#MY ENGLISH IS FAILING ME

[byfulcrums]

That joke about MK not having read JTTW annoys me because not only it makes no sense considering what we've established of him as a character, but the guy also literally drew a Monkey King biography, or whatever those things were called. There's no way he didn't know about the waterfall

[piratebuttercup]

Don't talk to me or my emotional support ally..

(Based on that one gojo geto manga panel)

[beeholyshit]

"The Moon looks beautiful tonight doesn't It....?"

[soriastrider]

this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway

original:

[lilybug-02]

Spirit of the Olympics.

Paris was cooking with that opening ceremony.

[collophora]

Last line challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like.)

Sorry I took my time to answer xo Thanks for tagging me @just-here-with-my-thoughts <3 <3 <3

Actually I can't show much cause all my wips are for fanzines or commissions but!

I can show you a hint of what I'm actually doing for @devinsisland apocalyptic AU zine hehe

Very sketchy 'cause some of theses were just ideas exploration I ended up throwing (they'll be cleaned and posted on social for bonus later probably)

Also follow the zine here: https://www.instagram.com/aftermathzine https://x.com/AFTERMATHzine

(not me changing a tag into a promo post xD)

I don't really know who to tag, always scared of bothering, so I'm gonna try hhhh @lightspringrain (I'm the worst, I'm tagging while you're on break so Hm, no pressure) @wrenkenstein (hello I love your art and your whole vibe apparently we're mutuals so *flies away*) @clownery-and-fuckery @electrikworm

@scarletv0id (Please ignore if you don't wanna) And mutual who see this post but I'm too shy to tag!

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

Zephyr down bad for Ifrit. What can I say. I love this pairing so much.

Zephyr is pretty sure Ifrit has no idea what he's doing to them.

Of course he doesn't.

It all started when Zephyr had meant to bend down from the chair they were sitting on to redo their shoelaces, only for their back to protest and force them to straighten up before they could. Without missing a beat, Ifrit then slid to his knees in front of Zephyr, propped their foot on his thigh, and dealt with the shoelaces.

Except the fire ghoul didn't pull away immediately after, no. He took the time to rest his cheek on Zephyr's knee, to look up at them softly with a smile so gentle it should have been entirely innocent but the sudden flames licking Zephyr's insides at the sight disagreed.

And now the air ghoul is cursed to notice everything Ifrit does that shouldn't be arousing, but is. Like immediately leaning into Zephyr's touch when they slip a finger under his chin to redirect his attention to whatever the air ghoul is telling him about.

Or constantly sitting lower than Zephyr, so Ifrit can rest just the way he did after doing their shoelaces - which seems to be his favorite way of spending time now, cheek smushed against the soft fabric of Zephyr's pants, absent-midedly drawing little hearts on them with the tip of his fingers.

Even when Zephyr thinks they're safe - nothing attractive about helping Ifrit shave the side of his hair he keeps shorter than the rest, right ? They somehow end up with Ifrit kneeling in front of them in the bathroom, his forehead now and then bumping against the air ghoul's tummy while they try to keep their hand steady ; Zephyr would hate to accidentally cut Ifrit's ear because they were too distracted by those eager orange eyes looking up at them with unashamed reverence. Zephyr damn near loses it when Ifrit starts kissing their belly as they inspect their work, hand reflexively tightening in the longer part of the fire ghoul's hair.

Instead of protesting, Ifrit simply let his head roll back, following the pull of Zephyr's clumsy, flustered hold. His eyes are half-lided now, though, mouth curved ever so slightly in the beginning of a smirk, and for the first time, it dawns on Zephyr that maybe Ifrit isn't as oblivious as they thought.

Something must have shown on their face, because Ifrit's almost-smile becomes a full one, and his hands find their way to Zephyr's waist, splaying there, pinky fingers slipping under the waistband of their pants.

"Come to bed ?" Ifrit mumbles against Zephyr's belly, eagernes betrayed by the sway of his tail.

A tempting offer, one that Zephyr feels powerless against.

The look in Ifrit's eyes is clear as day. Tonight, Zephyr is going to be worshiped.

[soulmatesclub]

i wonder if this is part of the "taking back what the internet took from them" thing they included in the TIT description. the simple act of sharing clothes. much like the "they're touching!!!11!1!" jokes i think they want to normalize this the same way. after 15 years together i think they deserve it <3

[celestialowlryx]

Love and loss are two sides of the same coin. Love brings us purpose, joy and life itself. Yet because we love, we also open ourselves up to the immense pain and grief that comes with loss. This motif talks about the feelings and emotions people share towards each other, and also about the catastrophe that may come from this powerful affection. Without love, loss wouldn’t hurt, and without loss, love wouldn’t be as strong. They make each other more powerful. And to experience one, you need to experience the other.

[azurem]

Ok I love the idea of Nm wanting to dress up Ink in the classic Medieval European fit but hear me out- maybe they have a compromise and Inks wears something based on Medieval Japanese nobility (which he may be more familiar with)

Im so hearing you out im hearing you out hmmmm I can def see it, especially since Ink already wears something similar to a samurai's clothing...!!!! Nm would still like him to wear some moon symbols somewhere I think.......

[cringefail-clown]

AS SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN A JAKEHAL LOVER FOR YEARS (as evidenced by @dirkjakehal and @lomax) I AM SO DELIGHTED TO SEE SOMEONE TAKING IT TO THE MASSES.... thank you for doing gods work

these bitches got me in a chokehold and im making it everyone elses problem

[canisalbus]

Asdfjk for some reason I hadn't realized your characters were dogs, I had just mentally accepted them as fantasy beasts. Is this to say contemporary breeds like the pekingese also exist in your world? O8

Pekingese is one of the oldest dog breeds so yes, they definitely exist. I think the range of breeds and types you'd come across at any given situation is determined by how likely those breeds would've been present at that place at that era. I wouldn't put dobermans in medieval times because the breed didn't exist before around 1890, or terriers in Edo era Japan. Idk, it's not that serious but I like to think it adds a layer of believability? It's sorta fun at least.

I should add that even when I assign specific breeds to my characters, in reality the overwhelming majority of them are mixed to some degree. Being truly and strictly purebred gets you into Habsburg situations.

[ef-1]

Sending this to you specifically because I feel like you understand it best and you never shy away from calling Daniel out. Not an apologist for rich men, every single one of them is fucked up and has done fucked up shit. Would never defend Daniel from things he deserves to be criticized for, but so much of the uhhh 'dialogue' right now is just hate wanking lol. There is this blog who genuinely made a post celebrating that she would have never been able to tag Daniel hate in the past because he was too popular and she willingly (?!) admitted she regularly searches him up to look for hate and 'smile' LMAO? We're not even doing the ole' moralising our hatred thing now? Allow it 😭

1. where are you fucking finding these people I just screamed.

2. That one derek pope lyric

[fail-front-door]

Hits you with Failure clock family human designs and runs into the distance, never to be seen again.

[nikalibres]

I was reading the dghda show bible to research something and in Dirk's character description there was this sentence:

"The English accent, though real, isn't the foreign lilt he was born with."

And I'm like huh? Isn't this contradictory? Does it mean that his original accent is English, but not the one he speaks now? Or that his mother tongue is a whole another language but his British accent is also authentic because he lived there? Someone help me out.

[takeariskao3]

why aren't there more synonyms for 'door'

i'm not talking about a metaphorical door, i mean an honest to god physical door. door, doorway, doorknob, doorjamb, if i write door one more time i am going to lose it.