#MOTHER F U C K
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love that mega verse just narrated how i was watching the video
jaw dropped speechless wordless
#mei.txt#i’m losing my mind rn#they’ve literally never missed#and everytime there’s another comeback im somehow blown away AGAIN??????#MOTHER F U C K#stray kids#skz
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#mother. f u c k e r.#the rings of power#rings of power#trop#rop#the rings of power spoilers#rings of power spoilers#trop spoilers#rop spoilers#the rings of power season two#the rings of power season 2#the rings of power s2#rings of power season 2#rings of power s2#rings of power season two#trop season two#trop season 2#trop s2#rop season two#rop s2#rop season 2#mirdania#sauron#trop sauron#rop sauron
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Not enough characters get caught in the elements nowadays. Stories really went downhill with the invention of 911 and central heating
#let them have HYPOTHERMIA!#give them dehydration!#make them f u c k e d#because mother nature Does Not Care about you#and I feel like modern characters have gotten too complacent#this is a threat#jason todd i'm coming for your ass#text post
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Some People : Ohhh Daenerys will be S O mad when she finally meets Jaime she will want to burn him alive for treason
What Daenerys will actually do : stare at Jaime for a long while in sheer amazement and then just say "tell me about T H E M".
#I want to know#I never knew my father#I want to know everything about him#The good and... the rest#and her mother#and her b r o t h e r#we shall talk when I return#i almost mistook you for aegon the conqueror#F U C K I NEED THIS FUCKING BOOK NOW#aghjhhh#jaime will finally get his chance of TALKING#and he has THINGS to say#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#daenerys targaryen#jaime lannister#yes i am AWARE that i'm oversimplifying their first meeting and OF COURSE this is meant to get ugly at some point#but it is SO obvious to me that she will not hate the man and she will seek to understand and first of all LEARN from him#aspa rambles
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Is the world ready for my Sanemi conspiracy theory? Should I include it in Love Me Mercilessly? Is it time for me to speak my truth?
#sanemi also killed their father FUCK WITH ME#1. he could be capable despite the size difference because his father was often impaired (drunk)#2. given the extent of the abuse he had ample cause#3. given their social stature it’s unlikely any police or other authority would help them#and they likely did not have means to travel elsewhere so#he could have felt he had no other choice#4. this makes him having to also kill their mother so much worse#5. this lends credence to the ‘distancing himself from genya because he believes he’s a fucked up evil person’ thing I’m doing#6. makes me sad. hits so sweet and right#7. he deserves patricide. as a treat :3#kny#postcards from stupid town#oh also 8. ‘went and got himself stabbed’ hm. got HIMSELF stabbed???? interesting#9. the discussions of his death in canon thus far have been from Genya’s POV which could simply mean he wasn’t aware#and because I can’t shut the hell up 10. CAN YOU IMAGINE. IF GENYA DIDNT KNOW#HE CALLS HIM A MURDERER ABOUT THEIR MOTHER#AND SANEMI CANT GET OVER IT BC EVEN THOUGH HE HAD NO CHOICE W THEIR MOTHER#AND GENYA FORGIVES HIM FOR THAT#SANEMI KNOWS HES ROTTEN TO THE CORE INSIDE BC HE /IS/ A MURDERER#SANEMI KILLED THEIR FATHER F U C K WITH M E !!!!!
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Thinking about how I've made almost all of my Then He Got Rough characters greyromantic!! Yay.
#the ones who are 'romantic' are edward. rodney. rodney's ex wife carla. and edwards father richard.#maggie and arthur have zero romantic feelings but they love deeper then any of the other characters#hallie w a n t s to be in love- hence why she's so willing to fall for edwards bs. but she just doesnt have that#emily (edwards mother and rich's wife) cares very little for a n y o n e except for edward (including her daughters)#winnie is just... a t r u e hedonist. she does not give a single f u c k for romance.#she does have a very tight queer platonic thing going on with- (redacted) though.#and tom is cold hearted. closest he gets to warmth is richard (best friend) but even then...#/:#Then He Got Rough
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don’t mind me i’m just gonna yell about axel greylark in the tags
#sw#the high republic#cataclysm#cataclysm spoilers#the high republic spoilers#AXEL GREYLARK#AXEL F U C K I N G GREYLARK#BITCH I HOPE YOU GET WHATS COMING TO YOU#no i have not finished cataclysm but MF I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU#I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU SO FUCKIN HARD AND EVERY CHANCE YOUVE GOTTEN SO FAR YOU MAKE THE WRONG EFFIN CHOICE CMON MAN#GELLA LITERALLY TOLD YOU EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU#WHY DON’T YOU LISTEN!!!!#IDEC THAT YOU HAVE MOMMY ISSUES#THAT BITCH ASS MOTHER DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT#i swear if that mf doesn’t get a redemption arc i’ll be so upset#the death count is 1 so far and i’m scaredddddd#i don’t like that they keep alluding to gella dying like please for the love of GOD not gella#i can’t do it#not after kevmo
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if my legs don’t stop
*deep inhale*
FUCKING MOVING
i am genuinely going to punch a hole in the wall I AM SO FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE
#AAAAYHERCEGRVRHFHFBCBDHSHDHSHHDHDBFJSBFHFHDHDH#RLS I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU YOU NASTRY ASS PIECE KF SHIT WANNABE BITCH MOTHER F U C K#ahem. anyways
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At what age did Lizzy find out Katehrine Pierce was her mother? How did that affect her view of herself and the world around her? How did that view change again later when she found out she'd been spoon fed lies about her mother her whole life?
My human flaw is that I fucking don't trust my own memory of events I literally paced out step by fucking step.
I think Lizzy had turned seventeen that January, and Klaus found the paperwork with her in M a r c h. She and Jeremy had not yet done The Fuck I remember checking that recently, apparently they knew everything about her and still went AHEAD.
I could be wrong but I'm holding onto that one, that's what feels r i g h t to me.
By the time Lizzy saw the names on the document, this girl was DEEP in this story about how Katherine was such an evil force, and Damon was this toxic hateful being that shouldn't be allowed near women and children: She literally grew up with Klaus Mikaelson and was still more concerned by these stories of Katherine and Damon because they highlighted these terrifying truths about everything they'd done w r o n g.
Two people who can do nothing BUT wrong and create horrors and mistakes: and their child stood in the middle.
Lizzy didn't come out of her room for three days. It's like hating her body but w o r s e. Her body, her thoughts, her voice, the air she breathes- she wanted to get out of her skin and she was trapped in a body created by the t w o people MOST rejected in her entire tiny w o r l d.
It doesn't matter how much you tell her she's not responsible for the sins of her parents. You associate Damon's eyes with violence, and Katherine's hair with manipulation, you're suffocating their child.
There is nothing worse than criticizing their parent in front of them. It is the e n d of the world, they can't handle that until they're older. You h a v e to be gentle.
It's still not entirely gone, you know.
She can lay in bed all day and feel sick to her head remembering how hard Stefan can fall out with people. How much Elena can stand on her self righteous soapbox and renounce people on the spot.
And how fast Jeremy can criticize someone without thinking about who he's saying it to.
And girls just l e t her go through that. Hardly anybody considered for a single second that maybe the ONLY person who could benefit from hearing some of the good about her own mother and how she was once capable of bring people happiness, was Elizabeth herself. Damon might have been the ONLY ONE to tell Lizzy it would be w o r t h getting Katherine out of that tomb for her l o v e because she would make the world o k a y again.
Elijah probably didn't want to get a little girl's hopes up in case her mama had to run again.
Less selfish. More compassionate! Like Stefan.
After a few months of torment and self judgement, confusion loathing- Katherine dropped in to really do what was at the time an urgent rescue operation to save a girl from a clock tower swan dive. We don't like to admit it here, but Lizzy has touched on that thought more than t w i c e.
Camille really should check in.
I guess subconsciously, Lizzy knew the views of her mother would be biased to the people who felt wronged by her? And in essence she could understand that it came from the intention to protect her from heartache or disappointment. Stefan, she gets what you were trying to do. And you weren't taught how to do it. You were doing what you thought was right in the moment, with her best interests at heart.
Or maybe you couldn't stand the thought of Katherine having this one nice thing because you had hold of her f i r s t.
But when Katherine sits you down and tells you she's clinging into survival and hating every step of it, you've lost all leverage in that emotional war.
Going against her mother will never be fair.
It will never make any sense.
This woman who loves her daughter more than words and murder could ever express, could never be as evil as all t h a t. Not when she tells you that she gave you up to protect you against every will in her not to.
These days it's hard? Everyone talks about Katherine the same way, as if Lizzy doesn't know the other side of the story now. The people she saw as holy have since fallen from grace Elena, and she's starting to slowly become accustomed to the idea that maybe evil in the eyes of the virtuous isn't so bad after all.
At least it keeps you a l i v e.
#lizzy will always forgive stefan these days for coming at katherine because WE ALL KNOW HE SECRETLY DOES LOVE HER#and I genuinely see that intent to protect lizzy coming first above all else#stefan could n e v e r be that malicious because its not fair on a little girl trying to navigate her existence#ELENA AND BONNIE HOWEVER#along with klaus and rebekah and damon and fuckennnnn JESUS WEPT the list goes on but#emily bently saying nobody should have to know such evil??#bitch where the fuck#A CHILD NEEDED HER MOTHER WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??#holy f u c k its been a difficult up and down journey
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well. that was one of the most disturbing nightmares ive had in awhile
#ended w my mother shooting me in the head#okay.#................#what the f u c k was that jesus fucking christ
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of course the water gets shut off while I’m mid shower trying to get ready to go somewhere. because why not. it just wouldn’t be a typical saturday morning in the life of eve if something like that didn’t happen.
#‘could be anywhere between a half hour and an hour and a half before its back on’ I AM SITTING IN THE BATHTUB WITH SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR#MOTHER F U C K E R#IT BETTER BE HALF HOUR OR LESS#this is not what I fucking needed on the ONE DAY OF THE WEEK I’m supposed to be relaxing and enjoying myself#eve's thoughts
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The disaster system says ACAB
#maybe some of us are biased#and are watching completely justified body cam footage#but we still say acab because of the potential to injustice#so ACAB!!!! A C A B MOTHER F U C K E R#-rick#knotstalk
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THEY KISSED—
hehehe they kissed 👨❤️💋👨
#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#the last hours#tlh#chain of thorns#chot#cot#chain of thorns spoilers#chot spoilers#cot spoilers#thomas lightwood#alastair carstairs#thomastair#art by op#fanart#my reaction upon seeing this was so normal agnes#sooooo normal#(read: very not normal)#i may have screamed out loud#and scared my mother#who came into my room all concerned and then left shaking her head kjashdkjhasdjkahd#but pls how can i not scream when this is literally SO PERFECT!?!#P L E A S E#not alastair's arm around thomas's neck#not thomas's around alastair's waist#not thomas's hand in alastair's hair#they love each other so much i'm withering away they're ending me akjdhasd#*tries to calm down*#*fails* f u c k#i just--honey this is beautiful and i'm shaking this is absolutely fucking EVERYTHING
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Could you write about how aemond would act if he found out that the person he's been sneaking around with got pregnant
Pleasant Surprises
Character: Aemond Targaryen (HOTD)
Reader type: g/n, AFAB
Warnings/notes: swear words, mentions of sex, hinted sex, pregnancy, aegon being an ass, your rhaenyras daughter u can choose adopted or not.
Taglist: @introverbatim, @neobanguniverse,
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The obnoxious sound of Aegon’s drunken cheering and stumbling disrupted the prince from his late night reading. Rolling his eye he went in search of his brother hoping to spare a maid or two from him.
Opening the door of his chambers he was met with a very disgruntled Alicent trying and failing to get Aegon to bed. Seeing the pleading look on his mother’s face he nods grabbing his brothers arm and helping drag him away.
“Its.. amazing… news… tru-ly won…derful” his brother snickers.
Confused, Aemond takes a look to his mother who seems disinterested rolling her eyes and shaking her head in response to her eldest sons mutterings.
“What is wonderful, dear brother?” He forces out, attempting niceties hoping it will help in his brother granting him an answer.
“Y/N, our dearest older sisters slut of a daughter,” Aegon snarks out, smirking when his mother inhales sharply and he feels a low rumble get stuck in his brother’s throat. “She’s pregnant, I heard her discussing it with the maesters. “
Aemond’s body freezes his mind going straight to the countless nights he had spent in your chambers, the night when it seemed the only comfort he could find was in you. And how a few weeks ago that meeting turned into something a little more intimate. Both of you needing a little more comfort, something more. He found himself flushing at the thought.
——————— T H A T N I G H T ———————
“I can practically hear you thinking” he muses, turning the page of the book in his hand.
He was not expecting the pillow that made contact with his face a moment later. A shocked chuckle escaping he grasped the pillow making an effort to move slow as he git closer and closer to where you sat on the bed. Enjoying the stifled giggles you let out in response.
He knew how easily he could spook you waiting for you to get used to his slow movements then in a swift motion he had pounced playfully hitting ur face with the pillow. Relaxing in the happy laughter you release.
“My prince! How unbecoming of you to attack a lady!” You remark at him he smirks and rolls his eyes as he pauses his assault for you both to catch your breaths.
Only now does he realise how close you are, his body pining yours down softly noses almost touching. A blush escapes on his face, matching yours that he had failed to realise.
“My lady…” he trails off feeling your hands undo his jacket, pushing it off of his shoulders. “Y/N, if you don’t stop-“ you don’t let him finish pulling him closer by his belt.
He lets out a deep groan, reaching down to unbuckle his pants and reaching to pull your night dress up and out of the way.
“Your sure?” He asks almost unsure that you really want to be with him in such way but you simply nod pulling him into a soft kiss as he lines himself up pushing into you softly.
———— E N D O F F L A S H B A C K ————
“Mother, arrange a meeting with my father the king and Princess Rhaenyra” he rushes out, dropping his brother without a care as he runs off to your chambers.
Entering without knocking freezing when he sees your mother and daemon talking to you. The former confused at his rude entry and the later with his hand on his sword ready to escort him out.
But he stands there frozen looking at you in a way he has never seen before, politely he nods his head at your mother and step father informing them there is a meeting with the king and queen consort. He steps to the side to let them leave.
The second he hears the door shut he moves yo you wrapping his arms around you and nosing at your head.
“Aemond!” You exclaim, “what are you doing?”
“Is it true? Are you with child, my child?” He asks his eye full of hope causing your gaze to soften as you nod softly. Smiling when he falls to his knees kissing your clothed stomach.
“Marry me.” Its more of a demand than a question, while you know he’d never make you do so you also know that you haven’t a choice in the matter really. Your heart swells at the idea of marrying the man you love. Your mind forgetting just how much your families dislike each other even if just for a moment.
Part 2? 👀
7/5/23 - part 2 coming soon!
#game of thrones#house of the dragon#game of thrones house of the dragon#hotd#got#aemond targaryen imagines#aemond the kinslayer#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#aemond imagines#aemond targaryen x reader#game of thrones x reader#game of thrones imagines#house of the dragon aemond#house of the dragon imagines#house of the dragon x reader#ewan mitchell#ewan mitchel x reader
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THAT'S MY WHITE BOY !!!
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syn ' a-z alphabet (nsfw) jeon jungkook pairing ' bf!jungkook x gn!reader
i am so unbelievably down bad for jk right now, so this is in honor of seven and my current weakness in the knees for him?!?!?!
a ⋆ aftercare - (how he is after sex)
BOY.... YOU KNOWWW he is taking care of you well
cleaning you up
cuddling you
just know that aftercare he gives is TOP tier
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT HE WILLLLL be treating you right ;)
b ⋆ body part - (his favorite body part)
you lips
your thighs
your ass
literally every part of your body he loves
c ⋆ cum - (anything to do with cum)
he comes on your stomach
or in you
if you don't want to fuck raw then he opts for the stomach
but he prefers coming in you
he likes seeing his seed spill out of you
d ⋆ dirty secret - (his dirty secret)
he loves when you beg
it's the virgo in him
he loves seeing you under his control
like seeing you so down bad for him
and just so submissive
he loves it
e ⋆ experience - (how experienced is he?)
girl
he knows what he's doing that's for sure
he doesn't have a lot of bodies
but he's been in committed relationships before
and the sex never fails to please
f ⋆ fav position - (sex position)
missionary for sure
loves being able to see your face
but sometimes he just wants to do doggy and shove your face into the pillow
g ⋆ goofy - (how he acts in the moment)
he's not goofy okay
but he isn't serious
he's very very
romantic
he's about making sure you're pleased
h ⋆ hair - (how groomed is he?)
he is very well groomed
but he isn't ... bald down there
there's hair there
but not a lot
it's trimmed
not completely gone though
i ⋆ intimacy - (how passionate is he?)
very passionate
like i said
he's a romantic
j ⋆ jack off - (how often he masturbates)
like once or twice a week if you're not there
but if you're there
then never
unless it's mutual
k ⋆ kink - (one or more)
lowkey sadistic???
he kind of enjoys hearing your sobs
or when you cry for him
but if you're genuinely hurt or sad
then he will be there for you
but if you're just in tears cus the sex is
THAT good
then he's super into it
l ⋆ location - (fav place to do it)
the bedroom
sometimes in the car
but mainly in the bedroom
or just anywhere in the house
m ⋆ motivation - (what keeps him going)
your moans
your cries
your sounds
the way you moan his name
it's like fucking music to his ears
n ⋆ no - (something he would NOT do)
would neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
do anything like somnophilia
he's just not into that
if he's going to fuck you
you're going to be awake
o ⋆ oral - (giving + receiving — is he good?)
he goes crazy
especially when he's giving
HE GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and when he's receiving
his basically fucks your throat
god
god
god
god
oh my god
p ⋆ pace - (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
rough yet sensual
he goes hard
but not fast
q ⋆ quickie - (his opinion on it + how often they happen)
all the time
on set
before award shows
when people say he has the "we just fucked look"
it's real
because you guys literally just fucked
r ⋆ risks - (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)
yes
he is willing to experiment for you
he will risk it all for you
but he sets boundaries
and he respects yours
anything you both are down to do will be done
s ⋆ stamina - (how long can he last?)
he lasts pretty long
but it's not round and round
it's like
longgggg foreplay
and longggg sex
he takes his time
he wants you to feel good
stimulated in every part >.>
t ⋆ toys - (does he use/own any?)
no not really
he's kind of into teasing you in public
it makes it easy to get you to finish shopping
u ⋆ unfair - (how much does he tease?)
A MOTHER FUCKIN LOT
that's all i have to say
he teases a lot ok?
v ⋆ volume - (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)
he moans loudly
he's very vocal about how he feels
not growls but groans fs
just always says your name
and is like
fuck
yes
baby
i love it
fuck
yeah... ANYWAYS NEXT???
w ⋆ wild card - (random headcanon for him)
he thinks about marriage and kids the second he looks at you
he's never been one to think that far into the future
but the second he realized he loved you aka the second he looked at you
he just fell immediately
it's like his whole future flashed before his eyes lol
x ⋆ x-ray - (what’s under his clothes?)
he's not long
he's not thick
he's average
like ngl it's not that big
but it gets bigger when he's hard
so it makes up for those lost inches
we all know he's built
the abs the muscles
he's works out
very nice bod
we all know this yes?
y ⋆ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
everyday he is down to do it
but he doesn't actually do it everyday
as long as you're open to it
then he is also open to it
it's above avg. but not high
z ⋆ zzz - (how quickly does he sleep after?)
not quickly
he has a hard time sleeping tbh
he falls asleep quick but he doesn't always feel the need to sleep
he sleeps once he knows you're comfortable
and he will be able to sleep once you wrap your arms around him
and tell him you love him
duh
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