#MORDIN AND THANE?????

[haijynks]

Listen no spoilers please, but I've been TEARING through Mass Effect Legendary edition and I get it now. I understand why people adore these games, and MY GOD ME3 is straight up making me sob in the club with some of these lines and scenes.

[wetsocksinbed]

alternatively: if the council weren’t fucking nards

[thefloatingstone]

Apparently Cards Against Humanity had a Mass Effect themed set come out in 2017 and this was their official fucking art for it

[fireandsilkenthread]

Happy N7 day commanders!

Thank you for all of the love on my ME art from the last couple of years 🪐🌒🌎🌌🚀

[bargu]

"But take heart. Look around you. You’re not in this fight alone.” – Commander Shepard Been doing this piece quite some time now 'cause wanted to fit all my peeps in one picture. I just love Mass Effect. Selene Shepard & art © me Mass Effect by Bioware, do not copy

[angstyastro]

13 tickets for Barbie pls

Late for pride month but have my gay war criminals

The lighting is based on pride flags for each chara!

[lilmissnatcat24]

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

[kikithecoconut]

I think out of everyone Joker would be the one to insist they go back and look for Shepard after ME3 because she went back looking for him at the start of ME2 to save him and he wants to do for her what she did for him

Give her a chance to live

[deimcs]

MASS EFFECT 2: LEGENDARY EDITION / bringing Legion to Haestrom

[primarch-victus]

replaying mass effect 3, more specifically citadel dlc atm, so here's what it's inspired ✨️ - part one

(part two)

[margoteve]

Making a drink but we don't know what the other people put in there Normandy SR 2 Style.

Miranda: Miranda Lawson. we all have learned that i don't trust them, so i am putting in some lemonade.

Tali: Tali here! i am gonna put in Poppi because I feel like Shepard is going to put in a lot of liquor. Trying to play it safe

Garrus: Garrus Vakarian. i am putting in lemonade because Shepard just got dumped and I can tell they will try to go hard tonight, so....

Mordin: Mordin Solus. Sprite. Team consisting of hardened military and criminal element. Lots of liquor suspected. Trying to protect liver.

Jacob: I'm Jacob. i am putting in OJ, because I am kinda scared of Shepard

Shepard: Hi, this is Shepard. it's been some long ass week, so I'm putting in some Everclear *sniffs the bottle amd recoils* *starts pouring* *assesses and pours in way more*

Jack: *flips off camera* *adds liquor*

Zaeed: *adds more liquor*

Kasumi: *trying to shake the container but some spills* what the fu-

Cut to entire squad taking a shot. Cue sputtering and shouts of "Jesus Christ!" and "Holy Everclear!!". Shepard with mild grimace pouring themselves, Zaeed and Jack another shot.

[lin1337]

Commander Shepard is the star in this house 🫡

[pigeonrocks]

probably wont finish the me3 squad screen... so here are the redraws i did anyway for me1 & me2 :)

[messydiabolical]

These are some of my screenshots that I had edited to use as reference for paintings. I am never going to get round to doing all them, plus I like to see other people's versions, so I thought I may as well share them in case anyone finds them handy. No need to credit me if you do (though I would love to be tagged just so I get to see the art!)

I game with mods, some that may be pictured include Juicy reshade, Expanded Galaxy mod, Thane as Kaiden mesh swap, Thane lives, and I have used both Project variety and the diversification project and can't recall exactly which was in use when I took these but they are both amazing!

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Mack Shepard: So that settles it, TIM is homophobic

Garrus: Homophobic ?

Mack: Out of all these people, he couldn’t have hired a hot gay man to give me a little incentive to fight for Cerberus ? Seems homophobic to me.

Garrus: Well there weren’t any gay men on the Normandy so I don’t know what you’re bitching about

Mack: I had Kaidan to look at. Seeing him bend over once was enough to get me through the day, I have absolutely nothing. What am I supposed to fantasize about ? You Garrus ? The one I have to remind constantly not to casually commit police brutality ?

Garrus: Technically it’s not police brutality it’s just regular brutality now

Mack: Or Jacob ? Mr Daddy Issues over there isn’t giving me anything to work with. Or how about the terminally ill Drell with a son ? Joker ? Or Mordin ? Oh sure, Zaeed is bisexual but he smells like old spice and an ash tray, Maybe if I squint hard enough I can pretend that Jack is a dude-

Garrus: Alright, I get it, you’re going through a dry spell-

Mack: Dry spell ? This is a DROUGHT ! Not a drink of water in sight ! Not a sip ! I’m dying Garrus ! I’m dying in this desert !

Garrus: …. If I ask Kasumi to hack into the alliance files to get you a picture of Kaidan and a dirty magazine to work with, will you leave me alone ?

Mack: …. Throw in some cocoa butter and you’ve got a deal.

[cherriimi]

yay i made part 2 of my mass effect sticker pack series!

will be available in my store soon :D