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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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This is so silly but my little brother got me to play pokemon go again and it's actually been getting me to leave the house and go on hikes at new places while my depression has been flaring up. Obviously me getting better isn't only the game, it's the therapy and the meds and the coping techniques I've been putting into practice but it's a hell of a lot funnier to say pokemon cured my depression bc I had to take my son toothbrush out on his daily walk

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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artists who draw nothing but white people scare me
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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
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i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.
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DUSTER ⛐ 1x01 "baltimore changes everything"
— for @powersuitup
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If you do come out to your friends, remember: you’re the same person you were before you came out to them. Hopefully, your friends will be totally cool with it, and they’ll understand that, too. They might ask some questions that could sound silly or obvious to you, and of course, it’s up to you whether you answer them or not. It’s not your responsibility to educate others, but if they genuinely want to learn more you may be able to help them. They might have questions that come from a place of genuine curiosity, much like they might if you’d recently gotten into a new movie or games franchise that they don’t know much about, or if you practiced a religion they’re unfamiliar with.
Hi, Bi Guy: Coming Out to Your Friends by Adam England
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yes I bled all over your perfect white carpet but my blood is actually pretty awesome you should be excited to live with my awesome blood
#me when my cousin knocked out my tooth on his moms white rug#sorry again about your carpet auntie mary 😎👍
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I went to go sit at my favorite park after work and these fucking men started circling my car and calling me a faggot over and over

#and i couldnt even leave bc i live right across the street and i didnt want them to follow me home#like#fuck#ive had scary shit happen before but never when I was alone at night#and so close to my home#im so fucking rattled i just want to throw up#the first time i just thought it was a dumb teen#but then they started circling#just so that they could see i was in the car#and that i could hear#i think the guy genuinely hurt his throat from how loud he was yelling#like it *cracked* the way your voice does wehn you scream for too long and wont be able to talk tomorrow#to call me a fucking faggot#over and over#fuck man i want to cry#i dont even think they're local i think they were using to park to buy weed or something#bc i never fucking have issues at that park. its literally my backyard
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video essay where I analyze every episode of Make Some Noise, assign numerical values to all of sam's loosey-goosey point additions, and calculate who actually won each episode
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I was scrolling trough twitter and I found this new joke which I feel like would fit their dynamic.

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