#MORE HCS. I BEG.

[kazucee]

these were mostly thought of in the moment from random things i’ve noticed while replaying/playing thru the games so!! i’m nawt sure if you’re in some of these media pieces but i wanted to share em with you anyways ^^.

HSR

dan heng does things with his hands a lot. putting it on his hip, messing with his fingers. as someone who wears a wrist brace i stand behind the thought of him messing around with his, too. like oh wow this thing i need to help support a part of my body, it’s important, i NEED to mess with it in every way i can to distract myself from the environment around me.

he is also a DORK. that seal event solidified it completely for me idc 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️ there was also a lil text bubble above him about his jokes within the star rail world event, and i can HEAR the awkward silence from when he does crack one. the jokes are probably so stupid, he’s the type of person to smile at his own jokes.

sunday stays in trailblazers room/space because of lack of space, and he has seen  the most atrocious things. trailblazer trying to breathe underwater in their bath, trailblazer saying “oh kafka, we’re really in it now” whilst sobbing against her wanted poster, listening to robin’s music together only for them to try and reach robin’s high notes only for BAD voice cracks to happen. 

march has low blood sugar!! it’s also why she’s prone to each a lot of sweets at once to help raise it. she has a “secret” stash of juice boxes. 

march is himeko’s master taste tester when i comes to cooking and when she’s unavailable dan hang becomes the next unfortunate target (i think that’s been confirmed thru the home event??)

MARAUDERS/HP

james’ is mixed 🙂‍↕️ i hc his dad as romani & his mom as caucasian personally. i rly see snape as wasian (totally not projecting again 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽). i think i have said this before but i’m gonna add more to it; remus is a major uk mix (majorly welsh) and his accent skips around a LOT. there are a lot of different pronunciations in his sentences (can PERSONALLY attest to this).

lily used to straighten her hair a lot because it was a bit hard to control with the frizz which caused it to be wild. she later allowed it to just be natural because she got more comfortable with it.

sirius used to use horoscopes for relationships, but after it showed a bump with a friend (no specific) he stopped using them completely.

ron has genuinely thought that harry was into hermoine more than his own sister…..

OTHERS

sadako yamamura (rip queen) is a troll. she laughs at the weirdest times as well, and often scrutinizes you so much that you think she was staring into your soul. 

ellie williams snorts more than she actually laughs, it’s more of a go-to because she had to be more uptight when she was younger. she would also be the kind of person who sorts their skittles (no shade i do that at my almost ancient age).

if re2 (remake) leon kennedy was in that generation of when buzzfeed quizzes were popular he would take them religiously. 

ada wong is more of a pants person than a dress/skirt person actually canon im capcom, hashtag give leon dresses instead.

mark grayson (who i’ve been SAYING was fine but no one got the hype until s3 </333 ) is so stupid that he’s smart unlike the popular saying. that one artpiece w/ him in the yale shirt is so FUNNY like honey he wouldn't make it to yale in his dreams 😭😭😭

OHKA HCS OHKA HCS. Y'ALL IVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS MOMENT!

THE DANHENG ONE. I CANT HELP BUT AGREE TO EVERY SINGLE ONE. ESPECIALLY THE HANDS ONE, atp he just unconsciously does it (it's the nervous energy in him, like ik he's cool and collected half of the time but when things start getting a bit too much, one of his tells is definitely keeping his hands busy, like his face would be completely stoic then you'd see his hands folding a piece of paper to oblivion) + DORK DANHENG. OHKA YOU'RE SO RIGHT WITH THAT 😭 I'm sorry y'all you can't convince me that he's not a total forking loser, he WOULD gush about cute things inside his mind, he WOULD spend hours watching the star wars saga because he can + I'D LAUGH AT HIS JOKES. ME. I WILL. IF NO ONE GETS IT I WILL. IDCIDC.

SUNDAY 😭😭😭 him and the trailblazer are one of my favourite duos ever TT they're very calm (but secretly chaotic) x chaotic. The robin one made me cackle BWHABWHAH. They'd spend the night talking about the most stupidest of shi— "do you think we can make tree umbrellas-" "trailblazer wtfu-"

OK MARCH. MARCH? I DID NOT EXPECT THAT BUT HOLY CARP I RESONATE WITH IT? like the march HC of the season. Low blood sugar March TT OKOK BUT IMAGINE THE EXPRESS PEOPLE ALSO CARRYING LITTLE BITS OF CHOCOLATE BARS OR CANDIES FOR HER JUST INCASE TTT? this is adorable I love her sm, I'd carry around a whole ahh fridge for her + her being himekos taste tester PFTTT AND DANHENG BEING THE NEXT ONE LMFAO.

Me whenever James Potters name gets mentioned: SHSJDHSGDJSHSKS. he's definitely 100% mixed in my mind sorry but I'm not having some White British boy, give me that diversity /pos! ROMANI. I AGREE SO MUCH WITH THAT HOLY CARP. YES. PLS KEEP COOKING OHKA. pft snape as wasian, yeah I can see it LOLOLOLOL. RREEEEEMUUUSSS. YES. Banger hc, it's canon actually TT his pronunciations being different whenever it reaches a certain word and the marauders teasing him affectionately lmfao. Sirius would 100% get Remus to teach him all the different accents around Europe and such. LILY EVANS MENTIONED OMGOFNGOGMGOG, PEOPLE WHO HC LILY W/ CURLY HAIR. YOU GET ME FR. I LOVE THIS HC SM. STOP SHE'D ASK SIRIUS FOR HAIR ADVICE OR MARY FOR HAIR ADVICE. lmfao the Sirius hc is just a callout towards me because I'm such a sucker for all those horoscope bs TT, Sirius I get you, I get you so much. Mercury is in retrograde or sum shit like that. Actually I can't blame Ron 😭 Harry and Hermione really do have that kind of friendship that makes you question if they actually want each other or what—

Personally I relate because I also have a bad timing when I laugh (a menace to society) + ELLIE SNORTING AND ARRANGING HER SKITTLES LFMAOOO, ADHD BEHAVIOR DHSKDJKFJE + actually from the very limited knowledge I have of resident evil (I watched the raccoon city movie and like one of my former friends yappee about it to me) yes I can confirm, Ada Wong is a girl boss, Leon is a guy failure. Dresses for leon we scream in unison. Mark Grayson (after a quick Google search) holy heck he's fine— I'm hearing you out ohka 😭 from vibes alone I can definitely understand your point + I'm sorry but he gives useless ray of sunshine vibes and stupid orange cat vibes /AFFECTIONATE

AAAAA all your hcs are such a delight to receive and pick apart. Literally pls keep them coming because I'm DEPRIVED OF DANHENG AND MARAUDERS CONTENT + ALSO JJK (I'm not super into it but bro I love Megumi so much it's actually suffocating.) as always, such a pleasure user starcharmed 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[ciphmoomew]

cross and horror !!!

they care so much for each other—i know cause they told me

BIGGEST HC IS THAT SKELETONS CAN PURR BTW !!! ITS SO FUXKING CUTE AND MAKES ME HAPPY GAHGH

[levemetal]

Dual calamities Qijiu AU save me.... save me Dual Calamity Qijiu...

Yes they are wearing each other's former coats/outer layer and tons of matching accessory and garment pieces why do you ask

Details under the cut/Rambling ahead

Dual calamities AU, post pidw. SJ kills himself on the shards of Xuan Su by swallowing them. Qijiu end up entwined into one ghost amalgamation, their combined regrets hatred spite and resentment and everything creating a nearly supreme/calamity level ghost. They go off indiscriminately murdering in the demon realm in a mindless unaware rampage, consuming ghosts and demons alike and becoming stronger until they are strong enough to be aware once more.

Luo Binghe becomes aware of the new calamity too late, due to his distraction with the Bingge vs Bingmei extra happenings, and ends up regretting it as he fails to catch up to them time and time again, despite attempting to chase down the new calamity that slaughtered half the demons in a mindless rage.

It could go down the Bingqijiu path or be simply Qijiu retreating somewhere to live in peace. Maybe being annoyed later on by Hua Cheng and/or He Xuan, maybe even Bai Wuxiang once. They kick Qi Rong off a mountain once, when he comes to annoy them for the title only to prove that is not a calamity (unfortunately for him, ily stinky green ghost). SJ is gonna have the time of his life roasting his ass. Qi Rong will leave both in pieces and tears.

Their only disadvantage really is that they cannot seperate too much, physically. But I imagine after being in each other's brains after the soul merge they don't particularly care to be (nor would they want to be. This is Qijiu we're talking about.) It's Qijiu's codependant dream. Xuan Su sewed them together and actually they are very very codependant and possessive after everything so this is just fine. They probably even have a Xuan Su blood weapon, that heeds both their commands and calls. While fighting they synchronise, with YQY being the strength and SJ the brains.

I imagine YQY is able to conjure the arrows that pierced him as spiritual projectiles, and SJ chains that bound him in the water prison. Their strength was cultivated by absorbing and devouring other ghosts and demons.

@ace-shenanigans came up with the lovely title "jade dragon stalks bamboo" which is a much better title than I could ever hope to come up with. Thank you for listening to my mad ramblings

I've been wanting to draw and think on this for a while, of how grotesque to make the initial ghost + the later higher cultivation form. But basically the kiln and everything would count them as one ghost, probably a dual title too. They'd be like a myth amongst the realms, retreating to a comfortable mountain peak with bamboo, occassionally off to hunt down slavers.

[farther-north]

Day 1 of drawing Hermitcraft members daily:

Joe and Cleo

[jamandjazz]

My personal headcanon is that Pony got his love for reading from Darry. When Darry was in high school he’d read the books he got in class out loud to Ponyboy and straight up just handed him some of the easier ones so they could talk about it later. In my brain the reason Ponyboy clings onto it so much is because it’s one of the things he and Darry REALLY bonded over when he was a kid and it just brings back good memories of when they got along better.

[my-name-is-apollo]

Why is Hera so hostile to Leto in a manner that she isn't with the other lovers of Zeus? I can't think of any other woman who was targeted so much by Hera. One could say she didn't want Leto to give birth because her children would be a competition to Hera's children, but why bother her even after she had already given birth? Is it because Leto herself is also a threat to Hera?

Sort of I guess?

I don't think Leto would ever be a threat to Hera's role as the queen of the gods but Hera might see her as a competitor for Zeus' affection, even though I think Zeus would not marry someone else and replace Hera.

The twins are definitely a big reason why Hera begrudged Leto - it is outright stated in the Callimachus Hymn to Delos that the reason Hera especially targeted Leto was because she was told that Apollo would be dearer to Zeus than Ares is. Zeus is very proud of Artemis as well. As he himself puts it, he doesn't mind facing Hera's wrath for children like her.

But the continued hatred even after the birth of the twins (like sending Tityus to rape Leto) could have been for different reasons. This wasn't like one of those affairs Zeus would have with mortal women where he'd leave them behind once the child is conceived. Neither could Hera, despite her many attempts, get rid of Leto like she did with the other lovers. Not only did Leto give Zeus children that he loves dearly, she also stayed on Olympus despite Hera's hatred towards her (which isn't directed to any of Zeus' other divine mistresses, btw). It might have also been because Leto herself is dear to Zeus, if the way she's treated on Olympus is any proof. In the Homeric hymn to Apollo, Leto stands next to Zeus - in the Olympian assembly - to welcome their son. Hera is completely absent from the scene, as if Leto had taken her place even if temporarily. Now you could say this is because Apollo himself is such a powerful and glorious son in a way that no other son of Zeus is, so of course Leto would get such an honor (the hymn itself presents it this way).

But here's another instance - in the Iliad, when Hera goes to seduce Zeus, he is obviously very smitten but before getting into the action, he lists some of his lovers (I believe these were his favorite lovers, as a lot of others are not mentioned):

"for never has such desire for goddess or mortal woman so gripped and overwhelmed my heart, not even when I was seized by love for Ixion’s wife, who gave birth to Peirithous the gods’ rival in wisdom; or for Acrisius’ daughter, slim-ankled Danaë, who bore Perseus, greatest of warriors; or for the far-famed daughter of Phoenix, who gave me Minos and godlike Rhadamanthus; or for Semele mother of Dionysus, who brings men joy; or for Alcmene at Thebes, whose son was lion-hearted Heracles; or for Demeter of the lovely tresses; or for glorious Leto; or even for you yourself, as this love and sweet desire for you grips me now.’ (Book 14, trans. A. T. Murray)

Notice how when talking about most of them, he also mentions the children they bore to him but when Demeter and Leto are mentioned, he doesn't bring up their children at all despite them being some of the most accomplished kids of his. What's more, he takes Leto's name just before Hera's. I mean, this is an interpretation but it looks like not only did Zeus love Leto the most out of all his mistresses - giving her a place second to that of his wife, but also his love for her wasn't necessarily only because she gave him two amazing children.

Nonnus does something similar in the Dionysiaca (but this time Zeus is enamored with Persephone instead of Hera) but more notably, when Typhoeus attacks Olympus and Zeus is discouraged, Nike takes the form of Leto to encourage him and it's pretty telling of what Leto meant to Zeus.

One interesting similarity between Hera and Leto is that they both had a giant try to rape them. Porphyrion tried to violate Hera (Zeus inspired him to do this) and Tityus tried to violate Leto (upon Hera's order). Though both of them were killed, only Tityus got an eternal punishment in Tartarus of having his liver/heart eaten out by vultures so Zeus seems to have taken a greater offense at Tityus trying to assault Leto.

Again, I don't think Zeus would ever take anyone other than Hera as his permanent wife - she is irreplaceable to him. There's an entire myth about Hera leaving him and Zeus winning her back. Their relationship is obviously complex and involves all kinds of emotions including love and hate. But Leto is continually dear to him as well and that's something Hera can't do much about.

[keikuri]

once again I'm asking Ninjago fans to acknowledge bonzle as a trans character

Edit: this is more of a bonzle appreciation post, and im absolutely not shitting on any trans hcs of other characters (which i said multiple times in the tags but like nobody reads that shit. Also edited it to say transgender bcs multiple ppl pointed out that she was actually trans and i realized i was wrong about the coding lol she is trans)

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

JACOB RICHMOND. GIVE ME EZRA LAMB CONTENT IN THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF THE URANIUM TEEN SCREAM TRILOGY. AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[where-is-vivian]

i saw a kingsley drawing two weeks ago and i'm slowly getting obsessed with this character

[thisisnotkitty]

even MORE securitywaiter brainrot. these little fellas just don't leave my head do they

part one part two

-ness is the type of waiter to put the check in front of the baby so everyone can have a good laugh

-actually im kinda stealing this from gtlive (sorry mirror matt) but since sparky's is kinda just full of regulars and townfolk, whenever someone new comes in ness will completely invent a new personality. tourist asks what he studied and he's like "archeology, i actually went to egypt last year and we uncovered a tomb" or a family comes in and he puts on a bit of a southern twang and starts dropping "yall's" (that theater major is really coming in handy)

-his coworkers are used to it by now. idk i just feel like ness is the kinda guy you can't help but be endeared by. he's friendly, he's charming, he's bright

-actually wait that could be a meet cute. abby and mike come in one day and he assumes they're just passing by town so he makes up this whole personality. except they keep coming back. and ness maybe perhaps also thinks mike is quite cute and once he finds out abby isnt his daughter he wants to shoot his shot but he also doesn't even know where to begin explaining that everything mike knows about him is a lie (miscommunication trope i guess?)

-omg ness probably heard about the mall incident. one day he’s talking to mike and he’s like “I remember one day hearing about a mall security who beat up this kid’s father! Isn’t that wild?” meanwhile mike is like, “haha yeah that’s wild” and he’s sweating bullets lmao

-kinda explored this dynamic in the baking fic (shameless self promo) but ness and abby get along swell! almost too well in mike's opinion. he might be a little jealous since abby doesn't always listen to him (sibling dynamic) but ness says it and suddenly abby's like "great idea!"

[petorahs]

entire time I read about Odysseus' character I just imagine pirate!Aventurine doing his cunning, manipulative things. and his unwavering, steady loyalty to his wife. bro.... I love that guy.

[dismas-n-dismay]

I need to start seeing Mute Meijack propaganda on the dashboard right now. Don’t care if it’s selective mutism or what but my baby girl is NOT A YAPPER and her being mute and Chilchuck learning sign language for her would absolutely make my day

[histrionarcmaomaotruther]

small bits of evidence for my headcanon (npd + hpd mao mao) in poorly explained bullet points because I lack the spoons to write the essay on this that i crave tto.

— his constant need for validation, praise, and admiration

— his difficulty admitting when he's wrong

— he's focused on heavily on Success™ or Being The Best™ (specifically in the form of his goal of becoming a legendary hero)

— also related to the above point there is CLEARLY some Grandiose Thinking going on with him surrounding that exact thing.

— his style of combat is generally very showy and theatrical which is almost certainly a way to draw more attention toward himself

— his tendency to over exaggerate personal anecdotes

— overly exaggerated emotions and behaviors

— the fact that he has what may as well be a narcissistic collapse in the episode 'not impressed'

— read somewhere that some pwhpd will sacrifice their authentic identity for what others will like more. this is literally the entire plot of 'popularity conquest'

— the fact he quite literally splits on bao bao in "bao bao's revenge"

— also mao mao continuously looking back at the crowd during the fight scene with the monster / dragon thing at the beginning of 'not impressed' to make sure he still has their attention

— he is shown to be highly suggestible/easily influenced (ie; being told true heroes work alone in 'all by mao self' and proceeding to immediately adopt this ideal)

if anyone can think of any that I missed, let me know. this for the most part is all very off the top of my head.

I am still watching the show (yes I'm late </3) so I'll likely post more evidence as I come across it.

[cyanide-capsules]

Alex Keller was a very open man, or at least that's how he came off.

He was friendly, wide-eyed, the kind of guy you feel like you've known all your life. He seemed to naturally click with everyone he spoke with, including the 141.

Simon Riley was the opposite of him, he was a skeptic. Closed off, suspicious of those he didn't know. This was no different with Alex than anyone else, but there was something about the bright eyed American that made Simon's brain tick.

He didn't know exactly why he felt more on edge around Alex than other new people he met, and he wouldn't understand why until he overheard a conversation between Alex and Gaz.

"Alex man, can you keep a secret?"

Alex laughed. "Do you even know when my birthday is?"

Gaz laughed along, but something seemed to click with Simon.

He knew.. Nothing about Alex.

His middle name, his birthday, where he grew up, his favorite colour, nothing.

That's why he had been so off-put by him, the man was a complete mystery. A mystery that nobody even considered solving because Alex just naturally came off as an open book.

He didn't know what to think from then on, he tried to dig up what he could on Alex but knew he wouldn't find much without the assistance of Laswell.

He spent weeks avoiding the American, narrowing his eyes at him when he was in his vicinity, completely unaware that the two of them shared such similarities.

Two enigmas, one much more obvious than the other.

It wasn't until some random Wednesday night, nobody awake but the stars. Simon stumbled upon Alex just outside the bases front door, a lit cigarette nursed between his fingers.

He wanted to ignore him, go back to bed, but he found himself stepping outside with the other.

Alex acknowledged him with a smile and a nod, but didn't speak. Simon stared at him, not bothering to hide the fact that he was searching for answers in the other man's warm gaze.

There was a thick silence between them, it wasn't uncomfortable but, it was far from comfortable at the same time.

Alex broke it first.

"I take you're not a fan of me?"

He chuckled dryly, humorlessly. An observation Simon couldn't say he expected. His eyes didn't leave the American, watching closely as he took a drag off the cigarette. He didn't know Alex smoked but, then again, what did he know about Alex?

That's the entire reason he was here.

"Don't trust what I don't know."

Simon finally replied, though by now it was more of a statement on its own than an actual response to his comment.

Alex shrugged, he didn't seem at all bothered by Simon's reply. Silence spread between them once more, Simon didn't like Alex's lack of response.

"You're ex-CIA, that's all anyone knows about you. Nobody knows anything about you, but they trust you."

Simon continued, he wanted answers, he wanted a reason to trust the other man. Alex was quiet, tapping the ash from his cigarette before he replied.

"What was that saying? Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"

In any other moment, Simon would have been offended by the comparison. But, Alex was right.

They were, almost scarily similar in every aspect but their personalities.

Silence again. It was more welcome this time around. Simon always appreciated the quiet when he needed to think.

The silence didn't last too long this time, Alex spoke up again.

"Humor me, do you ever forget that you're a person and not just a soldier?"

That question alone haunted him for days, Simon now felt uncomfortably aware of Alex.

The way the americans grin always seemed to falter ever so slightly when he held it, how his gaze would fog over at the scent of smoke or when it got too quiet, how his prosthetic always seemed to be moving in some way or another.

He was aware now, aware of the similarities they shared.

Aware of how, just like him, Alex was a soldier before he was a man.

[greeneyeofenvy]

ignore how long she took me,

Lamore Cupia, youngest of the current Cupias, a famous potion family in the wizarding world: they historically invented the Amorentia and other love potions. And holds blood of the Cupid(s), but that’s a family secret. The mirror selfie and the profile drawings ig, it’s close to her real handwriting, cursive and hearts on her i’s. total time taken: roughly 18 hours. fun lore abt Lamore:

-She’s a Ravenclaw, despite how ‘dumb’ love can make her, she’s talented in potions by birth (which created a sort of friendly rivalry with Daniel Page)

-her family is LOADED, and pure blood. Lamby a like the sugar mommy, and least traumatized (she has no trauma, yet.)

-she just knows love about people, wether it’s their orientation, crush, status, she just knows. Hell she’d likely even know if someone like someone before they knew themselves! I imagine she gets little tingles when a ship of hers becomes a reality.

-she goes by many names: The matchmaker, Mory, Lam, Lamby, ‘that girl who knew he was gay before he even knew what gay meant’ (true story?). Either way she’s a cupid woman of many names.

[bnhxx]

Coming out of my shell to say that I'm petitioning to be Leon's annoying little sister

Some platonic sibling hcs under the cut!!

Warnings: Platonic! Au, a little bit of sibling violence and A LOT of sibling banter, mentions of ptsd, drinking and alcoholism and events in RE2 and RE4

It's always I want him to rail me! I want his babies! And I can respect that I can I can but...have you ever considered being his annoying little baby sibling that adopts him as your new family member 😇

Like yeah nah bro I wanna annoy him and tease him for having no rizz AT ALL and just all around annoy tf outta him 😤

Like he's an orphan but not AnYmOrE, scooping this traumatised boy up and making him WISH he never met you but also is weirdly protective you who "adopted" him as their "sibling", and now won't stop saying "point and laugh!" out loud everytime he does smth stupid in the middle of the office when hes back from a mission.

Like, please he just needs an annoying little sibling in his life, I know I can't fix him but by God can I be the annoying little sister he so desperately needs in his life

Like....I KNOW his heels have never known the wrath of MY FEET clipping his shoes up when he's walking too slow but he NEEDS to 😭😭😭 I need to post this and find my PEOPLE

Also I feel like being a sibling vibe you'd have tagged along as a civilian in RE2, also not knowing what the fuck was going on but hey, you're in this fucked up shit together now ig. 🤷‍♀️ And you have some family/friends out of state so after the event you take him to chill at a beach or smth w your family/friends bc you're both well deserving of a fucking break while this ptsd hits the both of you

n everyone talks about how fucking awkward he was w Sherry in game but ayo hes REALLY feeling it now...

Like you're joking when you're like "it's like you've never been to one of these Leon 🤨"

N he just looks at you like "Yeah I haven't 😐"

AND YOU KAHSJEVDHEKEHEJE

"You're like 😶....bro....you have now been absorbed.....as my older brother"

And he's like 🧐🧐🧐 at first bc what??? How do I interact w these ppl??? Why me???? but ofc they love him, he's RE2 Leon and although he's super fucking traumatised and still awkward asf he just wants to make a good impression on his friends' close ones

Also he's like sitting there like damn,,,,,I wish I had that 😔

So you're like wELP noW yoU dO 🤪

And of course they're super grateful to him bc he saved you so they treat him nicely but he kinda gets that a lot so he's just like 🧍

So after you tell them hes now your older brother you've deemed it so 🤗 they just start to treat him like that and he just, doesn't know what to do??? Do I salute them, (y/n)???

Do it make him salute them for at least three weeks until you tell him absolutely no one does that and he was stupid for ever believing you 😈

Tbh I feel like this would work for the first couple of times until he mentions it at work in passing n everyone's like 🤨,,,,so then the next time he sees you he just has that pissed off older sibling face and he's coming for you so you better have ran like you did in Raccoon City kahsjehs 🏃‍♀️💨

But yeah after a while you guys stay in touch, he's training and drowning his pain with alcohol and you're trying to get him into more healthier ways of dealing w his pain as well as laughing at him kshsjdhsjs

your just sort of there to support him even when he's pushing you away bc no idiot I will not leave you alone when you're training I will watch and I will LAUGH when you fall. But I will also cheer you on when you win and give you my favourite hello kitty bandaid if you ever get hurt 🥰

And he's super grateful?? Bc your like this stable sort of annoying person who's there for him no matter what.

Like he knows he can come to yours to crash if he's had one too many drinks to holds his hair when he's puking his guts out hungover.

Yes you are there in the morning to laugh and yell at him for being stupid but he also saw the glass of water you left on the couch next to the ibuprofen and chuck bucket for him. And the little blankets and they you always seem to have waiting on him when he arrives

Yes you will be there to do it all over again if he comes walking to your place after he's drunk again.

And Yes, you will also be there to show him all the dumb photos you took of him drunk on your Kodak once they get developed and cackle in his face 😈

He like actually learns to take a load off with you and relax a little bc you have a bond and you weren't just saying that when you took his ass on holiday, you really meant you'd be there for him and it means a lot to him bc he's never really had that stability in his life before 😔

Also bc the trauma bonding you just get him ✨️ like you can both relate to the horrors you saw and what you unknowingly found out about Umbrella.

Like maybe you work w him in the field or just as an archivist or smth but you're helping him w this cause too, dealing w the same or similar shit he's been dragged into so ofc you guys form a bond w each other.

And so by the time RE4 rolls around imagine you're like talking him through his mission on the radio n he's soo serious around Ashley and Luis so you can't help it you burst out laughing bc he's so stiff, and he's like THIS is a LIFE and DEATH siTuAtiOn now do your fUcKiNg jOb SeNd me tHe coOrDiNatEs

And you're like okay okay grumpy pants 😈 I'll give you the coordinates but you have to say pwetty pwease w a cherry on top for me 🥰

If it were anyone else he'd turn the radio off and find it himself but bc he does care for you, and you're like the only stable platonic thing he's had in ages he's like cursing and swearing until he FINALLY caves in and does it

So you give him the coordinates and just as he's about to go back to almost dying your like "I got that recorded fyi" and he's just 😤😤😤 at Luis for no real reason other than his 'little shit of an adopted sibling' kwhsjshdhd

But also imagine randomly calling him constantly bc you're really worried for him bc this time your not there with him and it scares you

And he's like, I'm not dying here bc who else is gonna put up w your shithead behaviour??? n you're just like, 'aww Leon!! 🥺🥺'

So hes like 'yeah so stfu and let me do my mission 😤' but you swear you can hear the smile in his voice through the radio

OR if you're there, with him it's even MORE chaos kshdjdhdjdn

Like imagine Luis flirting w you n him being all protective older brother on you, n you're just like 🙄 siblings amirite, btw Leon that's a prime example of how to properly rizz someone up you loser 😇 n your not running from ganados this time your running from him (again) 🏃‍♀️💨

If you engage in sibling violence he's like, you haven't hit me once this whole mission n you're like, I'm giving you a vacation since we're running for our godamned lives out here n hes thinking like 🥺 my shins have never know rest like this before since I met you 🥺

but he just gives you a little smirk 'heh' or some one liner and that's it he did it to himself his shins indeed do NOT know rest 💀

Being teased by him more and more as he matures but dw, you're always there to annoy him back 😇 and run tf away when he gives that older sibling look like he's about to wreck your shit for ever thinking of crossing him lajsjsjsbs