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No but Astarion wanting to be valued for more than sex and seen for something that's not just sex regardless of who romances him and Wyll wanting a chaste and genuine romance with sincere and committed courtship with no sex regardless of who romances him is insaneeeeee. I know everyone's talked about this before but everytime I stop to think about it I lose my mind. They couldn't be more narratively bound I'm clawing at the bars of my cage
#I put my lengthy tags in a reblog if you want.#And yes ofc Wyll teaching Astarion compassion and Astarion teaching Wyll to value himself and advocate for himself#Make them perfect for each other#But THIS to me is the nail in the coffin (pun intended) of why they are meant for each other#Wyll would not fall for Astarion's seduction attempts he is the only companion who would not give in to having meaningless sex w him#Or if not meaningless sex then immediate sex ykwim#Likewise Wyll's identity as a monster hunter and a chivalrous champion of the people would make him the prime target of Astarion's whims#Because who better to protect a monster but the monster hunter TURNED INTO A MONSTER himself.#Astarion would jump on the chance to use Wyll's devil transformation to his advantage and Wyll is THE ONLY ONE it wouldn't work on.#Wyll may have fallen first but Astarion fell harder than Elturel when he finally realised Wyll is GENUINELY good#And that he GENUINELY does not want sex and does not love Astarion for the possibility of sex#He asks for a fucking dance. He asks for a fucking dance before he ever even entertains the idea of sex. And he is steadfast about it#And astarion would play along with the romance just until he can get Wyll to help him kill Cazador#But would inevitably fall in love with Wyll along the way no matter what because Wyll is just genuine and chaste no matter what#āWyll is the type of man I used to dream of marrying. When I was 13ā he is doomed to fall for Wyll no matter what and he hates it#wyllstarion#Wyll Ravengard#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#bg3 wyll#Bloodpact#Coolest fucking ship name ever also. No one does it like them
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I hate it when I headcanon a character whoās canonically a girl as a trans man and make ships of him and a character whoās canonically a guy and I refer to it as a gay/mlm/guyxguy/whatever ship and someone gets mad. Like omg let trans people have FUNNNNN. Why are queer headcanons and genderbends cool until theyāre saying that the character is trans???
āOMGGG youāre so misogynistic I canāt believe you would erase FEMALE representation!!!ā
and like half of the characters in the franchise are women, and a total ofā¦ NONE of the characters are trans men. Also, my headcanon doesnāt change the source material. If my stuff upsets you, you can block me and go engage with the source or maybe every single other fanwork, since mine is the only trans man hc for this character that Iāve ever seen.
or when people are like āWTF??? this is so transphobic!!! how dare you imply that a character who looks like that could be a trans man?!?! do you think that trans men are women or something??? she uses she/her, and youāre misgendering her!ā
No, I donāt think that being a trans man makes you a woman or vice versa. Thatās why itās a headcanon, and the headcanon is that this character is actually a trans man and not a woman at all! Youāll never guess what pronouns most trans men had to use at some point in their lives, and you really wonāt like it when you find out about pre-(or no-)transition trans menā¦ or trans men who are in the closetā¦ or trans men who donāt know that theyāre trans yet.
āBut the character is a kid!!! Saying theyāre trans is sexualizing them.ā
Iāve seen this one from other queer people. Like did you miss when all of the homophobes said this about your identity, or do you think that bigotry is only bad when itās directed at you?
āWhy would you say ātestosterone could fix herā??? Are you trying to call her a delusional woman?ā
Why would your brain even go to that first? This literally has to be a bad faith reading, because thereās no way that someone could see what I said and get this unless they were specifically looking for something to be mad at me for.
(Note for anyone unaware: āEstrogen wouldāve fixed him!ā was a meme going around at the time I said this. Iām not sure if itās still super big, but this was a joke to the effect of that.)
āSo girls canāt be tomboys anymore? You just wanna trans everyone?ā
This is like actual real life transphobic rhetoric. This isnāt even just shitting on my headcanon, but in fact, sending transphobic hate to a trans man. Thanks š. Maybe you should go send JK Rowling another message about how much you loved her essay instead of bothering me.
#transgender#trans#trans man#transandrophobia#<- not all of it but the āitās misogynystic to be a trans man!!!ā part is. esp because itās something that people say about real trans men#is this inspired by a Tik tok about how making male characters women is empowering and making female characters men is misogyny?#(although that post was weirdly about genderbending gay ships? idk why thatās discourse going around ššš. I miss old fandom sometimes.)#not exactly. although the comments on it sucked. Iāve seen multiple variations of posts like that and all of their comment sections made me#feel like I was wading through raw sewage with how full of shit the commenters were.#I saw one violently threatening anyone who portrays a canon girl as a man (in stupid Tik Tok speak)#oh Feng Minā¦ oh Hilda PokĆ©monā¦ oh Y PokĆ©Speā¦ youāre all beautiful young men to me#nonbinary hcs also get you that last one super hard#I havenāt seen as much of this about hcing canon guys as trans girls other than posts where op says āname a girl character who (blank)!ā-#and then makes an addition that youāre an evil misogynist if you said a MALE!!! (even though Brock PokĆ©mon is a transbian to me </3)#which icks me out so bad. omfg. like sheās a girl to ME!!! so maybe thatās why Iām naming her under a post about GIRLS!!!#I imagine that most of the reason for not hearing much about it is because these types of headcanons justā¦ really arenāt common#so if you have a bunch of experience with headcanoning characters who are canonically men as trans girls and the hate that it gets you then#feel free to add on (and also please talk to me about your headcanonsā¦ there are so few of us. we need to stick together!!!)#itās not derailing despite this post specifically being tagged about trans men#thatās just bc thatās all that I talk about in my original post#this post has been in my drafts in different forms for probably like months#long post#I guess#anyone remember a while back when someone on this app got violently mad that someone put a character (canonically a guy) in the m/m tags on#ao3 bc the guy was hced as trans in the fic#and the post was like āgrrr the ao3 gender ship things are talking about GENITALS!!! not gender!!! Iām not transphobic though <3.ā#so now to imagine what itās like to hc a character whoās canonically a girl as a trans man just imagine that but itās worse and also youāre#getting it from other trans people too š
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skulduggery pleasant would leave valkyrie in a Walmart parking lot, not because he forgot her but because it 'builds character'
#sp#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#my man skully p#im just going to start calling him that because I hate typing out his name
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Catch the Wave by Kz (livetune) - 16th Anniversary Fan Film
Art/Animation - Omutatsu Movie - Eneki Remix - Guiano Vocaloid Edit - Bibi
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#bits#long psot#flashing#man i love vocaloid#ok also I'm going to type out the name of each song in order for those curious#here we go very long tags ahead please remember you can skip a post with j#mobile users idk sorry i guess#the disappearance of hatsune miku#hated by life itself#last score#andromeda andromeda#hello how are you#1925#melt#meltyland nightmare#whimsical mercy#this is the happiness and peace of mind committee#manimani#delusion tax#clockwork clown#godish#hall of fame
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y'all, his name is not shuro, I am begging you to stop emulating laios's microaggression.
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#toshiro nakamoto#i reblogged that fanart and now my for you feed is just essays on why it's not racist to hate āshuroā#and if just those posts called him by laios's mispronunciation i might not feel compelled to engage#but it feels like it's MOST of them#and it's so so so grating#i also struggle with some tones and inflections when im learning names#but this is TYPING#a mispronunciation#like why. are y'all doing that.#when maizuru snapped at him about the mispronunciation did you think she was mistaken#about the name of the man she helped raise
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iām not a transandrophobia truther in the slightest donāt get me wrong, but i think some people on here really need to realize and comprehend the fact that cis women, way WAY more often than not, hold extremely significant social and political power over trans men the vast majority of the time in our day to day lives
#sorry not to get on this bullshit i just saw a related post when i opened this app lmao#and by some people i donāt mean anyone in particular im not vagueing anyone or any specific post#and i especially donāt mean any transfem calling out transmisogynistic transmascs either#but yeah i see a lot of implication that trans men are like. somehow significantly privileged over cis women#and ofc i donāt mean that transmascs are incapable of being misogynistic to cis women bc thatās far from the case#but i need someone to name a transmasc with significant political or social or financial power thatās working to set back womenās rights#versus the amount of cis women with any of the aforementioned privileges working to take away the rights of trans people#bc i can think of 4 of the latter just off the top of my head without trying really hard#and the only day to day instance i can think of where trans men would hold significant power over a cis woman is like..#a workplace environment where he completely passes as cis and absolutely no one knows heās trans at all or even suspects it#but then again most if not all of that privilege would be stripped away the second anyone there found out he was trans#but yeah i really do think some people need to grapple with how they conceptualize gendered privilege and their own power in these dynamics#and how thatās reflected in the way they think about/interact with transmascs#are you disgusted with this random transmasc on tumblr because heās a man (or vaguely adjacent) or because heās trans. ykwim#and again i hate the whole transandrophobia thing i think itās stupid as shit and redundant to put it lightly and briefly but#idk why transmascs that believe in it have become the new face of anti-feminism and MRA movements#and not like. the cis men who started both of those things and contribute to the vast majority of that type of rhetoric in every way#and also hold enough power to leverage those beliefs over both women and also transmascs tbh#i think some people are just repulsed by the idea of anyone willingly wanting to be a man bc they see it as the same as becoming a cis man#in terms of privilege. when in reality by being trans youāre knocked down in terms of power and privilege from all cis people anyways#but also. some people also need to realize that transmascs can also have trauma and complicated feelings about being a man and patriarchy#and more often than not we ARE traumatized by the way cis men (and women!!) have treated us#and grapple with our place in the world as a result. itās not just as simple as becoming a cis man over night tbh!!#and again iām not talking about transfems with any of this because the vast Vast majority of transfems understand this more than anyone#iām mostly talking about cis women both irl and also just in the terminally online leftist sphere#and i also think i should be allowed to vent my grievances with the power cis women often do wield over me without being accused of being a#raging misogynist or MRA or whatever
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT SAI
My sweet sweet rude ass little bitch. I would KILL FOR HIM!!!!!! Iām going to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!! I literally LOVE HIM!!
Fucking mean as fuck
In awe of his tism
Never misses an opportunity to call Narutoās dick small. No shit said it probably close to like six or seven times this season
At the climax of the arc decided to whip out his diary and draw a picture of him and his bestie holding hands!!!!!
Crop top and fingerless gloves. Le Essence du Cunt
Has no identity or emotion or self concept outside of what heās ordered to do. So fucking tragic Iām ripping my own eyes out
Was literally going to murder sasuke (due to aforementioned lack of self concept outside of orders) until he correctly realized gay love is more important than the safety of leaf village and also his mission, the literal only piece of himself he has to hang onto.
And heās RIGHT!!!!
And then took it upon himself to try to convince sasuke to come back, one mean gay bitch to another
Just to immediately get his ass kicked by Narutoās ex
WROTE THE WORD FRIEND ON A STICKY NOTE SO HE CAN PULL IT OUT WHENEVER HE THINKS ABOUT NARUTO AND SAKURA. HELLO
Why is his slutty lil tummy out. Sir put that thang away I am begging you
SAI IS THE FUCKING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME I CNANOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KONOHAāS MEANEST TWINK AND THE CUNTIEST BOY IN THE UNIVERSE
#my fucking sweet angel man#I need interactions with him and the rest of the kids NOW NOW NOW NOW#hereās my thoughts on who heād like and who heād hate#Lee would amuse him I think 8/10#he and Neji are immediate besties as fellow dark haired mean gay bitches 10/10#heād probably remind Shikamaru too much of sasuke 2/10#heād think Kiba was doing Too Much 4/10#showās writing doesnāt seem super interested in Tenten so. idk 5/10 ig#choji agrees with Shikamaru and also is holding a grudge about the time he attacked them 3/10#Ino!!! hmm I could see it going either way but#they are fellow mean bitches and I think she might even be into him since she did like sasuke so heās kinda her type#8/10#also idk why but he and hinata would be friends. vibes. 7/10#oh and bug guy whose name I can never remember ! heās in awe of his tism too but the bugs creep him out 6/10#Naruto#GIVE THIS BOY EVERY FRIEND IN THE WORLD STAT
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I have never hated a character more than I hate bunny in the secret history
#the amount of times I have#wtf bunny#out loud#I hate this man#also to type of name is bunny#short for Edmund stfu
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I take notes when I play video games which means I caught the exact moment I finished Leon's campaign and received the "the trouble with women" achievement
#hey i think i hate leon actually#take og leon back i hope he explodes#wheres remake leon. wheres my boy#give me the blonde man whos been retconned into respecting woman#this other guy sucks#me when im leon and the women ive just been on a horrible adventure on is morning at her sisters grave: women š#EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE#hunnigan blow his head up with the suicide squad bomb in his neck#'why do i always get stuck with the bossy ones š' its your type dumbass shut up#literally name one woman in your life who doesnt order you around#you can't you literally cant
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They done found the man from Megās documentary who said that Tory shouldāve aimed higer ! He said that in his work uniform and whatās crazy is, that video didnāt even have that many views so the fact that Meg & her team still saw it and put it in the docš. His page is locked now! Fuck him up and make his life miserable šš
#Baby they calling for FedEx to fire him!! š¤£#I would hate to be on the summer jam screen#in this documentary they found everyone that was talking shit š#Grown ass man. Outside. At work. In a bonnet.#hope he gets ran over tbh#He deserves to be punished#ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#iām not sad for her#iām outraged#iām just glad sheās in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are#and they can go straight to hell#they will pay for their crimes#for sucking that abusers meat#Instagram#As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named#She went through unnecessary trauma for two years#Thatļæ½ļæ½ļæ½s unforgivable#Next level fuckery#That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women#once again#ššædaystar Peterson
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Is ao3 a good fanfiction site or was i just on the Danganronpa side of it
#Literally fuckinf scarred me#Its why I don't use that website#Kokichi goes to the zoo#All that type of shir#DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ME TRYING TO READ THE YANDERE FICS#The only good one was a saioumanimi oneshots thing that was fluff and angst I really liked#Those my three boys fr#I never really got why people hated the fandom until I went on ao3 and then I suddenly understood#I understood clear as day#Sainami shippers though? (I think thats the ship name)#Yall saved me man#Keep cooking
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i feel a heavy pressure like someone is sitting on my chest making it so i canāt breathe whenever i think about how every single structure in society and social conditioning makes it so that women have no choice but to inevitably end up with a male and it is pushed so hard as the only possible viable option and it feels choking and inescapable (personal rambling vent in tags)
#even if we supposedly have more options now than ever before it still isnāt enough#itās still a fight and a struggle to avoid#and i look around and almost every woman i know is shacked up with some dude in one form or another just to survive#even if she doesnāt like it or even actively hates it#like my mom#but she brainwashes herself to try to convince herself that sheās ok with it#itās all so bleak#i know there is hope#and iām currently biding my time until i can get out on my own and try to practice more female separatism type living styles etc#but itās difficult and lonely especially when it feels like youāre the only woman you know trying to go for something like that#hell even my childhood best friend who i love dearly and she is very into women and does things with them regularly#even she is shacked up with some dude and itās just like god that sucks but i donāt want to be a hater#and maybe iām a hypocrite because i was with some guy for so long but i realized that it SUCKS and i didnāt have to be forced to stay there#and i left#but even that was tough! when itās been drilled into my head my whole life that that is the only way i can be or do anything or exist!#i want to get out on my own do my own thing do this medical job get this degree go to med school do do my own thing#keep my name never give birth never get married unless itās to a woman#i promised myself i would never get in a relationship with a man ever again and i am sticking to it 100% even if i have to fight these dudes#i work with to fuck off#itās all just so tiring#but iām getting there#i donāt care how nice or perfect supposedly some guy is because at the end of the day heās still a guy#and i refuse to deal with that shit anymore or ever again#i should have never dealt with it in the first place but at least i know better now and iāve learned and i know iāll never go back#i want to read my books more often#and do more creative things#iāve just felt very depressed and unmotivated because i feel like my life isnāt where it should be right now#but i went to the therapist today and she said iām actually making a lot of progress and i shouldnāt compare myself to other people#which itās very difficult not to but yeah#idk iām still trying to get my shit together but so is everybody else
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games whose lines get stuck in your head for days are so good... usually it has only been re:kinder, and everytime i just get comically sad, so the contrast of that with how comically mad i get when I think of mouthwashing's lines is so funny
"no... we can both be heroesš„ŗš„ŗ we are a teamš„ŗ" i will put that man in a microwave usually I use that phrase affectionately but no we need to put him in boiling oil you know the game is good when it gets ridiculously intense reactions from me
(btw do recommend mouthwashing its very deserving of the hype)
#not art#i talk!!!#mouthwashing#ill just be minding my own business and that line comes to my mind and it makes me so exasperated#like HEROES OF WHATššš YOU??? A HERO??? WHAT ARE YOU BLABBIGN ABOUT???#hes such such a well written character even then even if i want a meteorite to hit him and for him to not die inmediately#its so strange typing that like genuinely i tend to use those type of phrases for things i have affection for#but no rn im being so fr so genuine withthe words im using i think we should put him in a blender#that man who shall not be named#hate on him aside i do really recommend this game it truly truly is a horror gameš#its been a while since something leaves me looking at my screen in silent horror and shock at the end of it#i remember I finished it at night and i was left wondering how i was meant to sleep after that
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Iām giggling, the way people on TikTok donāt put any effort when they draw jungle
I guess the people in the fandom have their own way of hating on the guy (for a good reason too)
#mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#I felt gross when typing out his name#I love TikTok#and the fandom on hating on the man#heās so š¤®
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spinel: passion, devotion, longevity
#man. just. man#i might make these drawings a series with the explorers?#idk#anyways i started thinking this one up before the newer episodes#but i think it's still pretty appropriate#i think the whole eye taunt might have been more fitting for coral?#i think that's her name#but it still works for spinel ig#i tried to make him look a little more ominous compared to amethio#i really like spinel#at first it was just bc he's a competent and scary villain and very fun#and also the type of guy i love to hate#but seeing more of him and seeing other's thoughts about him have made me really like him!!#i have so many thoughts#but i'll leave that there#it's getting late and i should sleep#pokemon presents tomorrow!!! yippee!!#shark's scribbles#pokemon#pokemon horizons#pkmn#art#fanart#pokemon fanart#spinel#spinel pokemon#pokeani#anipoke
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So I might've-
(I originally wrote it and posted it halfway asleep and it was notttt good, so I went and rewrote it and now it's better!)
#borderlands#fanfic#rhack#for now#borderlands au#handsome jack#loserfail rhys#that was already a tag#I only typed rhys#rhys#rhys the company man#rhys strongfork#but I will not be using that last name#sorry but i hate it#my fanfiction
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