#MY ENGLISH IS FAILING ME

[byfulcrums]

That joke about MK not having read JTTW annoys me because not only it makes no sense considering what we've established of him as a character, but the guy also literally drew a Monkey King biography, or whatever those things were called. There's no way he didn't know about the waterfall

[piratebuttercup]

Don't talk to me or my emotional support ally..

(Based on that one gojo geto manga panel)

[beeholyshit]

"The Moon looks beautiful tonight doesn't It....?"

[soriastrider]

this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway

original:

[lilybug-02]

Spirit of the Olympics.

Paris was cooking with that opening ceremony.

[collophora]

Last line challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like.)

Sorry I took my time to answer xo Thanks for tagging me @just-here-with-my-thoughts <3 <3 <3

Actually I can't show much cause all my wips are for fanzines or commissions but!

I can show you a hint of what I'm actually doing for @devinsisland apocalyptic AU zine hehe

Very sketchy 'cause some of theses were just ideas exploration I ended up throwing (they'll be cleaned and posted on social for bonus later probably)

Also follow the zine here: https://www.instagram.com/aftermathzine https://x.com/AFTERMATHzine

(not me changing a tag into a promo post xD)

I don't really know who to tag, always scared of bothering, so I'm gonna try hhhh @lightspringrain (I'm the worst, I'm tagging while you're on break so Hm, no pressure) @wrenkenstein (hello I love your art and your whole vibe apparently we're mutuals so *flies away*) @clownery-and-fuckery @electrikworm

@scarletv0id (Please ignore if you don't wanna) And mutual who see this post but I'm too shy to tag!

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

Zephyr down bad for Ifrit. What can I say. I love this pairing so much.

Zephyr is pretty sure Ifrit has no idea what he's doing to them.

Of course he doesn't.

It all started when Zephyr had meant to bend down from the chair they were sitting on to redo their shoelaces, only for their back to protest and force them to straighten up before they could. Without missing a beat, Ifrit then slid to his knees in front of Zephyr, propped their foot on his thigh, and dealt with the shoelaces.

Except the fire ghoul didn't pull away immediately after, no. He took the time to rest his cheek on Zephyr's knee, to look up at them softly with a smile so gentle it should have been entirely innocent but the sudden flames licking Zephyr's insides at the sight disagreed.

And now the air ghoul is cursed to notice everything Ifrit does that shouldn't be arousing, but is. Like immediately leaning into Zephyr's touch when they slip a finger under his chin to redirect his attention to whatever the air ghoul is telling him about.

Or constantly sitting lower than Zephyr, so Ifrit can rest just the way he did after doing their shoelaces - which seems to be his favorite way of spending time now, cheek smushed against the soft fabric of Zephyr's pants, absent-midedly drawing little hearts on them with the tip of his fingers.

Even when Zephyr thinks they're safe - nothing attractive about helping Ifrit shave the side of his hair he keeps shorter than the rest, right ? They somehow end up with Ifrit kneeling in front of them in the bathroom, his forehead now and then bumping against the air ghoul's tummy while they try to keep their hand steady ; Zephyr would hate to accidentally cut Ifrit's ear because they were too distracted by those eager orange eyes looking up at them with unashamed reverence. Zephyr damn near loses it when Ifrit starts kissing their belly as they inspect their work, hand reflexively tightening in the longer part of the fire ghoul's hair.

Instead of protesting, Ifrit simply let his head roll back, following the pull of Zephyr's clumsy, flustered hold. His eyes are half-lided now, though, mouth curved ever so slightly in the beginning of a smirk, and for the first time, it dawns on Zephyr that maybe Ifrit isn't as oblivious as they thought.

Something must have shown on their face, because Ifrit's almost-smile becomes a full one, and his hands find their way to Zephyr's waist, splaying there, pinky fingers slipping under the waistband of their pants.

"Come to bed ?" Ifrit mumbles against Zephyr's belly, eagernes betrayed by the sway of his tail.

A tempting offer, one that Zephyr feels powerless against.

The look in Ifrit's eyes is clear as day. Tonight, Zephyr is going to be worshiped.

[soulmatesclub]

i wonder if this is part of the "taking back what the internet took from them" thing they included in the TIT description. the simple act of sharing clothes. much like the "they're touching!!!11!1!" jokes i think they want to normalize this the same way. after 15 years together i think they deserve it <3

[kokodrawings]

You know, the technique of Minato the Hiraishin. There are several variations of this technique, but the one that strikes me the most is when during the fourth war, Genma, Raido and Iwashi teleport Mei Terumi and tell she ‘We can use the Fourth's technique, we just need to do it in a group’ Do you think Minato himself taught them this technique in person?I've always liked to think that they received the title of ‘hokage guards’ because Minato trained them for some time. I'd love to know what you think - your illustrations are great!

Hi!! Thank you, glad you hear you like my drawings!! 💖

Well, the last time I read the war arc was ten years ago with the weekly releases, so my memory is a bit fuzzy (not a fan of the arc so I prefer to delete it from my mental headcanons lol), but I think I remember what you’re talking about! Haha, this is a fun ask, let me ramble about that.

Okay, so… we have three guys around Kakashi’s age (in fact, if I remember correctly Genma is Gai’s teammate), but nowhere near Kakashi’s level. Three guys who were around 13-14 years old when Minato rose to power, and who were, at best, newly jounin or even chunin (again, Kakashi was promoted to jounin at 12 and that was an extraordinary ocurrence. And we can agree that these three don’t have Kakashi’s talent).

And you’re telling me that these three kids were the "Hokage Guard Platoon", in charge of protecting the legendary Yellow Flash himself? Yeah Kishi, no way xD

Since you asked for my thoughts, here’s my headcanon: I think that it was peacetime (so things were more or less chill), these kids probably admired the Yellow Flash and now the Fourth Hokage (maybe they were even his fanboys) and Minato thought it would be funny to keep then around as the “Hokage guards.”

And if Minato is going to keep them around, they need a way to get away fast. Because Minato is not a team player, he is a one-man team: he is very fast, strikes even faster and has the Hiraishin to get away quickly if shit hits the fan. He doesn’t need three kids around in the case someone decides to attempt an attack on his person because they will be more of a hindrance than a help (plus, he already lost two kids when he wasn’t around to watch their backs, he doesn’t need another three dead ones).

So, what can he do to solve this? Easy, teach them the Hiraishin! But the Hiraishin is not that easy to learn, you need the power and the skill, and although these three looked like they had the skill (performing a jutsu with other people as a team has to be much more difficult than doing it yourself alone) they lacked the raw chakra needed to power up the technique, so he modified it for them to use as a team.

TL;DR: Minato thought it was hilarious to have three kids trailing behind him like ducklings and taught them the Hiraishin not to protect him, but to protect themselves and get away while he kicked some ass. They're more like Minato's second genin team than a guard, imo.

[sisterdaniela]

Idk if they did something like this at your show, but since u said dnp taught you english I wanted to pass this on: at my show tonight Phil mixed up a few words during the opening and Dan was like (paraphrased from memory) "English Language degree, everybody. oh people tell us 'Dan and Phil taught me English!' Really?!?!?!"

LMAOOO i don't remember something like this???? it was probably improvisation 😭 MAYBE that's why i have very questionable english dan, did you think about that 😭😭 also love how this is a common enough statement that they can make fun of it, i didn't realize so many of us had the same english teachers... thank you for telling me, this was so funny to hear !!! <3

[azurem]

Ok I love the idea of Nm wanting to dress up Ink in the classic Medieval European fit but hear me out- maybe they have a compromise and Inks wears something based on Medieval Japanese nobility (which he may be more familiar with)

Im so hearing you out im hearing you out hmmmm I can def see it, especially since Ink already wears something similar to a samurai's clothing...!!!! Nm would still like him to wear some moon symbols somewhere I think.......

[cringefail-clown]

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN A JAKEHAL LOVER FOR YEARS (as evidenced by @dirkjakehal and @lomax) I AM SO DELIGHTED TO SEE SOMEONE TAKING IT TO THE MASSES.... thank you for doing gods work

these bitches got me in a chokehold and im making it everyone elses problem

[canisalbus]

Asdfjk for some reason I hadn't realized your characters were dogs, I had just mentally accepted them as fantasy beasts. Is this to say contemporary breeds like the pekingese also exist in your world? O8

Pekingese is one of the oldest dog breeds so yes, they definitely exist. I think the range of breeds and types you'd come across at any given situation is determined by how likely those breeds would've been present at that place at that era. I wouldn't put dobermans in medieval times because the breed didn't exist before around 1890, or terriers in Edo era Japan. Idk, it's not that serious but I like to think it adds a layer of believability? It's sorta fun at least.

I should add that even when I assign specific breeds to my characters, in reality the overwhelming majority of them are mixed to some degree. Being truly and strictly purebred gets you into Habsburg situations.

[ef-1]

Sending this to you specifically because I feel like you understand it best and you never shy away from calling Daniel out. Not an apologist for rich men, every single one of them is fucked up and has done fucked up shit. Would never defend Daniel from things he deserves to be criticized for, but so much of the uhhh 'dialogue' right now is just hate wanking lol. There is this blog who genuinely made a post celebrating that she would have never been able to tag Daniel hate in the past because he was too popular and she willingly (?!) admitted she regularly searches him up to look for hate and 'smile' LMAO? We're not even doing the ole' moralising our hatred thing now? Allow it 😭

1. where are you fucking finding these people I just screamed.

2. That one derek pope lyric

[fail-front-door]

Hits you with Failure clock family human designs and runs into the distance, never to be seen again.

[archxbane]

seeing people say they gonna move to places like Europe cause of the election is funny. it shows ignorance, you really think they ain’t doing the same shit over there? like people and the politicians don’t like trump? this man is an inspiration

also funny to those who are non poc say they will move sooo easily. haha, they have much less to worry about

europe isn’t some savior or haven place

people are so focus and hating on America they are snide and don’t even look at what’s going on in their own country.

brother in christ fascism is on the rise, more right wing people are elected and the way they view migrants is no different then in America