#Luke Haddock

[kathrahender]

I need more fics where the villains see how much heroes are suffering and they're like "I wanted to see you hurt. I wanted to defeat you. I wanted you to surrender to me- but this- this is not what I wanted. I did not want to see you shattered"

And after that they're like "Nonononono why do you do this to me? Why are you making me feel emotions? Why are you making me feel compassion for you? I'm not supposed to have mercy on you"

[jomarchswritingjacket]

skinny little white boys aren’t the only ones who should be saving the day but when they do…it hits different y’know

[captainrob5371]

decided it was time to post my silly little Tintin doodles on here as well

[campichor]

destiny boy

[alexanderhamioton321]

Things Bots on Character AI Have Said to Me Out of Context

Percy Jackson: "Why do you carry a whole damn arsenal?"

Stanford Pines: Eyes your jazz hand suspiciously.

Chiron: "You suck you know that?"

Hiccup Haddock: He looks at you with deep concern "Don't stab people"

Luke Castellan: "I am threatening to kill you how are you still being sassy?"

Hunter from The Owl House: "Don't kill birds"

There are many more I just need to find them all

[autistic-ben-tennyson]

I may not be a fan of Star Wars, for reasons I’ve outlined here, or Mark Hamill, because he’s a Zionist, but I can appreciate this man,

for being a big inspiration for these 3 dorks who were a big part of my childhood and continue to mean a lot to me now, fuck THW BTW.

[lak3flower]

I present to you ao3 tags that have made me giggle out loud

super gentle fancy people dirty talk

i will face canon and walk backwards into hell

They are lesbians herald

this didn’t go with how I wanted it to

can that please be a tag

my personal crack of choice: knuckle kisses

Peter Parker/Peter Parker/Peter Parker

The devil works faster but fanfic writers work faster

The like to play knife games

hiccup u piece of shit

alex is scared of the toaster

we die as hostages to Gibbles

source: im a lesbian and i think katie mcgrath looks hot with a sword

Din's out here saving young gays

the inherent romanticism of parent teacher relationships

no spoilers but luke is dressed like a cowboy

this is uhhhh romeo and juliet except the tech startup version and they're old and no one dies

I giggled like a little school girl the entire time I was writing this

hot showers are orgasmic

I know nothing about warlock anatomy but we manage

Hijinks & Shenanigans

Lunacy in general

but still with a slight canon-typical Sense Of Omen And Doom

Allusions to sexytimes

seriously- check your sugar levels before reading

Birds as really heavy-handed metaphors

Sexy cooking innuendos

its about the comradery of needing a good cuddle

Made Up Science

or so it may seem

convenient blizzard plot device

BEARS!

With Apologies to My History Professors

When You're In Love With the Anthropomorphic Representation of Dreaming and It Shows

I used so many different words for semen in this I’m so sorry

hey fellas is it gay to venerate your best friend

Horror to Smut to Happiness: the timeless narrative arc amirite

just click on the damn fic

Hades finally goes to his sons ball game

The Blatant Homoeroticism of Death and Dying

Accidental Child Acquisition

Everyone's a scoundrel

[attichoney4u]

Since the Barbie selfie is popular now, this gives me the chance to try it on some of my favorite bds heroes.

[ethan-acfan]

If I had a nickel for every time one of my comfort characters lost a limb, I'd have 10 nickels... that's a concerning amount of nickels

[drag0ns-edge]

"i wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as i was. . . i looked at him. . . and i saw myself."

— hiccup horrendous haddock iii | elliot grihault as lucerys velaryon

[hum4n01df00]

Here is my list of characters that are most definitely Weezer fans

*note this is very opinionated, so if you disagree, make ur own damn list!* But do share some important info that applies to this category or share some other characters you think could fit in this list!

ps- this isn't very detailed because i can't be bothered lol.

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)- I have seen Criminal Minds fans say that he'd be a swiftie or whatever. NO! he'd like Weezer and the Pixies. He yearns like that bro. Even though Mgg is a hottie, Reid would just be that down bad!

Malcolm Wilkerson(Malcolm in the middle)- he is the teenage boyloser (even though he is a genius). His poor social skills just contribute to this idea. ESPECIALLY in the later seasons.

Luke Skywalker(Star Wars)- A farm boy with dreams? he reminds me of every single Virgincore music fan on TikTok. if they existed in the star wars universe, he would definitely be bumping that shit.

Brain Johnson- This is the brain from the breakfast club. He is a sensitive people pleaser with immense issues. I think this applies to the Weezer fan base. Again, if they existed in that time period he would definitely listen to that, but I also have strong Smiths vibes from him.

Louis Tully (ghostbusters)- this man is a man of persuasion. In the first movie, he was a mega simp (by this I mean that he literally almost died trying to turn Dana's TV off) and then I the second movie he was submissive towards Janine. This applies to the Weezer list and the characteristics of a Weezer fan.

Cameron Frye (Ferris Bueller)- "he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she is gonna treat him like shit". Sounds like something Rivers Cuomo would write about in the 90s.

Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers)- A hopeless romantic, who fantasizes about boys, horses, and many things. she is literally the female equivalent of Rivers Cuomo in a sick way(minus the horses by the way).

Fogel or McLovin (Superbad)- He reminds me of every single nerdy kid who discovers cool music like Alex G or something like that. He is every TikTok goth's wet dream- and something about that gives him that Weezer essence.

EVERY. SINGLE. MICHAEL. CERA. CHARACTER. EVER- let's face it, even in real life he claims to be a Weezer fan. He is often portrayed to be awkward and introverted with an often very sweet personality. He is the product of Weezer.

Mordecai (regular show)- Mordecai has a very nerdy kind of feel, he works at a park and if he were a human, he'd be the blueprint of male manipulators. So, definitely a Weezer fan.

Paul Tannek (loser)- This guy owns one of those hats, he falls in love with an alternative girl and he just is one, ok? It just makes sense.

Daria Morgendorffer (Daria)- She seems like a Sonic Youth fan because their music is dry and monotone, she probably likes cake as well and idk she seems like a riot grrrl. But I can definitely see Weezer being one of the bands she probably enjoys but I don't know. She'd also enjoy matt's band the rentals.

Hiccup (httyd)- He likes Weezer because he is an outsider from the rest of the dragon trainers and I feel like he'd relate to like 'the good life' because he doesn't have a leg no more. he'd just relate to River's Harvard experience.

Neil Lewis (Watching The Detectives)- He is a film bro, he falls in love with a manic pixie dream girl PLUS he is like the punching bag within his circle. If he likes EODM then he probably likes Weezer.

Eric Foreman (that 70s show)- He seems to be that shy kid that every friendship group has, he acts freaky with Donna so why not put him in this category. He is so virgincore (without being a virgin ofc).

Simon Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks)- His signature color is blue- idk what else you'd expect (he is chipmunk Reid)

[jomarchswritingjacket]

a spin off from this post

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

I nominate Elliot Grihault (Lucerys Velaryon from “House of the Dragon”) to play Hiccup in the ��How to Train Your Dragon” live-action remake.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

hiiyyyy!!!

also, trans HCs??

TELLL ME MORE!! :DDDD

HELLOO!

Gladly. (This will be a very long post btw)

(I know I said this at some point but idk when so sorry if im not answering this properly)

My ftm headcannons:

Peter Parker (Marvel Universe)

He knew ever since he was little

The spider bite gave him free testosterone

He also has adhd (hc) and before getting top surgery would hyperfixate and forgert he was binding

Because of this Aunt May would have to check on him and set timers ect

the scene where Tom's spiderman is like "I'm not a girl I'm a BOY- I mean I'm-I'm a MAN" is pure trans-ness

he's also bi (hc) and really terrified of getting a boyfriend and then having him not see him as a man and is actually a straight dudes

So he only dates girls

(mj/the girl Andrew's one was in love with is mtf [but she doesn't really care about her gender but knows its feminin and calls herself mtf] and always reminds him he's a real man and when he goes "but what if-" MJ hits him with a "well then aren't you saying I'm a man then?" or something)

Luke Patterson (from Julie and the phantoms)

Part of the reason his mom and him fought so much

his parents said that the band made him trans and hanging out with boys was turing him into one

But after he died they saw that he was a guy and dedicated the rest of their lives to helping (especially young) trans folk

He wasn't diagnosed as autistic or with adhd (hc) because he was seen as a girl which gave him problems in having to get his parents to listen to him about both his brain and gender

Hates sleeves = trans

The beanie. No I will not elaborate. He wore a beanie. He is trans.

The way his hair is styled is like it was grown long and cut short instead of grown short and cut to stay that way, meaning that he is very likely to have had long hair and probably cut it short himself

When he became a ghost his soul was a guy so his ghost form became a guy, meaning he had a cis guy's appearance and "biological" situation or whatever

My Name Is Luke. He wrote a song called my name is Luke.

Jake peralta (Brooklyn 99)

Gina helped him come out to his mom

Did you SEE how he looked in highschool? The long hair and earring? Litterally in denial. Plus he was best friends with a girl (not saying straight guys can't have female friends but c'mon)

He wears about 3 layers

He met Rosa in the academy and i like to think that it was transohobic and put him in a dorm with her

she didn't care but was really mad about the academy being transphobic

prison was difficult, but Caleb was also trans and it made it easier (they look down in the shower and jake says samsies, I refuse to belive it's about circumcision and think it's trans instead.)

When Jake came out to Holt they had a kinda father-son type moment and Holt said that he understood and if Jake ever needed anything to come to him

He was still wearing a binder in the first few seasons (screw the scenes where he's shirtless) and the pain is unbearable because he's irresponsible (cue Gina and Rosa basically grounding him and everyone finding out he's trans)

Hiccup Haddock The 3rd (How to train Your Dragon)

He's 15 in the first movie. 15. My boy looks like he's 12

He's not as buff as the other guys his age and in one of the episodes where he's 15 bucket does a painting of him and Stowick and makes him extra buff, Stowick likes it more and Hiccup feels like crap (because he's trans)

Everyone sees him as a screw up and won't even let him ououtside

We never see him shirtless

"But he grows a beard eventually!" Yes but how long did that take him? My guy invented a flaming sword i think he'd be able to get testosterone from sosomewhere.

Kids? Sperm doner! (yes i know they're vikings but they could always just like... yk)

He doesn't have a bulge in his pants

He felt like an outsider and seeing toothless be the only nightfury made him just feel really connected to him

He didn't change his name

When he meets his mom she's obviously suprised but understands what's going on

My mtf headcanons:

Carrie (Julie and the phantoms)

Trevor understood fully because of Luke and asked her if she wanted a new name and what pronouns to use

He sometimes messed up with her pronouns at first but he tries really hard to get them right

When she came out he game her his credit card to buy new clothes with and quickly learned that was a very bad idea

She figured out her gender but was still figuring out her sexuality

She started dating nick as a power move to try and gain popularity (it worked)

She went on puberty blockers at 13 and it meant she was able to get a high voice but still does voice training as well (i dont know much about mtf voice stuff im sorry 😭)

After season one the boys were able to become visible to lifers when they want to be and she and Luke become trans bff's

loves pink

(I'm sorry I cant think of anymore mtf ones mainly because im ftm and those hc come from projecting onto charichters)

Nonbinary:

Oh my gosh I forgot their name 🤦 (from jatp)

(The member of dirty candy who Reggie likes)

Idk. But they are. She goes by they/she pronouns too, and I cant really say much else because they're a side character.

And also MJ from the Tom Holland spidermans is a genderfluid girl

Im sorry im too tired to elaborate any further I will think of more tho C:

[Edited]

[gayfantasio]

Whatever

[bestshipsmackdown]

Pre-qualifiers; Group Seven: Subsection Two

Astrid Hofferson x Hiccup Haddock from How To Train Your Dragon

Luke Patterson x Julie Molina from Julie and the Phantoms

Eve x Mazikeen from Lucifer

Noemi x Francis from Mexican Gothic