#but im american and ik not everyone who sees this will be american

[ggum-aki]

yall will perish for the lack of jongho x reader fics, i type in jongho x reader, and i get

ateez [insert prompt]

ot8 x reader

LITERALLY OTHER MEMBERS X READER AND ITS STILL GOT JONGHO X READER TAG

yall want me dead, i just want him to put me in a headlock plz thats all i want😭

edit: I FOUND ONE PRAISE BE MOTHER SEONGHWA

edit (2): nvm i’ve read this one before😔

[snekdood]

tumblr when americans are asleep>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[antshifts]

☆ Welcome to my diary ☆

☆ About me ☆

HIII!! Im Anthony or ant! ⭐︎ 15 ⭐︎ he/they ⭐︎

Im African american or soulaan ❤️🔱🖤

Dispite this blog being a spur of the moment thing im actually really excited to post on here!

Im a veteran shifter I've been shifting and on shiftok since good ole 2020 with all the misinformation (*´∀｀*)

I have wayyy too many interests but the one I've been hyperfixated on the most and for years is jjk!!!

Im like seriously obsessed with it… its become a problem (*´-`)

— Some of my other interests are ☆

Saiki K︎

Mouthwashing ⭐︎

MUSIC (any kind all kinds!!) ⭐︎

Anime and manga ⭐︎

Devilman cry baby ⭐︎

Arcane ⭐︎

Vocaloid (Miku is my fave!!) ⭐︎

Creepypasta ⭐︎

Detroit Become Human⭐︎

Coryxkenshin ⭐︎

Aot (attack on titan) ⭐︎

Sally face ⭐︎

And more ⭐︎

☆ Extra about me ☆

I talk/write a wholeeee lot, like ion know how to shut up fr fr 😞 ⭐︎

Im open to dms and talking to just about anyone and everyone so don't feel shy im a nice person (๑>◡<๑) ⭐︎

I do really wanna make more friends who are into shifting and also people who have actually shifted before!! Because even tho im a vet shifter I have yet to shift 🙁 mostly bc I always take ages to finish a script, IF I finish a script. But thankfully I actually finished my jjk script and im so excited to go but I haven't been having much luck and I've been pretty down about it and losing motivation so to make things fun again and have something for me to look forward to Im gonna do different methods every night until one works and report back here 😝!!! ⭐︎

Some fun facts about me are.. ⭐︎

my favorite color is purple! Dispite that fact that both of my blogs are pink themed… ⭐︎

Im nobinary!! ⭐︎

I have a severe ao3 addiction. If ao3 goes down you can expect me to be on this app tweaking out 😞 ⭐︎

Im suspected to be autistic (most likely) or some kinda neurodivergent (ik there's deff sum going on up there I just don't have confirmation yet)⭐︎

Im a very passionate person I feel strongly about a lot of things⭐︎

I LOVEEEE Miku I have a whole wall dedicated to her⭐︎

I have a intense and terrible obsession with jjk 🙁 its all I think about it has consumed my mind and life 😭 if you can't tell now then don't worry you will 🙁 you’ll be able to tell… ⭐︎

Im silly 😝⭐︎

Im also sigma and alpha and a rizzler 😼⭐︎

I know a concerning amount about the omegaverse⭐︎

⭐︎ My blog stuff ⭐︎

What I’ll post:

Also this is a Yuji Itadori themed blog so you’ll see him a lot in my blog along with other characters but mostly him (⌒▽⌒) he's so bbg!!!!

Lists of methods I've tried and ranking them ⭐︎

Shifting memes ⭐︎

My shenanigans and rants ⭐︎

Talking posts ⭐︎

Shifting focused content ⭐︎

Advice and how to not fall for misinformation (because trust me IVE been there… I still get war flashbacks to 2020 shiftok.) ⭐︎

My silliness ⭐︎

Things to put in your script ⭐︎

☆ My Masterlist ☆

Here! Is my big shifting diary masterlist where I will post my shifting attempts and successes and ratings for every method I try!! (*^▽^*)

☆ DNI ☆

This dni is non-negotiable if I find you on my blog you will be blocked.

RACISTS OF ANY AND EVERY KIND

Radqueers

Proshippers

Homophobes and anything homophobe adjacent like fatphobes etc

Anti-shifters (I don't care about your opinion pls don't try)

Just overall shitty people

Honestly I don't have many things for my DNI just don't be mean or a weirdo 😝

I don't mind or care if people 18+ interact with my blog just be aware that I'm a minor so don't be weird or anything!!

☆ shifting stuff ☆

My Desired Realities:

Jujutsu kaisen (my main dr and only active one)

Fame dr (gotta redo/inactive)

Saiki K (unfinished)

Sooo I deff have a lot of work to do with my other dr’s but im not too worried about that for now! Im just gonna focus on one thing at a time, that being shifting to jjk first (*≧∀≦*)

Like I've said before I am a shifting veteran and I've been here since 2020 and somehow I still haven't shifted BUT I do know a lot about misinformation and how to tell if something is lies so if anyone has any questions about that I will be more than happy to answer ♡

Most of my shifting journey for the past 5 years was just a cycle of scripting, abandoning the script to start a new one, so on and so forth with the occasional finishing of a script only to try to shift for like a week before I give up then start a new script…

But that was like a year or 2 ago, I took a very long (much needed) break from the shifting community and shifting in general

What caused me to come back you may ask?

School 🙁

I treated winter break like graduation and I didn't wanna go back so I got the bright idea to make a new script for jjk this time and shift there!

However I in fact did not shift there yet but that's the goal!

Dispite my flakey past with shifting Im determined to be better and more determined this time! I will shift. Its my goal, my mission 😼.

And your gonna come along with me for this journey! Hopefully it won't be a long journey because i’d like to shift sooner rather than later. But honestly as long as I shift im fine with however long it takes! So with that out of the way..

I hope you enjoy my blog!!

☆

[pumpkinsy0]

I’m not sure if America does this much, but from where I am, a grade is able to travel to a different country for around a week or two for educational purposes (e.g Italy, France, Etc.) So,,, any Papercut Hcs for that? (Taken that they were able to make up the money for that, maybe Pony took up extra jobs to earn the money.)

ik what ur talking about!!! i dont think its common for a WHOLE GRADE to do it, but ik wym!!!!

OK SO

•lets say they’re traveling to france (ewwww🙄🙄 but trust me, makes sense later), their language class was french and they were like “man y dont we all travel to france to test out skills n have fun”

•gonna b frank w u, pony, curly, and their families were hesitant on it, MOSTLY bc of money restraints but when it comes to pony, its bc he just never traveled out the country before, let alone all by himself

• curly rlly has no aspirations to travel anywhere but then he realized that if pony left, he would b bored out his mind cayse who else can he annoy as well as he does w pony??? so he was on board!!

•look, getting that money was a hard time for all, tim and curly did more jobs, darry and soda worked their asses off and so did pony, but at the end of the day, they did it (also some of it was covered for everyone bc of some soc’s rich ass dad)🙏🏽🙏🏽

•when the packed, they damn near packed everything they had bc they just dont have much, it was like they were going away forever😭

•look, curly (and angela, shes here too!!! :3) r haitian immigrants, they knowwwww french bc they HAD to learn it in haiti to get through the education system, hell theyre probably one of the few ppl who even know it fluently out this whole grade, everyone else was lowkey bullshittin

•curlys basically ponys translator for everything, and curly WILL use it to his advantage, ponys always smarter than him but HERE??? HEEEE has the upper hand, plus, this means pony being clingy

•but his french was a lil rusty bc he wouldnt rlly speak it a lot, even in class he wouldnt rlly speak

•pony had this “introduction to french” book darry gave him bc darry can actually speak french bc of the class!!!

•curly and angela CANNOOTTT see the eiffel tower as being romantic btw, that shit was built w haitian money they hate france man (YES, im airing out some of my grievances i hate france dude🙄🙄), if pony mentioned the tower near curly he’d roll his eyes, ALSO BC HE FOUND IT TO B CORNY

•curly and pony keep getting lost dude, its like hell on earth, YES, france is walkable, but that probably just makes it worse for them bc theyre walking far in the wrong way😭

•u can def tell theyre american tourist, but i dont think curly would care, ponys trying to keep a low profile tho

•i dont think they rlly, like french food that much, not even that it taste bad or anything just not their cup of tea, honestly

•if i remember right, france has a problem w pick pocketers and i PROMISE u that wouldnt slide w either of em, they WILL fight u over it😭

•angela was excited to try the macarons!!! honestly like top thing she liked there probably, maybe she also flirted w some guys in french, got some perfume, she treated it like a vacation more than like something educational, she knew french already this was USELESS to her

•pony loved the museums, and wouldve liked it MORE if curly didnt RUSH him all the time bc he was bored, curlys the kind of guy to only go to museums for the gift shop and tbh??? so real

•they were able ti get a room together at a hotel thankfully, and half the time in it was NOT spent sleeping, it was spent w curly making stupid jokes and pony laughing so they were tired in the morning

•let them have some souvenirs, they deserve it!!!pony tried to get something each for the gang, curly got something STUPID for tim, angela got a cute gift for herself

•pony promised to take pics while he was there and he did, but some of the pics had curly being a dumbass in it🙄🙄

anyways i went through this whole post without making a kanye west joke, im truly growing to b more mature

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

Guesss whoooo.. (Why am I on anon uhm.. because I feel like it's necessary if I'm going to be stupid and cheesy..)

FEB 13TH WAS MY LAST ASK WHAT.. Technically we've been talking between that time just off anon but I can't believe this sad face..

OKAY IT TOOK ME A SECOND BUT I'M BACK IN THE BUILDING!! LOUD EXPLOSION NOISES!! NOW LET'S RESPOND TO THE LAST ASK STUFF!!

First of all, yeah. I'm a stalker, looks out the window into the rain. No, I had your Spotify for a hot second so when you said you were making a playlist, I checked every once in a while for said playlist :3

I just remember you can't send media using anon sigh, links here we go.. Here's your playlist as of current :3 - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Nay6FngvM8dkOP4HyvREF?si=1419e3328cfd40b9&pt=af63abd1b06d0bf34952a0da86f74458

(Hopefully the link works.. it's on private but praying..)

ARTIC MONKEY SONGS WENT HARD!! I DID LISTEN TO IT ON SHUFFLE AND YEAH.. Arctic Monkeys my beloved..

Yosuke Hamaura.. what a #loser.. AND THE PERCEPTION OF ME WAH?? And brunette is sort of a funny assumption, I neither confirm or deny..

AND THE AKITO SPEAK ENGLISH VIDEO! I ACTUALLY SAW THAT BEFORE AND THOUGHT IT WAS SILLY! Me when the vivid bad does vivid bad things.. (I say before looking at my entirely MMJ team on PJSK.. MMJ I love you so much..)

TIER LIST WOULD BE FUN!!! I tend to have really passionate feelings about certain tropes (I actually adore 5 + 1 fics, I eat them up every time...) so I think that'd be so fun :33

I DID THE QUIZ WAHOO!! I GOT YUTA?? Reasoning being, and I quote "You will never let anyone hurt your friends, no matter what. Although it takes a little while for you to open up and trust someone, everyone close to you will say it was worth the time and effort." SO!!

I think the first part was pretty accurate.. I tend to get one might say.. overly protective over my besties.. BUT YEAH UHMM.. THAT'S WHO I GOT!!

And yeah.. I GUESS... you got it right.. sigh.. (I say as if you didn't already know this for like.. a week or two now I don't know..)

Okay. My cheesy words for the day uhm, yeah no. I think I might accidentally start reiterating things so if I do, I explode but that just confirms they're still true right? :3 Yeah, uhm, I check on you every day and it has actually been making my friends put me through the wringer /lh

Because I'm usually not on my phone around them really?? Previously didn't have much of a reason to but now I check and double check your blog because perhaps you dropped another banger since the last 30 mins I checked y'know.. "You're interacting with your friend again, aren't you." ERM. WELL SO WHAT IF I AM.. Nah, I just think it's silly.. I love seeing The Sakki Yakki Sasshi Shhimi on my dash.

And uh, random question while I'm here (Also ignore that time I'm writing this at, it's Friday and I'm not tired..) but how do we feel about the backrooms.. Odd question and sort of out of the blue but y'know.. I think the backrooms in so grgrgrgrg.. I've played so many rip off versions of it (On Roblox..) with my brother and it's so fun, I think it's fundamentally changed the way my brain works.

OKAY. DONE FOR REAL THIS TIME!! ILY MY RAD MUTUAL!! OKAY!! BYE BYEEEE :333

HIIII SAPPYYYYYY ik ik u off-anon now but anon hits different so yay for this!!!! Also yes it feels so long since I’ve talk-talked to u 😭🩷i

I EXPLODE TOO TWIN <33333

Very stalker of uuuuu but I have urs now too X3 imma go take a looksy looksy to see what I can findddddd

YES THE LINK WORKS AND OMG THATS ADORABLE!!!!! Luv the imageeeee and yes we’re very sun and moon core! We’re both very stars and planets core as welllll

ARCTIC MONKEYYYYSSS my mom thinks alex looks like a cancer survivor but whatever he’s hot ngl

HEHEHEHEE USUSALLY WHEN U SAY CONFIRM NOR DENY IM RIGHT >:D

Akito speaking English is my favorite pjsekai VA clip of all time bc just everyone else trying to support him like “yeah! That’s def what Americans do!” Is SO FUNNY to meeee

Yessss quiz!!!! I will find one at some point when I’m not exhausted sighhhh also OMG UR VERY YUTA CODED THATS SO BASED OF THEM IT WAS EITHER YUTA OR FUSHIGURO!!!!! Also dw im a bit possessive too X3 I don’t think that’s bad though, I think it’s natural to wanna have what you love most around the longest!

HAHAHAHA BEST DETECTIVE TAKE THAT L (I say being very Matsuda coded :p)

NO WAY BRO HAS SAKKI ROT but like lowkey same im with my mom but im always scrolling bc what if lamenting-peak-luxcubus posts… i gotta knowwwwww

Backrooms has always been interesting to me, but the bit/memes have never been funny to me and I find the horror aspects of it to be over sanitized. That being said, I haven’t thought about it in a while and I’d love to have creepypasta/SCP resurfacing on my blog!! So I would say I’m neutral to backrooms overall lol

Btw I LOVE ROBLOX <3333 DTI/Shovelware studios brain games are all I play rnnnnn I’m @SakiyakiSashimi on RBX I believe? If u wanna find me >:3

[gen15gg]

okay SO! these r a bunch of creloise fic ideas i came up w on the train ride home from uni bc am i not jus a girl who overthinks? w all the time in the world?? on a train???

so fair warning this is a LOT, but at least ik the old man sittin next to me was fairly entertained so u win some u lose some i suppose lmao 😭

- i def wanna see more 2000s or 90s AUs cuz duhhh i would love a little line ab them havin specific ringtones for each otha on their silly little flip phones (id cry if i saw this)

- OR OR OR clubbing scenes, meeting on the UNDERGROUND OMG!!!

(the trains that go under ldn for the americans idk if u lot kno what it is sorry, it’s like NYC subway??😭)

.. anyways cressida could always notice eloise reading something and tries to talk to her by either reading the same book or one journey jus offering the book “emma” (LIKE IN THE SHOW GUYS?!?) as a good read before she gets off on her stop OMDS and/or eloise always noticing cressida’s fashionable-ness for a fùckin 9-5 (yes cressida would be giving office siren absolutely) and maybe if the tables are turned, cressida is reading and eloise notices this and suddenly sparks up conversation bc she simply cannot shut her mouth (and replaying all the times she’s seen cressida in new outfits like the montage scene of anne hathaway in the devil wears prada LMFAO) n every tube journey they encounter each otha on, they go back n forth on their opinions on which eva book they’re reading atm OMGGGG n maybe on valentines one of them gives the otha a rose or a book before they get off SOMEONE RESTRAIN ME MY BRAIN IS WORKING OVERTIME 😭

- would also love to see more modern AUs in general like yes i loooove seein this pairing in different time periods, adapting to the ideas and limitations of that era MWAH to everyone who has been writing these i love you - let me kiss u on yo fùckin cranium MWAH !

- imagine a 1920s jazz girls creloise like idk who would be a jazz singer (maybe cressida??), havin them be in ‘flapper girl’ attire.. IDK id jus love to imagine them in that environment perhaps smoking from those thingies that held the cig itself

- not to stress this too much (i am) but i wanna see them as a 90s or def a 2000s famous pairing!! like both are singers!! i mean cmon cressida would hav an unbelievable stage presence w her amazing outfits we’ve seen in the show itself and eloise would be more punk-ish i suppose!!

or eloise remains a singer and cressida is a model?! but in both situations it’s like they despiseeee each otha or at least eloise does of cressida bc of her overall appearance and the message her looks send (i.e. similar to bridgerton era blah blah expectations etc)

but then they hav to date as a publicity stunt to push down rumours that they hate each otha or maybeeeee penelope is a news outlet they’re trying to get the jump on by going ‘noooo we don’t hate each otha we’re actually dating!’ (they do hate each otha but they fall in love obvs)

or penelope is one of their publicists and has set this up??.. or they’re forced to write a song together IDK this can go any which way but i was inspired by the song “maybe” by emma bunton as a song cressida would DEFINITELY sing OR “let me see” by Morcheeba

man idk Cressida jus gives me the vibe that in this AU she could be equivalent to kylie minogue or a brit pop icon of sorts regardless or Kate Moss if u went w the cressida as a model version AND MAYBE ELOISE AS A PHOTOGRAPHER??? IDK!!!!

- also NEED NEED. NEEEEED. a MR n MRS SMITH AU OF THEM!!!! like omdssss

(im referencing the original film w angelina jolie but go wild if one were to write this, which most like won’t happen but oh well 😭)

but omds the tension that would be between them both !!!! like eloise fits the playful goofy but intelligent character of mr smith, whilst i can most definitely see cressida in the role of mrs smith! trying her utmost best to keep things calculated and goin according to plan but (as u kno if you’ve watched the film) eloise will ruin this calculated streak she’s got 😭 OMDSSSS i can jus imagine their banter as they fight

- uhhh fuck me a surfer AU??? why not atp i’d love to see it where either teaches the otha to surf?? or it’s one where eloise is the one travelling around instead of colin (lmao #white girl goin on holiday to find herself) or w him as this would be a modern AU n she meets cressida somewhere in the mediterranean (bc cressida was sent away by her father) n yk sparks and whatnot ensue 🤭

or omds a rendition of that mermaid movie ‘aquamarine’ ??

- YES OMG A MERMAID AU GODDAMN WAITTTTT ELOISE ESCAPING PATRIARCHAL EXPECTATIONS BY PRETENTDING TO BE A PIRATE AND FALLING IN LOVE W MERMAID CRESSIDA OR THEYRE BOTH PIRATES??? LIKE ANNE BONNY AND MARY READ!!!

- jus had the biggest brain moment on this train ride me thinks… flowershop AU..

specifically an ‘imagine me & you’ AU. cressida had married some man ?? could be Debling to get her parents off her back but then falls in love at first sight of eloise the florist as she walks down the aisle to get married

omg i’m literally jus askin for creloise as ‘imagine me & you’ bc why not i think it’s adorable 😭

ANYWAYS!!! that’s ova but if anyone has any more ideas i’d love to hear them bc i hav serious brain rot from this pairing who will prolly not get togetha </3

[oncamelliastreet]

honestly my entire dash being full of ppl complaining about being "made" watch the game is kinda driving me mad. no one made u do anything. I have no interest in football so yk what I'm doing? not watching football!!! 😁 I promise u the trailer will be posted somewhere else just for the love of everything I need ppl to quit bitching about something they chose to do so my dash will return to normal

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!

like ik it’s not exactly the same, but can you imagine if a bunch of football fans who absolutely hate supernatural shows just started watching stranger things and flooding the internet with how much they hate the fucking show? it would be infuriating for the football fans that like supernatural shows too, as well as fans of supernatural shows in general. why? because everyone knows not to consume media you’re fully aware you don’t enjoy. like, yall are fully capable of turning the tv off, you’re old enough to know not to watch things you have no interest in, and stop complaining about capitalism when literally nobody is forcing you to watch this. nobody.

also, all the people posting about “where are my gay people at i hate this” and saying shit like “i’m sorry i don’t like it, im too gay to like this” is seriously pissing me off. what the fuck am i, then? am i less queer than you because i enjoy a sport? you’re not “too gay” for it, you just don’t enjoy american football, and that’s fine!! personally, i enjoy it a lot, but i haven’t always loved it and i don’t judge people for liking it. that doesn’t invalidate my sexuality, and rn a lot of bylers are lowkey implying that it does and reenforcing stereotypes that queers can only like “girly things” or whatever, and it’s annoying. your identity and the sports you like don’t have to have a correlation, stop it

and, respectfully, i don’t really think we’re gonna get a drop. like, i get wanting it, and i would be super happy if we got one—don’t get me wrong— but i just don’t think it would happen in a commercial break for a sport that—if we’re being frank here—is not watched by the target audience of the show. there’s plenty of overlap, but not enough for it to make sense, and especially when you consider that this is a show loved internationally and a sport loved by a singular country.

i appreciate you, because i literally stopped opening the app because i’m so sick of seeing people choosing to watch something i enjoy and then hating on it with a burning passion for absolutely no reason

[lv3buzzz]

SONG RECS FOR @noctilucaa

w moods

this is honestly no pressure to listen to them all 😭

i just yap w song titles lmaooo

also all my x ray spex recs are valid cus i am the no 1 x ray spex listener on airbuds (i love them)

sobbing my eyes out oh god

~ paper bag - fiona apple

~ waiting room ~ phoebe bridgers

~ your best american girl ~ mitski

~ asleep - the smiths

~ tears over beers - modern baseball

~ brother - gerard way

~ young and doomed - frank iero

~ guilt tripping - frank iero

~ you are my sunshine - frank iero

~ disasterology - ptv

i miss who i used to be

~ sullen girl - fiona apple

~ are you satisfied - MARINA

~ everyone - mitski

~ i know the end - phoebe bridgers

~ all i want is nothing - frank iero

yeah its cool ill be okay

~ joyriding - frank iero

~ all that ive got - the used

~ dear percocet, i dont think we should see eachother anymore- frank iero

fuck this

~ no fun club - frank iero

~ i cant do anything - x ray spex

~ yall want a single - korn

~ break stuff - limp bizkit

~ brackish - kittie

~ garbage man - hole

~ im a mess - frank iero

~ jesus of suburbia - green day (yes the full nine minutes. deal w it 😛)

~ child psychology - black box recorder

fuck you

~ get gone - fiona apple

~ good god - korn

~ father - front bottoms

~ down with the sickness - disturbed

~ good sister - bad sister - hole

~ family jewels - MARINA

~ fantastic bastards - death spells

~ veins! veins!! veins!!! - frank iero

punk/ angry w politics

ik the sex pistols are heavily mainstream so might not be ‘punk’ but they pioneered the scene in the 70s and are style icons

theres more but itll be too much 😛

~ plasic bag - x ray spex

~ carnival - bikini kill

~ rebel girl - bikini kill

~ god save the queen - sex pistols

~ anarchy in the uk - sex pistols

~ holidays in the sun - sex pistols

~ pretty vacant- sex pistols

~ identity - x ray spex

~ nervouse breakdown- black flag

~ ‘merican - descendents

~ blood stains - original version - agent orange

life can be good sometimes

~ when the sun hits - slowdive

~ 1979 - smashing pumpkins

~ malibu - hole

~ half a person - the smiths (dont listen to the lyrics theyre sad but its upbeat and you can dance to it and be whimsical)

~ heaven tonight - hole

~ inbetween days - the cure (i fucking love this song

~ today - the smashing pumpkins

~ lovesong - the cure

~ so real - jeff buckley

yearning/pining?!

~ why cant i be you? - the cure

~ forget her - jeff buckley

~ michelle - sir chloe

~ 8th grade - pencey prep (heavily recommend that whole album)

~ i want the one i cant have - the smiths

~ looking out for you - joy again (pulling out the 2021 songs 🙏)

~ mad as rabbits - p!atd

~ beach bones - more amor, ryan ross (<33 RYAN RODSOKDDODIFUCU)

~ at the library - green day

[honeyhetalia]

FIRST OFF IM GONNA WRITE ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WHW BARELY GETS RECOGNITION: 2p China

Full name: Zao Wang

*smol but tall

* 5'10

* looks about 25

* Nice long hair 

* Wears it half up half down 

* Or in a bun 

* Kinda lowkey shredded

* Abs

* very attractive

* skin is usually pale in the winter and somehow always has a tan by the time summer rolls around

* for some reason I believe Zao adopts the American culture really well

* i see him thriving in San Francisco or Los Angeles

* like he’s a west coaster

* sun, beach, babes, that’s all he needs

*he loves Chinese food but he also loves trying food from other cultures

* major foodie

* also I imagine him being a gym freak but only because he uses the gym to get with girls

* he looooovesssss attention

* lowkey a whore

* Memes

* Breathes m e m e s

* his personality is insufferable

* like he can be so annoying

* On twitter 25/8

* Hyena laughs 

* Nice ass smile tho

* "Psst everyone turn your air drop on."

* Airdrops literally the dumbest things 

* Almost never wears hoodies 

* "It's suffocating."

* loves basketball and hip hop culture for some reason

* Plays basketball really well

* you can catch him playing pick up games in Venice Beach with Allen

* Point guard

* Zao is Yao's younger brother 

* Loves pissing Yao off

* He lives to do so 

* that one guy who swears he knew the song before everyone else

* "I knew that song before it was cool." 

* Rich kid

* Yao's his older brother so of course that's his money plug

* Drives a nice ass car even though he doesn’t deserve it

* Spends his money on drugs and name brand stuff

*C R A D L E R O C K E R

* this man loves younger women (Ik it’s weird…)

* Best friends with Allen and Lutz 

* They all do illegal shit together 

* they Live with each other which is complete and utter chaos

* Attends meetings but goofs tf off 

* Doesn't take notes 

* Gets all his work done the day before or the day it's due

* loves action movies

* rlly big Marvel movie fan

* he’s seen every single one

* I believe he’s a simp but only for the right girl

* this man takes substance abuse to the next level

*that’s all I’ll say abt that

* he’s rlly nice tho

* pls be his friend

* loves video games

///andddd that’s all I got for now. Feel free to chime in and tell me what you think or who you want to see next. I love Zao sm he’s my lil babey. But yeah see ya!!!///

[silenthillmutual]

☕️ How do you feel about horror films in the 2010's? What were some of the best and worst to come out of that decade in your opinion?

oh hmmmmm let's look at what i've seen that came out in the 2010s

great, really loved - tucker & dale vs evil (horror comedy that will always be famous. to me.); get out (i like us and nope as well but get out to me is like the tightest writing of the three. and then nope and then us.); it ch1 (i have a fond memory of seeing this on my birthday so i have a bias for it :]); annihilation (i love sci-fi horror films so fucking much. ik there's big differences between the book and the film but i cannot wait to read the book anyway!); mandy (i have got to get high and watch this. epic film)

good, decent film - black swan (i do not get what the discourse is around this movie. no it's not the most mind-blowing film experience but idk ppl act like there's nothing worth redeeming in it.); the cabin in the woods (this is a p good movie, do not get me wrong, but it would've been better without the joss whedon stink on it); paranorman (will probably get bumped up a notch once i've rewatched it tbh); what we do in the shadows (mockumentaries i love u); crimson peak (can i just take a sec to say media literacy is ass on this site bc of that one post about crimson peak.); green room (wanna rewatch this one bc its premise is right up my alley); the boy (benefits from Better Than I Was Expecting); happy death day (groundhog day plots are really hit or miss for me but i did like this one. i support women's wrongs.); a quiet place (i need to see the sequels bc i hear day one is good but this was def a unique premise and i liked how the end product turned out); color out of space (goes on a touch too long imo but i'd love to watch it again); us (i still enjoy us just not as much as get out or nope. there's some clunkiness in us.)

a little mediocre but i'll put it on - my soul to take (no real notes on this one other than not being big happy w its ending); grave encounters (probs a little higher up on the meter bc i do enjoy saying 'im lance preston and this is grave encounters' at random); american mary (also on the higher up side bc i'd like it to have been. idk. gorier? also the ending felt kinda anticlimactic.); the babadook (film got spoiled for me long before i sat down to watch it. my partner despises it. i just wanna know why no one has pointed out that the kid is obviously autistic and him being presented as a burden is kinda fucked up); hereditary (i think this is a decent melodrama, and ari aster is not untalented, but oh my gooooood people piss me off about this movie lmao and the mom sounds exactly like my mother.); mom and dad (the parts w the parents i think are much stronger than the parts w the kids but interesting concept for a short story.); it ch2 (i think it doesn't quite match up to pt 1 but it's not bad. i might rewatch it and see how i feel.), ready or not (i'd love to rewatch this one and have my mind changed on it)

i don't remember this one love and light - the woman in black (i'll give this a rewatch later); the purge (i only have the vaguest memories of what happens in this one bc i watched it at 2 am w some classmates while studying abroad); it follows (i see both a lot of love and a lot of hate for this movie so i kinda wanna rewatch before i settle on an opinion)

boring - fright night (i watched this in high school bc i really liked david tennant but i tried rewatching it as an adult and i couldn't get hooked); the conjuring (i'm so sorry to everyone who loves these films but i could NOT get into this.); the witch (sorry.)

i dont recommend tbh - saw 3d (not one on my rewatch list in the series but it's also not the worst film in the set on account of it not being jigsaw or spiral); in fear (i watched this while studying abroad in scotland and i got very let down at just how little was going on in this film.); tusk (parts of this movie i was struggling not to laugh at. didn't feel bad for the main character in the least. not nearly as disturbing as everyone kept making it out ot be imo.); the love witch (i thought 'oh this has to be a critique of rad feminism it's too campy to be taken seriously' but alas i was wrong); midsommar (i am keeping my mouth shut on my real opinion of this movie.)

abysmal. sorry. - dark shadows (i will admit there are burton films that i still find joy in but this is definitely not one of them. really weird movie from what i remember); silent hill: revelation 3d (idk how they fucked up worse than christoph gans but they did!); jigsaw (how the fuck do you make a saw movie that's BORING. booo logan we hate ur pussy!)

woah sorry i just looked a t a list sorry this is like a massive wall of text.

[icanseethefuture333]

didnt watch katseye bc ik theyd centre some drama around it, pit the members against one another predujice etc etc. the members that were surprised that a member got a position for being attractive obvi didnt get the point of kpop groups like a whole role of kpop idol is to be attractive. if they wanted to be talented they should just debut in the west tbh, and if im being really honest when has kpop shown real interest in anything outside of kpop? other cultures are boring to the kpop system yet kpop itself is largely based of western pop anyway.

i do think the groups outside survival shows tend to be more open minded to other cultures or they actually have interest in them and their backgrounds. if they in a survival show they basical dgaf and are in it for themselves / their solo success.

boysplanet tho has been so interesting.

EXACTLY!!! Also I don’t think some of the girls even liked kpop or were knowledgeable about it (like Daniela said she didn’t even gain interest in kpop until she auditioned). So I truly felt some of the girls just wanted a platform to either potentially go solo, be in a group, or just wanted those privileges to become successful themselves but some of the things they did was just very laughable (leaking a song when you signed an NDA, being mad for being judged based on appearance, not being able to sing, etc).

I do think some things were unfair and a waste of time for some of the girls and how the company treated them (Lexie especially having to get hip surgery). It never made sense to me why Naisha was even accepted there because she auditioned as a rapper and a dancer yet they wanted her to sing when she couldn’t lol. Also Nayoung being ranked #1 and popular with Americans despite being Korean is so embarrassing (loved her performance but I felt part of that was because of kpop fans fetishizing Asians and wanting to keep kpop “Korean” when there are idols who aren’t even Korean themselves)

I think that’s just what kpop industries want you to think because kpop heavilyyyy sound bites western music. Anytime there’s a dance trending you see it in kpop choreography or a popular artist all of a sudden there’s mini versions of them. That’s just the industry in general tbh everyone wants to copy and paste. I think girl groups that naturally come together are much better because every group that’s formed because of a tv show falls apart (not twice tho, twice is safe lol)

I have not watched boysplanet is that the supposed global boy group SM is debuting? Is it any good? 👀

[pumpkinsy0]

I remember u making a post a lil while back abt ur new ethnicity hcs,, so like were u gonna drop that orrr🫣

ok anon (and the other anon who asked for this idk maybe ur the same anon),,, these r for U🫵🏽

like i said not alot rlly changed, i apologize</333 BUT there r new additions!!!

the curtis bros- thee whitest americans ever i think, 3/4th irish 🇮🇪and 1/4th hungarian🇭🇺, however they see themselves as more american than anything so they dont rlly claim it too much (like i said also ethnically ashkenazi jewish)(this is a prefect time to say i have had thoughts about them being black before, but them being white is just so,,,yea)

the shepards- AFRO HAITIANS WOOOO YEA SELF PROJECTIONSSSSS AW YEA BABY WOOO🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹, they literally moved FROM haiti so they r def connected w their culture!!!!can soeak the language

two bit- 3/4th cambodian🇰🇭, 1/4th irish🇮🇪, kinda??? connected to culture but not rlly

johnny- mestizo mexican 🇲🇽and bengali🇧🇩, can speak spanish, can speak some bengali, pretty connected to both cultures

sylvia: afro haitian🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹 heyyyyy bff, not rlly connected w culture, learning kreyòl

steve- afro nigerian 🇳🇬(bc nigerians r funny as hell when theyre upset and ik his arguements w pony funny as hell) (from the igbo tribe), not connected to culture</333

dallas- (i flip flop between him being black and white lmao) russian🇷🇺 , thinks hes not connected to culture but he is☝🏽☝🏽, wether or not he can speak the language i flip flop between

cherry-wasain, french (ewwwww)🇫🇷 and vietnamese🇻🇳, like i said shes white passing and not very outwardly connected w the cultures, knows french more than viet but shes trying her best kinda

marcia-blasian (yes im so funny for this), i dont see her as haitian no more lmao, but she is african american❤️🔱🖤 and thais🇹🇭, only connected to thai culture however

evie-african american❤️🔱🖤connected w culture enough id say

sandy-indigenous (cherokee), not rlly connected w culture, dont know the language either

bryon- white, spanish 🇪🇸 , not connected, barely knows spanish

mark-white, polish🇵🇱 and czechian🇨🇿, not connected w culture in the slightest, considers himself more american

m&m and cathy-indigenous (osage nation), somewhat connected, their family tries!!

bob- white, british🇬🇧(ewwwwww)

randy- white, portugese🇵🇹

buck- afro trinidadian🇹🇹, connected w culture, he was born n semi raised there

and i think thats just about everyone???? guys, what r UR ethnicity hcs🤔🤔

[arttrampbelle]

Gonna post MY OFFICIAL SHANG TSUNG BIO. because nrs is wrong and i said so. So suck it boon,suck it fans,this is how shang tsung is supposed to be. Die mad. 💅🏻💋☕💖

Anywho enough of venting. Here's his bio.

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Name: Shang Tsung

Full name: Tsung Shang (i hc his last name is tsung because it sounds better and most of mk names are both given and surnames. I looked this shit up and listen,this game was made by two American nerdy guys. What are you really expecting? A masterpiece? No)

Age: physically: in his 40s. (If we go by cary hiroyuki tagawa's performance in the 95 movie. He was around 40 when he starred in that film. Ik,he dont look it but it's true. And it makes way more sense than how some people and canon depicts his youthful rejuvenated form.) Technically he is over 500yrs (and i collectively ignore any new retcons or canon saying otherwise). He is mortal in technicality. But he is immortal by proxy. Due to his curse of to wither and age less he takes the souls and vitality of others. (Like an energy vampire in a weird way. Guy is basically Chinese Dracula)

Gender/prns: amab, he/they. (He is masc but people are so damn xenophobic and amercian centric on what masc is. But ya know we aint here for that politics. I hc he uses they or gn prns on occasion. If it calls for it. But most of the time is masc coded prns because he's 1. Lazy. 2. It's just a force of habit. And 3. It feels more comfortable for him. Otherwise he's gonna use gn. As he defults everyone to. Because thats how he works,as for himself. Well he just doesn't really give a damn much. He is who he is. Period)

Height: 5'11" (tho in his old man form. I hc he shrinks a bit to a 5'6"/5'7" lol)

Weight: approx maybe 175? I dunno im not good with measurements. So plz dont hate :')

Hair: black,long,and up to his lower back/buttocks. (In his old man form the same but white/silver. Still thick and luxurious. Despite being an old man he takes good care of himself. I can't ever see shang ever living in squander or despair. Even when shit is rough for him. He ooozes confidence even when he struggles. He's mastered self mastery. (God i wish that were me) )

Eye color: dark brown. (Goldens,glosses and turns to a pale gold as his curse affects his aging.)

Origins: Earthrealm (EARTHREALM. NOT OUTWORLD YOU DUMBA$$ES. fucking nrs othering shang tsung and getting rid of what made his betrayal interesting. Fucking morons buy into it too. But whatever.)

Resident realm: earthrealm,on his island. (Which i have hcs about but that is for a separate post because it would be too long to add here.)

Species: Human

Alignment: Neutral. Maybe a bit chaotic. The yin axis. (All in all he's for bis own morality. Never anyone else's)

Weapons: chinese saber or straight sword.

Abilities/powers/etc: Soul magic,fire magic,the dark arts. (He's a mofo sorcerer bih! I have hcs more about soul magic and how his damn magic works. Because people dont really care to write this)

Allies: anyone who he deems trustworthy enough.

Nemesis: any who dares cross him. Liu kang. (He fucking hates liu kang. No it's not secretly likes him. NO HE FUCKING HATES THIS GUYS GUTS AND WANTS HIM DEAD FOR THE SHEET FUCKING PLEASURE OF IT! SHANG,HE'S A PETTY LIL SHIT. OK?!)

Current whereabouts: on his island. Doing who knows what. Mostly tending Mortal kombat tournaments. And any who wishes to learn under him. As he is a master after all.

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Dominion: (used for god characters only. Titans dont exist and i completely erase them from narrative. So dont even fucking add this. Dont even try. It's either gods ocs,immortal ocs(i.e. like bo-rai cho) or mortals (like kung lao,etc). Pick one)

[ballplayersxo]

https://www.tumblr.com/ballplayersxo/732566555741831168/anybody-got-tea-on-the-current-spurs-they-used-to?source=share

i came across this ask which ill give my first shot at answering in my own way cause im a spurs fan! and girl all i can say is i wish there was more tea to report on 😭😭 not to say that theres zero drama going down in san antonio.. ive always asked myself: theres so much nba tea floating around but so little on my guys?? but now i understand that drama doesnt happen as regularly bc gregg popovich has more control over these niggas off the court than you would expect. in other teams its not really a common thing for coaches to hold players accountable for non basketball related things but id compare pop/the organization to a teacher/school because in a way they operate as figures of authority (similar to college-style basketball). its tougher to find spurs drama since he keeps the younger guys on a tighter leash after learning the hard way from tim duncans messy ass divorce/tony parkers cheating scandal but i assure you tea is there even tho its harder to find. i do agree with anon that sochan and vassell look like hoes but idk if we'll ever get to know that (unproven rn) side of them aside from speculation by who they follow on insta. including jeremy whos the most active on socials, all of them trained to move in silence + being a small market + tight pr means less reports but yes there is some tea and hottakes id like to spill although its not much

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speaking of primo hes an ex spur but josh primo signed a new contract after joining the clippers and proposed to his (white) gf (story in attachment above). congrats her ig he has the face of a child whos balls havent dropped yet AND is a sex offender 🤷🏾‍♀️

context for everyone who doesnt know: primo was waived (even after he signed a contract extension apparently) because he flashed his ugly d*ck to a team staff member and then claimed he did it bc he had mental health issues. after primos babyface was sued by his psychologist (the woman he flashed) he was waived without so goodbye to his creepy ass. (on a personal note i really hate how "mental health" is used as some excuse for these sorts of things. like this nigga seriously thinks theres any valid excuse for flashing his tiny pp at women?? especially the woman whos job was helping out his "mental health" shit in the first place?? foh). it had way less info than an event like the kpj case but i think the lack of it is a testament to the spurs pr so there could be other stuff in the bg we as the public simply dont know abt

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on a more positive note ik julian champangie has a gf. shes makes frequent cameos on his insta and vice versa and have been together since high school. also i dont have the link but i clearly remember another anon in an old post here claimed that sochan is bi and follows trans women but ill put that to sleep since its false. being bi isnt 100% out of the question obviously (literally anybody can be bi without us knowing. looking at you dwight.) but theres no real evidence besides: omg look he dyes his hair and has an aesthetic he must be bi!!! i think people see a nigga who has an eccentric sense of style and instantly wanna jump to label him but nawww ive seen his following on insta 😂😂 anon was confusing "trans women" for TONS of polish/british/american (all white) insta thots. hes a cutie but it wouldnt be farfetched to assume hes not into black women. yall he aint bisexual hes biracial 😂😂

https://x.com/RTNBA/status/1691153501299134464?s=20

unrelated: sochan rookie hazing wembanyama during the offseason was kinda funny tho

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https://youtu.be/1VZykbSv7nk?feature=shared

dejounte and jaina are always on and off afaik lmfao girl secured some big bags. anyways dj talking about his experience with the spurs was insightful for me. i wasnt aware before there was alot of clash between ghetto behavior and how the organization wanted him to behave but frankly im not surprised by it

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not really gossip related but stories of irl players ive encountered:

(retired spur) i met david robinson at church when i was really young. i remember being scared of him at first cause he was so tall lol but i remember him sitting down to shake my hand and my parents taking a picture of us. its kinda embarrassing since it has the vibes of a baby crying on santas lap but funny nonetheless 😂😂

got an autograph from demar a few years back. it was quick and we didnt talk much since he had to leave after but he was cool when i asked

the only current spur ive met is devin vassell in a random encounter at the gas station (this was last yr). i recognized him but wasnt sure how he was gonna react to being approached for an autograph/photo but he was really sweet w it. i asked him where he was headed to & he said the gym but joked after that, a nap at home with his dogs lol. the names of his two dogs, iirc he told me: donovan and ace. very warm, he has a pleasant voice and smile too, if hes a longtime spur he should join our broadcast team once he retires lmao

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thank you for coming to my sas analysis despite my team lowkey tanking right now. have a great day owner, ill go back to lurking now, god bless you.

lmao anon thank you for this, i appreciate when you guys send long asks about things you care about!! but the josh primo case was definitely something that never made much sense to me. like why would he do that? i just can’t comprehend the thought process. it was a thing here in canada and a bunch of people were talking about it cause i know people who used to play with him. it’s getting weird. idk where to start with dejounte and jania but they’re both very annoying and belong with each other tbh. & gay/bi allegations are everywhere it’s crazy. lmao this was interesting overall though

[thecolorsfucked]

i cannot imagine what jewish ppl are goin thru rn like to see the oppression that has haunted u ur ancestors ppl u love ppl u tangentially kno be reduced to what the american politicians and media are painting it as theyre silent when synagogues are threatened and assaulted im from wisconsin ik they dont give a fuck about american jews and now everyone is talking about u and ur oppression but only to support genocide like

man id be feral

id eat ppl

anyway sry this country is garbage to everyone who isnt a WASP

[cartmanswrld999]

pinned thing

fandoms i write for (+ characters)

the owl house (luz, amity, boscha, eda, willow, gus, hunter, golden guard, viney, skara, boscha, mattholomule, king, hooty (platonic only for those two), steve, alador, the collector, eberwolf (also platonic only), adrian, edric, emira, kikimora, vee, masha, and lilith)

south park (damn near everyone but ike firkle and karen)

amphibia (anne, marcy, sasha, sprig, ivy, darcy (i guess), barrel, leif, andrias, olivia, yunan, dr jan, grime) 

big city greens (everyone but gramma has to be platonic)

gravity falls (everyone but grunkle stan)

hellaverse (everyone)

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