#Magnus archives review

[magnus-glitch-archive]

This is The Magnus Glitches Archive, a documentation of the audio anomalies present in the podcast The Magnus Protocol.

Here are some tips to navigate this archive

• Specific characters are tagged for episodes in which audio anomalies are associated with something they said. You can search, for example, "#Sam Khalid" and find all of the episodes in which he received a glitch.

• If you hear a glitch you think has been missed please feel free to send an ask with the episode and line, or timestamp. These will be tagged with "#glitch review"

• Episodes themselves are also tagged as "#tmagp 1" and so on, this will likely be more useful as the series continues.

• Primary listed glitches are in reference to the distinct electric buzz heard seemingly after characters knowingly lie or deceive. Other anomalous audio will be tagged with "#audio anomaly" to make them easier to find in efforts to decipher meaning.

• If you're just wanting to see the episode posts with none of the response posts you can search the posts tagged with "#Magnus Glitches"

For laughs you can find the "I'm fine" counter in the blog bio, showing how many times someone has been called out with a glitch for lying about their wellbeing.

There is also a simple Gdoc file as well for those that prefer that format: Magnus Glitches Archive.

And a full spoiler synopsis and reference sheet here: Magnus Protocol Masterdoc

And for those looking for it, I also created a Magnus Archives Masterdoc

This document is a succinct summary of all the major people, places, items, and groups in the original Magnus Archives series, with internal reference links. No fanon or personal interpretations are included, this is all purely from within the show, including all available visual descriptions. I find this easier than pouring through the ad addled wiki page, which also sometimes seems to contain subjective assumptions or connections.

Thank you all for your continued support and encouragement. I've been truly moved by all the comments saying this has helped those with auditory processing issues, and I'm so glad to be helping.

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

au where instead of causing the apocalypse Jon just continues to eat/read statements and it gets to the point where by the time he’s done with them he can name their flavor and starts a blog where he unironically reviews them (he names the general trauma and summarized the story of the statement on the blog before diving into the review) bc what else is he gonna do to fill up time in the cabin

[the-magpie-archives]

I wish real life academia was more like The Magnus Archives because I'd much rather face otherworldly evils than have my research blocked by INFINITE PAYWALLS. Jonathan Sims might've suffered immensely and nearly ended the world but at least he didn't have to cite inaccessible sources.

[sharklovingcriminals]

I've just finished episode six of the magnus archives for the first time and i feel absolutely betrayed. I was so used to the formula, that the main character lived and was fine that i didn't even think about someone dying after they gave their statement. I feel the same way i did when i first saw Halloween and realised Michael was immortal and jamie lee curtis was never going to be safe, suddenly I'm worried about the protagonist of all the other stories so far. I thought (for an embarrassingly large part of this episode) that the woman was going to have been possessed by a snake and I've decided that parasitic worms are one of the worst monsters ever to be on this podcast because they actually exist. horrifying. excellent. love this show. people keep telling me it's going to get wild but doesn't seen to have happened yet idk we'll see

[fracturediron]

Was looking through the trigger warnings for Magnus Protocol ep 15 and:

Is the understatement of the century lol

[ethan-elliott]

case #0243112: recording begins!

aka my year in review for 2024!

2024 has been a bit of a rollercoaster for me! I started my final year of uni, had a proper birthday celebration with my friends for the first time in 21 years of life, got rejected from a bunch of PhDs, almost failed a final exam, listened to an extraordinary amount of music, saw my favourite band live again, and joined tumblr!!

my top artist: twenty one pilots! I finally took the time to check them out properly and they ended up being my number 1 artist for the year on Spotify, I adore Clancy and listened to it so much

my top song: Bleeders by Black Veil Brides because yes…though A Work of Art by Ice Nine Kills comes close second because it has such a delicious breakdown

my top book: American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, I’ve re-read it a bunch and it has really sparked my joy for analysing books that I thought English Lit classes had killed

my top show: Dead Boy Detectives gets the shout-out here for literally consuming my every waking thought and leading to me reading about 500 fics on ao3 in the space of three months 😭 though the fixation has died down now and been replaced by The Magnus Archives and Arcane so they come in close second and third

my top moment: oh god how do I pick one?? having lunch and a museum trip with my friends for my birthday, seeing Black Veil Brides play old songs, seeing Creeper live (incredible!), being in the confetti and nearly having a heart attack jumping to Boys and Girls at Conan Gray, acing my solo presentation even though I was still finishing it the morning of…there have been an awful lot of bad moments of 2024 but there have been some very good ones too :))

my biggest achievement: getting out of my comfort zone when it comes to public speaking and joining the peer mentoring scheme for my faculty and sharing my poems at my uni’s creative writing society!

lastly a special shout-out to my mutuals @kitkatkitchen @shreysheep and @sunnylemonss @yourlocalwhovian and more people I’m probably forgetting 😭 I’ve loved getting to know y’all so much and can’t wait to keep up with y’all in 2025!!

Recording ends. Happy New Year everyone!!

[john-bracket]

[creep-tober]

Creeptober 15 - Trapped

Ace of Swords - MAG 183: Monument

"The doctor that lies on the floor has recovered just enough to laugh.

‘You’re still working on mineral theory? How painfully outdated.’

A flash of genuine fear crosses the face of the professor at this dismissal, before he picks up his chunk of granite, and begins to smash the doctor’s head in yet again."

[murderandcoffee]

murderandcoffee's year in review

favorite albums released this year: Clancy by Twenty One Pilots and I Love You So F***ing Much by Glass Animals

places I traveled to this year: Michigan & Indiana (moved back from Florida)

podcasts I listened to/started (excluding re-listens of completed shows): The Magnus Protocol, The White Vault: Goshawk, Malevolent, Hello from the Hallowoods, Mabel, The Penumbra Podcast, Here Lies Withered Lilies, Red Valley, Derelict, Fathom, Tower 4, Spire, The Strange Case of Starship Iris, World Gone Wrong, Liars & Leeches, Witherburn After School News, Remnants, The Amelia Project, Deviser, The Very Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen, Limetown, Time:Bombs, The Silt Verses, L'Affaire Louis Gaufridy, The Phenomenon, The Imperfection, Where the Leaves Fall Purple, Sorry About the Murder

writing projects I worked on: The King's Daughter (fantasy trilogy), Pages Unturned (podcast), Auspicious (sci-fi duology), rewind. (podcast), other short fiction pieces

ttrpg characters I played: Niamh Morgaine (half-elf/aasimar paladin/sorcerer), Elias Ferdinand (human wizard), Renegade "Ren" Booker (tiefling rogue/bard), Lyle (human druid)

video games I obsessed over: Overwatch 2, Disco Elysium, Bioshock: Infinite, Prey, Horizon: Forbidden West

concerts I went to: The Mountain Goats, Nothing But Thieves, Will Wood

favorite TV shows I watched this year: Arcane (season 2), The Terror

personal milestones/achievements: started T (4/4/24), moved back to Indiana, met two long-time friends IRL for the first time, [REDACTED]

art I made this year:

aaaaaaand that's a wrap! onto 2025, dear friends.

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[the-magnusinstitute]

what about purple doors?

I think there’s a cupboard somewhere that’s painted a sort of mauve, so it might be an Institute door, but better safe than sorry.

[magnus-glitch-archive]

Sure, doing God's work, but which one's? 👁

[enigmaoftheduchess]

❤️ Kudos + Review 🖊️

There's a multifandom exchange going on! If you have a fanfic and are interested in joining, join Fanfiction Writers Unite, and comment your chapter on this link, review another person's work that you like in the comments and give them a kudos!

The tags have the fandoms available there so far.

NOTE: some are crossovers.

It will be available for posting chapters until Friday and for reviewing until Sunday.

[lickmycoffeecup]

The Web really just chucked that woman in “for science,” huh?

[sharklovingcriminals]

well, in my attempt to have a complete listen through of the magnus archives I've just finished episode four of (episode 4 - page turner) and I'm going to be honest this one really made me really nervous.

From the moment that the protagonist mentioned it might be leather i was absolutely convinced it was human skin and i still am now, but I'm so terrified at the way jerod acted, why was he buying the book or burning it and how was his mother still alive even though she was holding her own skin book? Was jerod literally death? part of me thinks he was to be perfectly honest

this jurgen lietner (litener?) figure is creepy ad fuck and given how little we found out about him i think he's going to keep coming back to haunt this podcast.

really good episode but I'm not sure how well I'll sleep tonight

[theendorisit]

magnus protocol season 1 final part - praise and credits

all right my haunted maggot clowns, Season 1 is OVER, we are at our Magnus protocol hiatus until FEB 2025 and you know what that means?

No, not hysterical weeping! 

It’s time to recap the last ten episodes, epilogue and fluff of Season 1, so SPOILERS AHOY!! Including TMA Spoilers. If you haven’t listened, come back later! Ok? Ok!

Part 1 (eps 1-20) is here:

All praises to the guest writers:

Harlan Guthrie, for more of his work visit https://www.malevolent.ca/

Alex C Telander, for more of his work visit https://ostiumnetwork.com/

Muna Hussen, for more of her work visit https://www.thesiltverses.com/ I honestly cannot rave enough about how much I adore The Silt Verses, strongly recommend to everyone. 

If you have enjoyed the guest writers, I also recommend the Nine To Midnight annual series, lots of writers, all brought together by Harlan Guthrie: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnight - Check it out! This years halloween episode is GOING TO BE AMAZING!

The Magnus Protocol Episode 21 – Breaking Ground

CAT2RBC4254-04011998-12042024 Architecture (landmark) -/- corruption (entropy)

Written by Jonathan Sims 

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall 

Thoughts: Intriguing case, I enjoyed it thoroughly, though as a Brit it is very disconcerting hearing about the millennium dome in a horror context. It’s like a fleshy bouncy castle. Spooky, but also plain weird. Hello, Dr Welling. Of course the star of this episode is the consequences of Gwen trying (failing) to be authoritarian. Delightful escalation of Ink5oul’s powers, as the mere presence of a tattoo can be manipulated. I adore Magnus stories for the implications they provide - what might a scorpion tattoo do, hmmm? Crawl under the skin? After all, some scorpions can burrow up to 2m underneath the surface, using complex tunnels. Sting and sting and sting again until death? Mind you, some scorpions only paralyse their prey, before they feast. The compulsion scene is delightful, amazing performance by Anusia, and ALL OF THEM, MINE: So amazing, giving me shivers. All of them: All people? All normies? All OIAR? We’re back in the terror, the horror, the mystery, compelling statements again. 

The Magnus Protocol Episode 22 - Mixed Signals

CAT13RBC4488-14121924-15042024 Experiment (brain) -/- imprisonment (existential)

Written by Jonathan Sims 

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall 

Thoughts: I love existential horror. What makes a person a person after all? If there’s someone screaming in pain and terror and loneliness but you never hear them, see them, know of them - do you know, or care, of their personhood at all? Also, as with Archives, the question of why we’re hearing about certain cases is floating in the air. There are certainly voices speaking in the void, yet unable to make themselves heard. Office tensions are rising, we are getting some juicy backstory hints. Shahan and Billie getting some real frustration into their voices, Sarah and Anusia have all the terse company-line bullshit vibes and I love Lowri’s conspiratorial name-dropping bombshell to a mood-killing baffled response.

The Magnus Protocol Episode 23 - A New You

CAT13RBC3536-20062018-18042024 Transformation (dysmorphic) -/-doppleganger (infection)

Written by Harlan Guthrie, for more of his work visit https://www.malevolent.ca/

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall and Jonathan Sims 

Thoughts: One of my top three episodes in Season 1. This case makes my heart sing. It’s delightful, insidious body horror, with a sweet side of social commentary. What’s not to adore? And a piece of coral (a living skeleton with multiple identical lifeforms inside) being referred to as She is so intriguing to me. I feel I could spent a long time trying to unpick the nuances of this piece. Especially as there’s a key story element in the fact that something goes wrong at the end, and the forum mods don’t want other people to know. So far things have felt every individual and separate… but maybe things are more connected than we think? Do we have cults and followings like in Archives? On a related note, ngl I cackled when JS and MB’s fates were revealed because I know Jonny and Alex had fun writing that. However, I don’t trust such suspiciously merciful deaths, at all. (Also, were those deaths a Koji Suzuki reference? Hmm) Wonderful performances from Anusia and Billie in the final scene. 

The Magnus Protocol Episode 24 - Raising Issues

CAT1RBC1375-29022024-23042024 Baby (demonic) -/- Delusion (exhaustion)

Written by Alex C Telander, for more of his work visit https://ostiumnetwork.com/

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall and Jonathan Sims 

Thoughts: This is the first time a Magnus episode has made me physically cringe in sympathetic pain. Please keep the demon child that wants to chew through my tit and into my chest cavity far away from me. Nope, no, nuh-uh, nah mate, f* off with that nonsense. The medical gaslighting, the exhaustion and the dark acceptance of pain, oof. Plus the new parent not-knowing-if-this-normal? Brutal. Painful realism came in kicking with this one, and it’s very good. Also, demon baby likes Celia. Lady Mowbray likes Celia. Celia is an external magnet. I enjoy the multi-person dialogues in Protocol, everyone giving their best, reminds me of the intervention scene in early Archives. Also, yay, Basira! I love Plummy Teacher Basira, she’s so baffled by these two randomers. Great performance by Frank Voss.

The Magnus Protocol Episode 25 - Gut Feelings

CAT2RB2474-07022024-24042024 Food (Gorging ) -/- compulsion (disgust)

Written by Jonathan Sims 

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall

Thoughts: Ah, the McWeevil episode. Tasty. There are all sorts of wonderful implications here that I dare not type in case someone is eating while reading. Also I love the dance we’re doing with the old consent/compulsion/choice dynamic. In Archives many people tried and failed to escape from horrors (shout out to Robin Lennox), but there have been quite a few cases in Protocol with the victim struggling and managing to walk away (though with unclear consequences - the OIAR team aren’t doing follow-up in the same way as Archives). Also Colin, Colin my sweet, you might be the most sensible person in this universe, but this sort of thing will only get you murderised. I love Ryan’s acting, such a desperately agonised breakdown, which you can see a bit of here: https://youtu.be/xlERmS-okTI The universe persists in teleporting Celia towards Oxford for shits and giggles. 

The Magnus Protocol Episode 26 - Catching Up

CAT1RBC4463-14042024-02052024 Exhaustion (athletic) -/- compulsion (tape)

Written by Muna Hussen, for more of her work visit https://www.thesiltverses.com/

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall and Jonathan Sims 

Thoughts: Magnussing - creator approved! I really enjoyed this case, because Mr Jarrod is set up as a mysterious figure, like what’s this guys deal - nvm, he’s fucked. The character narration (as a witness statement) is engaging and draws you in, right down to the horrible end. I can’t recommend Muna’s writing enough. Alice connects all the dots together, and we get the wonderful Imogen Harris as Helen again. I am increasingly wondering why some people seem identical to their Archives counterparts, and others are quite different. Is it a natural variation? Does it mean something. Also, while I love Helen’s laugh, I kind of wanted Helen to finish with ‘come back anytime, my door is always open!’ (too on the nose perhaps). Celia, get the tory baby to sleep, it’s sexy time. “with additional voices from Jonathan Sims.” Alright, it’s official that Jonny’s making the baby burbling noises (/silly). 

The Magnus Protocol Episode 27 - Driven

CAT3RB5535-18021845-10052024 Kidnapping (carriage) -/- consumption [letter]

Written by Jonathan Sims

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall

Thoughts: Another one of my top three episodes in Season 1! On the same theme as above, Jonah is a twat in this universe too! I wonder who ’N’ is. Victorian Paranormal Monster Pursuit? Yes please, more please! Such delightful gore, very delectable, much fun. So many thoughts on how such a monster would hide in our world. And ‘no cost too great’ indeed. The ancient Magnus rite of sacrificing assistants reigns eternal. Curious emphasis on ‘if there are already such monsters in this world’. Hmmm. Maybe the gap in reality has been discovered? Ooh, weird emails. Sam, now Gwen. Very interesting that Celia, having been repeatedly teleported towards Oxford, now wants to take Sam to Oxford. Something will get revealed…

The Magnus Protocol Episode 28 - Interruptions

CAT2RB2578-17081998-13052024 Transmutation (human) -/- ceremony (academic)

Written by Jonathan Sims 

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall 

Thoughts: Goodbye Dr Welling. And this, children, is why we don’t roll a critical fail when casting reanimate dead. It’s spooky scary skeleton time, and Sam dun fucked up. Though honestly, if I had experienced something this traumatic as a result of wandering off into a place I wasn’t supposed to be, I don’t know, I think I might have a severe aversion to doing that? Sam, wtf is wrong with your trauma response? Though I am curious on the mechanics of statements - are people only saying things they know, or can information they’ve long forgotten be brought up? 10/10 case, superb, love it. Every episode is getting me hyped. Gwen doesn’t take shit lying down, and while corralling externals is not her forte, backstabbing office politics clearly is. I love Ian’s brusque minster, it’s pretty damn accurate and really gets me in the room with the characters. 

The Magnus Protocol Episode 29 - Keyed In

CAT2RB4254-30012020-13052024 Drowning (subterranean) -/- key (metaphor)

Written by Alexander J Newall

Script Editing by Jonathan Sims 

Thoughts: Now something else (not Celia) is pushing Sam to go to Oxford. Interesting. Alex makes Jonny try to pronounce things in Czech. This is a curious case, and I think it’s speaking to keeping secrets, unlocking doors you can’t close again, and the floodwaters are rising. All things Gwen needs to hear. The fact that Lena considers that the Visit went well, ouch. Also, I am convinced Teddy is working for the Response part of the OIAR, and he’s the one dropping off Sam’s weird paperwork. That ending: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN…. (Alice, just pop over to Victoria, get the Oxford Tube, it’ll drop you off in Headington, it’s fiiiiiine). Presumbly the archivist got the train down from Manchester in the first time. Perhaps it has a (Communications) Network Railcard?

The Magnus Protocol Episode 30 - Dead End Job

CAT2RS3366-13052024-13052024  Transmutation (human) -/- Isolation (urban) 

Written by Jonathan Sims 

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall 

Thoughts: Light a candle for the Scottish in the Magnus Multiverse, they are doomed. Ryan’s performance broke my heart. Robin as the custodian is a gem, and then he’s the hilltop golem. Spectacular sound design. Turns out the Welsh aren’t doing so hot either. Lena moonwalks backwards out of the whole situation, Gwen, yer fucked, luv. IT IS MINE  - Is this Celia being an external magnet or is the rift what the Archivist is actually after? Makes sense, an entire multiverse of suffering would definitely be satisfying! Plus see previous comment about Magnus Institute and the rift.

London Exclusion Zone has a delightful 28 days later ring to it. I do hope this means what I think it does: that Celia is wrong and the wound is not a pathway to her world but to any world. Which means we’re in Magnus Mk 3, and there could be ANOTHER Jonathan Sims here. In fact, wouldn’t it be something amazing, if here was a world where the Archivist succeeded in taking over as the conduit, and managed to control the horrors into a smaller area, namely London? If so, fucking brilliant, cannot wait… a few weeks until the premiere, and my relentless hunger for lore is satiated.   

The Magnus Protocol Season 1 Epilogue

Written by Jonathan Sims

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall

Thoughts: Anusia and Billie smashed this one, some great emotional beats and as they now comprise 66% of the office staff (assuming Celia doesn’t just book it), I’m looking forward to watching their dynamic change over the next season. Important point: apparently there was a full description of the horrors that were seen, but we don’t get to hear it. Yet. Maybe. So until we do, all that happened was that Gwen yanks out a server rack, the phone rings, and Alice says ‘oh Colin...’ because she can see that Colin has been relentlessly ringing his exes and sending dick pics to everyone. Gwen screams because she spots Colin, drunk out of his mind and naked on the floor, having broken into Lena’s other secret alcohol stash (she has like 5 of them). 

Colin in Season 1: Dinnae fash yersel', I'll sort out this machine!

Epilogue: Did ye, aye?

(But yeah, I’m mid way between gruesome flesh packed inside the servers, with hairy skin peeling off the circuits like lichen on tree bark, or Colin being in the phone, like the ringing brings up a picture of his face that’s been flensed and matrixed with wires and LEDs, because whatever happened, it was a) not immediately obvious, aka the room isn’t splattered with gore, and b) immediately obvious that it was Colin. So either his face is on show, or a defining feature like a tattoo.)

The Magnus Protocol Season 1 Fluff

Written by Jonathan Sims (except that intro and ending, that is clearly all Alex) 

Script Editing by Alexander J Newall 

Thoughts: Alex, you are a delight. Never change. All the characters are absolute train wrecks, and we are here for them (and their pain and suffering)

Featuring (in order of appearance), and where you can support them:

Lowri Ann Davies as Celia Ripley (https://x.com/lowritweets?lang=en)

Shahan Hamza as Samama Khalid (https://linktr.ee/shahanhamza)

Billie Hindle as Alice Dyer (want to support gender affirming treatment for a trans creator? https://ko-fi.com/F1F2XMJRD plus check out Billie’s latest role: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eDt3bYqDT0) 

Sarah Lambie as Lena Kelley (https://x.com/baabuzz)

Anusia Battersby as Gwendolyn Bouchard (@anouchard, https://x.com/AnusiaBattersby)

Vera Chok as Ink5oul (https://x.com/Vera_Chok)

Callum Dougherty as Bystander (https://rustyquill.com/crew/callum-dougherty/)

Beth Eyre as Archivist/[ERROR] (https://x.com/BethEyre)

Tim Fearon as Augustus (I think: https://www.mandy.com/u/tim-fearon/)

Jonathan Sims as Chester (@jonnywaistcoat, @macguffinandco, https://www.patreon.com/macguffinandcompany/posts)

Alexander J Newall as Norris (@rqbossman)

Faye Derham as Mother (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8335409/)

Frank Voss as Basira Hussain (https://x.com/AvoidedDrowning)

Ryan Hopevere-Anderson as Colin Becher (https://linktr.ee/ryanhopevereanderson)

Mark Nicolson as Ticket Attendant 

Imogen Harris as Helen Richardson (https://x.com/ImogenCHarris)

Ian Hayles as Trevor Herbert MP (https://x.com/IanHayles)

Kazeem Tosin Amore as Teddy Vaughn (https://x.com/KazeemAmore)

Kai Partenie as Ticket Officer (https://www.instagram.com/kai0997)

Pip Gladwin as Taxi Driver (https://x.com/pip_gladwin)

Robin Hellier as Custodian (I think: https://robinhellier.com/#qualifications-credits)

Executive Producers April Sumner, Alexander J Newall, Jonathan Sims, Dani McDonough, Linn Ci, and Samantha F.G. Hamilton

Associate Producers Jordan L. Hawk, Taylor Michaels, Nicole Perlman, Cetius d’Raven, and Megan Nice

Produced by April Sumner

Dialogue Editor – Lowri Ann Davies

Sound Designer – Tessa Vroom

Mastering Editor - Catherine Rinella

Music by Sam Jones (orchestral mix by Jake Jackson)

Art by April Sumner

Fabulous work everyone! See you at the Premiere!

Official transcripts: