kingflups
kingflups
Hit me with your car
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kingflups · 1 hour ago
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kingflups · 1 hour ago
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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kingflups · 1 hour ago
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This is so silly but my little brother got me to play pokemon go again and it's actually been getting me to leave the house and go on hikes at new places while my depression has been flaring up. Obviously me getting better isn't only the game, it's the therapy and the meds and the coping techniques I've been putting into practice but it's a hell of a lot funnier to say pokemon cured my depression bc I had to take my son toothbrush out on his daily walk
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kingflups · 2 hours ago
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well if this is the only thing
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kingflups · 2 hours ago
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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kingflups · 2 hours ago
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artists who draw nothing but white people scare me
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kingflups · 2 hours ago
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kingflups · 3 hours ago
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“ok lets do warm up sketch”
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“oh..”
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kingflups · 4 hours ago
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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
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kingflups · 6 hours ago
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weevil time 2025
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kingflups · 8 hours ago
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i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.
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kingflups · 9 hours ago
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DUSTER ⛐ 1x01 "baltimore changes everything"
— for @powersuitup
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kingflups · 10 hours ago
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If you do come out to your friends, remember: you’re the same person you were before you came out to them. Hopefully, your friends will be totally cool with it, and they’ll understand that, too. They might ask some questions that could sound silly or obvious to you, and of course, it’s up to you whether you answer them or not. It’s not your responsibility to educate others, but if they genuinely want to learn more you may be able to help them.  They might have questions that come from a place of genuine curiosity, much like they might if you’d recently gotten into a new movie or games franchise that they don’t know much about, or if you practiced a religion they’re unfamiliar with.
Hi, Bi Guy: Coming Out to Your Friends by Adam England
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kingflups · 10 hours ago
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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood
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kingflups · 12 hours ago
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I went to go sit at my favorite park after work and these fucking men started circling my car and calling me a faggot over and over
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kingflups · 19 hours ago
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video essay where I analyze every episode of Make Some Noise, assign numerical values to all of sam's loosey-goosey point additions, and calculate who actually won each episode
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kingflups · 19 hours ago
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I was scrolling trough twitter and I found this new joke which I feel like would fit their dynamic.
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