#show’s writing doesn’t seem super interested in Tenten so. idk 5/10 ig
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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT SAI
My sweet sweet rude ass little bitch. I would KILL FOR HIM!!!!!! I’m going to BLOW UP THE MOON!!!! I literally LOVE HIM!!
Fucking mean as fuck
In awe of his tism
Never misses an opportunity to call Naruto’s dick small. No shit said it probably close to like six or seven times this season
At the climax of the arc decided to whip out his diary and draw a picture of him and his bestie holding hands!!!!!
Crop top and fingerless gloves. Le Essence du Cunt
Has no identity or emotion or self concept outside of what he’s ordered to do. So fucking tragic I’m ripping my own eyes out
Was literally going to murder sasuke (due to aforementioned lack of self concept outside of orders) until he correctly realized gay love is more important than the safety of leaf village and also his mission, the literal only piece of himself he has to hang onto.
And he’s RIGHT!!!!
And then took it upon himself to try to convince sasuke to come back, one mean gay bitch to another
Just to immediately get his ass kicked by Naruto’s ex
WROTE THE WORD FRIEND ON A STICKY NOTE SO HE CAN PULL IT OUT WHENEVER HE THINKS ABOUT NARUTO AND SAKURA. HELLO
Why is his slutty lil tummy out. Sir put that thang away I am begging you
SAI IS THE FUCKING CHARACTER OF ALL TIME I CNANOT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KONOHA’S MEANEST TWINK AND THE CUNTIEST BOY IN THE UNIVERSE
#my fucking sweet angel man#I need interactions with him and the rest of the kids NOW NOW NOW NOW#here’s my thoughts on who he’d like and who he’d hate#Lee would amuse him I think 8/10#he and Neji are immediate besties as fellow dark haired mean gay bitches 10/10#he’d probably remind Shikamaru too much of sasuke 2/10#he’d think Kiba was doing Too Much 4/10#show’s writing doesn’t seem super interested in Tenten so. idk 5/10 ig#choji agrees with Shikamaru and also is holding a grudge about the time he attacked them 3/10#Ino!!! hmm I could see it going either way but#they are fellow mean bitches and I think she might even be into him since she did like sasuke so he’s kinda her type#8/10#also idk why but he and hinata would be friends. vibes. 7/10#oh and bug guy whose name I can never remember ! he’s in awe of his tism too but the bugs creep him out 6/10#Naruto#GIVE THIS BOY EVERY FRIEND IN THE WORLD STAT
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