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lesbianwyllravengard Ā· 8 months ago
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No but Astarion wanting to be valued for more than sex and seen for something that's not just sex regardless of who romances him and Wyll wanting a chaste and genuine romance with sincere and committed courtship with no sex regardless of who romances him is insaneeeeee. I know everyone's talked about this before but everytime I stop to think about it I lose my mind. They couldn't be more narratively bound I'm clawing at the bars of my cage
#I put my lengthy tags in a reblog if you want.#And yes ofc Wyll teaching Astarion compassion and Astarion teaching Wyll to value himself and advocate for himself#Make them perfect for each other#But THIS to me is the nail in the coffin (pun intended) of why they are meant for each other#Wyll would not fall for Astarion's seduction attempts he is the only companion who would not give in to having meaningless sex w him#Or if not meaningless sex then immediate sex ykwim#Likewise Wyll's identity as a monster hunter and a chivalrous champion of the people would make him the prime target of Astarion's whims#Because who better to protect a monster but the monster hunter TURNED INTO A MONSTER himself.#Astarion would jump on the chance to use Wyll's devil transformation to his advantage and Wyll is THE ONLY ONE it wouldn't work on.#Wyll may have fallen first but Astarion fell harder than Elturel when he finally realised Wyll is GENUINELY good#And that he GENUINELY does not want sex and does not love Astarion for the possibility of sex#He asks for a fucking dance. He asks for a fucking dance before he ever even entertains the idea of sex. And he is steadfast about it#And astarion would play along with the romance just until he can get Wyll to help him kill Cazador#But would inevitably fall in love with Wyll along the way no matter what because Wyll is just genuine and chaste no matter what#ā€œWyll is the type of man I used to dream of marrying. When I was 13ā€ he is doomed to fall for Wyll no matter what and he hates it#wyllstarion#Wyll Ravengard#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#bg3 wyll#Bloodpact#Coolest fucking ship name ever also. No one does it like them
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pokemon-radical-red Ā· 2 months ago
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I hate it when I headcanon a character whoā€™s canonically a girl as a trans man and make ships of him and a character whoā€™s canonically a guy and I refer to it as a gay/mlm/guyxguy/whatever ship and someone gets mad. Like omg let trans people have FUNNNNN. Why are queer headcanons and genderbends cool until theyā€™re saying that the character is trans???
ā€œOMGGG youā€™re so misogynistic I canā€™t believe you would erase FEMALE representation!!!ā€
and like half of the characters in the franchise are women, and a total ofā€¦ NONE of the characters are trans men. Also, my headcanon doesnā€™t change the source material. If my stuff upsets you, you can block me and go engage with the source or maybe every single other fanwork, since mine is the only trans man hc for this character that Iā€™ve ever seen.
or when people are like ā€œWTF??? this is so transphobic!!! how dare you imply that a character who looks like that could be a trans man?!?! do you think that trans men are women or something??? she uses she/her, and youā€™re misgendering her!ā€
No, I donā€™t think that being a trans man makes you a woman or vice versa. Thatā€™s why itā€™s a headcanon, and the headcanon is that this character is actually a trans man and not a woman at all! Youā€™ll never guess what pronouns most trans men had to use at some point in their lives, and you really wonā€™t like it when you find out about pre-(or no-)transition trans menā€¦ or trans men who are in the closetā€¦ or trans men who donā€™t know that theyā€™re trans yet.
ā€œBut the character is a kid!!! Saying theyā€™re trans is sexualizing them.ā€
Iā€™ve seen this one from other queer people. Like did you miss when all of the homophobes said this about your identity, or do you think that bigotry is only bad when itā€™s directed at you?
ā€œWhy would you say ā€˜testosterone could fix herā€™??? Are you trying to call her a delusional woman?ā€
Why would your brain even go to that first? This literally has to be a bad faith reading, because thereā€™s no way that someone could see what I said and get this unless they were specifically looking for something to be mad at me for.
(Note for anyone unaware: ā€œEstrogen wouldā€™ve fixed him!ā€ was a meme going around at the time I said this. Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s still super big, but this was a joke to the effect of that.)
ā€œSo girls canā€™t be tomboys anymore? You just wanna trans everyone?ā€
This is like actual real life transphobic rhetoric. This isnā€™t even just shitting on my headcanon, but in fact, sending transphobic hate to a trans man. Thanks šŸ‘. Maybe you should go send JK Rowling another message about how much you loved her essay instead of bothering me.
#transgender#trans#trans man#transandrophobia#<- not all of it but the ā€˜itā€™s misogynystic to be a trans man!!!ā€™ part is. esp because itā€™s something that people say about real trans men#is this inspired by a Tik tok about how making male characters women is empowering and making female characters men is misogyny?#(although that post was weirdly about genderbending gay ships? idk why thatā€™s discourse going around šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. I miss old fandom sometimes.)#not exactly. although the comments on it sucked. Iā€™ve seen multiple variations of posts like that and all of their comment sections made me#feel like I was wading through raw sewage with how full of shit the commenters were.#I saw one violently threatening anyone who portrays a canon girl as a man (in stupid Tik Tok speak)#oh Feng Minā€¦ oh Hilda PokĆ©monā€¦ oh Y PokĆ©Speā€¦ youā€™re all beautiful young men to me#nonbinary hcs also get you that last one super hard#I havenā€™t seen as much of this about hcing canon guys as trans girls other than posts where op says ā€˜name a girl character who (blank)!ā€™-#and then makes an addition that youā€™re an evil misogynist if you said a MALE!!! (even though Brock PokĆ©mon is a transbian to me </3)#which icks me out so bad. omfg. like sheā€™s a girl to ME!!! so maybe thatā€™s why Iā€™m naming her under a post about GIRLS!!!#I imagine that most of the reason for not hearing much about it is because these types of headcanons justā€¦ really arenā€™t common#so if you have a bunch of experience with headcanoning characters who are canonically men as trans girls and the hate that it gets you then#feel free to add on (and also please talk to me about your headcanonsā€¦ there are so few of us. we need to stick together!!!)#itā€™s not derailing despite this post specifically being tagged about trans men#thatā€™s just bc thatā€™s all that I talk about in my original post#this post has been in my drafts in different forms for probably like months#long post#I guess#anyone remember a while back when someone on this app got violently mad that someone put a character (canonically a guy) in the m/m tags on#ao3 bc the guy was hced as trans in the fic#and the post was like ā€˜grrr the ao3 gender ship things are talking about GENITALS!!! not gender!!! Iā€™m not transphobic though <3.ā€™#so now to imagine what itā€™s like to hc a character whoā€™s canonically a girl as a trans man just imagine that but itā€™s worse and also youā€™re#getting it from other trans people too šŸ‘
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thisreallyrattlesmybones Ā· 1 year ago
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skulduggery pleasant would leave valkyrie in a Walmart parking lot, not because he forgot her but because it 'builds character'
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gearbit Ā· 1 year ago
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Catch the Wave by Kz (livetune) - 16th Anniversary Fan Film
Art/Animation - Omutatsu Movie - Eneki Remix - Guiano Vocaloid Edit - Bibi
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kaurwreck Ā· 9 months ago
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y'all, his name is not shuro, I am begging you to stop emulating laios's microaggression.
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loveguts Ā· 4 months ago
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iā€™m not a transandrophobia truther in the slightest donā€™t get me wrong, but i think some people on here really need to realize and comprehend the fact that cis women, way WAY more often than not, hold extremely significant social and political power over trans men the vast majority of the time in our day to day lives
#sorry not to get on this bullshit i just saw a related post when i opened this app lmao#and by some people i donā€™t mean anyone in particular im not vagueing anyone or any specific post#and i especially donā€™t mean any transfem calling out transmisogynistic transmascs either#but yeah i see a lot of implication that trans men are like. somehow significantly privileged over cis women#and ofc i donā€™t mean that transmascs are incapable of being misogynistic to cis women bc thatā€™s far from the case#but i need someone to name a transmasc with significant political or social or financial power thatā€™s working to set back womenā€™s rights#versus the amount of cis women with any of the aforementioned privileges working to take away the rights of trans people#bc i can think of 4 of the latter just off the top of my head without trying really hard#and the only day to day instance i can think of where trans men would hold significant power over a cis woman is like..#a workplace environment where he completely passes as cis and absolutely no one knows heā€™s trans at all or even suspects it#but then again most if not all of that privilege would be stripped away the second anyone there found out he was trans#but yeah i really do think some people need to grapple with how they conceptualize gendered privilege and their own power in these dynamics#and how thatā€™s reflected in the way they think about/interact with transmascs#are you disgusted with this random transmasc on tumblr because heā€™s a man (or vaguely adjacent) or because heā€™s trans. ykwim#and again i hate the whole transandrophobia thing i think itā€™s stupid as shit and redundant to put it lightly and briefly but#idk why transmascs that believe in it have become the new face of anti-feminism and MRA movements#and not like. the cis men who started both of those things and contribute to the vast majority of that type of rhetoric in every way#and also hold enough power to leverage those beliefs over both women and also transmascs tbh#i think some people are just repulsed by the idea of anyone willingly wanting to be a man bc they see it as the same as becoming a cis man#in terms of privilege. when in reality by being trans youā€™re knocked down in terms of power and privilege from all cis people anyways#but also. some people also need to realize that transmascs can also have trauma and complicated feelings about being a man and patriarchy#and more often than not we ARE traumatized by the way cis men (and women!!) have treated us#and grapple with our place in the world as a result. itā€™s not just as simple as becoming a cis man over night tbh!!#and again iā€™m not talking about transfems with any of this because the vast Vast majority of transfems understand this more than anyone#iā€™m mostly talking about cis women both irl and also just in the terminally online leftist sphere#and i also think i should be allowed to vent my grievances with the power cis women often do wield over me without being accused of being a#raging misogynist or MRA or whatever
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tanjir0se Ā· 3 months ago
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT SAI
My sweet sweet rude ass little bitch. I would KILL FOR HIM!!!!!! Iā€™m going to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!! I literally LOVE HIM!!
Fucking mean as fuck
In awe of his tism
Never misses an opportunity to call Narutoā€™s dick small. No shit said it probably close to like six or seven times this season
At the climax of the arc decided to whip out his diary and draw a picture of him and his bestie holding hands!!!!!
Crop top and fingerless gloves. Le Essence du Cunt
Has no identity or emotion or self concept outside of what heā€™s ordered to do. So fucking tragic Iā€™m ripping my own eyes out
Was literally going to murder sasuke (due to aforementioned lack of self concept outside of orders) until he correctly realized gay love is more important than the safety of leaf village and also his mission, the literal only piece of himself he has to hang onto.
And heā€™s RIGHT!!!!
And then took it upon himself to try to convince sasuke to come back, one mean gay bitch to another
Just to immediately get his ass kicked by Narutoā€™s ex
WROTE THE WORD FRIEND ON A STICKY NOTE SO HE CAN PULL IT OUT WHENEVER HE THINKS ABOUT NARUTO AND SAKURA. HELLO
Why is his slutty lil tummy out. Sir put that thang away I am begging you
SAI IS THE FUCKING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME I CNANOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KONOHAā€™S MEANEST TWINK AND THE CUNTIEST BOY IN THE UNIVERSE
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jinchuls Ā· 6 months ago
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I have never hated a character more than I hate bunny in the secret history
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kingflups Ā· 1 month ago
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I take notes when I play video games which means I caught the exact moment I finished Leon's campaign and received the "the trouble with women" achievement
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cyarskj1899 Ā· 3 months ago
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They done found the man from Megā€™s documentary who said that Tory shouldā€™ve aimed higer ! He said that in his work uniform and whatā€™s crazy is, that video didnā€™t even have that many views so the fact that Meg & her team still saw it and put it in the docšŸ˜—. His page is locked now! Fuck him up and make his life miserable šŸ˜šŸ˜‚
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clownboymcchucklefuck Ā· 10 months ago
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Is ao3 a good fanfiction site or was i just on the Danganronpa side of it
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swaghaver69 Ā· 1 month ago
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i feel a heavy pressure like someone is sitting on my chest making it so i canā€™t breathe whenever i think about how every single structure in society and social conditioning makes it so that women have no choice but to inevitably end up with a male and it is pushed so hard as the only possible viable option and it feels choking and inescapable (personal rambling vent in tags)
#even if we supposedly have more options now than ever before it still isnā€™t enough#itā€™s still a fight and a struggle to avoid#and i look around and almost every woman i know is shacked up with some dude in one form or another just to survive#even if she doesnā€™t like it or even actively hates it#like my mom#but she brainwashes herself to try to convince herself that sheā€™s ok with it#itā€™s all so bleak#i know there is hope#and iā€™m currently biding my time until i can get out on my own and try to practice more female separatism type living styles etc#but itā€™s difficult and lonely especially when it feels like youā€™re the only woman you know trying to go for something like that#hell even my childhood best friend who i love dearly and she is very into women and does things with them regularly#even she is shacked up with some dude and itā€™s just like god that sucks but i donā€™t want to be a hater#and maybe iā€™m a hypocrite because i was with some guy for so long but i realized that it SUCKS and i didnā€™t have to be forced to stay there#and i left#but even that was tough! when itā€™s been drilled into my head my whole life that that is the only way i can be or do anything or exist!#i want to get out on my own do my own thing do this medical job get this degree go to med school do do my own thing#keep my name never give birth never get married unless itā€™s to a woman#i promised myself i would never get in a relationship with a man ever again and i am sticking to it 100% even if i have to fight these dudes#i work with to fuck off#itā€™s all just so tiring#but iā€™m getting there#i donā€™t care how nice or perfect supposedly some guy is because at the end of the day heā€™s still a guy#and i refuse to deal with that shit anymore or ever again#i should have never dealt with it in the first place but at least i know better now and iā€™ve learned and i know iā€™ll never go back#i want to read my books more often#and do more creative things#iā€™ve just felt very depressed and unmotivated because i feel like my life isnā€™t where it should be right now#but i went to the therapist today and she said iā€™m actually making a lot of progress and i shouldnā€™t compare myself to other people#which itā€™s very difficult not to but yeah#idk iā€™m still trying to get my shit together but so is everybody else
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thedrotter Ā· 2 months ago
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games whose lines get stuck in your head for days are so good... usually it has only been re:kinder, and everytime i just get comically sad, so the contrast of that with how comically mad i get when I think of mouthwashing's lines is so funny
"no... we can both be heroesšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ we are a teamšŸ„ŗ" i will put that man in a microwave usually I use that phrase affectionately but no we need to put him in boiling oil you know the game is good when it gets ridiculously intense reactions from me
(btw do recommend mouthwashing its very deserving of the hype)
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thehotgrandparent Ā· 3 months ago
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Iā€™m giggling, the way people on TikTok donā€™t put any effort when they draw jungle
I guess the people in the fandom have their own way of hating on the guy (for a good reason too)
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sharkdays Ā· 2 years ago
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spinel: passion, devotion, longevity
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smpsys Ā· 1 year ago
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So I might've-
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(I originally wrote it and posted it halfway asleep and it was notttt good, so I went and rewrote it and now it's better!)
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