaune: B-But honey our friends will be here soon
Yang: ya no
Flashback
Yang: ok everyone I have a plan for my husband for the holidays
Pyrrha grumbled: man stealer
Yang: and that plan involves Blake
Blake: yes !!!
Weiss: oh you whore why her
Yang: what I need my partner
Pyrrha: all of you are sluts
Yang: and to prevent you all from interfering with my plans
She holds up ruby with her puppy dog eyes
Pyrrha: 😖😖😖😖 fine
Weiss: that won’t work on me
Ruby then holds up zwei
Weiss: 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰 oh you are the goodist boy ever
Nora: but I must help fearless leader to get with Pyrrha
Yang nods to Blake and she pulls a rope revealing a tied up and shirtless Ren
Nora: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 MINE
Yang: I love it when a plan comes together
Flashback ends
Yang: ya they won’t be here till tomorrow night
Jaune: o-oh ok so….
Both Yang and Blake grab his arms and lead him to the master bedroom
Yang/blake: 😍😍😍😍😍 oh Jaune/master
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dnd was productive tonight, added another guy to the future polycule lmao
#So far we have:#Kid a couple years younger who said he wanted to marry me#And I said 'okay look me up in 20 years' and then flash forwarded to him being a cool dragonslayer#Guy about my age who apparently had a crush on me when I was much younger#And I reciprocated when we met and fought together but he thinks he's not worthy yet#Finally a lord a few years older who I comforted this session after his dad got assassinated#And now that he's in charge he's aligned with our cause#There's also a potential fourth guy#I met his mom and she made note to put me on a list of potential matches for her son#But I haven't met him yet so he's not officially on the list#Mist is gonna grow up have a cabin in the woods with all her buff boyfriends who are also each other's boyfriends lmao#Mypersonalthings
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Here are both my pieces for the @bdubszine !!!!! Such a great opportunity to run with it and just have fun with detail work.
I am in love with sungod bdubs and very proud of this piece with the improv class^^
Down below is some in depth talk for the first piece with bdubs and all his clocks :D
The one on his chest is a regular minecraft clock - he always carries one in his offhand. In the background his his big tower from his "building with bdubs" series. He is wearing his moss cloak. On his wirst: A clock with a horse: he loves horses. also it actually is inspired by the horse-mountain he build in season 9 of hermitcraft A purple clock with ears: a purple panda clock. He joined one mcc (minecraft championship) and one it first try on the team called purple pandas) A tnt block-clock: Season 7 of hermitcraft he had, alongside impulse and tango, a company called "the boomers" who would explode stuff with tnt for diamonds - bdubs stick was he would die in every blow up they do (there are compilations)
in his jacket: The clock looking like a ring: reference to double life. He was soul-bonded to impulse and they lowkey roleplayed as a married couple and impulse gifted him a clock as a sign or marriage. therefore it looks like a ring. it also has "i" pointers because impulse always puts "i"s on his stuff A regular alarm clock: Basically that - maybe a reference for him always sleeping through the night. The red glasses clock: reference to season 8. He, tango and keralis based together and called themself "big eyes crew" and they all wore red glasses Emerald shaped clock: season 9 as the right hand to king rendog (theres also a crown inside the shape) emeralds because rendog and bdubs wanted to change currency to royal emeralds which started a war on the server and led to rendogs execution. bdubs stayed loyal till the end "hep" clock: Season 7. He plays right hand man to mayor scar. There was a turfwar between two groups - one wanted their main island to be mycelium the other wanted it to be grass. HEP was the group who wanted grassblocks so its a grassblocked shaped clock. they lost the war clock with a snake: 3rd life reference. Inside the clock theres a castle "the crastle" which was his and cleos base in 3rd life. The snake stands for cleo. the heart is part of the logo for the traffic series (same btw count for the heart in the impulse ring) sundial: reference to the hermitcraftxempires smp crossover. bdubs came to empires smp and announced himself as "the sungod" and basically became a god and gem, oli, fwhip and sausage were his followers for the short time. the shape is after a build sausage made in his name the "B" sign: reference to last life. He was part of team B.E.S.T. and they had shields with their initials aka Bdubs, Etho, Skizzlman and Tango. The four hearts are the lifes he was given at the start of the series half tnt clock: reference to ethoslab who is his best friend on hermitcraft and they are just unnormal about each other messed up steam punk clock: reference to the create series he did with keralis, tango, scar and zedaph who unfortunatly was short lived mcc coin: the coin he got for winning mcc broken heart monitor clock: limited life. there's a heart monitor and digital clock. the clock is broken because bdubs didnt uploaded his view for limited life (at the time of drawing this piece) so we never new how much time he had left (we know now) small pocket watch with snake and wings: also limited life. he teamed up with scar (the wings) and cleo (the snake) tree clock: the tree of whimsey. one of his first builds of season 9. he crowned tango as parkour king, cub as royal magican/dragonslayer and ren as king under it
rest of the smaller clocks are filler
#bdoubleo100#bdubs#bdouble100 fanart#hermitcraft#traffic smp#hermitcraft x empires#joifeeart#fandom zine#great chance to join a zine#i had lots of fun#check out the zine if you havent yet
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Fox of Fox Hall - m/m fantasy romance
If you like m/m romance and characters with tails (and knots), and background dragons, and oh, desperately lonely court musicians putting on a brave face while worrying over housing and money and a situationship only to end up in the arms of a heroic knight out to show him that love and a home and eventually family are available to him, then here is this thing that I did.
Fox of Fox Hall
Throughout the kingdom of Kaska and into the countries beyond, they gossip about the scandalous Fox, the beautiful commoner who went from singing in taverns to being court musician and the king’s lover. But the king has grown distant and now seeks a proper consort, leaving Fox shut out of the king’s bedroom and uncertain of his place at court. His worries are compounded by the crowded accommodations during the King’s Tournament, as even nobles fight for space within the castle. Fox might have nowhere to go.
Then legendary knight Byr Conall, the famed Dragonslayer, steps in to offer Fox a place to stay among the knights competing in the tournament. Conall is the one person at court not intimidated by the king, and therefore the one person Fox has avoided so as not to incur the king’s wrath. At least, that’s one reason. The other is that something about the thoughtful, crafty mountain of a man makes Fox feel less like the glamorous, clever figure known far and wide as the King’s Fox and more like the jittery, uncertain youth Fox was when he first arrived at court.
Conall almost makes Fox believe in the romantic songs he sings to entertain others. But nobles do not marry commoners, and even if they did, Fox can’t believe that an actual hero like Conall would choose a jumped-up street musician only lately out of the king’s bed. It might take winning a tournament, defying the king, and shocking the court, but Conall is out to convince Fox that Fox doesn’t just deserve his heart, but also a home.
Available in ebook at all the usual places
Fox of Fox Hall
Content tags, as always, are on the copyright page. But I will put them here too: classism, class differences, nonhuman physiology including knotting and self-lubrication, breeding kink, on page sex, mention of mpreg, drinking
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My Thoughts On Jaune x RWBY + JNPR Marriage Surnames
This is the... well not follow up since those polls are still live, but just my general thoughts on what happens with the surnames for some Jaune ships.
Now, admittedly the answer to that is partially going to come down to the cultures of Remnant. There are 5 confirmed married couples in RWBY, at least in the main show. Those being Kali and Ghira, Jacque and Willow, Li and An Ren, Terra and Saphron, and Taiyang and Raven.
3/5 have one of the partners taking the other's surname. 1/5 are hyphenated. And we don't know if Raven took Taiyang's last name when they were married, but since Yang is a Xiao Long, we can assume he didn't take hers and they probably didn't hyphenate.
Also, we don't know if Tai and Summer were married or not.
The majority of characters also just have singular surnames, so it seems one partner taking the others surname is the default on Remnant.
With that in mind, I also don't think Jaune would want to give up the Arc name anyways. Since trying to live up to the Arc legacy is a fairly large part of his character. At least in my interpretation of the character.
So let's get into it, I'm also going to link each poll if you want to vote in that.
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Lancaster:
I can see the Rose name being important, but not super important to Ruby. Kind of depends on where the marriage takes place in the timeline I guess.
I'm leaning a bit more to Ruby just being an Arc, but I can see them going with Rose-Arc to keep the alliteration for Ruby's name.
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White Knight:
Weiss cares about her family legacy as much as Jaune. No way either are giving up their surnames.
Arc-Schnee sounds a little better, so I'll go with that.
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Knightshade:
This one definitely depends on when it happens.
If it happens before Blake reconnects with her family, somehow, she'll just be an Arc.
If after, then definitely Belladonna-Arc. Arc-Belladonna just doesn't sound right.
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Dragonslayer:
Honestly, I think Yang is just a bit of a hopeless romantic and would just take her partner's surname unless they really wanted to hyphenate it.
So Yang Arc for this one.
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Nora's Arc:
I don't really think Nora cares about her surname... at all. So she'd probably just go with whatever her partner wanted to do.
That or she'd want to arm wrestle for it.
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Arkos:
Honestly, I think Pyrrha would change her name to be less recognizable. And because she knows how much being an Arc matter to Jaune.
Pyrrha: Pyrrha Nikos? No, I'm just plain old boring Mrs. Arc. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go try for my 17th child now.
Though I'd imagine whatever company represents her would just want her to keep Nikos.
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Martial Arcs:
I can't say I've thought about it much, but I'd imagine Ren would care about his family legacy as much as Jaune.
So I'll go with Ren-Arc.
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Bonus Arculus Rift:
Does Penny care about surnames?
I'll just go with a 50/50 on Arc or Polendina-Arc and call it a day.
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And yeah, I used witch instead of which on all of the polls. But it's okay, English is only my first language.
What do you think?
#rwby#lancaster#white knight#whiteknight#knightshade#dragonslayer#nora's arc#arkos#martial arcs#arculus rift#my thoughts
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I love my dumb OCs so much ...
I think I have rambled about them before so to spare you! A tl;dr version that you can also skip:
Shilva can turn into a dragon. Vikrahm goes on an adventure and meets Pops. Pops is a famous dragonslayer who refuses to tell anyone his name and never collects reward money unless needed at that time. Shilva and Pops get married. They both do not tell Vik his name though so he resorts to a threat and is shocked when it actually works. "I didn't expect to get this far idk what to do now" kinda vibes.
#my characters#tbh the first one was actually drawn during the art stream last night but I didnt post it#i figured i could post it with the big pic and then hate coloring so much i opted for just doodles today#also the siblings just both have purple tongues and fangs and are not vampiric or anything#they just got fangs because i like em aesthetically#vik is such a funny gremlin to me cause he just does not inform anyone he travels with that he is fireproof#and his bff mage buddy specializes in fire magic#and vik is like hey hey can you teach me some fire magic please i think itd be super cool#and he sucks at magic RIP#he barely makes a flicker but it does come in handy once#also when vik says hes gonna play fetch since he can shoot farther its because as kids#he learned how to shoot a bow in order to play long distance fetch with a dragon (his sister)#cause she basically got the zoomies and flying helped soooo long distance fetch#shilva is a bundle of sunshine and i love her#me patting pops on the head - this old man can fit so much trauma in his life#he can take a threat of being called big brother and say that is the straw on the camels back#hes suffered enough dont make him suffer that
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No Small Feat Artwork Pt. 2 - Major NPCs
By request, I'm gonna show off some of the artwork for No Small Feat, a Midgaheim story my friends and I told through the TTRPG system Fabula Ultima. I drew a lot of characters and monsters for it, and my friends - in particular, @dragonzzilla, @scatha5, and @dinosaurana - helped line and color them so we'd have cute little sprites to use on our online battlemaps, which really helped sell the whole "we're playing an oldschool turn based RPG" vibe that Fabula Ultima's system is going for.
This batch is comprised of what I'm calling the Major NPCs - recurring non-player characters who had a big role in the campaign. Fabula Ultima has a Bond system that gives players a tangible benefit for getting invested in the story and characters they meet in the game, so I tried to structure it so they would have some character who they'd be inclined to form those bonds with so they could exploit that mechanic. I personally love it when a game gives a mechanical incentive to getting invested in its story, it just seems so intuitive and obvious for an RPG, and I wanted to do my best to make that mechanic work.
The first recurring NPC the party met was Leonie Ymbessil. Most of the characters in No Small Feat were designed to fit fairy tale archetyepes, and in Leonie's case, she's the Disobedient Girl - your Red Riding Hood/Goldilocks style young woman who is given sound advice that she promptly ignores, which draws her into peril as a result. There are disobedient boys in fairy tales too, but the way their stories play out tend to vary quite a bit - a disobedient girl will almost always be thrust into incredible danger that, if she even survives it, will leave her so traumatized that she never breaks a rule again, while disobedient boys get to rob giants through trickery and guile and become kings.
And while No Small Feat was a fairy tale homage by design, I also wanted it to be a bit of a subversion when it came to some tropes - Fairy Tales off the Rails, if you will. And one of my big secret goals was to see if I could convincingly buck convention and get my auidence/fellow storytellers on the disobedient girl's side, and help her make out like a bandit the way all the disobedient boys do.
Leonie began the story as the spendthrift daughter of a wealthy merchant, who was currently down on her luck because her father cut her off for being too careless with money and forced her to work in one of his shops to earn a living. But she also had a plan - namely, to marry some lonely rich bastard and live off his fortune. Though definitely greedy, Leonie is also incredibly charitable, often giving away ludicrous amounts of whatever wealth she gained in a particular arc to people who were needy or just glum - her spendthrift nature is partly a reflection of her desire to see other people happy and taken care of.
Eventually Leonie, like the PCs, became more formidable as the story went along, occasionally even acting as a temporary ally for a couple boss fights. She, uh, might have taken up my brain a bit. I have a lot of Leonie art that wasn't strictly necessary for the campaign, but was necessary for my happiness. Some of that art I can even show in public!
(there's even more of it, but we'll get to it when we cover another Major NPC)
The next Major NPC the heroes were introduced to was Sir George Garston I, who is essentially Midgaheim's take on Saint George. The most prolific dragonslayer of all time, George is an affable, down-to-earth gentleman who, at the beginning of the campaign, saw his duty as being the protection of mankind against vicious beasts. Our party was leery of him because, well, because they know I love dragons to death and that my Midgaheim setting is positively flooded with dragons who are Really Good Guys, so a guy whose whole deal is "he's killed a shitload of dragons" has to be bad news, right?
And, like, George definitely was not a perfect person at the beginning of the game - he views the conflicts between dragons and humans from the human side by default, never once questioning whether the dragons may be the wronged party from time to time. But he ultimately proved to be a person who wanted to help his fellow human beings, and one who did not delight in killing - dragonslaying, to him, was an ugly but necessary job, and when the story unfolded to the point where he could see how, sometimes, humans were the aggressors in these conflicts, George did shift his view, recognizing that dragons were living things who needed to be protected at times too. The nuances of living in a world where giant lizards are capable of abstract thought but rarely capable of expressing it in ways humans can understand.
George was also a sort of secretly sad individual, being blessed/cursed with a magically extended lifespan and a much slower aging process, which allowed him to not only outlive his wife by decades, but look far younger than he feels in the process, which was wreaking havoc on his psyche at the start of the campaign. Our heroes caught George in the first of what are likely many breakdowns in an immortal's life where they wonder why they still exist when everything they loved has passed. It's ok, the party got him what passes for therapy in a vaguely medieval fantasy land.
Our party had one more fabled hero to meet among the Major NPCs, and that was none other than the posterboy for Disobedient Boy heroes in Fairy Tales, Jack Giantslayer. Midgaheim goes with the "all the Jacks in Fairy Tales are the same Jack" approach, and the result was a neurotic, twitchy, easily startled mess of a ginger who my notes told me to "Try to channel Charlie Day as much as possible, even though you can't do a good Charlie Day impression." Oh, and he's blessed (cursed?) to be really good at killing ogres, even when he's not trying to - which our heroes found out when he tried to cause a distraction with his slingshot, only for his pebble to pingpong around until it hit a painting that fell off from just the right height and angle to decapitate the ogre butler they were trying to avoid.
Anyway he ended up dating Leonie fuck you it's my RPG I can indulge if I want
Our party had a few nonhuman helpers, too. The Phenex chick was rescued by them after they fended off a pissed and dying phenex, and provided them with a small but occasionally refreshed supply of ashes that could be used to bring a player back up from 0 HP mid-battle. They also met a bridled kelpie that, once freed, decided to help shepherd them around, giving them a fast travel option that was VERY useful given the... other travel mechanic this game had going on, which you'll find out in a later entry.
Some of our PCs needed an extra kick out the proverbial door in session 0. In Charles's case, he was led astray by Cassandra, a sphinx in Aesopton who lived on the outskirts of town and was always gloomy and aloof around others. Being burdened with the gift of prophecy, Cassandra had somewhat selfish motivations in leading Charles astray, as she knew he would not only be crucial in saving Engelsex from the crisis that was going on in the campaign, but would also be able to rescue her when she was kidnapped and placed into a menagerie sometime after Charles was lost. Charles didn't hold it against her, though, and the two ended up in a bit of a romance by the end of things.
For Montblanc and Edmund, though, I called upon another fairy tale archetype: the Wicked Witch. And I specifically grabbed one of the biggest from English folklore, albeit with a slight tweak to her name - Bleak Annis, infamous hag and boogeyman, cursed Charles to take on a bestial shape while gifting Montblanc a grimoire before tasking him to draw 100 beasts. She wasn't done there, either, showing up now and then to manipulate the rest of the party into finding the right clues and being in the right places at the right time to face the big threat, all while remaining ambiguous about her true intentions for most of the plot. She also served as the pokedex narrator for Montblanc's growing bestiary, which was fun for me to RP.
And that's our major recurring players! Well, except for the antagonists of course, but we'll cover them as we look at individual arcs from here on out.
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I was listening to Lana Del Rey on shuffle and I completely forgot about the masterpiece that the song "Dragonslayer" is and now I lowkey want to add yet another WIP to my list because it could inspire me to write something with Ser Gwayne Hightower.
On the other hand, it already reminds me a little of my fanfic where Reader is Rhaenyra's sister — "Broken Oath" — because the song is about a woman who has some reputation & she's "the people's daughter"... Suits the Royal Princess, doesn't it? Since Reader/Eleaena has her own dragon in the fic, she could be a "Dragonslayer" herself if she evers takes Onyx to battle. "Her children young but her soul is old" lyric suits as well and so does "she'll never leave this town, she is the father's daughter" because Reader/Elaena has never left Oldtown after marrying Gwayne and she has a difficult relationship with her father King Viserys. And the "patron saint of troubled daughters, hold your light and you have it true" lyric??? It's about The Hightowers and "We Light The Way" motto. Ugh...
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𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 : 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎
Writing / roleplay prompts collected from the POV chapters of Daenerys Targaryen in A Clash of Kings , the second book of the ASOIAF saga. Feel free to adjust pronouns / etc. as needed.
tw: dark & mature themes, death, violence, suggestive / sexual content
❝ Every man who sees them will want them. ❞
❝ No man may take them from me while I live. ❞
❝ They are not strong, so I must be their strength. ❞
❝ I must show no fear, no weakness, no doubt. ❞
❝ However frightened my heart, when they look upon my face, they must see only their queen. ❞
❝ I would name them for all the gods have taken. ❞
❝ Perhaps we are doomed if we press on, but I know for a certainty that we are doomed if we turn back. ❞
❝ I must be strong for him as well. ❞
❝ Do you know what this place might be? ❞
❝ When the gods are gone, the evil ghosts feast by night. Such places are best shunned. ❞
❝ Perhaps I should do the same to remind them that his strength lives within me now. ❞
❝ If I had wings, I would want to fly, too. ❞
❝ We should rest here until we are stronger. ❞
❝ There are ghosts everywhere. We carry them with us wherever we go. ❞
❝ It pains him to speak of her. ❞
❝ Was she beautiful? ❞
❝ I thought she was a goddess come to earth. ❞
❝ I did things it shames me to speak of. ❞
❝ He wants me. ❞
❝ He can never have me. ❞
❝ Seek no more. You have found them. ❞
❝ If you see anything here that you would desire, you have only to speak and it is yours. ❞
❝ Come with me and you shall drink of truth and wisdom. ❞
❝ The young queen is wise beyond her years. ❞
❝ The crow calls the raven black. ❞
❝ They shall come day and night to see the wonder that has been born again into the world. ❞
❝ When they see, they shall lust. ❞
❝ Dragons are fire made flesh, and fire is power. ❞
❝ She speaks truly, though I like her no more than the others. ❞
❝ My place is here at your side. ❞
❝ Only you can serve me in this. ❞
❝ I want to make my kingdom beautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I want my people to smile when they see me ride by. ❞
❝ He will kill you, sure as sunrise. ❞
❝ He was a traitor to his true king. ❞
❝ Let the whole world know my purpose. ❞
❝ I am not the frightened girl you met once. ❞
❝ Dragons die, but so do dragonslayers. ❞
❝ I see a deep sadness written upon your face. ❞
❝ They listened, but they did not hear or care. ❞
❝ Tell me what they said to sadden the queen of my heart. ❞
❝ They said it with great courtesy, to be sure, but under all the lovely words, it was still no. ❞
❝ He distrusts everyone, and perhaps for good reason. ❞
❝ Will nothing turn you from this madness? ❞
❝ I have given you my home and heart, do they mean nothing to you? ❞
❝ He asked me to marry him again. ❞
❝ I am afraid, but I must be brave. ❞
❝ Heed the wisdom of those who love you best. ❞
❝ Warlocks are bitter creatures who eat dust and drink of shadows. ❞
❝ Let me walk with you in this dark place, to keep you safe from harm. ❞
❝ Take my arm and let me lead you. ❞
❝ If you value your soul, take care and do just as I tell you. ❞
❝ Our little lives are no more than the flicker of a moth's wing to them. ❞
❝ Listen well, and write each word upon your heart. ❞
❝ I am in the presence of sorcery. ❞
❝ Little princess, there you are. ❞
❝ Come to me, my lady. ❞
❝ You're home now. You're safe now. ❞
❝ Let him be the king of ashes. ❞
❝ The dragon has three heads. ❞
❝ Long have we awaited you. ❞
❝ The docks are no place for lady's finery. ❞
❝ They know who I am, and they do not love me. ❞
❝ You need not go alone. ❞
❝ You have seen dark visions. ❞
❝ I have dreamed brighter dreams. I see you happily abed, with our child at your breast. ❞
❝ I will not wed you. ❞
❝ But where am I to go? ❞
❝ You need only say that one sweet word. ❞
❝ Men have looked at women since time began. ❞
❝ Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits. ❞
❝ Only fools would stare so openly if they meant me harm. ❞
❝ Pay him before he kills himself. ❞
❝ Did I break your hand? ❞
❝ Put down your steel! ❞
❝ Who is it that I owe my life to? ❞
❝ You owe me nothing. ❞
❝ I let each man cut me once before I kill him. ❞
❝ You will accord all respect to my people, or you will leave my service sooner than you'd wish, and with more scars than when you came. ❞
❝ He would have you. ❞
❝ I want every man who sees them to know the dragons have returned. ❞
#rp memes#rp prompts#roleplay prompts#roleplay memes#rp prompt#inbox memes#[memes ; mine]#[memes ; for muse]#[memes ; general]#[memes ; sentence]
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Ten years later (dragonslayer)
It has been 10 years after jaune arc and yang Xaio long got married
Villager: run sir it a grim
Jaune: don’t worry we are a huntsman
Showing jaune, yang, and ren
Villager #2: oh hooray we’re saved
A hulking Goliath charges at jaune. He only stands there, and as the beast hits a large cloud of dust appears
Villager: oh no!!!
Ren: don’t worry
Yang: yeah my husband is tougher than some over grown elephant
As the dust clears you see jaune glowing like a white bonfire holding the Goliath off with one hand
Yang: woooo gett’em baby
And with the order given he swings his sword in claymore form down on the grim bisecting tge beast
Later
Villager: you must have trained for years to be this good
Jaune: uhhh no
Villager: what!!! But you kicked that grim’s but
Jaune: yeah I didn’t train to be this way.
He leans in
Jaune: my wife made we this way
Villager: huh
Jaune: when Mrs. Arc is in the mood you ain’t done till she is
Villager: /// I didn’t want or need to know that
Yang: there you are lover boy
She grabs him by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away
Yang: mama’s feeling frisky
Jaune: when you tell my tale, leave this part out
Villager: there goes a brave man, and I’m luck to not have a wife like that
Ren: yeah but you don’t have to sleep in the tent next to them
Villager: oh you poor bastard
Ren: oh I’ll get my revenge (he smiles evilly) we have a mission with my leader and wife next month
Villager: damn… this some kind of feud with you guys
Ren back to being stoic: no why do you ask
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If your first oc and your most recent oc got into a fight, who would win and why?
Well, my first first oc was probably like some power ranger knight dino man I made when I was like 5, but the first one I remember well and still own is my D&D Paladin I made at high school, Nurghal Ironhide. His game was a great experience for me despite many bumps, and he helped me fall in love with TTRPGs. Nurghal in post-game is a level 20+ Paladin, uniter of the orc clans, dragonslayer, inventor of many explosive weapons, and leader of several successful campaigns against the Dark Dominion in the underdark to end Menzoberranzan's slave industry. He also married an Archon he met in the afterlife, and during his very long life achieved many more fantastic deeds both in the campaign and after it. My most recent oc is a Signalis Replika of my own design, HANR (Hahn, German for rooster.), which is still very WIP. They are meant to be armoured CQC experts wielding large axes or swords because when I love a setting a lot I like putting knights in it. Hahns are very skilled, strong, and resilient, and known for their undying loyalty and devotion to their charge once they bond with a commanding figure, because what's the point of chivalry if you're not going to dial the knightly devotion to 11? That said, while they are very capable and competent, I feel like an epic level paladin with access to legendary gear and powerful divine magic is more than most Replika can handle due to the different power scaling between D&D and Signalis, so Nurghal probably wins this one. That said, Nurghal only attacks evil or harmful targets, so likely won't initiate the fight unless in self defense or if the Hahn's commander is deemed a threat to others.
#Anonymous#Asks#My ocs#D&D#D&D Paladin#Nurghal Ironhide#Signalis#Signalis oc#This was fun! Keep em coming!
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Fox of Fox Hall!
Throughout the kingdom and into the countries beyond, they gossip about the scandalous Fox, the beautiful commoner who went from singing in taverns to being court musician and the king’s lover. But the king has grown distant and now seeks a proper consort, leaving Fox shut out of the king’s bedroom and uncertain of his place at court. His worries are compounded by the crowded accommodations during the King’s Tournament, as even nobles fight for space within the castle. Fox might have nowhere to go.
Then legendary knight Byr Conall, the famed Dragonslayer, steps in to offer Fox a place to stay among the knights competing in the tournament. Conall is the one person at court not intimidated by the king, and therefore the one person Fox has avoided so as not to incur the king’s wrath. At least, that’s one reason. The other is that something about the thoughtful, crafty mountain of a man makes Fox feel less like the glamorous, clever figure known far and wide as the King’s Fox and more like the jittery, uncertain youth Fox was when he first arrived at court.
Conall almost makes Fox believe in the romantic songs he sings to entertain others. But nobles do not marry commoners, and even if they did, Fox can’t believe that an actual hero like Conall would choose a jumped-up street musician only lately out of the king’s bed. It might take winning a tournament, defying the king, and shocking the court, but Conall is out to convince Fox that Fox doesn’t just deserve his heart, but also a home.
This is an m/m fantasy romance, and honestly the lightest thing I have done in a while. Featuring knotting and stuff and also tails! Because I wanted people to have tails! (but no humanoid foxes. Sorry. That is just his name. But the characters *are* also not exactly human.)
Fox of Fox Hall - June 27th!
#r. cooper#gays with tails#--i finally thought up a gay title for them!#m/m romance#queer romance#fantasy romance#fox of fox hall
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"Daemon married Rhaenyra because he wanted her throne"
but when at last he came to earth, he knelt before his brother and offered up his crown as a token of his love and fealty. Viserys returned the crown and kissed Daemon on both cheeks, welcoming him home, and the lords and commons sent up a thunderous cheer as the sons of the Spring Prince were reconciled.
On Dragonstone, meanwhile, Princess Rhaenyra was once again great with child. She too took to her bed, with her husband the rogue prince ever at her side.
Surprisingly, Prince Daemon agreed with his wife. “In the Stepstones, my enemies learned to run and hide when they saw Caraxes’s wings or heard his roar…but they had no dragons of their own. It is no easy thing for a man to be a dragonslayer. But dragons can kill dragons, and have. Any maester who has ever studied the history of Valyria can tell you that. I will not throw our dragons against the usurper’s unless I have no other choice. There are other ways to use them, better ways.”
And so it was decided. Prince Daemon would lead the assault on Harrenhal, riding Caraxes. Princess Rhaenyra would remain on Dragonstone until she had recovered her strength.
“An eye for an eye, a son for a son,” Prince Daemon wrote. “Lucerys shall be avenged.”
High above the city the queen and her prince consort came together, circling over Aegon’s High Hill... Prince Daemon circled the towers of the Red Keep before bringing Caraxes down in the outer ward. Only when he was certain that the defenders would offer him no harm did he signal for his wife the queen to descend upon Syrax.
Prince Daemon proposed that the former be wed to Hard Hugh the blacksmith’s son (who had taken to calling himself Hugh Hammer), the latter to Ulf the Sot (now simply Ulf White), keeping their lands black whilst suitably rewarding the seeds for their valor in battle. But the Queen’s Hand argued against this, for both girls had younger brothers. Rhaenyra’s own claim to the Iron Throne was a special case, the Sea Snake insisted; her father had named her as his heir. Lords Rosby and Stokeworth had done no such thing. Disinheriting their sons in favor of their daughters would overturn centuries of law and precedent, and call into question the rights of scores of other lords throughout Westeros whose own claims might be seen as inferior to those of elder sisters. It was fear of losing the support of such lords, Munkun asserts in True Telling, that led the queen to decide in favor of Lord Corlys rather than Prince Daemon.
Prince Daemon echoed the queen’s misgivings. Giving pardons to rebels and traitors only sowed the seeds for fresh rebellions, he insisted. “The war will end when the heads of the traitors are mounted on spikes above the King’s Gate, and not before.” Aegon II would be found in time, “hiding under some rock,” but they could and should bring the war to Aemond and Daeron. The Lannisters and Baratheons should be destroyed as well, so their lands and castles might be given to men who had proved more loyal. Grant Storm’s End to Ulf White and Casterly Rock to Hard Hugh Hammer, the prince proposed…to the horror of the Sea Snake. “Half the lords of Westeros will turn against us if we are so cruel as to destroy two such ancient and noble houses,” Lord Corlys said. It fell to the queen herself to choose between her consort and her Hand. Rhaenyra decided to steer a middle course. She would send envoys to Storm’s End and Casterly Rock, offering fair terms and pardons…after she had put an end to the usurper’s brothers, who were in the field against her.
When the girl asked what was in the letter, he said, ‘A queen’s words, a whore’s work.’
...And yet he did nothing to take her place in any way.
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Today, July 20th, is the feast day of Saint Margaret the Virgin, one of the most well-known dragonslayer saints.
When she refused to marry the pagan ruler Olybrius, he threw her into a dungeon. There appeared a dragon and swallowed her, but when she made the sign of the cross, the dragon burst open and she came out unharmed.
This might be the very first documented instance of a dragon inside a dungeon, something that became very popular in the 20th century.
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who up slaying they dragon!!
this is my oc kiki, and she's a dragonslayer :3 she uses a spear that can pierce through dragon scales and her chestplate is made up of a few different scales of a white dragon
she met her fiance (the fox in the bottom right) on a quest where kiki was there to SLAY the dragon and astro was there to RESEARCH the dragon. they worked it out and now they're getting married next summer
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TESSDE AU (+ Lucia :]) (Inigo part 5!!!)
Inigo: *explained things to Vilkas, Farkas, Skjor, and Aela while Ria and Kodlak entertain Lucia* ...it might be a minute or two before she returns.
Aela: *huffs* What an idiot. To insult the Dragonslayer's kin...
Vilkas: *watching Lucia like a hawk* Hmph.
Skjor: *shakes his head* Her business is her own, Vilkas.
Vilkas: *grunts at having been caught in his anger at not being told she had a kid, crossing his arms* Whatever.
Farkas: Thanks for letting us know. *pats Inigo on the shoulder* Kodlak should be all right for the time being.
Inigo: Of course. Are her efforts making a difference?
Farkas: *sighs through his nose* It's keeping it at bay... but that's the most she can do.
Aela: It's progressed too far to combat at this point, even with her powers. At most, it's giving him less aches and pains.
Inigo: *sighs, ears pulling back* I am sorry. I wish there was more to be done. And I am certain she feels the same.
Skjor: *shakes his head* What's done is done. Can't change that. How is she holding up outside Jorrvaskr?
Inigo: She is exhausted whenever she comes home. Lucia and I were going about getting her a gift when her Aunt arrived.
Vilkas: A gift, ey?
Inigo: Oh yes! Do any of you have any ideas? She does not need any more jewelry, and we often have delicious meals together. I cannot think of anything else she may want.
Farkas: Was workin' on somethin' hand carved for her.
Inigo: I feel that is more Kaidan's wheelhouse than my own, and I do not want Lucia to injure herself while making anything.
Skjor: *raises an eyebrow curiously* Hm. Responsible of you.
Inigo: Well-
Lucia: *giggles and runs over to Inigo, tugging on his pants with a beaming smile* Papa, papa! Ms. Ria and I drew a picture!
Trio + Skjor: "Papa"?!
Inigo: *gives them a dry look before kneeling down to her* Let me see! Oooh... is that us here?
Lucia: Mhm!
Inigo: You are very skilled in drawing! I particularly love how large Mr. Dragonfly is. He does too!
Lucia: Hehe! *hugs Inigo around his neck before hurrying back to Ria*
Inigo: *carefully folds up the drawing and pockets it* You may close your mouths- you would not want to catch any flies!
Vilkas: When did you two get married?!
Inigo: *sighs* We are not. We are sharing responsibility with Allora for taking care of Lucia. Lucia calls all of us- Taliesin, Kaidan, Lucien, and I- papa. We are still only courting Allora.
Skjor: *rubs his temples as he feels the other three stewing in anger* Never gonna hear the end of this...
#Ria skyrim#kodlak whitemane#vilkas skyrim#farkas skyrim#inigo the brave#inigo skyrim#lucia#TESSDE AU#tes#tesblr#not shown: Allora commiting various war crimes to Lucia's Aunt and Uncle while Cicero gleefully watches
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