#Lucifer is insane

[thatsodapopgirl]

Dark Lucifer au: Lucifer cooks Alastor a special meal

Alastor had been in a bad mood and everyone could guess why. Few days ago, Alastor was told by one of the cannibals that Rosie was missing. Alastor and Charlie volunteered immediately to try and search for her and every lead led to nothing. Everyone could feel the tension when Alastor was in the room and knew it was best leave him alone. Despite Charlie’s efforts, Alastor would lash out or say leave the room without a word. The only one who could handle being near Alastor was Lucifer. One, Lucifer knew Alastor couldn’t hurt him and two, surprisingly the king was very supportive and understanding of the radio demon’s distress. Instead of jabs or insults, Lucifer would be there to calm Alastor down when he was about to rip someone’s head off.

He was also the one that would start cooking meals and would try to coax Alastor into eating again. Since Rosie’s disappearance, Alastor had began to neglect his health, such as sleep and eating. Then finally, Lucifer was able to get Alastor to eat dinner. Once everyone had left to go to bed, Lucifer started to cook a dish that he knew Alastor would love.

Alastor was about to refuse but the delicious aroma from the kitchen and the lack of food got to him. Begrudgingly, Alastor agreed and was served a meal. However, despite the rich taste, Alastor couldn’t help but feel disgusted and sick from eating Lucifer’s dish.

Lucifer: You don’t like it?

Alastor: Sire, I need to ask, what kind of meat is this?

Lucifer: I’m surprised you don’t recognize it, since you always eat it with that cannibal overlord

Alastor shocked that he didn’t notice the hostile tone Lucifer had when he mentioned Rosie. Lucifer just served him sinner meat. But he had to know, whose.

Alastor: Who was I just eating…?

Lucifer: A sinner who was too close to someone I admire and was starting to become a threat. She had to go

It was like time stopped as Alastor was slowly digesting the news. Lucifer smiled lovingly as he watched his obsession begin to throw up

(Wrote this instead of sleeping and even I was like, this is kind of messed up why did I write this? I was like, what if Lucifer served Alastor someone he cared about or was close too. Vox would have been too obvious, and it was between Nifty, Mimzy and Rosie.)

[notherpuppet]

I love hazbin hotel. It’s made with hard work and love and I think that kind of magic is invulnerable.

I look forward to seeing Viv, Spindlehorse, and the whole team show us the beautiful project they’re making.

I want to hear the creator tell her story. 🪄💞

[dirtgrubber]

there were bugs in the vents again…

from the lovely @morningstarwrites amazing fic Of Saints And Sinners

[makolokgneh]

so... I have some stuff waiting

I was learning about the tango being a battle for the lead... I couldn't resist... here u go

[the-other-soup]

IM NOT RULING IT OUT

[candyapplemacchiato]

found out today that Weird Al was almost Lucifer's VA and promptly lost my mind. Hell's Greatest Dad was almost a polka and im so upset about the fact that i can genuinely still HEAR the polka inspiration in it

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I don’t know about y’all but this FUCKING little chuckle he does DRIVES ME UP THE GOD DAMN WALL

I NEED TO BE SEDATED, I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

[salembehindbars]

#needthat

[celivyss]

"How amusing.."

That one panel by @notherpuppet goes hard

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

i feel like in s13 they were really losing the plot. like what do you mean jack and mary are trapped in an alternate dimension where michael is hot but evil and to get them back the rest of tfw has to do a spell they don’t even think will work because they don’t know asmodeus kept gabriel hidden away for years like rapunzel so he’ll conveniently be around to help but first cas has to go to syria and get married to the djinn queen while sam and dean live out an actual mafia movie and all three of them get trapped in a cartoon because of an evil real estate manager and then to get the last ingredient for the spell they have to fight a tentacle porn monster from another alternate dimension, all while lucifer is shacking up with danneel ackles and successfully taking over heaven? oh and sam and dean were stuck in jurassic world for a bit and donatello went insane via chicken wings

[nocreativityfornames]

I'm sorry, I'm re-playing S2 and let me tell you: the way that MC is given the choice to kill Lucifer in order to save the world and they not only refuse but tell Solomon that maybe they all just need accept things as they are (that everyone is going to die) is so-- dhshsjjsjs

What's that one quote, "A hero will sacrifice you to save the world but a villain will sacrifice the world for you"??? MC really said "I'd rather let EVERYONE die than live in a world without YOU" and that's so fucking insane, I swear

Proof that MC is just as unhinged as the demon brothers (if not more) when their loved ones' lives are the ones on the line

[radvelvetcakez]

Angel: That shirt looks great, smiles. Alastor: ..Thanks? Angel: But I bet it would look even better on Lucifer's floor. Lucifer: Are you hitting on Alastor... for me?

[supdudes95]

Reunion <3

To celebrate posting the last chapter of the second story in my Lumen series, have a hug XD

[lxkeee]

DOES ANYONE HAVE A CLEAR VERSIONS OF THE LUCIFER PLAYING CARDS THAT FLASHED DURING EPISODE FIVE? I TRIED TO SCREENSHOT IT BUT I CAN'T GET THE TIMING RIGHT 💔

[lambmotifz]

this is still one of the most insane parallels in this show. they just want to be loved by their big brothers…

[still-a-morosexual-help]

they all care about him so much and it hurts that he's surprised each time

Mammon Fell purely so he wouldn't be separated from Lucifer and Lucifer doesn't even know. He's still Bamboozled by the fact his brothers would stick with him through thick or thin, that they love him so fiercly no matter how much they fight, the same way he loves them

Traumatised Tragic Old Man who keeps hurting himself for the people he loves and is shocked each time they react negatively to it because he has willingly made himself into their Villain to protect them from threats that no longer exist, but that previous trauma insist are still present, and so now he thinks it's only fair that they all hate him, while simultaneously not realising the extent to which his actions and words have actually hurt them - so the same way that seeing the evidence of their continued love towards him still shocks him, seeing the evidence of the persisting hurt he caused them also shocks him