#our biggest marketing push rn is dependent on one of my projects i could torpedo this shit rn
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#maybe im becoming a lil more petty asa person or something idk#but my manager will make some kinda snide comment about me not managing my team better#and im just sitting here thinking of all the ways i would be uniquely capable of making his work life hell#too many processes and too many features that im the only one who understands#our biggest marketing push rn is dependent on one of my projects i could torpedo this shit rn#it would not be difficult to work around a test case to introduce a bug i know wont be caught until it hits production#if i just bounced no one else understands our regulatory reporting shit#if i was really in a ‘burn it all down fuck consequences’ state of mind i could do a lot more#lemme just start deleting customer database. dropping tables. whoops everyones account balance got reset to $0 howd that happen#woah this place lost all its data the day they’re scheduled to be audited! what are the odds!!!
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