#MAY I PRESENT

[mycupofrum]

Ohhh can you write some prongsfoot sloppy kisses maybe? I want them but can't get my writing brain to work rn 💜 short is perfect!

Hi! Here's some Prongsfoot sloppy kisses for you!! You're in luck because I ended up writing a whole one-shot. 😄

Rating: M.

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Much ado about kissing 

That evening, James kept checking his watch every ten minutes, eager to catch Sirius when he returned to the Gryffindor Tower. Two hours had passed and he was still gone. Half-arsing his homework, James eventually left Remus and Peter to the Common Room and retreated upstairs to sulk in his bed way before bedtime. 

Thirty minutes later, footsteps echoed in the corridor, and the door opened. 

"Finally!" James huffed and threw aside his Quidditch magazine as Sirius stepped into the boys' dormitory. 

"What took you so long? I was bored." 

"Aw, I'm touched," Sirius said with a grin, removing his outdoor robe and tossing it carelessly on his bed. He opened his trunk and pulled out a pair of joggers and a T-shirt. As he changed his clothes, James noticed his lips were red and swollen, and a few crimson bruises were already forming on his neck. 

"So, how was it? Your date?" James quickly turned his lingering gaze away. He didn't know why Sirius's love life bothered him so much. It was probably because the sixth-year workload kept them busy, and what little spare time they had he wanted to spend with Sirius. But he wasn't the only one. 

For the whole of their fifth year, Sirius had merely snorted at the girls as they twirled their hair and giggled around him. In their sixth year, he started saying yes when some of the more courageous ones asked him out. Such an idea was ludicrous to James, but of course Sirius Black would be pursued and not the other way around. 

In a weird way, it made sense. Sirius wasn't too bothered about whether he was dating someone or not, which made him so magnetic. Secretly James knew that if he had been a girl, he would have also asked Sirius out. 

"It was all right, mate. Catchlove is fit, though she only wanted to talk about cheese, which was a bit weird. But she insisted we make out behind the rose bushes before coming back to the castle, and I thought, yeah, why not?" 

"How is it they all fall for you? What do you do?" 

Sirius grinned. "Dunno. S'pose I'm good with my tongue and word got around." 

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[greenqueenhightower]

How can I be normal about him, tell me HOW—

also the hand flex is giving Mr. Darcy

[llondonfog]

Out of curiosity, what's your favorite moment with Lilia and Silver? (Don't worry about spoilers, I've already jumped on them all.)

oh oh oh how could you ask me to choose!! 😭

i have to say it's a tie between silver's outburst about lilia's enabling behavior of malleus' crazy plan/their ensuing conversation at the end of endless halloween where lilia apologizes for his disregard of silver's emotions, and the flashback scenes we're treated to in ch7.5 (IDC IF IT'S BEEN TALKED ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES, THE ACORN SCENE??? THE ACORN SCENEEEEEE.)

i love the endless halloween outburst because it's the first time that we see silver actively scold his father (and malleus too) for what he believes (rightfully so) to be rather selfish behavior that put the nrc students all in unnecessary risk of danger without considering the consequences of their actions. of course the set up here is to foreshadow the events of ch7 and demonstrate silver's willingness to step up for what he believes in and firmly defend those beliefs against people he loves and respects so dearly, even if one of those figures is both a prince and a mage who could flatten them all with a snap of his fingers. but it also demonstrates the gulf that exists between silver and lilia, a gulf firmly of lilia's own inability to accept his worthiness of love, as we see his surprise to how earnestly silver professes about how much he cares for his father— lilia is his only family, and silver worries for him more than he tends to reveal.

delicious, 10/10 event for family angst, and i'm still harboring bitter feelings towards silver's stupid papa for deliberately screaming as if he was in trouble in front of his son's door and trying to laugh it off as a joke (SIDE NOTE; the way i still roll around thinking about how silver, our notoriously difficult to wake up resident sleeping beauty, woke up INSTANTLY upon hearing lilia's scream— the way that this foreshadows how he'll wake up from his four hundred year cursed sleep at lilia's presence is making me want to eat my heart UGH.)

and then all of the flashbacks that yana fed us with for 7.5, i was WEEPING!!! and it's not just the acorn scene lmao although that audio will bring me to tears each and every time. i adore the precious snippets that we got into silver's early years, how soft lilia became for him— reading him stories, fussing over how best to ensure that he grew up healthy and strong, singing him lullabies when he cried. this is the same fae who scoffed at the notion of children, and considered killing the boy who adores him as his true father, it honestly makes me go a little insane when i think about it. like please go back and listen to how fucking soft that man's voice is when he reads that fox story to baby silver, how he instantly brightens up to accept his new title as "toto". the sheer pride when he's cooing over silver's first steps!! AND THEN THE ACORN BRACELET SCENE,,,,,

those little glimpses of their domestic bliss just made me love the two of them all the more. a fae all but exiled by his own people, fated to be the true love of his enemy's child? to be the boy's father, to be cherished and adored by a human who would dare to battle the most powerful magic user in all of their land just to ensure lilia's happiness? even if that happiness was breaking silver's own heart? i'm sorry but they are THE father and son duo for me, silver vanrouge end game always

(HONORABLE MENTION: lilia protecting silver in the dream world— WHEN HE DIVED IN TO TAKE THE SHOT FOR HIS BOY I SCREAMED AND PLAYED IT A HUNDRED TIMES)

[kai-sv]

have i gotten attached to a stray cat when my lease says no pets? maybe

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

*Chomp*

"What are you doing, silly pup?"

*Lovingly noms Lance's leg*

"You're so strange."

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@darkelf-7

[snek-disappearedagain]

This song except it’s Jamiazu with Azul singing and playing the piano

No one can change my mind this is now their theme song <33 /j

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[andi-is-bored]

I WISH THAT YOU WOULD STAY IN MY MEMORIES!!! BUT YOU SHOW UP TODAY JUST TO RUIN THINGS!!! I WANNA PUT YOU IN THE PAST, CAUSE IM TRAUMATIZED!!! BUT YOURE NOT LETTING ME DO THAT, CAUSE TONIGHT!! YOURE ALL DRUNK IN MY KITCHEN, CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITION, TOO BUSY PLAYING THE VICTIM TO BE LISTENING TO ME WHEN I SAY, I WISH THAT YOU WOULD STAY IN MY MEMORIES, IN MY MEMORIES, STAY IN MY MEMORIES!!!!!!!!….

[5ummit]

New Mature Content Warning Overlay (And How to Get Rid of It)

More fun community label "features"! Unlike the new mandatory label for #NSFW, this one is a bigger deal to me because it affects my entire blog and it can't be avoided by just using a different tag.

Apparently on custom blog layouts, if you happen to post or reblog even a SINGLE post that's been flagged with the mature content community label, a full-page warning overlay will appear blurring out your entire blog that must be manually clicked through every single time the page is refreshed. At first I thought this was just a bug due to my older layout but I've come to realize it's not. It's a feature (as confirmed by this recent changes post) that affects all custom themes. The formatting will vary based on your own theme but here's what it looks like on my blog:

I don't know about you but I find this is stupid and annoying. If it could be dismissed once and never seen again that might be one thing, but that's not the case. The vast majority of my blog is not "mature" enough to warrant such an aggressive and invasive warning. I also think pop-ups are obnoxious in general and I'll be damned if tumblr's going to force me to have one on MY blog.

After some desperate googling for a known workaround and being unable to find even a single mention of it, I decided to take on the challenge myself. I'm not a theme coder, so apologies if there's a better way to do this, but luckily it only took me like 10 minutes to figure out a simple fix, which I'm now sharing with anyone else who may want it:

.community-label-cover__wrapper {display: none}

Just copypaste that somewhere in your CSS and goodbye pop-up!

If you're not sure how to access your theme code, check out this help article. You can also add the code via the Advanced Options menu, which is actually even better (if you can get it to work, it depends on how your theme was coded), because it will then automatically be reapplied to a lot of themes without having to remember to manually add it every time if you change your theme in the future.

Obviously this will only remove it from your own blog for anyone who may visit it. If you never want to see this warning again on other people's blogs you can also add this custom filter to your ad block:

tumblr.com##.community-label-cover__wrapper

Unfortunately I do not have an easy tutorial on hand for this one as the method will depend on your specific ad block app or extension.

Some additional notes:

After adding the theme code and saving the changes, give it a minute to update as it sometimes takes a little while for the page to refresh.

The warning overlay only seems to appear if a "mature" post is on the FIRST page of your blog, which is still annoying and makes the whole thing even more pointless and stupid because what if someone visits any other page of your blog, and oh no, happens to see "mature" content they weren't warned about?!

The warning also appears on direct links to "mature" posts.

This hack has NOTHING to do with entire blogs that have been flagged as NSFW. It only works for non-flagged blogs with custom themes that happen to have individual "mature" posts.

[ishouldsleepbut]

this came to me about 0.2 seconds after the stream ended

[sakuravalelp]

A dream land - DP X DC Prompt

Okay, so I was thinking about that episode "Perchance to dream" where Bruce is trapped in a dream world and this, even thought really different, came to my mind.

Danny is king or prince of the infinite realms. He's been working on personalizing/decorating his castle in the infinite realms. When he feels someone walking just outside the castles walls. The thing is, that someone isn't a denizen, they aren't in a corporeal body, but he can feel that they are very much alive and feel distinctly human. He approaches the person to ask why and how they are in the infinite realms, but they fade away before he gets the opportunity.

Clockwork, who was with him at the moment, tells him that the visitor from the living, was just the soul projection of someone that was sleeping, and then refuses to elaborate further. Since it's something that was to do with sleeping, Danny decides to go and ask Nocturn, it seemed like a reasonable assumption that he was the one at fault for the soul projection.

Contrary to what he thought, Nocturn informed Danny that Sleeping soul projection was a natural phenomenon that he didn't control. The land of dreams, ("My domain" - Nocturn reminds him), was in the infinite realm after all, and those who have been close to death sometimes slipped they're whole soul instead of just their mind, and ended up all over the infinite realms.

It isn't too different from a lucid dream for them, the body gets all the benefit of the sleep, the mind feels rested if they had a good time in the realms. Except, if they hurt their soul too bad during their little trip, it would have real consequences. Loosing memories, abilities regression, migraine, pain that reflects the soul damage, all either temporary until the soul healed, or permanent and deteriorating, and in some occasions finishing in the persons death. In the latter, the soul is usually too damaged and cease it's existence, or have enough ectoplasm and emotion to form into ghosts with crack cores whose existence is instantly in danger.

Danny clearly didn't like the image that was painted to him, so he asked Nocturn if there was really nothing that he could do. It took a lot of talking and convincing, but eventually Nocturn admitted he could be able to direct the soul projecting to appear on a certain place, but he refused to babysit anyone. Which was enough for Danny, all he needed to do was make another expansion in his castle.

He decided to make a garden to receive their soul projecting guests. The garden was enormous, with all kinds of spaced within it. Playgrounds, picnic spaces, soft benches, tables with ghost and space teamed board games, fountains, and of course, the beautiful flowers that surrounded and decorated the place. Once he got ghosts with gardening, protection and caring obsessions on the place to look out for the souls, he was ready to receive them. It took him by surprise the amount of people that came, the garden was never crowded, but was never empty either, and souls of all ages and places were visiting at all times.

He kept expanding the garden as he heard of new things their guests wished for. He enjoyed spending time in the middle of the garden where souls passed by but rarely appeared, it was calm, but not completly quite with the background noice of the soul enjoying their dreams, and he could do the more mundane king/prince work. Until, he starts getting a regular visitor on his little space of the garden.

Choose the DC character you prefer, my idea is for people who hasn't died in the past but has been in the doors of death (so died and came back would be disqualified but you do as you prefer), but I'm going with Tim.

The soul of a boy around his age appears just in front of him, as usual when he greets new arriving soul, he welcomes him with a gentle smile and tells him he is free to explore the garden. A ghost taker is assign to him. The soul, as usual, seems confused and like he wished to asks questions, but seems content to ask them to his tour guide, and Danny continues with his own duties.

But then, the same soul continues to appear in the same place every two or three days, they exchange greetings and every time talk for a bit longer before the boy leaves to explore once more. It's rear to have multiple visits from one soul, even more so for said soul to appear in the same place every time. By the four time, Danny decides to take a break on his royal duties and accompany his new friend.

~ They get close, and have cute scenes, Tim asks a lot of questions and Danny answers and not-answers a lot of questions ~

One day, Tim shows up as usual, but he is in full Red Robin costume, and well, Danny wasn't expecting an identity reveal.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

On the Bats side:

There's an attack of some villain that's able to put Red Robin (or character of your choice) on a sleeping beauty type of sleep while carrying a serious injury, were he stays sleep until teammates or backup gets him out of it. The event affects his soul, making him disconnect partially from the land of dreams and making his soul sleep project almost every time he sleeps.

Tim starts sleeping more often. It's worrying at first, Bruce being paranoid does every test in the book, despite Tim saying he's just finding sleep easier now. But, he was just affected by sleeping magic and suddenly his sleeping easier? Seems like a side effect, and that makes it worrying.

Tim's health in general improve, just like he's concentration and productivity. Who would have thought that working rested actually was more productive than working on less than three hours of sleep and missing obvious details and clues due to how tired you are.

With everything not only being okay, but better than before, paranoia about Tim's new sleeping schedule soon dies, and instead is replaced with teasing about how he used to refuse to rest kicking and screaming, and now he may sleep more than any of them.

On Tim's side, he's loving being able to soul project so often. He knew from the start he was in a different dimension, and he just wanted to know the hows, whys, and everything else. So far, he seems to do it at least once every three days, and he's even gone two times in a row a couple of times.

The garden had a lot of things to do, but Tim doesn't care about that, he's more interested in all the information he's getting. The first 3 times he was given different ghost nanny's, who were more focus on entertaining him and didn't really answer direct question. But then king/prince Phantom decided to accompany him personally, and everything went smoother. He was going back to get to know more about this new world, and maybe to know more about the cute prince/king too. He might also have gotten some better looking pajamas.

Now, he has a mission that takes more than a couple days with some people in his team that hasn't yet sen his face. He didn't realize how difficult it would be to do all nighters after getting used to a sleep schedule. He would usually try to go as long as possible without sleeping, but he decides that he should take advantage of the safety of where they're staying and sleep a bit too. He ended up soul projecting in full Red Robin costume. He tried to play it cool, maybe Phantom wouldn't know it was him.

"Red Robin, even if you didn't appear on the same spot as always, I can feel your soul. I know who you are."

[black-and-yellow]

Someone said Micnight was like Team Rocket. And they were right.

[theholidayslingerlikebadperfume]

My bf: babe what should I ask my mom for my birthday

Me: idk babe, whatever you want

My bf: hmmm how about a dash cam for the car?

Me: hmm why don't you think of something else?

My bf: *thinking* I think I'm gunna ask my mom for a dash cam.

Me: no, I really think you should think of something else

My bf: but I want-

Me: yes, I know what you want but I really think you should think of something else.

My bf: babe but it's for safety-

Me: yes I know that's what you want and that's why I think you should think of something else

[demigods-posts]

one interesting aspect of percy and rachel's relationship that isn't often highlighted is how empathetic percy must have been toward rachel about seeing through the mist as a small child. because percy was the kid who saw a man with one eye stalking him at the local playground. the kid who saw a horse with wings resting atop the roof of a nearby building. the kid who was nearly killed by a fury disguised as his algebra teacher. and the kid who understood what if felt like to distrust the world around him, to be reprimanded for falling victim to the fear that accompanied it. if it was anything that percy offered rachel. it was the grace of understanding a uniquely mortal experience.

[hyunpic]

🥟: thank you very very much for making an ordinary day, march 20th, so special [translation. jisquokka]

[thomashelbyswife]

Thomas Shelby - Peaky Blinders S3E5