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Ok so I completely flubbed my first ever phone interview a few months ago even though it was for an identical position to what I currently have and now I just have to not sabotage myself on this one even though it's a completely different position I have less experience in. I CAN DO THIS, SOMEHOW
#how to convince myself that I am capable of learning this stuff and they wouldn't have called me back if they didn't think that was true#this is the problem with basically walking into a job as a college student and then never leaving#I just do not know how to market myself or how to explain that a stretch is not as much of a stretch as it may seem#HOW DO PEOPLE SWITCH ENTIRE CAREERS. THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW. HOW DO THEY GET HIRED ON VIBES ALONE
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#eminem#slim shady#fanart#eminem fanart#Detroit: become android#智械危机#这个年代还在炒底特律大变活人的冷饭这样真的好吗#My housekeeping Android is a dumb bitch whos only capable of use the microwave#Then I found out he was just a piece of junk been made from sex doll that had gone off the market#So I decided to treat him the proper way like fuck him everynight,you got a hole down there why should I waste it#I think things are going well,I maybe in love with him already……#oh yeah,he's my wife now#however since he really doesn't know how to do housework,I ordered a new model of Domestic Android,you know,cause I really can use it#I didn't know this decision would become a serious problem#Damn he thinks I'm replacing him#he's really having some trust issues,given his past work experience I got him#But that's not the excuse for him stabbing me like ten times
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heyyy guys! sorry it's been so long. i'm considering coming back? but i'm not sure when i'm gonna have the time to re-watch what i've already seen and everything new from the last three or four years, so if anything major has happened, i won't really be up to date.
thoughts? is there enough of an interest to warrant me starting to post again, even if i don't know the Recent Lore?
#not a quote#the photo posts would be much less often but im capable of cranking out a ton of the text posts often#i do occasionally still see people liking these in my notes#which is what makes me think maybe there's still a market for this sort of thing#edit: i started binge re-watching the videos yes it's 2am no i do not care#edit2: logan i love you so much
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"the michael kandel translation of "the witcher" short story can't hurt you!!"
the michael kandel translation of "the witcher" short story:
#WE HERE IN K L O T H S T U R#the witcher books#[ Nobody liked that. ]#i like how the first two 'main' translations (like published for mass market circulation ones i mean)#were like 'no we can't call it a strzyga... no no...'#(maybe like: 'the english readers won't understand...')#and then when the game and book hit (i.e. both beginning with geralt fighting the striga)#everyone was like 'whoa that striga was really cool'#idk idk enough about it yet to say anything definitively#but my experience and all the other reviews and experiences i've read#from other anglophone readers with no prior exposure to polish or broader slavic myth or culture#has been just like: 'whoa i never knew about that... that's really unique and cool'#and on the flip side. originally witcher gained popularity in part because of the familiarity of the fairy tale#and so despite that witcher in general takes a lot of everything from across europe#if i may just summarize it really obtusely and without taking the precaution of nuance and all#although the first two translations were very much intended to feature polish writers and writing#in the way of the actual translation it feels like they tried to diminish its 'polishness' for the english reader#like for example in chosen by fate itself there are no diacritics (though idk maybe that was a lack of capability of the printing press)#it FEELS like that i'm not saying it was intentional but#for example when you don't say 'leshies' and instead say 'bugbears' that feels like diminishing it#but then later when the witcher's quote-unquote 'polishness' is allowed to come through clearer#then it actually is part of why english audiences were like whoa this is interesting i like it :)#you know real-life events are stories too. and i feel like this is a story with a good moral: 'be yourself'#this is also one of the prime subjects where i disagree with sapkowski lol#because re: 'death of the author' theory type stuff. authors cannot control how their works are interpreted by their audiences#works get interpreted on their own fortunately or unfortunately#so though i think it would be misled to engage with the witcher as if its ONLY good quality is its 'polishness'#i think that also it should be acknowledged how its unique take on culture made it appealing to both domestic and foreign audiences#i think where the problem lies is when we believe it can't be both polish and a blend of multiple cultures and traditions#because like yeah. author is an arthurian weeb
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A few recent books I've read and disliked led me to this conclusion but it feels like there's been this switch over time with queer stories. It used to be that queer relationships (or queerness in general) had to be Show Don't Tell because, well, you could not make them textual! So you get, for example, shows like Legend of Korra, or Xena: Warrior Princess, where you have women who are clearly devoted to each other to a degree that goes beyond mere friendship, and a ton of effort and care is put into that depiction because they can't actually be shown in an explicitly stated relationship. And as a result, these relationships, while they never receive confirmation in the show, are rich and complex.
Now not only is it much easier to make explicitly queer stories outside of niche areas; it's even popular (and, cynically, a marketing tactic). The problem is I've run into a bunch of stories that are marketed very clearly as A Queer Story that forget to like...be a story, or show me why these characters should be in a relationship. It's All Tell No Show: I'm told that the characters are gay and are in a relationship, but no work is done to actually explain why I should care about this beyond "well they are gay and in a gay relationship."
I'm not going to rehash what I discussed here, but Baru Cormorant is an example of those books where I'm given no real reason to care. The protagonist is a lesbian but the prose reads like a phone book. On the other hand, while Starless has a queer disabled woman as a one of the two protagonists, it also provides her with traits other than "queer, disabled, woman, important" and grants her a rich interiority (even though the story is told entirely from the first person point of view of the other protagonist.)
And the thing about the good examples in that link (Starless, Teixcalaan): they show and tell. It's both explicit that these are queer stories with a canon romantic relationship, but the little moments that make up the tapestry of a relationship are given the time that moments in a subtextual - or frankly, even a queerbaiting work are. That's the real tragedy; for queerbaiting to work, you have to actually make the relationship compelling enough for people follow it until you pull the rug out from under them; whereas you can slap a cold fish kiss on a cold fish queer relationship and technically you are Better because it was Explicit Representation even though everything about it was poorly constructed. I would rather have an lazy and shoddy explicit relationship than queerbait just on principle; but honestly I'd rather have a good story that does neither.
One of my more cynical interpretations of this is that writers are either intentionally or inadvertently taking advantage of the legacy of the Show Don't Tell era of queer coding to place the burden of those small moments on the audience. They know that people looking for queer relationships in fiction are used to having to dig for moments and subtext; but instead of providing that subtext, they set up the clunky text and assume the subtext to support it will emerge from the fandom. Or perhaps, more generously, especially for younger queer writers, they are just so used to having to provide that work themselves that they forget they are doing the writing and are able to (and should) layer subtext and text together and weave something actually good.
Either way, it's this that's led to the "Lesbian necromancers in space, need I say more"* era of recommendations, taglines, and writing, in which explicit representation is, if not plentiful, at least available; but a worrying amount of it forgets to actually write realized characters or a relationship with chemistry or a plot that makes sense.
I should also note: there's obviously a TON of straight romances and books that range from mediocre to abominable. I am under no circumstances arguing that "gayboring" media shouldn't exist. But while I don't think queer stories should be held to a higher standard, I don't think I should be obligated to settle for a lower standard either simply because it's gay. I know it's fraught, in that we're at risk of publishers and producers taking away the message "people hate this because it's gay" rather than "people hate this because it's poorly developed," but like...at the very least, could we recommend things in terms of "this is a great book that has a wonderful queer romance" and "this show is gay but it is also deeply mediocre, and if it weren't gay I wouldn't recommend it at all; do what you will with this information."
*I should note: I happen to like The Locked Tomb (of Lesbian Necromancers in Space fame) a lot! I know it's not for everyone; I know it can feel very gimmicky at times. But no matter how you feel, that tagline is DIRE and does a miserable job of representing the books. Like, that premise could suck, actually (and plenty of people find it does) if you're not sold on the mere fact that it's got lesbians, necromancy, or space in it. Worth noting that neither Starless nor the Teixcalaan books were heavily marketed as Queer Romance Fantasy/SF even though both very much are, which does further make me think this is a case of people writing good books that are queer, vs. people writing books with the intention to be on some New Queer SF list or, god forbid, Booktok.
#long post#the book i read this week (light from uncommon stars) was also like. really hit or miss#the locus review of it is spot on. like. i think one of the characters' stories is fantastic but i think it's afraid to have any bite.#also this was out of scope for this post but like. i have recommended terra ignota before#and like. it is saying THE MOST about Gender since Le Guin or Butler imo. but it's NOT marketed as queer at all#and part of that is that it's really not capable to read it as a romance (certainly not a happy one) despite there being queer pairs in it
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Thinking about the time Tom Holland spoiled the date and poster for Infinity War 'unintentionally', even though it was very clearly a bit done by a professional actor... and even still poorly at that! Just look at how he dramatically has the CONFIDENTIAL DO NOT SHARE facing the camera, only to turn it over to look at it, flipping it back upside down while pretending to read it...
remind you of anyone...?
hint
#stranger things#byler#noah#i'm talking about noah#full serious noah would not be out here talking about s5 and even going as far as to reveal he's got scripts...#unless he was given the okay to#or more specifically advised to be absolutely chaotic#tom was so well known for spoiling that it literally became a bit they used for marketing#the same thing is happening with Noah rn...#noah 5 days ago: i'm gonna get in trouble!#noah just tonight on twitter: I love my fans so much how did i get so lucky#dude is on cloud nine rn he is not the least bit in the duffers basement#he is in the penthouse#Noah is fully capable of not spoiling anything genuinely#while also having permission to still be an absolute gremlin with the guise of spoiling things unintentionally#it's hilarious honestly#he's even acknowledged the fact that people refer to him as the tom holland of ST...#like come on now
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the degree to which i want to just tell my "mentor," You win. i'm burned out, i'm tired, i don't feel capable, i don't think my work is actually doing anything useful for the field, i want to be done, the dream of being able to do good work in a hostile place for the others like me, who were meant to never get here--that's no longer a dream because i'm not sure it's actually possible. i quit. it was stupid of me to think for almost a decade that maybe i could carve out a space.
#sobre mi#welcome to academia#yesterday i sent her the chapter i owed her and she IMMEDIATELY emailed back asking ''where is the other one''#i replied with what we'd decided on months ago; haven't heard from her since#the way i've lost any faith that my work could be for someone else what bey and weheliye and spillers were to me#the way i've been told repeatedly that my work just isn't Good Enough#i already was anxious about the job market and now i'm like. what if i just...didn't.#i'm supposed to write an article this week BASED on this chapter#and i just can't pull myself to do it bc i'm anticipating [redacted] telling me the whole argument is shit#it's just so frustrating to feel like any feedback is always critical#like we can't acknowledge what might be good about the thing#and then fixing what's wrong is up to me even tho i'm not treated as capable
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Oh yeah and in further tragic occurrences our hot water is out
#Plumber Gus is getting us a new one#probably on the black market and it will probably take forever based on how my landlady does things#luckily i don't have to wash my hair today and tomorrow i'm hanging out at a friend's#so i can wash my hair there#add this to the list of terrible things happening to us i guess? but it's definitely the least bad of all the craziness#i don't like cold showering but i'm very capable of doing it after four years of college#where every time the staff team came back early midyear the hot water in the dorms wasn't on yet#and every time we went on retreat twice a year there was also no hot water#and moki did our water heater ever go out? i feel like yes#it's like an unpleasant old friend at this point
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the whiplash pedro pascal must feel going from the last of us script i just know that when i wake up i’ve lost something… i’m failing in my sleep… that’s all i do, that’s all i’ve ever done to the s3 mandalorian script *watches a droid drop a bust onto another droid* now that’s using your head
#or w/e that cringy line was#not even mentioning the rest of the terrible writing for ep1#and it would be. whatever. fine i guess. if this is all the series was ever supposed to be but the steady#infantalization of audiences is so apparent. and what’s worse is that the bar for these projects is on the floor#the mandalorian post-episode discussion was like GROGU CUTE SPACE SQUIDS PEW PEW#like of course they're not going to do better if the overwhelming response is that no one actually cares abt interesting stories being told#as long as there is sparkly cgi and quippy one-liners and marketable little creatures#and it’s not like they’re not capable!! andor is right there
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The problem is, I know that the only opportunity I will find in life -after this job- is being a student. but it's truly the second worst thing that could ever happen to me.
#god i can't become a student#I'll be in debt forever#it's not going to give me more job opportunities the job market is terrible and no one gets jobs#unless I get something extremely specific which currently I'm not capable of doing#because im a theater major! i have no qualifications!#and I can't get a high paying job because the only high paying jobs is in tech#but that's not sustainable at the moment#I know there are other high paying jobs that's just the only one I could actually get into#because I don't have any qualifications and you don't really need qualifications for tech#my “dream job” -if such a thing exists- would be something physical but#I'm not very strong and I drop things all the time#because I work so well in an office environment and I quite love being in an office environment I'm just fuckin useless in that field though
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It's impossible to describe the experience of watching Total Forgiveness to people, like how do I explain that this is one of the most compelling shows I've ever watched and it's even one of my comfort rewatch shows but also I cannot rewatch a good third of the series because it makes me so viscerally uncomfortable and this would absolutely never be greenlit by the Dropout of today but it's also essential viewing for understanding not only the development of the company but the public personas of many of the key people involved in Dropout. It's funny and then it's painfully dark and then at the last minute it's hopeful and heartwarming again but damn if it isn't raw all the way through. From the crushing pressure of living under late-stage capitalism to the severe toll on personal relationships that the very premise of the show enables. Also there's a jaunty little soundtrack. 11/10 will rewatch again and again. Except the MLM challenge. I am psychologically unable to watch that again for any sum of money on this planet.
#the valley is posting#it's like my favourite rewatch show that i cannot watch a good third of#like the poop challenge is painful and the flea market challenge is like a slow motion tragedy#but something about the mlm challenge is just so viscerally uncomfortable that i cannot rewatch it to this day#and i think a lot of how dropout is today as a company is informed partially by the experience of making this show#obviously i have no inside knowledge on dropout's production practices#but it seems like they're very conscious about the safety and ongoing consent of everyone involved in a production#also total forgiveness showed that they were capable of doing high concept and high budget shows with a stunt and a money element#if you compare game changer s1 and s2 with later seasons (especially post lockdown)#you can see a change in the formula that invests more in the personalities on each episode rather than the novelty of the hook#more targeted episodes designed around specific casts and more game samers to test out potential spinoffs
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THE IPOD IS WORKING
I REPEAT
THE IPOD
IS WORKING
#OKAY CONTEXT A FEW MONTHS AGO I BOUGHT AN IPOD CLASSIC‚ THE A1238 MODEL FROM 2007 TO BE EXACT#ON THE FLEA MARKET FOR THREE EUROS#THIS BAD BABY IS CAPABLE OF STORING EIGHTY GIGS OF MUSIC ON IT#TROUBLE IS‚ I WAS IN TOO MUCH SHIT TO GO LOOKING FOR A CABLE I COULD ATTEMPT TO CHARGE IT WITH#(the people at the flea market in my hometown are usually very honest about whether or not a piece of tech is working but i'll always have#my doubts until i see for myself)#TODAY I FINALLY MANAGED TO BRING MYSELF TO GO TO MY FAVORITE TECH STORE AND AFTER SOME DIGGING THEY ACTUALLY FOUND A 30-PIN CABLE#(it took them a while because the younger of the two dudes who were in the shift didn't exactly know what he was looking for. he brought a#package to the older guy and he said ''that's a samsung cable.'' in his defense‚ that cable and the actual 30-pin are incredibly similar in#shape so i don't blame him lmao‚ it was an honest mistake)#and i plugged that bad boy in tonight and NOT ONLY IS IT GIVING SIGNS OF LIFE (CHARGING)‚ IT SENT ME RIGHT TO THE MENU SCREEN AS SOON AS IT#GOT TO A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#NOW I FINALLY HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO GO THROUGH MY ENTIRE YOUTUBE DOC AND EXTRACT EVERY SINGLE SONG I'VE LISTENED TO IN THE PAST THREE YEAR#(that's as far as they date the watch history logs‚ sadly - they start deleting them after some point so everything before late 2020 is los#to time‚ but fortunately enough there is PLENTY left!)#CAN I GET A HELLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#logs#I AM IMMEASURABLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#maybe im becoming a lil more petty asa person or something idk#but my manager will make some kinda snide comment about me not managing my team better#and im just sitting here thinking of all the ways i would be uniquely capable of making his work life hell#too many processes and too many features that im the only one who understands#our biggest marketing push rn is dependent on one of my projects i could torpedo this shit rn#it would not be difficult to work around a test case to introduce a bug i know wont be caught until it hits production#if i just bounced no one else understands our regulatory reporting shit#if i was really in a ‘burn it all down fuck consequences’ state of mind i could do a lot more#lemme just start deleting customer database. dropping tables. whoops everyones account balance got reset to $0 howd that happen#woah this place lost all its data the day they’re scheduled to be audited! what are the odds!!!
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I think it's beautiful that we live in a world where you can eat so much stuff. There a lot of stuff out there and so much of it is edible, which is awesome.
#think I'm going to go back to putting foraging videos on in the background of whatever I'm doing#have been spending a large proportion of my waking hour-ish today watching a guy fillet fish#I'm learning so much. one day I too shall be capable of fish#I live near a small fish market... it feels like a nice solo holiday dinner if I can overcome sucking ass at cooking#rambling
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